I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The old deer was also indignant: "These six kiwi dogs are making a big splash, they really embarrass our pets."

"They're done dancing." Elder Candidate brought his phone close to his eyes, "Huh? The stage is frozen."

In the lecture theater, Xiao Biao pressed his two paws on the stage, and streaks of icicles rose from the ground on the stage, and the indoor temperature instantly dropped by seven or eight degrees.

Xiao Zhou stared at Xiao Biao dumbfounded. He didn't bother to put on a coat for himself, and hurriedly called the photographer to take pictures of Xiao Biao, but just as the camera turned around, Xiao Biao had already withdrawn his claws.

"Next time, traditional martial arts performance!" Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed at Ye Daddy, "You come."

"Huh?" Father Ye looked displeased, "I only know how to perform and eat."

"You just play a set of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and you can eat whatever you want after you finish the fight." Xiao Biao was persuasive and persuasive.

Ye Daddy reluctantly jumped off the chair and climbed onto the podium.

The crow flapped its wings and said, "I'm coming too."

"Meow?" Xiao Biao looked at the crow bouncing around suspiciously, "This is a martial arts session."

"The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, of course, must be matched with a bow to shoot the big vulture. I will perform the big vulture." After the crow bounced, he flew onto the podium with fluttering wings and began to fly in the icy rockery built by Xiao Biao.

Inside the Rambutan TV station, Elder Shen squinted his eyes and looked at the phone screen: "Is there wind? That crow flies so strangely..."

Lao Lu looked up at the screen: "There is no wind, look at the tablecloth covering the lecture table, it hasn't moved."

On the icy podium of the lecture theater and among the crystal-clear icy rockery, crows hopped and spread their wings.

It flew twice, then fell suddenly, one wing blocked the wind that didn't exist in front of it, and the other wing fluttered blankly.

Seeing that it was about to land, it charged up again, and the black bird body shot straight into the sky.

Ye Dad stood in the middle of the icy and snowy podium, looked up at Bengbeng, completely forgetting that he was about to perform the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon.

Bounce flew back and forth on the podium seven or eight times, and finally suddenly raised the crow's head, screaming to the sky, and the croak was deafening.

Two black feathers fell and swirled in the air, and then the whole crow body fell to the ground with a bang like a broken kite.

"Have you been shot at a big eagle?" Father Ye rubbed his nose with his paws, and ran to the side of Crow Bobiao, who was lying dead on the ground.

The crow bounced and looked, opened one eye, and looked at Ye Daddy: "How is my performance?"

Ye Daddy gave a thumbs up to the crow: "The scene blends together, very vivid!"

Not far away, Nantuhuang stretched out his claws and pressed on the tablet, and a poignant ancient music sounded: "I forgot to make music just now."

Xiao Zhou made an impromptu narration: "I don't know which zoo trained such a fresh and refined crow. I read a study before, which talked about the IQ of crows. Whoops? What is that cat doing? "

Ye Dad stood in the middle of the podium, slapping the rockery ice with one paw: "What's so interesting about the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, watch me perform an Iron Sand Palm!"

"Northern Elvis, give me your claws!" Nan Tuhuang yelled anxiously on the podium, "Don't destroy the stage set!"

Father Ye turned his head and glanced at Nantuhuang, the cat's mouth twisted: "Tch."

Ye Daddy withdrew his claws and trot to the middle of the podium.

Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms officially started.

As the classic 90s Hong Kong typhoon hot-blooded music sounded, Ye Dad suddenly stood up, squatted on the horse, and performed the opening gesture of the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon.

"Huh! Ha! Meow!" Ye Daddy's paws danced in front of him, and after finishing a set of movements, he pushed his paws forward.

A golden dragon appeared in the void.

The projector suddenly turned on, and a red sun slowly rose from behind Ye Dad.

After the golden dragon circled in the air for a week, it dissipated into the sun disc of the red sun.

Ye Daddy patted his paws, congratulations!

He took a long breath, jumped off the podium, and returned to the first row of seats to sit down.

Stretching his claws, he picked up the pot of meat and ate the beer.

On the Rambutan TV station, Elder Cang stared at the phone screen: "Did you see it? That golden dragon is fighting spirit!"

Lao Lu tried his best to open his long eyelashes: "I see, is this fighting spirit?"

The Elder Cang sighed: "Well, I was shocked last time on the battlefield. In this era, there are still people who practice martial arts."

The old deer nodded: "It's the first time I've seen it too. I heard that this kind of pet has strong physical fitness and is very resistant to beating."

The elder stroking his beard: "I have seen a few martial arts pets before. They claim that if you want to learn to beat people, you must learn to be beaten first. I don't agree with this. Why do you have to be beaten first?"

A look of pride flashed across the old deer's face: "When it comes to being beaten, our Yushan sika deer, with copper skin and iron bones, never fears."

Elder Can recalled Young Master Lu who had once fought against him: "It's really annoying to meet an opponent with copper skin and iron bones. It can't beat you at all, and it's still wasting your time."

The old deer tensed his nose: "Huh?"

Elder Shen didn't notice the change in Lao Lu's mood, and he was still burying the pet who resisted beating: "It lingers in front of you, like a cockroach. It also makes you beat it."

The old deer said in a low voice, full of dissatisfaction: "In this day and age, power pets are weak, and mage pets are rampant... I am used to mage pets, and if power pets want to stand out, learning martial arts is a good way. If pets know martial arts, How can you be ashamed of seeing a mage!"

Elder Shen shook his head: "So what if you know martial arts? Of course mages are the strongest, and they are born to crush power and favor! Our ginseng babies in the Northeast, every baby is born a mage, how honorable!"

The old deer gasped with anger: "My ancestor's five-color deer is also a power pet. When it was there, no mage pet dared to fight it! In front of it, every mage pet is like a soft persimmon!"

"Hehehehe." Elder Shen sneered, "Don't brag, I have seen your last generation of five-colored deer, it is a male deer, why not find a female deer to reproduce, and hug another male deer every day , The whole world of each other is showing love, laughing to death, what happened later? No children and grandchildren! If his mother gave birth to a sika deer sister, Yushan might not be in your family now."

"What did you say?!" The old deer was completely angry, "Don't blaspheme my ancestors!"

Seeing that Lao Lu's eyes were red, the elder senator realized that he had said too much, and quickly coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment: "What are you calling for? Continue to watch the live broadcast, watch the live broadcast."

The old deer snorted coldly.

The elder senator handed the mobile phone in front of Lao Lu: "Watch the live broadcast..."

The staff of Rambutan TV trotted to the side of the elder: "Chairman, the time is up, let's broadcast live."

The elder was stunned for a moment, then looked up at the clock on the wall: "So fast? I haven't watched the live broadcast of Splendid Mountain City yet..."

The staff's face was a bit ugly: "They are trying to steal traffic from us, how can you watch it so enthusiastically."

Lao Lu took the mobile phone and waved at the elder, "You go to the live broadcast, I will watch it myself."

The elder councilor frowned, with a reluctant expression on his face: "It's all changed to ocean scenes, and I don't know what they are going to play."

The staff dragged Elder Shen away halfway, and went to the live broadcast room.

Lao Lu continued to watch with his phone.

On the screen, the white icicles on the podium have been turned blue by the lights.

Xiao Biao blew up a yellow balloon on the spot and hung it on the roof, pretending to be the moon.

The big koi is placed at one end of the podium, with its head sticking out of the fish tank, and it is frantically spitting bubbles at the podium, creating a sense of fantasy.

Miss Mermaid took off her long skirt, showing her beautiful fishtail, and stood on the edge of the stage.

Her long blonde hair was sprayed with countless styling mousse, and above her forehead was a huge golden bang.

"Let's go!" Xiao Biao stood under the podium, pushing his claws forward.

Miss Mermaid floated in mid-air.

At the same time, the big koi spit bubbles even more frantically.

"Ah—" Miss Mermaid waved her arms in a swimming gesture.

Swimming in mid-air, she stretched out her hand to flick the tail of her golden hair, looked up at the yellow balloon moon, her sea-blue eyes were full of affection: "Ah—ah——"

"Speak!" Nan Tuhuang jumped, "Read the lines!"

Miss Mermaid took out a piece of paper from the scales and read it: "Yes, I am Master Ren from Yushan, but my real identity is a mermaid who is charming and beautiful."

Nan Tuhuang looked down at his tablet computer, and there was also a line on the screen: "You don't need to add your own words! How can you be charming and beautiful?"

The mermaid shook her head: "Yes, I am Master Ren, the Master Ren who saved you from the fire and water, and the Master Ren who loves you as if he was his own!"

Nantuhuang stretched out his hand to cover the rabbit's head: "Read it according to the script!"

The mermaid swayed her fish tail, and showed a charming smile to the camera: "I used to be very worried about my identity being exposed, being rejected by humans... being killed by humans, taking fish seeds... But recently , I am not afraid anymore, I know that I am beautiful, and I know that the people of Yushan love me..."

Nantuhuang jumped down from the podium in despair and walked towards Xiao Biao.

After Xiao Biao pushed Miss Mermaid up into the air, he would stir his little claws from time to time to give Miss Mermaid the feeling of a breeze blowing on her face.

"She doesn't follow the words!" Nantuhuang complained to Xiao Biao.

"It's okay, just clarify the matter. It's almost time now, and Elder Shen's live broadcast should start. You can call his live broadcast and let me have a look."

Nantuhuang nodded, lowered his head and took out his tablet computer, and tuned to Yushan Rambutan TV station.

"Huh?" Nantu Huanghong blinked his eyes, "Why hasn't Elder Shen's live broadcast started yet? Time has passed..."

As soon as Nantuhuang's voice fell, the title of the live broadcast began to play on the tablet screen.

After 15 seconds, Elder Shen's face appeared on the screen.

Elder Can still holds a mobile phone in his hand, which he just snatched from the staff. The host on the side looked at Elder Can helplessly: "The live broadcast is starting now, Chairman Can?"

"Yes, humans will take the mermaid's roe, it's cruel!" Elder Shen nodded at the phone, "The little mermaid is also a poor pet."

"Chairman Shen, isn't the ginseng in your mountains even more pitiful?" The host personally went to the Pet Association during the day, knowing where Elder Shen's sore feet were. , "Think of your ginseng dolls!"