Son of the Morning Star

After Jehovah dragged Lucifer back, he went to the Garden of Eden to settle accounts with Adam.

(The accounting content is slightly bloody and will be omitted automatically.)

Adam and Eve prepare to move.

Eve made a skid from the leaves of the "wine bottle coconut tree". There are a total of ten pieces of luggage, including the uneaten watermelon last night, the feathers sent by the peacock this morning, and a section of hair cut off last spring. The bark of the willow tree she was leaning on when she came across Adam...of course, poor Adam had to grit his teeth and drag these odds and ends.

Eve was very happy, and made up a song while walking, called "Happy Moving Morning".She assigned Adam a bass, but Adam couldn't sing a word because he just "hummed up".

Later generations of literati discussed the origin of art with "labor theory" and "entertainment theory".

"Just live here?" Adam was lazy, and saw a cave nearby, so he wanted to settle down.

"No, no," cried Eve, "I want to find a place with a river!"

"There is water in the hole, isn't it dripping?" Adam was very puzzled.

"No, I said that if you want the river, you need the river. We agreed, the male lead is outside, and the female lead is inside. You have to listen to me about moving."

"I really don't understand why you have to live by the river?" Adam muttered. "Anyway, you don't need to bathe every day."

"I said I want to live by the river, so I can play in the water every day." Eve insisted, "and save money on buying mirrors."

Adam fell silent.

Human culture thus unfolded in the Mesopotamia.

One day later, Eve told Adam, "I have decided to live a civilized life."

"What is civilization?"

"Well—civilization is hard to explain."

"For example?"

"For example, when there is only one stone left in the garden, the man will give it to the woman."

"It's nothing, I just sit on the ground, what else?"

"Wash your hands before eating, and don't make any noise while eating soup."

"That's much more annoying. What else?"

"Also, when the wife walks to the door, the husband should open the door first; the wife needs to put on clothes, but the husband has to raise his sleeves; and the wife should always send flowers."

"If you want flowers, you won't pick them yourself?"

"That would not be called civilized life."

"I don't want to live a civilized life."

"Male hosts outside, female hosts inside, this is what we agreed," Eve repeated the old tune, "When you go hunting, you can live a civilized life as you like, but you must live a civilized life at home."

"I don't live a civilized life!"

"It must be done!" Eve gave Adam a fierce look, then turned her head and shouted, "Son, come out!"

"Who is your name?"

"Son, my son!"

"You just give birth to a 'person', there is no such thing as a son."

"The 'person' born to me is called a 'son', or a 'daughter', the child born to a son is called a 'grandson', and the wife of a grandson is called a 'granddaughter-in-law'."

"What new rule is this?"

"That's civilized life—civilized life must complicate rhetoric, and civilization has many relatives."

Adam was about to protest when their son came out wrapped in a diaper.

"Son, tell me," Adam preempted, "do you agree with Dad or Mom?"

Because the silly boy hadn't learned how to say "Dad", he immediately said "Mom" quite neatly.

"Look, look, what else do you have to say? As a result of the vote, we passed by a supermajority! Live a civilized life is the majority decision - that's called 'democracy'. Oh, democracy You probably don’t understand it for a while, but it’s part of civilized life anyway!”

Adam was so hungry that he just wanted to eat a piece of raw grilled steak, but he couldn't use it for two purposes, so Eve had to go.

This is how human civilization was born.

(Excerpt from an encyclopedia)

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small theater:

When Lucifer met Conan...

Conan (looking at Lucifer in shock): "...Angel?! Where's my science?"

Lucifer (ignore him, walk away): "..."

A certain Ke stayed in hell for a while, and the halo of death was activated---

Lucifer is missing.

Yahweh got angry and threw Conan back to the original world, and made Conan never return to Kudo Shinichi.

Wait, it's not over yet!

One day Lucifer came out of a space-time rift.

Jehovah: "Luci, where have you been all this time?"

Lucifer: "There is a small cake in that space-time rift..."

(It is said that this is the reason why Conan does not end...)