I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Elder Shen came back to his senses and glanced at the host beside him, his eyes were icy.

The host was taken aback, but still kept smiling: "Chan... Chairman, we're starting the live broadcast."

The old man frowned slightly, looked around, then bent down and took out a thermos cup from under the live broadcast table, stood on the table, put the phone against the thermos cup, and the screen faced himself: "It's time to start. "

While speaking, his eyes glanced at the phone screen.

On the screen, Miss Mermaid is clutching her stomach and rolling in the air, acting out that her stomach hurts: "Do you know how the mermaid came to be my aunt? We will be hurt too!"

Elder Ginseng blushed, and reached out to flip the phone screen upside down on the table: "Immortal!"

In the lecture hall of Jinxiu Mountain City, Nantuhuang's face turned green: "No organization and no discipline! Did she treat the speech I prepared as waste paper?!"

Xiao Biao also frowned: "Who cares how she came to be a big aunt, what nonsense she is talking about in front of the camera..."

Yet someone really cares.

The host, Xiao Zhou, looked at Miss Mermaid curiously, his black and white eyes were full of curiosity: "Master Ren, will the mermaid also come to Auntie?"

Miss Mermaid turned over in the air, with her body on the bottom and her fish tail on top, bent into a hook shape: "After all, we are half human."

"But..." Xiao Zhou turned his eyes around the fish's tail a few times, "With all due respect, I really can't see..."

"Put away your dirty eyes!" Miss Mermaid raised her eyes.

Xiao Zhou froze for a moment, and then looked bitter. I am a serious host, and I don't want to drive without knowing it. Didn't you come up with this topic yourself?

Under the LED screen in Yushan Square, the young woman watching the live broadcast once again covered the eyes of the child in her arms.

The father-in-law at the side said worriedly: "plug my grandson's ears too."

The young woman held the child in one arm, leaving the other hand empty. How could she cover her eyes and plug her ears: "Elder-in-law, don't cover your ears, the child won't understand."

The father-in-law frowned, looked at the young woman dissatisfied, and continued to look at the screen.

The young woman secretly rolled her eyes.

After a while, the father-in-law spoke again: "Tell me, is this show a special effect, or is it real?"

The young woman was also uncertain: "Maybe it's a gimmick? A funny variety show?"

"But what's written on the screen is to reveal the secret..." The father-in-law scratched his white hair, "After the incident with the vampire, I finally understand that the world is full of wonders!"

"Master Ren is a good person." The young woman sighed, "If it weren't for her, I wouldn't dare to go back to Yushan now."

"I still have the guts to say it. You two ran away, leaving me, an old man, in Yushan to be frightened." After saying this, the old man's expression eased a lot, as if the anger he had been holding back had finally come out.

"Elder-in-law, you have to speak according to your conscience, you didn't leave..." The young woman looked aggrieved, "You are old enough, but we haven't..."

"What did you say?" The old man looked at the young woman in surprise, "What do you mean I've had enough?"

The young woman hurried back to make love: "I mean... don't you have children here? Our husband and wife are not afraid of anything, we can't let your grandson be in danger."

The old man snorted coldly, and waved at the young woman: "Hurry up and go home, I'll watch the live broadcast here for a while, you're next to me, I'm worried."

The young woman complained that she had said the wrong thing, and felt a little uncomfortable: "Elder-in-law, I really didn't mean that..."

The old man sighed, frowned, looked up at the live broadcast, and didn't speak.

The young woman reached out and patted the child's back, sighed, and said softly, "Eunuch, don't worry, no matter what happens, your son and I will never abandon you."

"Really?"

"Ah."

The old man blinked, and the cloudy eyes faintly glowed: "Just take good care of my grandson. I don't need to worry about my age."

At this moment, the LED screen on the square suddenly flickered, and the live broadcast of Jinxiu Mountain City was interrupted, replaced by the live broadcast of the elders.

On Yushan Rambutan Radio Station, Elder Shen turned his mobile phone back because of Miss Mermaid's self-analysis, and now he began to concentrate on answering the host's questions.

"Can I think so, you are going to be an enemy of all human beings in Yushan?" The host held a photo in his hand, "For your children and grandchildren who died in this photo?"

Elder Shen nodded: "I'm going to start with Yushan. After conquering Yushan, the next goal is Chenshui, gradually expand to the whole country, and finally return to the northeast."

"Then Chairman, can you prove to the audience friends in front of the TV whether you have the strength to conquer Yushan and realize your vision?"

"Of course it's possible." Elder Can stretched out a hand, and tiny blue electric lights danced in the palm of his hand, "Your radio equipment is powered by electricity, so I won't amplify my tricks, so as not to affect our live broadcast."

"Chairman Shen is really caring." The host looked at the electric arc in the elder's palm and smiled reluctantly, "But this little blue electric arc doesn't seem to be able to prove anything..."

Elder Shen didn't answer, he raised his eyes to the ceiling, and threw the electric arc in his hand towards the sky.

After a clattering sound, there was a bang, and the overhead spotlight exploded.

The light in the studio instantly dimmed by a degree.

"My God..." The host looked up at the exploding spotlight, and the camera turned to the top of his head.

"How is it?" Elder Shen clapped his hands, "Is it okay?"

The host swallowed, she thought of the overwhelming blue arcs she saw at the Pet Association during the day, and her heart trembled.

But for the sake of ratings, the host still said desperately: "Is there anything more explosive?"

"More explosive?" Elder Shen looked at the host with a sneer on his face, and then stretched out his hand.

There was a distance of about 1.5 meters between the two of them. When the elder senator stretched out his hand, the host was sucked towards him along with the chair.

The neck was automatically stuffed into Elder Shen's palm.

"I'll show you the more explosive ones." Elder Cang raised his hand vigorously.

"Help...help!" The host was strangled, his eyes were wide open, and he looked terrified, "Let me go...I...have to host the show..."

The elder choked the host's neck and remained motionless. After a long while, seeing the roll of the eyes of the host, he let go of his hand.

The staff in the studio were already scared to death.

The host lay on the ground, coughed several times, then stood up slowly, and backed away with a look of fear.

The elder senator clapped his hands, stood up slowly, and spoke to the camera.

His eyes were fierce and his tone was gloomy: "People of Yushan, when you sleep at night, close your doors and windows tightly, otherwise...be careful I will steal your children, just like you did with ginseng babies, slice them, soak them in wine, stew them in soup, and use them as medicine! "

After saying this, Elder Shen pressed his hands on the table in front of him.

The blue arc covered the table in an instant, and the next second, the table was torn apart, and the wood debris fell into the sky.

"Let's stop here for today, goodbye." Elder Shen sneered, and walked out of the studio.

Yushan Plaza, under the LED screen.

The young woman hugged the child in her arms with a pale face, panicked.

The old man turned his head slowly, and looked at the young woman thoughtfully.

It seems to be asking, are you two going to run away again?

Splendid mountain city lecture hall.

The Southern Rabbit Emperor couldn't stand Miss Mermaid anymore, so it held the tablet alone, jumped in front of Xiao Zhou, and handed the tablet to Xiao Zhou.

On the tablet was the speech that originally belonged to Miss Mermaid.

Xiao Zhou took the tablet and glanced at it twice: "Let me read?"

Nan Tuhuang nodded.

Xiao Zhou turned his head and glanced at Miss Mermaid who was still on the stage. Because he was familiar with Miss Mermaid's temperament, Xiao Zhou didn't dare to steal her limelight.

Nan Tuhuang stretched out his hand to take out his pocket, took out a string of pink crystal bracelets, and handed them to Xiao Zhou, trying to bribe Xiao Zhou.

Xiao Zhou is an ignorant person, and he didn't see the value of the bracelet. He didn't even give the bracelet a look: "Master Ren's program will end in a while, and I'll go to school."

"Wait for her to finish? Wait until tomorrow! It's not that you haven't interviewed her before, don't you know her virtues?!" Nan Tuhuang's white fist covered Xiao Zhou's leg all at once.

The fist was not strong, so Xiao Zhou thought that Nantuhuang was touching him, so he smiled at the corner of his mouth and gave Nantuhuang a look of "you are so cute".

Nan Tuhuang gasped in anger.

Scratching his ears and thinking for a while, Nan Tuhuang ran back to Xiao Biao, stretched out his claws to hit Xiao Biao's two claws that manipulated the air: "Stop praising Miss Mermaid! Let her fall!"

Xiao Biao was pushed and coaxed by Nantuhuang, and he couldn't control the air for a while.

With a thud, Miss Mermaid fell onto the ice.

Head down.

"Cough..." Miss Mermaid stood up slowly, touched her hair that was styled with mousse, "When you come to the auntie, you must not touch the ice surface like me, it will hurt your body, remember to drink more hot water water."

When Xiao Zhou, who was looking down at the tablet, heard this, he couldn't help but raised his head and asked, "Didn't you say you live in the sea? How do you drink hot water in the sea?"

Miss Mermaid frowned: "I also go ashore occasionally."

"When you come to the aunt, do you go ashore?" Xiao Zhou asked.

Miss Mermaid nodded: "Of course, how about I sprint for [-] meters in the sea and bloodline at the same time?"

Xiao Zhou imagined the scene of flying blood in the sea, and shivered.

He regretted asking this question, and he didn't dare to look directly at Miss Mermaid's tail anymore: "Master Ren, please put on your skirt..."

Miss Mermaid nodded ignorantly, opened a scale on her tail, took out a skirt, and was about to wear it in front of the camera.

"Master Ren..." Xiao Zhou looked terrified, "Don't stay here..."

"Ah, that's right." Miss Mermaid took off her skirt again, she turned sideways to face the camera, stretched out her hand, and pointed to a scale on the back of her buttocks, "My aunt comes out from here, if the audience wants to Look carefully, I have to lift the scales."

"Don't lift it!" Xiao Zhou was shocked, and waved at the two staff members behind him in a panic, "Quick, invite Master Ren to go down!"

Miss Mermaid looked at the two staff members who rushed up suddenly, with a dazed expression on her face.

Before Miss Mermaid could react, she had already been dragged off the podium.