Woke up and I became Da Jae's bandage

I don't know if it's my illusion, but Osamu Dazai seems to have changed his temper recently.

Take what happened yesterday as an example.That day I was taking something from the cabinet, but when I lifted it up, I couldn’t hold it steady. The thing hit the table and knocked over the water glass beside it, and all the water spilled on Osamu Dazai’s computer keyboard—the computer screen went black.

At that time, three big words appeared in my mind-it's over.

Will he hang me in a knot under a bird's nest?No, I'm afraid I'm going to throw me directly into the bird's nest this time.

I quickly thought about the countermeasures, and while wiping the water stains on the table with myself, I ran to the window and opened it.If Osamu Dazai asked me, I would say that it was brought down by a strong wind.It should be... quite believable, right?

There was a sound of footsteps, and I saw Osamu Dazai walking in, and I immediately took the opportunity to speak.

"I didn't make the black screen of your computer."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He glanced at the wet computer keyboard, then at the upside-down water glass, and finally set his sights on me.

He approached and picked me up.

"Listen, Dazai, I really didn't do it!" I tightly entangled his fingers, "It's the wind! It's the wind that blows it down!"

Osamu Dazai glanced at the sunny sky, then at the motionless clouds in the sky, and took me to the balcony.

Seeing that things were going badly, I immediately changed my coping method.

"I was wrong." I straightened my attitude and earnestly said, "It's my fault, but I really didn't mean it. I'm reflecting on my behavior. Next time... no, no, there won't be a next time Yes, Dazai, I promise."

He steps onto the balcony.

"Dazai, don't throw me into the bird's nest!" I almost shouted, "Think about it, don't you think it's troublesome if you have to bathe me later? And the smell will become very bad , How bad it smells, Dazai, think again, don't be impulsive!"

He raised his hand.

One of my hearts sank to the bottom, and I shut my mouth in self-defeating.

Then...he put me on a clothes rail.

?

"Be careful not to get yourself wet next time." He said, "It's sunny today, let's bask in it for a while."

Ugh?

I was in a daze for a while.

Has the sun hit the west?

******

On the weekend three days later, Osamu Dazai brought back two things when he returned home.

A fresh roll of bandages and two rubies.

Recently, the number of times he took me out has become less and less. I am very worried about him. After all, if I am not around, he can't protect himself with "no qualifications in the world".

I watched as he unwrapped the new roll of bandages, took out the scissors, gestured and cut it to a suitable length, and wrapped it around his right arm.Then he picked up a ruby ​​and looked at it by the lamp.The gem was twirling in his palm, and the refracted light reflected on the wall, a mass of warm red.

What does Dazai want to rule him?

"Are you going to use these two gems instead of 'feather'?" I asked.

Osamu Dazai did not answer my question, but opened the drawer and took out a small box containing two 'feathers'.

"Jingle".

It was the crunch of rubies clinking together—I watched as he mixed the four rubies together.

"Hey..." I couldn't help shouting, "What are you doing?"

His fingers lightly pressed the tips of the gemstones, and the four gemstones emitted a moving brilliance under the light.Osamu Dazai knocked on the table: "Ache, can you find 'Yu' from here?"

No, obviously I can't.

I simply fiddled with a few gems with my tail: "If I insist on choosing, I have a one-sixth chance of choosing the right one. After all, they all look the same in my eyes, and there is no difference."

Osamu Dazai picked out two of them lightly and cleverly, and turned them upside down in his hand: "There are slight differences in texture, luster, and weight."

"You're not a gem appraiser, it's amazing to be able to do this." I sincerely praised Osamu Dazai.

"Ah, it's generally good." Dazai Osamu was not interested in this compliment. He supported his head with one hand, tilted his head and looked at the two "feathers", "He can do it too."

"Who?" I asked.

Osamu Dazai slapped the gemstone on the table and spit out a word.

--"mouse".

Until the end, I didn't figure out whether the two gems that Osamu Dazai took away in his pocket were actually "Hae".It seems that unless I try it myself, or rely on my ability, it is impossible to tell the truth from the fake.

But I haven't seen Osamu Dazai for two days and two nights.

We always bicker and quarrel when we are together, but it is strange to miss him when we are not with him for such a long time.

Autumn in Yokohama comes a little later than in Hokkaido, with a cool breeze blowing and the fallen leaves rustling down.I jumped onto the tiles on the window sill to look at the scenery, and just as I was watching, I saw someone walking in this direction from afar.He held the hat down with one hand so that it would not be blown up by the wind.

It is also in the Central Plains.

I ran a few steps to the door, and squeezed through the gap by the door. One end was tied to the doorknob, and the other end stuck out to call Zhongyuan Zhongye: "Zhongye!"

He stopped when he was about to turn right, turned his head to look in my direction, and then I saw his eyes slowly widen.

"Suzuki Che?"

……

Nakahara Chuya approached the door, and the first thing he said to me was "big trouble".

After listening to it, I just felt my heart sink, and I somehow connected with Osamu Dazai.

"What happened?" I asked quickly.

Zhongyuan Zhong also gave a "tsk", and said in his mouth: "I don't know the specifics, because I am not a low-level cadre. I just heard Dazai mention it when he was chatting, and the matter of 'Yu' was aroused. The people from the Secret Service Division have their eyes on 'Yu', and they even know you exist."

Ability Secret Service?

"What's that for?"

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't go into too much detail, but only vaguely revealed that it was a directly governed agency established by the government, and the people with supernatural abilities in Yokohama were theoretically under their jurisdiction, but now they each occupy the mountain and act quietly.

"Don't get involved with those hypocritical people, it's nothing good." Nakahara Nakaya let out a long breath, "It's you, Suzuki Che. I thought you were with Dazai."

He mentioned Osamu Dazai, so of course I wanted to continue the topic.

"Where is Osamu Dazai?"

His expression was obviously even more surprised: "Don't you know? Dazai is in the hospital."

Osamu Dazai was injured and hospitalized.

I just learned this news from Chuya Zhongyuan.

It is said that when they were on a mission the night before yesterday, they were attacked by a person with supernatural powers. To Nakahara's surprise, Osamu Dazai did not escape.Osamu Dazai didn't even dodge.

I didn't tell him about my relationship with "Disqualification in the World", even Chuya Nakahara, I didn't want to reveal Osamu Dazai's weakness.

"Are you going back to the hospital? Can you take me there?" I asked Nakahara Chuya.

"I still have to go back. It's not impossible to take you there." Zhongyuan Zhongya agreed.

"Wait for me, I have to get something." I opened the door first, and then ran into the room to get two rubies, because Osamu Dazai told me to stay with "Ha" all the time, Regardless of whether these two are real "feathers", I have to take them away.

Nakahara put me under his hat, and he chatted with me all the way to the hospital about Dazai Osamu.As long as he can ridicule Osamu Dazai, Chuya Nakahara will try to find a few points to say.He found it even more incredible that Osamu Dazai went to Hokkaido for vacation.

"I think Dazai has become more and more strange recently." This is the conclusion that Nakahara Chuya came to.

Arriving at the hospital ward at 04:30 in the afternoon, I met Osamu Dazai, who had a brace on his arm with several thick bandages, and a knife wound on his right waist.

I was shocked to see it.

The person sitting next to him was Oda Sakunosuke, who was peeling fruit for Osamu Dazai.

They were talking when I went in and I heard the word "Mimic".