I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]
Chapter 75 [Breakfast fried dough sticks]
"What can you do? I just realize that now, my parents treat you like half a son, and you are almost integrated into my family life, but I still don't know anything about you."
Shen Tang covered his head with a towel and wiped it a few times. Seeing Shao Yanzhi's pensive look, he sneered, and then said, "I know your family has a big career, and you must be more defensive than ordinary people, but we We've known each other for so long, so there's no need to keep it a secret, right? It hurts my feelings."
"You can't say that, Shen Tang," Shao Yanzhi sighed, feeling that he couldn't speak clearly, stood up a little annoyed and walked in the room, and finally walked back to Shen Tang, and took the towel from his hand.Seeing Shen Tang glaring at him, he raised his hands with a wry smile, indicating that he had no other intentions, "I'll wipe it off for you, otherwise I'd be very irritable."
"I have long hands. I'm in a hurry. A big man wipes my head. It's strange everywhere." Shen Tang dodged uncomfortably. On his cheek, a wet towel covered his face.
Shen Tang's face turned dark all of a sudden, "Young Master Shao, Uncle Shao, it really hurts your life to serve people all the time. Let me come, let me come. I dare not make you bother."
Shao Yanzhi also competed with him, "You can, why can't I? Back then I didn't go to the kitchen, how is it now?"
Shen Tang shrugged, "How do I know?"
Shao Yanzhi gritted his teeth, "Did you forget the photo I took of you?"
Only then did Shen Tang drag out a long "Oh", and Shao Yanzhi was so angry that he held up the towel and made a blow gesture. Shen Tang stepped aside and held his chin in thought, "Noodles and steak, okay, just try it." Okay, but if you want to cover the towel where it shouldn't be, I'll stuff it in your mouth."
After finishing speaking, he couldn't help snorting, which made Shao Yan want to laugh.
He is also an adult man, could it be that Shen Tang stuffed him whenever he wanted?He looks a little bigger than Shen Tang, so it's hard to tell who is in front of whom.
Thinking of this, Shao Yanzhi showed a sinister smile.
Shen Tang's hair has grown a bit, and he hasn't cut it yet.
In the past, he didn't need to wipe it, and it dried after a few shakes, but now he still needs to wipe it off.
So one of Shao Yan started to rub very meticulously, not missing every corner.But after rubbing it, maybe someone's service was too thoughtful, his movements were careful and light, and he was too comfortable, Shen Tang was already staggering and drowsy.
Shao Yan's heart moved, and the towel moved and moved, and moved it to Shen Tang's ear.
Wipe once, then again.
His ears trembled, Shen Tang turned over, muttered and continued to sleep.
Shao Yanzhi swept Shen Tang's neck with the tail of the towel. He was wearing a loose white T, leaning sideways on the head of the bed, exposing a large piece of skin and half of his shoulders.
Shen Tang was afraid of ticklish, shrunk his shoulders, muttered "Qingqing is making trouble", and remained silent again.
Seeing this, Shao Yanzhi went ahead and scratched Shen Tang's chin with a towel. Someone was sleeping soundly and annoyed him, so he slapped him out, and there was only a crisp "slap", and the whole world fell silent.
Someone was quiet for a while, the more he fell asleep, the more he felt that something was wrong. He struggled to open his eyes, and saw a person leaning in front of him, holding a light blue object in his hand, looking at him with a strange expression. After a jolt, he suddenly lost all sleepiness, sat up in a daze, and hit Shao Yanzhi's head with a "bang".
After two oops.
"Are you squatting on the bedside in the middle of the night to do something? You're so frightened that you don't understand, hey, my forehead is going to be blue tomorrow." Shen Tang thought about it, being woken up in the middle of the night, it would be uncomfortable for anyone else.Touching my wet head, I suddenly remembered, "Aren't you going to wipe my hair? What's the matter?"
"..." Someone cleared his throat, "You are already asleep on the bed, how do you wipe it?"
The answer made sense, Shen Tang nodded, picked up the hair dryer and blown it on for 1 minute.
The advantage of short hair is that in less than 1 minute, Shen Tang's half-dry hair is completely dry.
When he put down the hair dryer, he suddenly remembered, didn't he intend to torture to extract a confession tonight?Why do you feel that the painting style is seriously wrong?
Shen Tang may not be the one who knows Shao Yanzhi the best, but after getting along for so long, he probably knows him a little bit.At first he was angry because he had concealed it from him for a long time, and he was angry at being cheated and played with, but after a night of gags, the anger has dissipated and there is very little left.
After all, even if Shao Yanzhi lied to him, it is undeniable that it was Shao Yanzhi who silently supported him behind him and made him walk on this difficult road more smoothly.His intentions were good, and no matter what his reasons were for hiding him, this cannot be erased.
Shen Tang hooked his fingers at Shao Yanzhi, and the latter remembered what he did while he was sleeping, and suddenly felt a little guilty, and walked forward without saying a word.
"Do you know what's wrong?"
"Eh..." Shao Yanzhi was taken aback by the sight of a conversation between a teacher and a student, and then nodded in embarrassment.
"What compensation is there?"
"I will pay you back."
"..."
"I'm just kidding, you take it seriously." Shao Yanzhi saw that Shen Tang's expression had changed, and he felt uncomfortable in his heart. He changed the subject, and Quan took it as a joke, "Didn't you say that in a few days you would Do you want to accompany Wangnianjiao to a banquet? I'll take you there."
Shen Tang felt suddenly relieved, but fortunately the other party was just joking, but he was a little annoyed.Straight men with normal sexuality will always make such jokes, they don't care, but if there are other men who are not so straight with perverted thoughts, they will always think elsewhere when they hear such words.
"That's a pity. Brother Chen invited me. It's nothing to do with you."
"Mr. Chen and you are quite different in age. Do you think you're embarrassed to bother others? I'm not the same as you. We are about the same age and get along a lot. You know I don't mind this much, love. I like to eat and play, so I just accompany you to see and see." Shao Yanzhi's words were beautiful and reasonable, he dug out the slightest worries in Shen Tang's heart, and magnified them several times with a magnifying glass.Originally, Shen Tang was just a fleeting idea, but when he said that, he really felt bad, so he began to hesitate.
"But I agreed to Brother Chen, I'm looking for an excuse to refuse, okay?" Shen Tang hesitated, and felt that there was no need to refuse Chen Jianzhong because of Shao Yanzhi's words, and he couldn't make up his mind for a while and tangled up.
Shao Yanzhi patted the table, "That's it, I'll make the decision for you. Just say that I'm going too, and I'll take you there if you happen to be on the way. Then the exchange meeting will be the day after tomorrow, right?"
Shen Tang flipped through the notepad and nodded.
"That's good. The day after tomorrow, I'll stay here for a day and go back to the city with you. When the time comes, I'll have enough food and drink. If you come back by yourself, I won't see you off."
Shen Tang's thoughts made sense.Since he wanted to stay here, it would be a good idea to have another free driver!He didn't lie to Brother Chen, he was indeed on the way, and he believed that in Shao Yanzhi's identity, getting a ticket was just a trivial matter, and it would be easy.
Thinking of this, he put one hand on Shao Yanzhi's shoulder, patted his cheek with satisfaction, and made a few popping sounds.
Shen Tang said quite satisfied: "Little Yanzi is quite in my heart, so I will find the method you said. I want to go to bed, so kneel down."
"Thank you, Lord Long." Shao Yanzhi made a funny gesture. Seeing Shen Tang laughing and leaning back, he slapped the bed board violently. His face couldn't hold him anymore. He stepped forward and pressed him on the bed, pinched his face, scratched his waist, Viciously said: "Who started it first? This is, the culprit still dares to laugh! I will make you laugh, you will die of laughter!"
Shen Tang was so ticklish, he really couldn't stop laughing, and finally he could only raise his hands to beg for forgiveness, Shao Yanzhi was willing to let go.In the end, a humiliating agreement was signed to lose sovereignty-the two each occupy half of the country and do not interfere with each other.
So, in the second half of the night, the two each covered a quilt and slept until dawn.
Early in the morning, he was woken up by the alarm clock in the Shentang.
He had an early habit of setting an alarm clock, if it wasn't for Shen Qing's birthday yesterday, her tired back ached, she wouldn't have slept so late and almost couldn't get up.
When he rolled around on the bed twice, and suddenly his hands and feet touched a warm spot, his whole body suddenly exploded, and he froze there, and his sleepiness flew to Java.
The man who was in a deep sleep was startled awake, and made a few muffled nasal sounds. He was raving and couldn't understand what he was talking about. His voice was low and pleasant to hear.He was wearing clothes that didn't fit well, his shoulders stretched a little tight, and he outlined his strong biceps. His whole body revealed a man's male hormones, with a masculine sex appeal. The hard edges and corners are blurred in that aggressive handsome, which still looks a bit gentle.
"Hi, morning~"
Shao Yanzhi hadn't woken up yet, his voice was still a bit vague, his nasal voice was heavy, it sounded like he was being coquettish, while he was speaking, he still stretched out his hand, put it on Shao Yanzhi's shoulder, like hugging a pillow, and hugged him tightly arms.
Shen Tang: "..."
Also rubbed.
Shen Tang: "!!!"
bold!Dare to push an inch!
Shen Tang slapped Shao Yanzhi's face with a slap, and slapped his face tens of centimeters away from him.The bed is not big, Shen Tang used more strength, half of Shao Yanzhi left the bed, he felt a sense of suspension, and the sense of crisis stimulated him, which made him drowsy.
Stretching out his long arm, he pulled Shen Tang and fished himself back. He yawned and looked at him inexplicably, "Why are you so crazy in the morning?"
Shen Tang: "..."
His eyes slid down along Shao Yanzhi's body, and then stayed on a certain part.
Shao Yanzhi: "..."
His eyes also followed Shen Tang's gaze, slid down, and then fixed on a certain long leg.
The two looked at each other speechlessly, and were awkwardly silent for a few seconds. A shout from downstairs broke the embarrassment of the scene.
"Brother, get up and drink porridge, if you don't come down, I will wipe out all the fried dough sticks and pancakes!"
Shen Tang's eyes were like glass beads, he stared at Shao Yanzhi without blinking.
A certain person who was looked at with hairs all over finally broke the calm with embarrassment.
"They're all men, normal physiological phenomenon in the morning." Seeing that Shen Tang was still silent, Shao Yanzhi grabbed his ankle vigorously with one hand and moved his foot away, suddenly full of confidence.
"I can't believe you haven't!"
Shen Tang covered his head with a towel and wiped it a few times. Seeing Shao Yanzhi's pensive look, he sneered, and then said, "I know your family has a big career, and you must be more defensive than ordinary people, but we We've known each other for so long, so there's no need to keep it a secret, right? It hurts my feelings."
"You can't say that, Shen Tang," Shao Yanzhi sighed, feeling that he couldn't speak clearly, stood up a little annoyed and walked in the room, and finally walked back to Shen Tang, and took the towel from his hand.Seeing Shen Tang glaring at him, he raised his hands with a wry smile, indicating that he had no other intentions, "I'll wipe it off for you, otherwise I'd be very irritable."
"I have long hands. I'm in a hurry. A big man wipes my head. It's strange everywhere." Shen Tang dodged uncomfortably. On his cheek, a wet towel covered his face.
Shen Tang's face turned dark all of a sudden, "Young Master Shao, Uncle Shao, it really hurts your life to serve people all the time. Let me come, let me come. I dare not make you bother."
Shao Yanzhi also competed with him, "You can, why can't I? Back then I didn't go to the kitchen, how is it now?"
Shen Tang shrugged, "How do I know?"
Shao Yanzhi gritted his teeth, "Did you forget the photo I took of you?"
Only then did Shen Tang drag out a long "Oh", and Shao Yanzhi was so angry that he held up the towel and made a blow gesture. Shen Tang stepped aside and held his chin in thought, "Noodles and steak, okay, just try it." Okay, but if you want to cover the towel where it shouldn't be, I'll stuff it in your mouth."
After finishing speaking, he couldn't help snorting, which made Shao Yan want to laugh.
He is also an adult man, could it be that Shen Tang stuffed him whenever he wanted?He looks a little bigger than Shen Tang, so it's hard to tell who is in front of whom.
Thinking of this, Shao Yanzhi showed a sinister smile.
Shen Tang's hair has grown a bit, and he hasn't cut it yet.
In the past, he didn't need to wipe it, and it dried after a few shakes, but now he still needs to wipe it off.
So one of Shao Yan started to rub very meticulously, not missing every corner.But after rubbing it, maybe someone's service was too thoughtful, his movements were careful and light, and he was too comfortable, Shen Tang was already staggering and drowsy.
Shao Yan's heart moved, and the towel moved and moved, and moved it to Shen Tang's ear.
Wipe once, then again.
His ears trembled, Shen Tang turned over, muttered and continued to sleep.
Shao Yanzhi swept Shen Tang's neck with the tail of the towel. He was wearing a loose white T, leaning sideways on the head of the bed, exposing a large piece of skin and half of his shoulders.
Shen Tang was afraid of ticklish, shrunk his shoulders, muttered "Qingqing is making trouble", and remained silent again.
Seeing this, Shao Yanzhi went ahead and scratched Shen Tang's chin with a towel. Someone was sleeping soundly and annoyed him, so he slapped him out, and there was only a crisp "slap", and the whole world fell silent.
Someone was quiet for a while, the more he fell asleep, the more he felt that something was wrong. He struggled to open his eyes, and saw a person leaning in front of him, holding a light blue object in his hand, looking at him with a strange expression. After a jolt, he suddenly lost all sleepiness, sat up in a daze, and hit Shao Yanzhi's head with a "bang".
After two oops.
"Are you squatting on the bedside in the middle of the night to do something? You're so frightened that you don't understand, hey, my forehead is going to be blue tomorrow." Shen Tang thought about it, being woken up in the middle of the night, it would be uncomfortable for anyone else.Touching my wet head, I suddenly remembered, "Aren't you going to wipe my hair? What's the matter?"
"..." Someone cleared his throat, "You are already asleep on the bed, how do you wipe it?"
The answer made sense, Shen Tang nodded, picked up the hair dryer and blown it on for 1 minute.
The advantage of short hair is that in less than 1 minute, Shen Tang's half-dry hair is completely dry.
When he put down the hair dryer, he suddenly remembered, didn't he intend to torture to extract a confession tonight?Why do you feel that the painting style is seriously wrong?
Shen Tang may not be the one who knows Shao Yanzhi the best, but after getting along for so long, he probably knows him a little bit.At first he was angry because he had concealed it from him for a long time, and he was angry at being cheated and played with, but after a night of gags, the anger has dissipated and there is very little left.
After all, even if Shao Yanzhi lied to him, it is undeniable that it was Shao Yanzhi who silently supported him behind him and made him walk on this difficult road more smoothly.His intentions were good, and no matter what his reasons were for hiding him, this cannot be erased.
Shen Tang hooked his fingers at Shao Yanzhi, and the latter remembered what he did while he was sleeping, and suddenly felt a little guilty, and walked forward without saying a word.
"Do you know what's wrong?"
"Eh..." Shao Yanzhi was taken aback by the sight of a conversation between a teacher and a student, and then nodded in embarrassment.
"What compensation is there?"
"I will pay you back."
"..."
"I'm just kidding, you take it seriously." Shao Yanzhi saw that Shen Tang's expression had changed, and he felt uncomfortable in his heart. He changed the subject, and Quan took it as a joke, "Didn't you say that in a few days you would Do you want to accompany Wangnianjiao to a banquet? I'll take you there."
Shen Tang felt suddenly relieved, but fortunately the other party was just joking, but he was a little annoyed.Straight men with normal sexuality will always make such jokes, they don't care, but if there are other men who are not so straight with perverted thoughts, they will always think elsewhere when they hear such words.
"That's a pity. Brother Chen invited me. It's nothing to do with you."
"Mr. Chen and you are quite different in age. Do you think you're embarrassed to bother others? I'm not the same as you. We are about the same age and get along a lot. You know I don't mind this much, love. I like to eat and play, so I just accompany you to see and see." Shao Yanzhi's words were beautiful and reasonable, he dug out the slightest worries in Shen Tang's heart, and magnified them several times with a magnifying glass.Originally, Shen Tang was just a fleeting idea, but when he said that, he really felt bad, so he began to hesitate.
"But I agreed to Brother Chen, I'm looking for an excuse to refuse, okay?" Shen Tang hesitated, and felt that there was no need to refuse Chen Jianzhong because of Shao Yanzhi's words, and he couldn't make up his mind for a while and tangled up.
Shao Yanzhi patted the table, "That's it, I'll make the decision for you. Just say that I'm going too, and I'll take you there if you happen to be on the way. Then the exchange meeting will be the day after tomorrow, right?"
Shen Tang flipped through the notepad and nodded.
"That's good. The day after tomorrow, I'll stay here for a day and go back to the city with you. When the time comes, I'll have enough food and drink. If you come back by yourself, I won't see you off."
Shen Tang's thoughts made sense.Since he wanted to stay here, it would be a good idea to have another free driver!He didn't lie to Brother Chen, he was indeed on the way, and he believed that in Shao Yanzhi's identity, getting a ticket was just a trivial matter, and it would be easy.
Thinking of this, he put one hand on Shao Yanzhi's shoulder, patted his cheek with satisfaction, and made a few popping sounds.
Shen Tang said quite satisfied: "Little Yanzi is quite in my heart, so I will find the method you said. I want to go to bed, so kneel down."
"Thank you, Lord Long." Shao Yanzhi made a funny gesture. Seeing Shen Tang laughing and leaning back, he slapped the bed board violently. His face couldn't hold him anymore. He stepped forward and pressed him on the bed, pinched his face, scratched his waist, Viciously said: "Who started it first? This is, the culprit still dares to laugh! I will make you laugh, you will die of laughter!"
Shen Tang was so ticklish, he really couldn't stop laughing, and finally he could only raise his hands to beg for forgiveness, Shao Yanzhi was willing to let go.In the end, a humiliating agreement was signed to lose sovereignty-the two each occupy half of the country and do not interfere with each other.
So, in the second half of the night, the two each covered a quilt and slept until dawn.
Early in the morning, he was woken up by the alarm clock in the Shentang.
He had an early habit of setting an alarm clock, if it wasn't for Shen Qing's birthday yesterday, her tired back ached, she wouldn't have slept so late and almost couldn't get up.
When he rolled around on the bed twice, and suddenly his hands and feet touched a warm spot, his whole body suddenly exploded, and he froze there, and his sleepiness flew to Java.
The man who was in a deep sleep was startled awake, and made a few muffled nasal sounds. He was raving and couldn't understand what he was talking about. His voice was low and pleasant to hear.He was wearing clothes that didn't fit well, his shoulders stretched a little tight, and he outlined his strong biceps. His whole body revealed a man's male hormones, with a masculine sex appeal. The hard edges and corners are blurred in that aggressive handsome, which still looks a bit gentle.
"Hi, morning~"
Shao Yanzhi hadn't woken up yet, his voice was still a bit vague, his nasal voice was heavy, it sounded like he was being coquettish, while he was speaking, he still stretched out his hand, put it on Shao Yanzhi's shoulder, like hugging a pillow, and hugged him tightly arms.
Shen Tang: "..."
Also rubbed.
Shen Tang: "!!!"
bold!Dare to push an inch!
Shen Tang slapped Shao Yanzhi's face with a slap, and slapped his face tens of centimeters away from him.The bed is not big, Shen Tang used more strength, half of Shao Yanzhi left the bed, he felt a sense of suspension, and the sense of crisis stimulated him, which made him drowsy.
Stretching out his long arm, he pulled Shen Tang and fished himself back. He yawned and looked at him inexplicably, "Why are you so crazy in the morning?"
Shen Tang: "..."
His eyes slid down along Shao Yanzhi's body, and then stayed on a certain part.
Shao Yanzhi: "..."
His eyes also followed Shen Tang's gaze, slid down, and then fixed on a certain long leg.
The two looked at each other speechlessly, and were awkwardly silent for a few seconds. A shout from downstairs broke the embarrassment of the scene.
"Brother, get up and drink porridge, if you don't come down, I will wipe out all the fried dough sticks and pancakes!"
Shen Tang's eyes were like glass beads, he stared at Shao Yanzhi without blinking.
A certain person who was looked at with hairs all over finally broke the calm with embarrassment.
"They're all men, normal physiological phenomenon in the morning." Seeing that Shen Tang was still silent, Shao Yanzhi grabbed his ankle vigorously with one hand and moved his foot away, suddenly full of confidence.
"I can't believe you haven't!"
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