Son of the Morning Star

Adam was very depressed when he first came to the world, because he found that the ability he inherited from the blood of God could not be used in the world at all.

But the only thing that made him happy was that one day, Adam and Eve had sex, and Eve became pregnant.

Afterwards, Eve gave birth to a son. Adam and Eve were very happy and had great expectations for the child, so they named him "cain", which means "give".

"...Adam, is it really okay for you to choose such a name as Secondary School?"

"This child was given to us by God, so it is naturally called 'Cain'."

"I'm a little worried that God will kill us..."

"Don't worry, he won't."

"Eh? Lord, your grandson is born! Do you want to go and see?" A certain idle and boring Archangel planned to join in the fun.

"...that's not my grandson."

"Eh?" Lucifer looked at him in surprise, "Adam was cuckolded!"

No way……

"Lu Xi, your imagination is really getting richer..."

"Hey, this child is obviously related to Adam by blood?!" Lucifer looked at the lower realm, a little puzzled.

"Actually..." Jehovah was about to explain.

"Wait, I seem to know something!" Lucifer stared at him, "Lord, you...you don't even let your daughter-in-law go?!"

"Eh?" A certain god looked confused.

Why is Adam not here, he is still lying down!

"I've already seen the truth of the matter!" Lucifer's Detective Conan possessed him, "This child is not your grandson, but he is related to Adam by blood, so---this is your son!"

Jehovah vomited three liters of blood.

Nima, the more you explain, the more chaotic rhythm is going on!

"Lucy...I have nothing to do with Eve..."

Lucifer was even more shocked: "My god... you wouldn't... have an affair with Adam!"

"Hey! Wait, I..."

"Hey! I understand your tangled feelings, and I'm also very tangled about whether that child is your son or your grandson."

"Lu Xi, I..."

"No wonder Adam gave that child such a middle school name. Doesn't 'Cain' mean 'the Lord has made me a man'!" Lucifer showed a sudden realization expression, "So this name is really literal meaning……"

Jehovah:"……"

My heart is so tired, I feel that I will never love again...QAQ

But no one thought that this child was actually a bear!

Monday: Torn down the house that Adam built.

Tuesday: While Adam was not looking, he secretly captured a sheep and fed it to a wolf cub.

Wednesday: Play with fire in the field and burn everything in Adam's field.

Thursday: Steal the sacrifices used for the sacrifice.

Friday: Put caterpillars in Eve's quilt.

Saturday: Shear the sheep's wool and burn it.

Sunday: Put caterpillars around Eve's neck as she prays.

Adam: "..."

Nima bear, the house I worked so hard to build is gone!Are you a devil!

Eve: "..."

It's okay for Nima at ordinary times, why do you have to make a fuss on the rest day!

Lucifer: "Is Jehovah really your own son..."

Cain's various behaviors made Adam and Eve feel lingering fears after the birth of their second child, so they named him "Abel", which means "vanity".

Nima, one brat is enough for us to be tired, my God, you actually gave us one back!

Lucifer: "Lord, is this your son or grandson?"

Jehovah: "...enough! I don't want to answer!"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

When Lucifer meets Haruhi Suzumiya...

Suzumiya Haruhi: "Yo! Met a birdman?!"

Lucifer (deciding to ignore her): "..."

Suzumiya Haruhi: "Hey, that bird man, don't leave? Come and be my team member!"

Haruhi Suzumiya, died.