I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

After supper, birthday star Shen Qing was rushed to take a bath and go to sleep.

Although Shen's mother stayed at home, she didn't take time off. She was busy killing ducks, bloodletting, plucking and stewing soup all day for sanitation.

In the Shen family, Shen's mother is the oldest, since the eldest has been driven to sleep, the husband has to accompany his wife.So Shen's father was also driven by Shen Tang to take a bath, leaving Shen Tang alone, volunteering to deal with the aftermath.

Fortunately, Shen Tang was neat and tidy, and it only took half an hour to clear the table, wash the dishes, close the door, and lock it. When he came back, he saw Shao Yanzhi frantically putting away the phone, as if he was guilty of a guilty conscience, and put it in the place where the Shen Tang paid attention.

You don't need to look to know what Shao Yanzhi is looking at, Shen Tang rolled his eyes, "Why don't you take a bath when you have this spare time? Are you planning to grab the bathroom with me?"

"Where do I sleep?" This question was more important, and Shao Yanzhi could not act rashly before it was settled.

Shen Tang narrowed his eyes, "Didn't my parents warmly welcome you to stay overnight? I absolutely don't live with other people, and I also know that you have a cleanliness habit, so it is impossible to sleep with me..."

"So, where do I sleep?" Shao Yanzhi asked calmly once.

"That's a good question," Shen Tang patted Shao Yanzhi's shoulder, "Although I don't like living with other people, there are no extra rooms in my house that have been renovated and cleaned. Now there are two options. First, follow this Go out, you can try your luck, whose hotel is not full, second, you and I go back to the room—"

When Shen Tang said this, the corners of his mouth hooked up, his right index finger shook, and he said complacently: "NoNoNo, you come back to the room with me—hit! Floor! Shop!"

Uncle Shao is such a character, not to mention anything else, he hasn't even slept on a slightly harder wooden bed, let alone a wronged bed on the floor!

Not only is it hard, but it's also dirty. If you let him sleep, it's better to sit on a stool and squint all night.

Shao Yanzhi, who had made up his mind to stay up late at night, didn't say much, but followed behind and nodded in agreement.Anyway, he had prepared the worst plan, and he didn't bother to argue with Shen Tang, so naturally he didn't see his expression.

When he arrived in the room, Shao Yanzhi was hit on the head by something just as he entered the room with his slippers on.

When I grabbed it, it turned out to be cotton and soft clothes and pants.

"I can only help you here, and I will give you the clothes. I have new underwear, but I don't know if you can wear them, so I don't want you to be naked →_→" Shen Tang pulled the cabinet with one hand With one hand on his waist, his chest trembled slightly as he smiled, Shao Yanzhi's heart fluttered as he watched, and when he went back to the future, he realized that he had been molested by Shen Tang.

It won't work.

"That's good. I don't think I can fit your underwear. They are all men. You know, if you can't control your lower body and react, don't be surprised."

Shen Tang's shoulders trembled when he heard this strange word, and he pulled out a brand new pair of blue and white striped boxer underwear from the drawer, threw it over his head, and said angrily: "You Why are you so shameless!"

Shao Yanzhi could only shrug his shoulders, and took the trousers, "I can't help it, you like me shamelessly, no, I'll give you whatever you want."

When he walked out with his clothes and towels in his arms, he waved his sleeves gracefully and said "Thank you". Hearing that, Shen Tang was furious, and thought to himself, since we haven't seen each other for a month, the skills of our mouths have improved a lot, and we are evenly matched. It is said that it is a bit one-sided, and the situation is not optimistic.

It won't work.

Shen Tang drove Shao Yanzhi downstairs to take a bath, while he himself occupied the private bathroom in the room, and took a refreshing bath.

When Shao Yanzhi returned from rubbing his hair, the room was empty.He naturally picked up the hair dryer on the table and let his hair hang down.

When Shen Tang came out wearing a towel and slippers, Shao Yanzhi got up and opened the window, and turned around to see the naked Shen Tang walking towards him, and even whistled.

"Yo, I didn't notice it usually, but the figure is quite predictable."

At this moment, Shentang's house, at this moment, Shentang's land, he has never been unscrupulous, he never cared about others, he was too happy, and immediately forgot about the fact that there was an extra guest in the room, and he just wrapped himself in a bath towel like this Out.

Came out with a towel on...

Shentang was in a mess in the wind for a few seconds, and he held the edge of the towel calmly, for fear that it would hang down in a sudden excitement. The one walking the bird was not Shao Yanzhi, but Shentang.

Seeing Shen Tang closing the bathroom with a bang, Shao Yanzhi laughed happily, and couldn't help pounding on the bed thinking, why is Shen Tang so funny, after taking a bath, his IQ plummeted.

He hadn't finished laughing yet, when he saw an angry man jumping out of the bathroom, and glared at him fiercely, "What are you laughing at, I've never seen a naked man before, I want to see yourself!" said Then he pulled the white T and beach pants from the bed, and pulled hard...

Not moving?

Pull again.

still not moving?

Shen Tang tried to pull again, but suddenly he loosened his strength, his feet slipped and he almost staggered and fell. Fortunately, Shao Yanzhi stood up and grabbed Shen Tang quickly to avoid accidents.

But well...

"Shen Tang, your skin is pretty good, much better than mine."

After finishing speaking, he fumbled a few times with his hands and feet, but was slapped off by Shen Tang with a clear and clear voice, which turned out to be merciless.

"Why the hell are you sitting on my clothes with your ass, you can't make room for it, so I can't get it out after a few times, don't you have a cleanliness? Don't you have a cleanliness!"

Shen Tang was really angry, his face was flushed red, his whole body was wet after taking a shower, and his eyes looked extraordinarily moist, when he stared at others with his eyes, it was very touching.

He really felt ashamed and thrown home, even though he was already at home_(:з)∠)_

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, you go and get dressed, or you can change here, and I don't mind." Shao Yanzhi patted Shen Tang's bare shoulders, thinking of Shen Tang's aggressive reaction, he just After clapping for a while, he stopped the movement and withdrew his hand, "Hurry up and go."

Shen Tang was still holding the T-shirt in his hand, supported Shao Yanzhi's shoulders to straighten up, and quickly went to the bathroom. When he changed his clothes and came out, he seemed to have returned to normal.

He was wearing a white cotton T-shirt and light green beach shorts. His whole body was baggy, revealing patches of skin.His complexion is fair, even in such cheap clothes, there is still a touch of gentleness revealed.

Shen Tang moved a stool in front of the desk and sat down, picked up the flickering mobile phone and swiped it a few times, his fingers continued to tap on the table, his face was sombre, it made people calm down for no reason, and became serious.

"Enough laughing?" Shen Tang played with the phone, "Enough laughing, let's settle the score, how about it?"

Shao Yanzhi couldn't laugh anymore.

He had seen Weibo several times before...

Could it be any more stupid!

He was happy for a while, the music was on his head, he forgot, switched, the account number, too.

Therefore, he posted pictures and texts in a large size, and his fan base is too large. Every wife fan is closely watching the wind and grass. Can they not jump on them when they see such a big movement?Can you follow this clue and reverse it?

Therefore, women are born Sherlock Holmes, once they feel that way, they immediately become detectives.

Too much information was exposed, Shen Tang updated his blog at the same time, and the chances of the two fans overlapping were so high, it would be a matter of minutes before they lost their horses.

That's right, Shao Yanzhi, who was wandering between the tuba and the finely tuned trumpet, was out of play and exposed.

And before that, he played Shentang a lot.

After that, he laughed non-stop again.

The situation is not good.

36 Straightforward is the best strategy, but it's dark and quiet outside, there's no way to go to the sky, no way to go to the ground, so you can only kill yourself.

"How do you want to die?"

Shao Yanzhi sighed melancholy, "euthanasia."

"Huh?" Shen Tang was inexplicable, "What euthanasia?"

"Didn't you ask me how I want to die?"

Shen Tang had a look on his face, why do you have such a ZZ expression, "Please don't overdo it, bring your ears and IQ, let me ask again, why did you lie to me?"

"Playing with me, is it fun?"

"It's not a lie, it's just riding a tiger, and I don't have a chance to say it." Shao Yanzhi muted his annoying phone and put his hands on his knees, "You worked so hard, if I told you, wouldn't your joy be compromised? ?”

Shen Tang remained silent.

What Shao Yanzhi said was indeed correct. Although all kinds of good luck came his way, he still made it step by step.

When I was the most tired, I stayed up late to catch up with the plan, went to the market during the day, and came back to supervise the workers. I was busy like a spinning top, without stopping.

Regardless of his health, during the period of planning travel agencies and wild boar forests, Shen Tang lost fifteen catties.If it weren't for the support of the spiritual spring, Shentang would have died long ago.

Originally, he was not fat, but he looked just right. After losing so much weight, he looked rather haggard. In the past few days, everyone caught Shen Tang saying that he had lost weight, and gave away a lot of home-grown ones with concern. stuff or something.

Tired to achieve such an achievement, of course I hope it is all achieved by myself. If this kind of joy knows that someone has secretly assisted in the achievements I have achieved, the pure joy will definitely be greatly reduced. I am definitely not exclaiming because of so few fans. After all, 10,000 + It's just a small wave in Shao Yan's huge harem, very inconspicuous.

Shen Tang forced a smile, "Okay, then I believe you, when did you know my Weibo name?"

How did the naive Shen Tang know that Shao Yanzhi already knew about the vest he dropped a long time ago, and he kept asking him tirelessly.

As for Shao Yanzhi, how long ago did it happen, he has been busy for several rounds, and he has long forgotten it, who still remembers these trivial matters.So he shook his head, "I don't remember very clearly, anyway, it was quite early. I already knew your identity when I was playing in Tietou Village, and it's not a particularly mysterious identity, right? You know it when you know it." , there is no need to be angry, right?"

Shao Yanzhi spoke cautiously.

"It turns out that you knew it a long time ago. No wonder I asked you for Weibo, but you always shied away and said that you don't play, don't, why do you say you don't play, how good you are at this game, and the fan base doesn't say It has the most microblogs, so why is it in the top ten?"

Shen Tang half-sarcastically half-smiles, what he said is so obvious, others are not stupid, how could they not hear it.

"Where is it, it's really not good. Weibo was run by a friend before, and then I threw it to me halfway, and I already had a group of fans. At that time, it seemed to be hundreds of thousands of fans, right?"

This is really not a fake, it was Shao Yanzhi's friend who helped him get this account, and said that with his status, it would be too pitiful for Weibo to have only a few fans, and he even helped him buy fans to promote operations.

But it turns out that in the name of Mr. Shao, you can get twice the result with half the effort, and the fan effect is terrible.

Whoosh, it broke the tens of millions mark.

"Then why did you fabricate a friend, and why did you lie to me?" The previous questions were all foreshadowing, and this question should be asked in the end.

Why lie to him?

"As I said before, riding a tiger is hard to get off, and if there are too many lies, it is easy to collapse. Everyone understands the truth, but people always think that they will succeed with a fluke mentality. We are friends. ?”

"You also bought an oven. It's a pity that you don't need it. I can only eat fast food in the company. After eating for a month, it can be said that I have no desires, and my mind is alive."

It was only then that the idea was focused on entertaining Shen Tang.

I really regret it now.

Shen Tang got up and walked in front of Shao Yanzhi. He was standing, while Shao Yanzhi was sitting, which seemed to be a condescending attitude.

Shen Tang bent slightly, and even trapped a person who was bigger than him in a small space. Pressing the swelling pain in his temple, he said forcefully, "Shao Yanzhi, do you think I'm your friend?"

Someone nods.

"You turned my old bottom upside down, shouldn't you tell me something? Fair trade, reciprocity, didn't you teach me?"

Having said this, he suddenly became happy, happily sat down on the edge of the bed next to Shao Yanzhi, and looked at the people next to him with a smile.

But the person next to him felt hairy when he looked at him, and finally couldn't help but ask, "What do you want to do?"