I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"..." Xi Yu didn't answer, she reached out to push Young Master Lu away from her hoof.

Pushed a bit, did not push.

Xi Yu's tone became heavier, emphasizing: "Your father agrees."

This sentence seemed to be a curse, Young Master Lu put away his hooves reluctantly, and continued to put his hooves in his pockets.

Five minutes later, Xi Yu stood in front of the pet line holding a stack of red brochures.

Lao Lu stood beside her and spoke in a low voice: "Everyone come to receive the souvenirs of this conference, the pet association's friendly sponsorship, every pet has it."

The pet team began to crowd forward, one by one happily went to Xiyu to take the Constitution and Dharma books in his hands, and Nan Tuhuang also got a copy, and came back happily holding the red booklet, only to find that Xiao Biao hadn't moved at all.

"Aren't you going to get a copy?" Nan Tuhuang waved the book of Constitution and Law in his hand, looking excited, "Souvenirs from the Yushan Conference."

Xiao Biao glanced at the book cover, it was very good, at least it was not the May [-]th edition, it was a new edition.

"It's okay, let's read a book." Xiao Biao meowed casually.

"Then how can it be!" Nan Tuhuang was not happy, "This is a souvenir, I want to keep it at home."

Xiao Biao scratched his ears and chose to remain silent.

"Go and get a copy!" Nan Tuhuang pushed Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao walked forward slowly, and was at the back of the line. After a long while, he finally arrived in front of Xi Yu.

"Put it away, take a good look at it when you go home." Xi Yu looked up, seeing that Xiao Biao was the one who took the notebook, the smile on her face froze for a moment.

"Thank you." Xiao Biao casually put the red booklet into his pocket and turned to leave.

"Wait." The voice was low.

Xiao Biao looked up at the old deer, and the old deer was turning to look at another deer beside him.

Young Master Lu walked over at some point. He called Xiao Biao, stretched out his hoof, nodded Xiao Biao, and then nodded Xiyu: "Little civet cat, this colleague from the Pet Association Police Station is going to give a lecture on the law, I think Come to think of it, you can go too."

"Me?" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pointed at himself, "A speech?"

"Yes." Young Master Lu nodded, and then he turned to look at Old Lu, "Father, the civet cat has a very deep understanding of the law, and even our colleagues in the police station praise it."

Lao Lu was a little surprised, looked Xiao Biao up and down, and nodded after a long while: "That's fine, then let's go together."

Xi Yu pulled down her hood and glanced at Lu Shao, but she didn't say anything to refute.

Xian, the law books will be distributed soon, Xi Yu glanced at Xiao Biao, cleared his throat: "Which one of us will come first?"

Xiao Biao was squatting on the ground, typing out his speech, when he heard Xi Yu asking himself, he thought about it secretly.

In general performances, if everyone is not particularly brilliant, then the one that leaves a deep impression on the audience must be the last one at the finale.

"You go first, ladies first."

Xi Yu nodded, even though this little civet cat can still tell who is the king and who is the king, he dare not compete with him!

A wooden platform was built at the entrance of the cave, which was originally intended to be used for awarding awards. Now that we are going to give lectures on popularizing the law, we will use this platform first.

Xi Yu got on the stage, glanced at the pets, then took out the speech from her pocket, and read it: "I am here this time to represent the Pet Association. The Pet Association is on the way of development and needs fresh blood. Everyone here, although there are good and bad, but the tallest among the dwarves, if you want to work in the police station, you can sign up with me in a while. Of course, I don’t guarantee that everyone will be admitted. Closer to home, please read my post Pamphlet for you, okay, I’m here to read the constitution and the constitution for you, please listen carefully..."

Xi Yu put away the speech, took out the red booklet, and read it dryly.

Sitting under the stage, Xiao Biao glanced at Xi Yu with green cat eyes and sighed.

This is a typical pet who can't talk, and even gives a speech. If this is in human society, he will be beaten if he steps down.

"Little civet cat, what do you want to talk about later?" Nan Tuhuang came to Xiao Biao's side, holding the booklet in both hands, and was going through the regulations with Xi Yu's recitation.

"I want some blood." Xiao Biao put his cat's claws on Nan Tuhuang's shoulders, "I will give you a look in a while, and you will applaud. You have to jump up and applaud."

Nan Tuhuang blinked: "I understand, this is called Tuo'er."

Xiao Biao nodded.

"But I'm the only babysitter? Is it enough?" Nantu Huangtulian hesitated.

"Enough is enough, we won the best district this time, and the responsible pets of these districts are not particularly stupid, and they follow if there is a rhythm."

"En." Nan Tuhuang nodded.

A crane's head stretched out suddenly: "Little civet cat, I can also be your babysitter."

"..."

Xiao Biao was surprised, when did this crane come?

"Gossip." The crane's head was close to Xiao Biao's cat ears, "I just heard that the dreamy alpaca has encouraged a group of pets. When you come to the stage to give a speech, you will be booed."

"Oh?" Xiao Biao's eyes widened, "Really?"

"It's all gossip." Xianhe smiled mysteriously, "Can there be no waves without wind?"

"Didn't you say you heard it? Are you still not sure?"

The crane was silent.

After a while, it spoke again: "Well, I'm sure, they will definitely boo you."

"Then what should I do?" Nan Tuhuang frowned, "Shall I pay some money to knock those booed pets unconscious?"

"Bah." Xiao Biao glared at Nan Tuhuang, "If you spend your money wisely, it's like spending it on me. Don't spend your money when you have nothing to do."

"But what if you are kicked out later?" Nan Tuhuang was anxious, his eyes became redder.

"Don't be afraid, just remember, I'll look at you in a moment, you just say yes, and then applaud."

"I know that."

"There is also the crane, you stand far away from the Nantuhuang, and pay attention to my eyes..." After Xiao Biao said this, he stretched out his claws and hooked the crane's neck, "I will eat meat in the future, so I guarantee you can drink it." to the soup."

"Okay!" Xianhe nodded excitedly, "Don't worry, it will definitely make you feel that the world is full of love."

After Xiao Biao instructed Nantuhuang and Xianhe, he also had a draft in his stomach, and waited for Xiyu to finish his speech before going on stage.

This wait is an hour.

Xi Yu's mouth was parched while reading on stage, and the more she read, the slower she read, and when she encountered something she didn't understand, she would stop, pull out the small notes, and explain to the big guys.

In the pet team, quite a few fell asleep directly on the ground.

Xiao Biao's eyelids couldn't hold it anymore, Xi Yu didn't look like he was giving a lecture, but like he was giving a recitation class.

On the side, Nantuhuang was lying on the grass, already purring "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

After another half an hour, Lao Lu couldn't hold on anymore, and couldn't help urging Xi Yu under the table: "Well, can you hurry up."

Xi Yu spoke righteously: "There are many illiterate people in Yushan, I have to tell them carefully."

"Come down!" the old deer was angry.

Young Master Lu was beside him happily.

Xi Yu's expression turned ugly, she tidied up her notebook and stepped off the stage.

She walked to Xiao Biao's side and poked Xiao Biao with the hand covered by her sleeve: "Little civet cat, it's your turn."

Xiao Biao rubbed his eyes, stood up, and nodded.

"You should be mentally prepared. There are piles of logs under the stage. They didn't react at all to what you said." Xi Yu said with a displeased face.

Xiao Biao nodded again, stretched out his calf and kicked Nan Tuhuang: "Get up, get to work."

Nan Tuhuang stood up suddenly, holding the red booklet with both paws: "Shall we start?"

"En." Xiao Biao turned around and climbed up the stage.

Xiao Biao is too small to climb up, just about to jump, Master Lu came over and stretched out two hooves, and hugged Xiao Biao up.

The voice is still low: "Don't embarrass Yushan in front of outsiders."

Xiao Biao glanced at Lu Shao, said nothing, then patted the hair on Afraid's body, and walked to the middle of the table.

Looking at the audience, Xiao Biao has a big head.

Nine of the ten pets under the table fell asleep, and at a glance, the most energetic one turned out to be the dreamy alpaca waiting to boo him.

Xiao Biao frowned, searched left and right, and placed a wooden board in the corner of the table.

As a gavel, he slammed it on the table.

With a bang, the pets near the table trembled, and several of them got up.

Bang, bang, Xiao Biao smashed it several times.

Seeing that most of the pets were awake, Xiao Biao cleared his throat.

Recalling the excitement of the Human Bangzi Country’s news broadcast, Xiao Biao choked with emotion: "Aw! Meow! Meow! Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!"

He gave Nantuhuang a look.

Nan Tuhuang jumped up and applauded: "You are so right!"

The crane in the distance has just woken up, and its emotions are not quite up to date. Seeing Nan Tuhuang applauding, it fluttered its wings and yawned: "Well, that's right."

"What did it say?" Beside Xianhe, who woke up five seconds later than Xianhe, asked Xianhe in a daze.

Xian He blinked his pea-eyes: "Listen yourself."

The pet really stretched its neck and listened.

Xiao Biao continued to warm up the scene: "I'm so proud today, meow, I can participate in such a grand Yushan Conference, and I can see you partners who are fighting for your ideals! Look at our Comrade Lao Lu, how leader-like he is Miaomiao! Being born in Yushan is my pride, Miaomiao, I am honored to stand here today to popularize the law, but I can’t bear it anymore, I want to tell you about my dream first, Miaomiao.”

"What dream?" Xianhe stretched his neck and screamed.

Cranes chirping clear and rushing straight to the sky.

Xiao Biao shivered in fright.

Xiao Biao was a little worried that he would not be able to hold back the crane. He thought for a while and took out a horn from his pocket. He also said that the horn was bought during the confrontation between the North and the South in the community.

The horn was turned up to the maximum: "Student Xianhe, you asked a good question. This dream is not only my dream, but the dream of the entire Yushan."

"Woo..." Dreamy Alpaca started to boo first, "Your dream has nothing to do with our Yushan dream! Your dream is that you can go home and drink hot milk, right?"

Xiao Biao pointed his mouth at the horn: "Dream Alpaca is right, I hope there will be no more displaced cubs in Yushan, but all the future flower pets of the motherland will be able to drink a sip of hot milk!"

Dream Alpaca: "..."

"I hope that we can establish a sound security system so that pets can take care of less and grow old. As a stray cat, I have suffered enough from hunger and cold. I still remember that time when I was hungry. For three days and three nights, I only had a pack of matches left on me, and it was snowing heavily, so I lit one and saw my deceased grandma in the light of the fire..."

"Woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." I used to be a stray crane, and I also had a grandma who hurt me. "

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Today is two chapters, and there is one more chapter after turning back~~