Woke up and I became Da Jae's bandage

When the first ray of sunlight in the morning spilled into the room through the window casement, I woke up dimly.

My body is a bit heavy, I think I should drink some wine last night, so that I won't remember every picture so clearly, playing it back in my mind like a movie.I put one arm on my forehead and let out a long breath.

I have Osamu Dazai.

fully owned.

Just thinking about it makes me feel happy from the bottom of my heart.

It's just... I still feel a little embarrassed about the impulsive reaction I made in retrospect.

At this moment, someone grabbed my shoulders from behind, and I turned around. Osamu Dazai was looking at me with a smile on his lips.

"Well, you woke up really early today," I said.

"Yeah." He moved, moving from his own place to my bed.This is what I didn't expect.

I was taken aback, and pushed him away: "You have such a big place, why do you still squeeze with me!"

"It's winter, because Ah Che is very warm." He pushed forward more and more.

I had already hid with my back against the wall, and my body inevitably scratched Dazai Osamu-this guy has no clothes on!

"Wait... you're going to the detective agency. Didn't you just catch that Qiansu? The orphanage still has follow-up matters to deal with?" I said a lot, and the core gist was "Hurry up and get up." ah".

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "I'm not going today."

Varied……

He came closer again, and I thought of what happened last night, almost like an alarm bell. I don't know why the four big words "beauty harms the country" popped up in my mind.Osamu Dazai stopped at a distance of only two punches from me. He smiled happily: "Didn't you speak with confidence yesterday? Why are you so afraid now?"

I immediately retorted: "Who is afraid?"

His hand reached out.

I was very flustered, and quickly thought of a countermeasure: "I'm going to take a shower."

Osamu Dazai answered without thinking, "I'll wash it for you."

?

???

Of course not!

Seeing my shocked face, he raised his hand and pinched my cheek: "What are you panicking, didn't I always bathe you when I was making bandages?"

Can that be the same!

There is no distinction between passive and active relationships, okay?

Osamu Dazai smiled even more happily, he simply stretched out his two hands and rubbed my face: "How can my Ah Che be so cute."

Well, it's not "my Ache" anymore, it directly becomes "mine".

I said inarticulately: "I didn't expect my Osamu Dazai to be so brazen."

The movement of his hands stopped, and I heard him say, "Then you choose one, I will help you take a shower, or... let's do it again last night?"

Wait... wait a minute!Why let me choose!

Moreover, why there are only two options!

I gritted my teeth and looked at him for a while, then pointed to the wardrobe with shaking fingers: "Go and put on your bathrobe."

Osamu Dazai patted my forehead, said "Okay, okay", and got off the bed.Taking advantage of this moment, I quickly jumped out of the door wrapped in a thin quilt, and rolled into the bathroom.

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"Wow—"

The bathroom was steaming with steam, and in the mist, I hugged my knees and soaked in the bathtub, almost curled up into a shrimp.

The slightly hot water poured down, my mind cleared up a bit, and then I responded to a question.

Damn it, why should I obediently listen to Osamu Dazai!

He said to take a shower, he took a bath, and he said to sleep, he went to sleep. Why did I foolishly slip into his trap?

A hand rests on my head, and a cold liquid drips down—shampoo.

I silently took back what I was going to complain about, and Dazai Osamu was actually taking a bath for me seriously, just like when I was making bandages before, testing the water temperature, foaming, rubbing, everything was not bad.

His voice came from above my head: "How about it, Ah Che, my skills haven't gotten old after four years, right?"

The water rushed down again, and I watched the foam slide over my shoulders all the way down, and said "uh".

The hair was wet and stuck to my cheeks, I reached out to flick it away, he helped me to push my hair back, and then picked up the body wash from the side.

I quickly waved my hand: "I don't need to bother you, Mr. Dazai, I am very self-conscious as a humble bandage, I will do it myself, I will do it myself."

He had already squeezed the bath liquid onto the bath flower and kneaded a lot of bubbles.As if deliberately teasing me, he put the bath flower on my cheek and rubbed it, and I smelled a scent of green lemon.

"Okay, I won't bully you anymore, take it away." He handed the Yuhua to me.

I took the bath flower from his hand and daubed my arms with it.

Osamu Dazai turned around and leaned against the edge of the bathtub, not looking at me, but facing the mirror for washing.

He said: "A few days ago, I went to the shelter for the children of 'Shizhu'. After seeing me, a child kept pulling my clothes and refused to let me leave." "Really?" I was a little surprised , "Aren't all the children sent to the hospital for psychological rehabilitation?"

"No. Some children escaped unharmed because they were too young for Qiansu to train them. These children are temporarily staying in the shelter."

I was silent for a moment.

"It's pathetic," I said, "does the kid think of you as someone close to you? For example, the confused father?"

Osamu Dazai tilted his head: "Father? Well... Speaking of which, that little girl is really cute, and her surname is also very suitable."

suitable?what fits

Before I could ask, Osamu Dazai had already given the answer.

"Her name is Xiaoyuan, Suzuki Yuan."

There was a "boom" in my heart.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and scratched his cheek lightly. He smiled lightly: "Of course I still need to ask for your opinion. After all, not everyone likes children to surround themselves. Oda Saku is already a special case among special cases."

"Well, I actually like children." The atmosphere of the chat made me relax, I lay on my back in the bathtub, with my head leaning against the side of the bathtub, "Are you going to adopt her?"

"Ah, this... Ah Che, are you ready to raise a baby? Snacks, toys, future school tuition..." He counted the accounts with his fingers, and I felt a pain in my temple.

Alright Dazai!Are you a person who relies on me to count money in front of me?

"I beg you to have a sense of responsibility, okay? If you really want to raise Xiaoyuan in the future, you should at least act like a father. Don't stay in bed anymore, don't leave things everywhere, and don't hug her all day long. Looking at your game console..."

I was rambling on, when suddenly Osamu Dazai took my frothy left hand.

I was startled.

Through the reflection of the mirror, I saw Osamu Dazai lowered his head slightly, closed his eyes, and raised the corners of his mouth.

"Ache, I feel very happy."

A wave of heat flowed through my whole body, and finally melted in the bottom of my heart.

Well, Osamu Dazai, I am also very happy.

The author has something to say: I only feel that the merits and virtues are complete after writing here, and the end of the main text is very close. The rest of the scattered stories are prepared to be placed in the side story, so as not to break the rhythm of the main text.The extra episode will write about Hei Che from Dazai’s perspective and another world line, and it will take a little time to brew.

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The new article "As a Hong Kong black man, I am lucky to be full of marks" is received in advance. The introduction is placed in the copy, and everyone is welcome to bookmark and pay attention.

Thank you for the landmine that is mixed with meow,

Thank you for the nutrient solution of the umbrella monk, thank you for your support.