After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

Before Xiao Fang opened his eyes, just touching the chair under his buttocks, his little heart almost jumped out of his throat.

A little excited, a little excited, and a little timid.

As a social animal who doesn't even have money for travel, I never thought that one day I would experience the luxury of wearing a book, and it is said that it is the first luxurious package of wearing a book since ancient times.

It's so fucking awesome!

He knew that he was handsome, otherwise the book salesman wouldn't rely on him anyway.

Conscience of heaven and earth, he really just went out to buy some groceries in a low-key way, so he was stopped.

"Meow, handsome guy."

Since the other party called him a handsome guy so frankly, he had to give face, but there was no one around, only the instep of his foot sank.

A stray cat with dark clouds and snow was holding his leg, and was looking up at him with admiration.

"Handsome guy, don't you want to buy a movie... No, don't you want to play something exciting?"

This is not a serious cat, Xiao Fang took a sip of saliva, not wanting to admit that he has no money: "Japanese cat | Fa? Thank you, no need, I will take care of it myself."

"Smelly rascal meow!" The stray cat covered itself shyly with its tail: "I'm a male cat."

"Everything can be sunned, what's wrong with the male cat?" Xiao Fang didn't like this kind of sissy kitten, pushed it up on its belly, rubbed it twice on its fleshy belly, and rubbed it from the top of its head. step over.

"Hey, handsome guy, don't go away, meow," the cat had just been rubbed comfortably, but in a blink of an eye it disappeared from the petting, and hurriedly turned over and chased after him: "Where are you going? You are in such a hurry. Listen to me and say a few words, okay?" There will be no less meat meow."

"The vegetable market closes at six o'clock." Xiao Fang put his hands in his pockets, carried a canvas bag, and shrunk his neck to prevent the wind like a knife from penetrating into his neckline.

To be honest, he is quite envious of cats, they are covered in fur all over, and they are not afraid of the cold, which is a hot spot in summer.

"I saw that the aunt who was running wild over there was gone, and if I went late, the discounted dishes would be robbed."

The cat ran a few steps, grabbed his pants, and crawled all the way to his shoulders to squat: "Why don't you wonder why cats can talk and meow?"

Xiao Fang was not willing to push the cat away as he warmed his neck with an itchy heat, "What are you curious about? Both men and women can have children, so why can't cats talk?"

"Stay calm and courageous! I like it!" The cat raised a furry short paw: "Do you know who I am, meow?"

"Selling." Xiao Fang opened the wallet and let it look inside: "It's useless to look for me, I have no money."

"Hiss...why are you so poor meow," the cat gasped, choked for a long time before remembering to ask the key point: "No, how do you know I'm a salesman..."

"It's not easy. The stranger who approached me has no one but salesman. I didn't expect the cat to start this business now?"

Xiao Fang stopped not far from the door of the vegetable market, and motioned there with his chin: "I'm going in, you hurry up, if someone catches you, take it for autopsy."

"It's okay, you go in generously, others can't hear me meow," the cat licked its paws, and then rubbed its ears: "It's not bragging, our company's soul travel technology is the first in the industry, this little thing is nothing to worry about .”

"What company?" Xiao Fang stood for a while, but seeing no one was looking at them, he brought the cat into the vegetable market.

To sell this cat, it would be a lie to say that he is not curious. Since the other party is willing to work hard with him, he will treat it as a free cat masturbation for the time being.

Anyway, if you bite to death, you can get it without money.

He also really has no money.

"The full name of our company is Mengli Everything. You don't have to be polite. Anyway, you didn't discuss it. It's referred to as Dream Time Travel Meow," the cat asked him, "Do you know what time travel is?"

"I know." Xiao Fang walked with it and looked at it.

As a person who has been abused by his mother all the year round and hangs around in major bookstores, he certainly knows what time-traveling is. These days, if there is no one in the novel who is time-traveling, life will be difficult.

It is false in the novel that life is difficult, but it is true that the person who wrote the article cannot live.

Anyway, it's real heat.

"Hey, that's easy meow," the cat explained to him, wringing its fingers.

"Our company contracts all kinds of time travel business, meow, fast time travel, ancient times through the present, today through the ancient times, through books, through the interstellar, through the future. To put it bluntly, this thing is no different from our traveling around. You place an order, and I will take it with you. You go, have fun, and bring you back, that's all."

"Is there a company responsible for time travel?"

"That's not good, meow, you don't know, there are so many time-traveling companies now, and leather bag companies are crawling all over the place. Let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart, if you want to time-travel, you have to find a trustworthy family, such as ours, which has been around since ancient times. The first company to be certified. It is not an exaggeration to say that more than [-]% of the cross-travel business on the market is run by our family."

"Awesome!" Xiao Fang admired absently, and pointed his head to the vegetable stand: "Boss, this onion is stealing money? Why has the price increased again, here are two."

"Are you going to eat fried mutton with green onions today?" the cat looked into his canvas bag.

"Stir fried shallots with green onions, I don't have money to buy mutton." Xiao Fang looked around—Auntie Qiangcaituan had obviously swept away, and there was nothing to buy: "Go on."

"Where did I just say meow, oh yes! Time travel is just like our travel."

"I don't have money to travel either."

"It's just right if you don't have money, meow!" The cat patted his thigh: "Isn't it a coincidence, no, I'm here to give you money! Now is a golden opportunity that doesn't come across in 4000 years, how can I say that you are the chosen one?"

"Secondary illness is in the advanced stage." Xiao Fang held it by the back of the neck and was about to pull it down: "Isn't it enough to trick me into placing an order? You also want me to save the end of the world. Tell you, Dad, I will leave with a cowardly word." The world has gone to the end of the world, and everyone will lie flat and die together."

"No, no, bro, don't do this!" The cat kicked its four legs desperately: "I'm telling you, meow, you don't have to pay for this trip, you see those big names are invited to perform, it's all invitations Fang paid for it. I have such an order in my hand right now, you, just send someone out. It’s not the end of the world, definitely not the end of the world!”

"I won't go even if it's not the end of the world! I'm still young and I don't want to die."

Xiao Fang is too familiar with this routine, just now the cat said that the soul has traveled, so why not die first?

Last time, in the time-travel film played by someone, the heroine didn't appear for 10 minutes, and was hit by a car and got stuck on the billboard, and couldn't get it off.

He still has his parents and sister, so he hasn't planned to be heroic so early.

"Don't die!" At the critical moment of life and death, the cat hugged his hand with its two paws, and rubbed against his palm with its soft fur with tears in its eyes, trying to corrupt him with sugar-coated shells.

"Our order is commonly known as wearing a book, but it is actually using a book as an intermediate to go to another world. You lie comfortably on the bed and sleep, and your soul will pass through, and your body will stay here. Don't worry, my brother will definitely I will protect you properly. Four days, it will delay your time for four days, and you can live a lifetime there. "

"Four days?" Xiao Fang was so comfortable being rubbed, he really didn't want to throw the cat away.

"Yes, just four days! It's just Saturday, so you only need to delay your work for two days."

"Don't go." The fledgling grass in Xiao Fang's heart shrank back, and the instinct of the poor was struggling outwards: "My rent is almost 100 yuan a day, plus two days' salary deductions, it's a thousand yuan less inside and out. , don't go."

The cat cried out loudly: "This order is really profitable, and we can earn it back. Don't pinch me, I can't breathe."

In the vast sea of ​​people, only the word "make money" is so clear.

Xiao Fang put the cat back on his shoulder: "What is the way to make money? Is it illegal? Not a cat."

"Brother, let me explain to you. This order has already been paid by the donor on the other side, but the salesman before him resigned, and he forgot to hand over this order. It will last ten years. Seeing now The last deadline is coming, and our boss only found out about it. You see, this is telling us to hurry up and find the right person. We just need to go to someone, and you don’t need to spend money.”

Xiao Fang was moved: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. The terms of exchange offered by the benefactor are high. Of course we can't be negligent, and even your side will be rewarded. Our boss said that after you go, every penny you earn there will be paid for." You have a [-]% commission! How about it!"

"How much can you earn in four days? Is there a guarantee?"

"It's four days here, but it's a lifetime over there. Although there is no guarantee..."

The cat leaned against his ear mysteriously, twiddling its nails like counting money: "You think, you used to dress like an emperor! You are only 20 years old! A lot of money has come in, the exchange rate is one tael and eight yuan There are many days to make money! This is a godsend opportunity! What are you waiting for! If someone else finds someone to sign this order first, we will lose everything!"

In Xiao Fang's heart, the drums and firecrackers blared instantly.

emperor? !

To be the emperor? !

Go through to be the emperor? !

It's the kind of emperor who has more than 800 dishes for a meal and has people kneeling down wherever he goes!

What a temptation this is for a social animal who is bullied by the boss!

Still don't have to pay for it yourself? !

Can you still make money? !

Mother!The son wants to be the emperor!So happy!

Seeing that he was not moving, the cat thought that his heart was as hard as iron, and he was so anxious that he lost his hair, so he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Let's do this! I will give you some more discounts here, besides the commission promised by the boss, let's find the one over there." My buddy will accompany you and make sure you don't panic wherever you go, how about it!"

"Ah?" Xiao Fang was shocked.

"Not yet?" Mao Zai said cruelly, "Then you can get one pair of clothes for free, and you will also get a free carry-on space."

Xiao Fang gasped, unable to say a word for a while.

Strings of tears rolled down from the cat's big eyes, and its voice was full of crying: "Brother, we can't be too greedy, I will give you everything I can, so you just accept it, okay?"

Xiao Fang looked at it with difficulty.

In his life, he has never even won a bag of facial tissues, and bird shit won't fall on his head, so this kind of shit luck makes him step on it?

Salesmen can listen to what they say, and sows can climb trees. This kind of nonsense that can be seen through at a glance is like the Apple computer in the phone scam.

Anyone who is fooled will pay an IQ tax.

As a good young man who has been honed in various scams such as SMS scams, phone scams, and Internet scams, is it possible that he still believes in this nonsense?

Anyway, Xiao Fang believed it.