After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

The cat's paw prints slapped on his forehead, and the contract was signed. He only vaguely remembered the cat's last sentence: "After we go, use these two green onions as a joint code with my buddies, meow!"

Then he touched the chair under his buttocks, Lalababa, Mamalailai, sitting on his buttocks, the chairs were all carved with flowers, it really wasn't a broken chair he bought from the second-hand furniture market.

Sure enough, it is either rich or expensive!earned it!

Just by touching it like this, he can brag about it for the rest of his life when he goes back - I, Xiao Fang, am the man who has touched the hot dragon chair under the dragon's buttocks.

In addition to the dragon chair, there are... the hot air of human breath blowing on his face, so close at hand, it makes people feel like spring, and the deer bumps in their hearts.

He also understands this.

In order to attract readers' attention, half of the people who travel through the past are doing sports that are not allowed in Jinjiang, a small half are preparing to do the sports, and a small half have finished and are smoking after the event.

Of course, there are still some serious authors who don’t consider this sport. Such people are usually too cold to go to the North Pole, so they are not in the scope of the discussion.

All in all, it was something a normal person would do, let alone an emperor.

There are 3000 beauties in the harem, and iron pestles are ground into embroidery needles.

All right!

Unexpectedly, the emperor is quite interesting, and he is still stuffing sauces on the chair.

At this moment, Xiao Fang's thoughts were ups and downs, and his heart was turbulent. He thought that he had lived for 24 years and still guarded his body like a jade. He didn't expect that he was a little excited when he saw everything packed up for the first time.

Anyway, it’s someone else’s body, so treat it as a tourist.

How to say the classic saying - come and come...

Xiao Fang opened his eyes suddenly, and sure enough, he saw a pair of peach blossom eyes with affection in front of him, the eye sockets were reddish, as if he was about to cry, and the worst thing was, the eyes actually looked a bit like that god damn bastard.

Damn, who can resist this?

And why is this person crying?Forced?But according to the position in front of him, he should be the one holding the script...

This problem can be tricky!

The mother and fetus have been single for more than 20 years. Although his hand speed has been trained to diamond level, he is still mentally retarded when it comes to real swords and guns.

Xiao Fang's breathing suddenly became difficult, and he was so nervous that he wanted to faint.

What about accompanying me?What should we do in this situation now!It's the first time I don't know the rules, should I do the work for others, or just call for help and insult me?

He stared at those slightly frightened eyes, shook his heart, raised his head abruptly, and gave a mouthful.

kissed.

Second first kiss.

So cool.

It doesn't matter what kind of concubine or concubine the other party is - judging by his looks, it's not impossible for the main palace to let them all come over, so there's no need to pity him just because he is a delicate flower.

Xiao Fang thought he would usher in a great harmony, and then was locked by Jinjiang Suowen into a daze. Behind the cover of the mosaic, he wanted to discuss the origin of human beings and the true meaning of life with others in depth.

However, the other party knew this well and didn't want to be locked up. He didn't give him this chance at all. He was stunned for a moment and almost slapped him.

When it comes to beating people... No, when it comes to being beaten, who was Xiao Fang afraid of?I have been lingering in the hands of my old mother for more than 20 years, are you afraid that the beauty will be slapped?

Before that angry slap hit him, he flicked his collar and swished it around his head.

This posture is equivalent to a shield that increases defense by [-]. Even if it is to deal with his mother's cheating, it can also bring its own damage reduction buff.

"hero……"

Before he could utter the words "spare my life", the light shining through his clothes shone brightly.

The beauty was startled by his hopelessness for a moment, but she didn't hit him in the end, flicked her sleeves, turned around angrily and left.

Xiao Fang didn't dare to get out of his clothes immediately, and also figured out what was wrong.

The girl's hand is too big for him, it seems to be a circle bigger than his hand, this head is also a bit high, and the shadow just now almost covered her.

Is it possible that the little emperor is good at this?

This is not good, this hobby is not good.

Thinking that he might be pressed in a chair by a tall and burly beauty and pull the curtain to turn off the lights, Xiao Fang... was actually a little excited.

He didn't know if there was a lot of yellow waste in his head, but he was horrified to find something standing up between his legs.

As expected of a 20-year-old young man, this reaction was too fast. At this speed of dumping yellow waste, Jinjiang auditors might not be able to catch up.

He doesn't want to do this yet!It is said that a man has a limited number of times in his life, if he takes seven times a night, he will stop eating in two and a half months!

He didn't want Yingnian to die yet!

And why didn't he feel any blood pressure at all?

It was too late for him to think about the situation right now, and in a blink of an eye, something pushed the robe higher and higher, and it was about to hit his nose.

Xiao Fang was taken aback.

Could it be that this original body is so talented!Is it enough to make men in the world pale in comparison? !

"emperor……"

Before he could reach out to take it out, a little eunuch ran in and gasped under the huge thing: "Your Majesty, this is..."

Then Xiao Fang pulled out two... white, tender, thick and long scallions from under the clothes.

This pattern, this texture, and this feel are very familiar. Didn't he just buy it from the vegetable market an hour ago?

The two looked at each other.

Xiao Fang remembered that the cat asked him to come over with a green onion to exchange signals with people.

"See you like an onion!"

The little eunuch looked at him carefully: "Your majesty... are you going to issue an imperial edict? Do you want Xuanzhong Shusheren to enter the palace?"

Xiao Fang knew that he didn't have such good luck, and he met the right master when he came up, but the respectful attitude of the other party made him cowardly.

He came from the throne.

"You go to all the people in the palace, who knows what is behind these four words, summon me!"

"Leader!" The little eunuch withdrew immediately.

Before finding the companion, Xiao Fang didn't dare to move, took the tea brought by the palace man, almost blurted out a thank you, looked at the strange eyes of the palace man, and didn't dare to move any more.

Within 5 minutes of his arrival, he squeaked at the person in a daze, as if he had pissed him off.

I don't know who that person is.

The enthusiasm he had just arrived was wiped out by the slap, and he sat on pins and needles waiting, with nothing to do but shake his legs nervously, hum a song softly, and look around at the carved beams and painted buildings.

It feels like buying a ticket to enter the film and television city, renting costumes for 20 yuan, and sitting in the Hall of Supreme Harmony to take pictures here.

Both real and unreal.

I'm mentally handicapped, and I'm in Secondary School.

The only difference is that now there is a large group of people accompanying me in secondary school.

The people coming and going are walking lightly, and the unfamiliar place is quiet everywhere, which is a bit creepy.

Half an hour later, a young eunuch was finally ushered in, with a small nose and small eyes, and looked quite handsome.

The person next to him pushed him forward: "Your Majesty, Xiao Yuanzi said he knew."

Xiao Fang endured the embarrassment, and pretended to wave his hands to the people below: "He stays, everyone else goes down."

In the blink of an eye, there were only two people left in the room.

Speaking of it, I am not afraid of embarrassment, Xiao Fang has a serious social phobia, usually cats are at home as long as they are at home, huddled in a cubicle as long as they can, and look at each other, it does not exist.

Thinking about it, it will be like this in the future, with people staring at him for eating, drinking, and messing around, and he is still a little hairy.

If he can really have someone to accompany him, it will make him feel better.

Seeing that there was no one around, the little eunuch straightened up and smiled at him: "Yo, here you are? Have you eaten yet?"