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"What to broadcast?" Xiao Zhou was at a loss, "The popularity of vampires has passed, what should we use to compete with the elders for traffic?"

"Set up your tripod, call your director, stop the show for this time period quickly, and play my live broadcast, and don't worry about other things."

Xiao Zhou pursed his lips and stared at Miss Mermaid's face, but no matter how suspicious he looked, Miss Mermaid only had two words "confidence" on her face!

"Okay, I'll call the director, but it may not be possible..." Xiao Zhou lost his momentum, picked up the phone, walked to the corner of the yard, and called the director.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and poked Nantuhuang, then ran to the tree to summon the sleeping wild father, and then asked Miss Mermaid to follow him into the room: "Quickly, hold an urgent battle meeting!"

The combat meeting is held in the lecture hall.

This lecture theater was originally prepared for the little kingfisher. A projector was installed on the ceiling of the classroom, and a projection cloth was hung on the entire white wall facing the west. In front of the projected white cloth was a high podium, and opposite the podium was a stepped student chairs.

The wild father was lying on his stomach on the podium, and beside him stood the manul holding the bowl.

Tuman took a sip of the noodles and put down the bowl: "Live broadcast, what are you broadcasting?"

"Perform a good kung fu." Xiao Biao looked at the rabbit man very sincerely, "Aren't you good at Tai Chi?"

"Perform Tai Chi in front of the camera?" Rabbit Man shook his head, "My kung fu is used to defeat the enemy pet, not for show, you should find a Tai Chi version of square dancing."

Ye Daddy was next to him and continued: "My specialty is eating."

Miss Mermaid circled back and forth on the podium, with an annoyed expression on her face: "I was too impulsive just now. When I think about it carefully, I have nothing to do other than take off my skirt and show my bare tail in front of people."

Crow Bounced: "That's right, there are not many mage pets in this world, most of them are power type, what can they perform?"

After a pause, the crow said again with a displeased face: "Besides, I'm not even a power type."

Nan Tuhuang poked his head out: "I can act... As long as I stand in front of the camera, many people will like me!"

Half an hour later, Xiao Zhou entered the lecture theater with a camera, and behind him were several staff members carrying lighting boards and other equipment.

"The director agreed, and even assigned some more people to me." Xiao Zhou stood beside Miss Mermaid, and while directing the stage management to arrange the scene, he asked Miss Mermaid, "How do we start in a while?"

Miss Mermaid looked guilty.

Seeing Miss Mermaid's expression, Xiao Zhou's face turned dark.

"It's okay, see what you do." The mermaid lady forcibly comforted Xiao Zhou.

Xiao Zhou reached out and touched his work card hanging around his neck, his panic was revealed in his eyes.

"It's time to start!" The remote wiring staff waved at Xiao Zhou, "We will connect in 5 minutes."

Xiao Zhou nodded, then turned to look at Miss Mermaid: "The push of the live broadcast preview has been launched. At this time, it must be uploaded no matter what."

The lights came on, and the white wooden floor podium was illuminated and glowing.

Xiao Zhou jumped onto the podium and began to host the work.

"Turn on!"

With the same voice, Xiao Zhou squeezed out a professional smile and looked at the camera: "Hello, friends from Yushan..."

With two clicks, a cat and a rabbit jumped onto the podium.

After Xiao Biao got on the podium, he jumped onto the podium and meowed at Xiao Zhou.

Xiao Zhou was startled by the meowing of cats behind him, and after quickly turning his head to take a look, he rushed to rescue the scene: "Are they the interviewees of this live broadcast? Haha, there are two such stupid and cute interviewees, let the host People are under a lot of pressure, and now I have invited the masters of these two cute pets—Master Ren!"

The camera turned and turned to Miss Mermaid under the podium.

Miss Mermaid listened to Xiao Biao's meowing, and nodded twice: "Xiao Zhou, switch the camera to the civet cat."

"Huh?" Xiao Zhou was stunned, but his years of professionalism brought him back to his senses quickly. He asked the photographer to cut the camera to Xiao Biao, and he had nothing to say, "As you can see, this It's an ordinary garden cat. According to its color, it's a civet cat. Let's look at its front paws. It has two white gloves..."

"Alas?" Xiao Zhou raised his voice a little, "The little cat seemed to understand what I said, it raised its white glove!"

Xiao Biao stood on the lectern table, looked at Nantuhuang who was jumping up under the table but couldn't get up, and stretched out his claws.

Stretching out its paws, a gust of wind blew up on the ground, lifting Nan Rabbit Emperor's entire rabbit onto the podium.

"It's counted..." Nan Tuhuang took a deep breath, and took out the tablet from his pocket, "Let me take a look, our first show is..."

Xiao Zhou looked at Xiao Biao and Nantuhuang, blinked his eyes several times, with a look of disbelief, then he turned his head sharply, facing the camera: "Have you seen it? The civet cat stretched out its claws, and the rabbit flew up!"

"Maybe it's because I'm dazzled, the rabbit... summoned a tablet computer out of nowhere?" Xiao Zhou touched his cheek, and accidentally said what was going on in his heart, "If I have such a rabbit, let it stop Summoning the tablet, wouldn't I be developed?"

"Meow meow meow meow." Xiao Biao called Xiao Zhou.

Xiao Zhou couldn't understand Xiao Biao's words, but he understood Xiao Biao's movement of hooking his white gloves.

He walked towards the lecture table, followed Xiao Biao's paw, and looked down at Nantuhuang's tablet computer.

A PPT document with the words "Project 1: Introduction to each pet in Jinxiu Mountain City" at the beginning of the text.

"Pet introduction?" Xiao Zhou looked down at the mermaid lady under the table again, "What pet introduction?"

Miss Mermaid pointed behind her.

Xiao Zhou looked up at the seats in the lecture theater.

He was too busy just now, so he didn't look carefully at these seats. He only knew that there were probably a few pets parked here.

Looking at it now, the expressions of the pets startled Xiao Zhou.

The camera also pans to the seat seats.

A squirrel was sitting at the front, holding a plate of pistachios and eating, with an expression on his face watching a show.

Next to the squirrel lay a fat civet cat.

The raccoon cat was lying on its side, resting on its head with one paw, and was eating a piece of meat in a pot with the other paw.

On the other side of it was a plate with a half-opened pot of meat in it, and next to the plate was a half-opened bottle of beer.

Seeing Xiao Zhou looking at him, the fat raccoon burped, swallowed the pot of meat in his mouth completely, sat up, picked up the beer bottle with his short claws, drank half of the beer in one gulp.

Xiao Zhou covered his mouth with his hand, and then his eyes were attracted by another place.

A rabbit cat was staring at the corner of the lecture theater furiously, with fierce eyes, and its paws were pinching the chair, which had already been squeezed into a crack.

Xiao Zhou looked at the corner behind the auditorium following the eyes of the rabbit mantle.

The camera also turned around quietly.

There was a faint panting sound coming from the corner.

At the corner, a brown teddy was riding on a black teddy. When the two teddy were in close contact, the black teddy still didn't forget to turn his head and give the brown teddy a few charming eyes.

"What's going on!" Nan Tuhuang on the podium stomped his feet angrily, "What are they doing at this critical moment?!"

Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed at the corner where the two Teddy were: "Bring me out of the most beautiful mother Teddy and Teddy's old seven, don't let our show be banned!"

As soon as Xiao Biao's voice fell, a pug and a three-coloured cat jumped out of their seats. They ran to the corner behind the lecture theater and dragged two teddys who were talking and being excited out the door.

"It's unreasonable..." The rabbit man stared at the closed lecture hall door, his body trembled, his eyes were red, "The most beautiful mother Teddy, you are this kind of dog..."

"Xiao Zhou!" Xiao Biao meowed at Xiao Zhou.

Xiao Zhou came back to his senses, looked at Xiao Biao: "cough...cough."

"The first one to perform was the Seventh Brother Teddy, ah no, it's the Sixth Brother now, and the old Seventh was just thrown out." Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed at the tablet.

Xiao Zhou looked down at the tablet, and read according to the words on it: "The first ones to perform are the Teddy Seven Brothers!"

Miss Mermaid poked her head under the podium to look at Xiao Biao: "Let me go up to announce the curtain, Xiao Zhou can't understand what you are saying, what a struggle."

Xiao Biao shook his head: "You can't show up in the early stage, you have to be responsible for the finale."

Hearing the word finale, Miss Mermaid's eyes lit up, and she didn't say much. She reached out and took out a small mirror from her small bag, and looked into the mirror.

As soon as the camera turned, the six teddys stood up from their chairs and walked to the podium in unison.

Teddy Brothers famous stunt - sitting in a row, standing in a row, dancing samba in a row.

"Music music!" Xiao Biao poked Nantuhuang.

Nantuhuang picked up the tablet and called up the player.

The sound sounded, and the six teddy danced lightly.

Taking advantage of Teddy's dancing, Xiao Biao jumped off the podium, ran to the back of the projector, and had a busy meal.

At the same time, the teddy samba was broadcast simultaneously on the LED screens of Yushan Plaza and major shopping malls, and the walking and shopping crowds gradually stopped.

"How clever, these six Teddy!" An old man with white beard and hair looked up and looked at Samba on the LED screen with a smile, "Look at that twisted butt!"

"Isn't that right, I'm so funny." The young woman next to the old man was holding a four or five-year-old child, her hands were still covering the child's eyes.

"Why are you covering my grandson's eyes?" The old man looked at the young woman suspiciously, "Let him see it too, how fun it is."

"Elder-in-law, you didn't see the beginning, the two teddys are in the corner of the live broadcast room... Oh, children can't watch it." The young woman blushed with embarrassment.

The old man was queuing up to measure blood pressure just now. He didn't see the scene of the most beautiful mother Teddy and Teddy's seventh child. He was very puzzled by the reaction of his wife here. "You have too many things to do, don't block my grandson's eyes!"

The young woman pursed her mouth and let go of the hand covering the child's eyes.

In the Rambutan TV station, there is still more than half an hour before the live broadcast of the elders.

Elder Shen held his mobile phone and was also watching the live broadcast of the opening of Yushan Mountain to traffic. He had a gloomy expression and chatted with the old deer beside him while watching: "What is going on in Jinxiu Mountain City?"