I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Miss Mermaid came out of the house bouncingly. She wore a wool hat on her head, a long skirt trailing the floor, and a girly coat wrapped around her body.

Nantuhuang was held in the arms of Miss Mermaid.

"Xiao Zhou, who is in charge of the news, will be here soon. During the video recording, don't steal the spotlight!" Miss Mermaid instructed Nantuhuang.

Nantuhuang stroked the rabbit's ears, didn't he want to steal the spotlight?That is impossible.

Seeing Xiao Biao running into the yard, Miss Mermaid's eyes lit up: "Little civet cat, you leave work so early?"

"How does it feel to go to work on the first day?" Nan Tuhuang stretched his neck and looked at Xiao Biao curiously.

"A day that can't be described in words..." Xiao Biao looked up at Miss Mermaid, "Where is Samoyed?"

"Sleep when you're full." Miss Mermaid pointed to the room behind her.

Xiao Biao looked around the yard.

The water table has started in the morning, and the pets in the yard are eating in full swing.

Xiao Biao's cat head is a bit big: "Xiao Zhou has just seen Elder Shen's thunder and lightning kung fu. If Xiao Zhou sees so many pets gathering together to eat and drink, he will definitely think wildly..."

"Everyone enters the house, all enters the house!" Xiao Biao waved his claws to direct the pets to move the table into the villa.

The pets were confused, but they all obeyed Xiao Biao's command habitually.

The rabbit man who was coming out of the house with a plate saw this scene, and his face was aggrieved. It can be seen that Xiao Biao's face was not good, and he didn't say anything.

Xiao Biao ran to the mantle and touched the chubby back of the mantle: "Calm down, I'll explain to you later."

Rabbit manul looked down at the steaming dishes on his plate, snorted coldly, turned his head and entered the room.

When Xiao Zhouzhi was young, he could only smell the scent of vegetables in the yard, and when he looked up, he saw a huge fat cat sleeping on the branch of a tree.

Ye father was full and fell asleep in the yard, and when all the pets entered the house, they all forgot about him.

Miss Mermaid was waiting for Xiao Zhou in the yard holding Nantuhuang, while Xiao Biao stood beside Miss Mermaid's tail.

"Master Ren..." Xiao Zhou had something on his mind, so he walked straight to the villa, "Something went wrong, you have to figure out what to do."

"Don't go into the house, just talk here." Miss Mermaid pulled Xiao Zhou and walked to the swing in the yard.

Xiao Zhou was pressed on the swing frame, and Miss Mermaid even pushed the rope of the swing: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

The swing swayed, and Xiao Zhou almost fell out.

He stabilized his figure, stood up quickly, and exposed the camera wrapped in his clothes: "Let me show you this."

Turning on the camera, Miss Mermaid watched curiously.

Xiao Biao turned around and went into the room, wanting to summon the Samoyed to have a look.

Samoyed was full, and was sleeping on the carpet in the hall. Xiao Biao looked at Samoyed's comfortable sleeping posture, and felt a little puzzled.

He once suspected that Samoyed was transformed from the missing nine-tailed fox, and when Elder Shen and Lao Lu came to the community that day, Samoyed was indeed panicked.

But if the Samoyed really turned into a nine-tailed fox, she would hide in the community all day long, sleeping and eating...

The heart is too big.

"Wake up." Xiao Biao pushed Samoyed with his paw.

Samoyed's slender eyelashes trembled, and with a groan, he slowly opened his eyes.

Xiao Biao frowned, seeing Samoyed's waking demeanor was alluring and contrived, he was definitely a nine-tailed fox.The original Samoyed is not like this. The original Samoyed would stick his tongue out of his mouth, look at each pet with cute big eyes, and then show a mentally retarded expression.

"Wang..." Samoyed tilted his head and looked at Xiao Biao, his eyes still had a layer of water when he just woke up.

"Would you like to watch the video? Elder Canister is holding a press conference. He wants to announce the existence of the Pet Association to the world, and wants everyone to know that there are some pets in the world who can fly to the sky and summon lightning!"

Samoyed sighed, with a sad face: "Oh..."

"What should we do now?" Xiao Biao looked at Samoyed, waiting for Samoyed to make a decision.

Samoyed babbled, and closed his eyes again: "I can't help it either."

"..."

Xiao Biaomao's face stiffened for a moment.

Afterwards, Xiao Biao reluctantly took out a photo frame from his pocket and threw it in front of Samoyed: "Is it yours?"

Samoyed glanced at it, and said in a calm tone: "Did you turn over my bed?"

"I heard that you and your former master single-handedly contributed to the harmonious situation of people and pets, and now the elders want to break this situation..."

Samoyed raised his eyelids: "Do you know how many years I have lived?"

Xiao Biao shook his head with a wooden face.

"It's so long." Samoyed blinked, "It's so long that the sea turns into mulberry fields, it's so long..." Samoyed yawned, "It's so long that in your eyes it's a monstrous event, but in my opinion it's nothing It doesn't matter, the universe is big, and we are all dust."

Xiao Biao stared at Samoyed with green eyes, and after a while he said, "You can't beat Elder Shen, right?"

Samoyed: "..."

"Then if you don't make a move, give me a trick." Xiao Biao scratched his nose, "You are so old, you should be knowledgeable even if you don't have the strength."

"..." Samoyed was gasping for breath after being blocked by Xiao Biao's words, just now he babbled, gave Xiao Biao a sideways glance, and made a move, "If Xiyu can find her master, it will be easy gone."

"Can Xi Yu's master beat Elder Shen?"

Samoyed nodded the dog's head: "Of course, before he escaped from the world, he was a heavy weapon of the Pet Association just like the elders."

"Then where is he now?"

"He is really a koi, with a high level of understanding, and he has cultivated a human form a long time ago. I heard that... not long ago, he jumped into the Dragon Gate. Counting the days, he should have turned into a dragon." Samoyed tilted his head. "Based on his cultivation, it is safe to transform into a dragon, but where did he go after transforming into a dragon? Xiyu has been looking for him for a long time."

Xiao Biao listened to Samoyed's words blankly, then turned the cat's head stiffly, and looked at the fish tank in the hall.

The big koi turned its back to Xiao Biao and Samoyed, and its red smoke-like tail lingered all over the fish tank.

"What are you looking at?" Samoyed followed Xiao Biao's eyes.

In the big fish tank, the big koi was motionless, as if asleep.

"Turn back!" Xiao Biao meowed at the fish tank.

The big koi didn't respond.

"I won't turn back and stew you at night."

The big koi's tail twitched, and it turned around slowly. There was a smirk on the fish's face, and it looked at Samoyed: "I said, your back is so familiar, big girl, it's okay to pretend to be a dog."

Samoyed's face froze in an instant, only Xi Yu's master dared to call her a big sister among the heaven and earth.

"No, no, no, no..." Samoyed shook his head crazily, his dog face frantic, "Are you Brother Ajin? This is impossible!"

Xiao Biao hit his head twice with the cat's claw, turned and left the room.

Behind him, Samoyed had collapsed and slammed his claws on the ground: "How did you make it like this?!"

The big koi had a vicissitudes of life on his face: "It's a wave."

"You mentally handicapped!"

"Big girl..."

"what happened?!"

"I really didn't blame me for the situation at the time, so I just looked back..." Big Koi explained aggrievedly.

Samoyed laughed back angrily: "Hahaha, you actually jumped back!"

"..." The big koi pouted, feeling uncomfortable.

"Your stupidity, even huskies can't match it!"

"Stop talking."

"You have simply lowered the average IQ of the Pet Association."

The big koi frowned: "Are you not doing well..."

"What did you say?"

"Aren't you hiding in the neighborhood and pretending to be a dog..."

"I..." Samoyed jumped up, and his dog's face was pressed against the wall of the fish tank, "You say it again?"

The big koi turned around, not looking at Samoyed, tears were silently flowing in the fish tank, Wu Chong noticed.

Samoyed stared at the back of the koi for a few seconds, then turned around and lay down on the floor again, sighing with a "uh--".

The bustling voices from the pet stall next door made the atmosphere in the hall even more gloomy.

The Samoyed kept sighing on the floor stall.

The big koi kept crying silently in the fish tank.

In the yard, Miss Mermaid and Nan Tuhuang were still watching the video, and the wild father on the tree was still sleeping.

Xiao Biao quickly ran two steps, arrived at Xiao Zhou's camera, and stared at the video inside.

Xiao Zhou's cell phone rang. He opened WeChat and saw a forward link.

Click to enter, and after seeing the content, Xiao Zhou's face suddenly darkened.

"I thought those two news media had no information..." Xiao Zhou handed the mobile phone to Miss Mermaid, and watched it together. "Someone recorded a segment with the mobile phone at the scene."

Xiao Biao jumped onto Miss Mermaid's shoulder, leaned close to the cat's head, and looked at the screen as well.

This is a video. In the video, Elder Can is manipulating Thunderbolt. The title of the video is "The Truth of the World".

At the end of the video, a reporter's face was revealed: "Our reporter has already contacted the protagonist in the video, and Yushan Rambutan TV Station will broadcast an exclusive interview with the old man who can manipulate lightning in the video three hours later. .”

"What should I do?" Xiao Zhou reached out and grabbed Miss Mermaid's sleeve, "The chairman said that pets like him are everywhere in the world, and Master Ren... Humanity is in danger."

Miss Mermaid pushed Xiao Zhou's hand away, and looked at him strangely: "What's the danger? Those pets have always been there, and human beings are not in danger. Why are they in danger now?"

"Ah?" Xiao Zhou looked at Miss Mermaid, and after a while, the panic on his face disappeared, "Master Ren...what you said seems to make sense."

"Tsk, Xiao Zhou... I always thought you were a smart person." Miss Mermaid looked at Xiao Zhou with disgust in her eyes.

Embarrassment flashed across Xiao Zhou's face, and he didn't speak for a while.

Miss Mermaid spoke again: "So you came today just to show me this, not to visit me?"

Xiao Zhou smiled wryly: "Master Ren..."

Miss Mermaid rolled her eyes, turned around and jumped into the house: "Xiao Zhou, you haven't been in a good condition recently, go back and have a good rest."

"Master Ren." Xiao Zhou caught up with Miss Mermaid and stopped Miss Mermaid at the door, "Then what should we do now? The Chairman of the Board will be broadcasting live soon, and you have seen the video on my machine, Chairman... His speech and the power he possesses will make humans panic."

"There's nothing to panic about." Miss Mermaid pushed Xiao Zhou away and continued to jump into the house.

As soon as she jumped up the steps, Miss Mermaid's bangs were suddenly grabbed by the cat.

"Oh, what are you doing?" Miss Mermaid reached out to touch Xiao Biao above her head.

Xiao Biao meowed on Miss Mermaid's head: "We will also do a live broadcast, grabbing traffic with the elders."

"You're crazy!" Miss Mermaid hugged Xiao Biao down, "If you want to rob, with my star effect, I can guarantee that I can rob that old man, but... After robbing, what should old man Shen do if he is angry? We didn't People beat him!"

"Don't think about it so much meow!" Xiao Biao jumped out of Miss Mermaid's arms, "First impressions are very important! Even if your pet's ability is to be exposed to others, the first thing you see is the cynical Elder Shen, who is the first to meet you. What I saw at first sight was a cute and bleeding kitten, and the effect was completely different!"

"What do you mean? You want to perform by yourself?" Miss Mermaid frowned, "It's fine if Emperor Nantu robs me of fans, but you want to rob me too?"

"I am for a harmonious society!"

"Bah, then I still think it's the best thing to see a mermaid with dreamy bubbles for the first time!"

Miss Mermaid turned her head to look at Xiao Zhou, her sea blue eyes were domineering: "Now, immediately, I want to broadcast live!"

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There is only one chapter to be updated today... (covering face in shame) Wait for me to add more codes on the weekend!

PS: The next chapter is the live broadcast of cute pets, and the pets in the community will make a collective appearance~=. =