I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Speaking of my grandma..." Xiao Biao was silent for a moment, and his tone was painful, "She was too strong when she was young, but she was old and her legs and feet couldn't move, she couldn't bite her teeth, and she could only curl up under the overpass all day long. In a dark corner, she died quietly..."

"Little civet cat, don't be sad." Lao Lu frowned and looked at Xiao Biao with sympathy.

Xiao Biao nodded, his mood changed as soon as he said it, and he became impassioned instantly. The anchor of Bangziguo News Network possessed him: "The times are changing. Looking into the future, I can't see a sick and weak pet under the flyover. Why? Because we have a new The system! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Xiao Biao paused for a moment, then took out the little red booklet of Constitution and Law from his pocket: "The things on it are very general, but it is the foundation of everything, oh meow."

The wallaby in the first row under the table had red eyes: "But what if I can't read? I can't read!"

Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment, why does Yushan have kangaroos?Did it escape from the zoo after being introduced from Australia?

"I can teach you, the Emperor Nantu can teach you, the crane can teach you, the little hedgehog can teach you, even..." Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed at the old deer.

The old deer nodded: "As long as you want, I can also teach you."

Hot tears welled up in the little kangaroo's eyes: "Really?"

Xiao Biao continued to rage: "Of course it's true, because we are a family meow!"

The dreamy alpaca finally found a gap to boo: "Who... who is a family with you, you are a cat, and he is a kangaroo."

Xiao Biao raised the horn: "Dream Alpaca is right. Although we are not related by blood, Yushan connects us together. We are all Yushan cubs. Drinking Yushan water, we are a family!"

"Family!" Xianhe looked up and screamed.

The sound shook the sky.

The dreamy alpaca panted heavily, and turned to stare at the pet beside him: "It's agreed to boo together, you guys are awesome."

A little brother replied hesitantly: "What people say is very good, we are all Yushan cubs."

Another younger brother's voice choked up: "We all drink Yushanshui."

The dreamy alpaca stretched out its hoof and kicked one by one: "Two wastes."

There was a burst of warm applause from the pet group, and Xiao Biao nodded to everyone on the stage, as if he was leading the cat.

The dreamy alpaca clenched its silver teeth, its body trembled, its blood was hot, and it couldn't care less, it told the little brother behind it: "As long as Xiao Biao says something, you can say something, I don't care about anything else, just let Xiao Biao say something. Biao is ashamed and unable to step down."

After all, the younger brothers also took the benefits of the dreamy alpaca, nodding one by one.

Xiao Biao: "Although the little hedgehog is at the bottom every year, he works very hard. Hasn't his performance improved a lot this year?"

Die-hard guys: "Woo..."

Xiao Biao: "Although Mr. Lu seldom interferes with the internal affairs of Yushan, it is precisely because of Mr. Lu that Yushan's outside is stable. He is the spokesperson of our Yushan and the outside world..."

Die-hard guys: "Woo..."

Xiao Biao: "Not to mention the old deer, it is my most respected pet, its leadership ability is superb, it even walks and talks, it is special... what is it called, the demeanor of a general!"

Die-hard boys: "Wuuu... get down!"

The old deer's face fell off, and it turned to stare at the dreamy alpaca: "Take care of your pet!"

The dreamy alpaca urgently covered the mouths of the younger brothers with its hooves: "What's the matter with you, don't you have any brains at all?"

The little brothers are not happy anymore: "Why are you so busy, why are you booing, show me!"

Another younger brother also said: "You can do it!"

Xiao Biao's speech came to an end soon, and the pets whose names were called by Xiao Punctuated were all unsatisfied, and those who didn't get their names called rushed forward frantically, trying to get acquainted with Xiao Biao.

"Keep order, keep order." Xiao Biao was guarded by Nan Tuhuang, walked through the group of pets, and arrived at the side of the car.

Xi Yu was standing on the other side of the car, holding a bottle of mineral water in one hand, drinking tons and tons, and holding a mobile phone in the other hand.

When Xiao Biao saw Xi Yu, he paused and turned his head to walk back.

"Stand there!" Xi Yu threw the mineral water bottle into the car and walked over.

"Yeah." Xiao Biao turned around, squatted down, looked at Xi Yu obediently, looking for something to say, "Drinking water?"

Xi Yu took out a piece of paper from her pocket and handed it to Xiao Biao with a smile in her voice: "After filling it out, send it to the police station."

After saying this, Xi Yu turned her head and left.

Xiao Biao looked down at the paper in his hand. It was A4 size and began with "Application Form for Police Reserve Service".

"..."

Who would apply for this kind of job and catch criminal pets all day long? The job is too dangerous and the money is not much.

Xiao Biao looked around, but didn't see the trash can, so he put it in his pocket temporarily.

Xi Yu went all the way to the edge of the open space, and stopped at a pine tree.

She took out her mobile phone to make a call, her voice was high-pitched and excited: "I gave the application form to the civet cat, of course it will come, it has a very high level of awareness, didn't I just send you a video clip of its speech? I feel that it is the kind of pet who wants to give up his life to serve the motherland, I like its spirit very much, it is the kind of police partner pet in the TV series...you can rest assured to give your back to it."

After a pause, Xi Yu said again: "Yes, that's it, the little civet cat I told you about in a message yesterday, made my raindrops stop in the air for two seconds."

"Hmm..." Xi Yu quietly listened to the movement on the phone, and after a while, she smiled again and said, "Don't worry, it will definitely go to the police station to report it within three days."

Hanging up the phone, Xi Yu was elated.

Seeing Young Master Lu walking towards him, Xi Yu greeted him: "When will this event end? Is there an award ceremony over there?"

"Yeah." Young Master Lu frowned slightly, "You have also seen that our Jade Mountain's law-enforcement is no worse than yours."

Xi Yu nodded: "Okay, then I won't bother you here anymore, I'm leaving now."

Young Master Lu was taken aback when he heard this, and nodded his head after a long time: "No."

Xi Yu turned her head and went into the woods.

Young Master Lu looked at Xi Yu's back with a suspicious look on his face. This Xi Yu's kung fu of cultivating favors is a must. If she doesn't get what she wants, she won't leave even if she is shameless.

Could it be that Yushan really did a good job in popularizing the law?Xi Yu is satisfied?

Major General Lu surrendered to Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao was surrounded by a group of pets. It had a cat face with a stiff smile, stretched out its paws, and shook hands one by one: "Everyone will be colleagues in the future. If there is anything you don't understand, just ask me. You are welcome. Where are you?" Where, if there is something I don’t understand, I will ask you to help each other.”

After shaking this, Xiao Biao shook another: "Add a WeChat account. I'll go to your community to play when I have time. We are colleagues on the surface, but we are friends in private."

Xiao Biao is able to do a job with ease, just like a sociable cat.

On the side of the stage, Emperor Nantu summoned Xiao Biao: "Come up to receive the award."

"You get it, I've only been promoted for a few days, and this year's performance is all saved by you, so it's up to you to get the prize!" Xiao Biao had a understanding expression.

As expected, Nantuhuang was very useful, he jumped onto the stage, and solemnly took a wooden box from the old deer.

Lao Lu and Nan Tuhuang expressed their thoughts in turn.

Tears welled up in Nantuhuang's eyes.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the Yushan Conference officially closed. All Yushan pets saluted at the entrance of the cave. Then Lao Lu took a tape recorder and played a piece of background music from CCTV's "Animal World".

Amidst the cheerful and lively music, all the pets got on the bus one after another.

Xiao Biao and Nan Tuhuang still took Lu Shao's car and went all the way back to the hotel.

The pets have to pack their luggage, and then at five o'clock in the evening, the bus leaves on time to send the pets back to their own community one by one.

Xiao Biao glanced at the time, and decided to explain to Coral Snake that the peach tree can be rented out before five o'clock.

Xiao Biao trotted to Yushan Tower and climbed directly to the third floor.

As soon as he passed the last flight of stairs, Xiao Biao felt uncomfortable all over, and there was a strange aura in the air, as if something heavy was pressing on him.

Stretch out the cat's head and look around.

The third floor was quiet, there was no sound at all.

Xiao Biao turned his head and looked out of the window, there was obviously wind blowing willow leaves outside the window, but the rustling sound of willow leaves did not come in at all.

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Biao stepped out his paws, lowered his body, and carefully walked along the wall.

His eyes suddenly caught a talisman on the ground.

Yellow paper symbols, cinnabar characters.

The characters written on it were probably ancient seal characters, and Xiao Biao couldn't understand it. He stroked his beard, stretched out his claws and pushed towards the talisman paper.

I want to use the wind to blow up the talisman paper.

The talisman did not move at all.

Xiao Biao took out the big horn from his pocket, and rubbed the talisman paper with the plastic horn skin. After rubbing it twice, the talisman paper became loose.

Xiao Biao nodded, put away the horn, took out a pair of chopsticks from his pocket, picked up the talisman paper with the chopsticks, walked to the window, and threw it out along the window.

After finishing all this, Xiao Biao inspected the third floor again, and after confirming that there was no other danger, he called out: "Miss Yin, are you there?"

"Silver lady?"

"Silver lady?"

Xiao Biao yelled several times, but there was no response at all.

Xiao Biao simply got under the coffin, ran to the back, and fixed his eyes on the small crock that had been hidden behind.

Hey, hey, he moved the earthen pot out, Xiao Biao shouted at the earthen pot: "Silver Lady?"

There was no movement in the crock.

Xiao Biao lifted the lid of the earthen jar, carefully tilted the earthen jar, trying to pour out the contents.

The silver lady is not inside, but a book is inside the crock.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and turned over two pages. Each page in the book had a talisman drawn on it, like a teaching material for teaching people how to draw talismans.

Xiao Biao thought of the talisman paper he threw away just now, with a melancholy expression on his face: "Isn't Miss Yin being taken away for drinking again?"

"But hasn't she been hiding for 20 years?"

"It's strange, why did Lady Yin say that she could leave tomorrow to take revenge, and do you have to set such a precise date for revenge?"

Xiao Biao patted the dust on the books, walked to the window, stretched out his claws and tore off a piece of curtain cloth to close the schoolbag.

When wrapping the book, Xiao Biao found an address and a person's name on the last page of the book.

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Counting with my paws, today after 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, I'm going to put on the chili pepper, what a chicken!Because of the ranking of clips, tomorrow’s update (April 4) may have to be postponed until eleven o’clock in the evening (if I lie on the back of the shelf like a rookie and don’t climb up at all, I… I will still Update at 12:[-], chirp! In short, if there is no update at [-]:[-], it will be updated at [-]:[-].) Meh, send love~