After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

The Empress Dowager sat cross-legged on the ground, she didn't seem to have seen the many cabinets full of jewels, emeralds and jade, she just turned over a page of the brochure spread on her knees, and exclaimed sincerely: "YOOOOOOO!"

Did she stay in Jinjiang for too long, or was she too ignorant?This picture is rich in text, even if we meet under the crabapple tree, it will be a flower that stands out from the crowd.

It's really delicious, I'm getting older, and I can't understand Qingshui, so it's better to eat meat.

But this is the palace, right?If I'm not mistaken, she should be the queen mother, right?Those people will never bark, right?

As the empress dowager actually hid this kind of little yellow book in the house, it seems that it is not unreasonable for the late emperor to die young.

She finished reading it and was about to take another book when she suddenly heard someone outside the door announce: "Madam, the emperor has come to greet you."

The queen mother was so frightened that she hurriedly covered the booklet in her arms, and her eyes turned dark at this sentence, she was really afraid of something.

When she was rock climbing yesterday, she accidentally slipped and fell on her back.

It was just a blink of an eye, and when he opened his eyes again, everything around him became wrong. The crying court ladies and eunuchs, the palace costumes with complicated patterns, and the strange looks all correctly pointed to a fact.

She crossed.

Now after time travel, I suspect that my psychological activities in the costume movie scene are no longer popular, and I feel that I am even more unnecessary in the tricky variety show. As decisive as her, I immediately got up and started to enjoy the treatment of the queen mother.

love whoever.

To be happy in life is to be happy, and every second of happiness is a second.

Others dare not say anything about her, but the emperor is the biggest boss here.

In case the emperor finds out that she is a counterfeit, no matter whether it is counted as an imposter or a resurrection, she will be in no good.

Duoxi...

Now that people are blocking the door, it's not her style to pretend to be cowardly.

Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, tough!

She raised her chest and raised her head. When she opened her mouth, her mind was full of crabapple trees and crabapple flowers, and she couldn't remember the other party's name: "Zhang..."

"Slave Zhang Xiangcheng." Zhang Xiangcheng hurriedly trotted in from the door to respond, standing at the side with his hands down anxiously, always feeling that after the empress woke up, something seemed to be weird: "The empress."

"Go and see the emperor."

"Yes," Zhang Xiangcheng supported the Empress Dowager's hand, walked out, and sighed softly: "The emperor must have figured it out. He is still too young to be so angry over a mere child. I worry about the emperor more."

"Things in the court are even more complicated. If the emperor is bewitched by Ji Yunqi and the others for a while, he will do everything right with you, what's the matter?"

The Empress Dowager looked at him inexplicably, although she didn't know the cause and effect, but it was strange for this man to speak of his son so naturally in front of his mother.

Is this person always so provocative?

And this intimacy with her is like her illegitimate child, like the hospitality of a salesman selling health care products washing the old lady's feet.

Zhang Xiangcheng didn't notice the doubtful eyes of the queen mother, and continued in a low voice: "I found the emperor before, and said several times that you wanted to commit suicide in a fit of anger. Come."

All the gorgeous rhetoric lost its color in an instant, and the queen mother only heard "the emperor, the guardian, the little general"!

On the year, monarchs and ministers!

Can!

I'm drunk!

The Empress Dowager was beaming with joy, and her steps were like flying: "Hurry up! Go and have a look!"

But the reality is always different from what the Queen Mother thought. On the pavilion by the lake in the Imperial Garden, she and the emperor have been sitting silently facing each other for a long time.

Zhang Xiangcheng stood beside the queen mother, Xiaoyuan stood behind Xiao Fang, no one said anything.

The scene was full of chills.

What about the year of the monarch and his ministers?The one next to him is an eunuch no matter how you look at it, what about the little general you agreed to?

This little emperor looks pretty good, why don't he even say a word, don't be a fool!

And why does this kind of wretched maternal-fetal look look so familiar?

Xiao Fang felt that not only the pores of his whole body were opened because of this atmosphere, even his bladder gradually reminded himself of his existence in slow motion.

But the empress dowager's unusual look made all his previous plans mess up.

Especially when the Empress Dowager looked at his distorted face with green eyes, he was in a state of turmoil. He always felt that the eyes looked familiar, just like his old lady...

Of course, this is completely impossible.

He originally thought that the queen mother would have to settle old scores with him crying and howling when she met, and then he would smooth her hair, and if it was impossible, she would add a few drops of crocodile tears to make her feel comfortable, and I would like to say something by the way.

Regardless of success or failure, it is a way of life.

He was also afraid that the nausea would spread to the masses of melon eaters, so he specifically sent away those who could be dismissed, and only waited for the enemy to move.

But now the other party is playing silence is golden, and they don't know where to punch, and Xiao Fang doesn't know how to open his mouth to break this embarrassment.

The enemy who doesn't speak is the most terrifying. This silence made him afraid that the queen mother is really like a mother, and he will never force her if she can do it.

A blow to the head like a torrential rain will definitely shut up all the bastards.

He felt that his throat was a little dry, he cleared his throat, and was about to fetch some water, when seeing the queen mother coughed too, she picked up the teacup in front of her, drank it in three gulps.

Zhang Xiangcheng quickly filled the teacup again.

Xiao Fang clamped his legs tightly and strongly felt the existence of the bladder.

Although I'm very sorry for Ji Yunfeng, let's forget about it today, the obvious enemy is strong and I'm afraid, when will I wait if I don't retreat now?

This is not called getting cold feet, but a strategic retreat.

He was anxious, and the Queen Mother was even more anxious than him.

When you come here, you don’t say a word, just drink water against the whistling wind, what are you trying to do?

Hurry up, she still has so much to read.

"cough."

Xiao Fang and the Empress Dowager coughed at the same time, before they had time to speak, they heard a clatter beside them, and two dripping people crawled out of the lake.

The one on the left yelled as soon as he was halfway up the climb: "Could you bastards please hurry up and fart as soon as you have something to say! I almost suffocated to death in the water!"

The one on the right opened his mouth and scolded him: "You son of a bitch! Put on your mask quickly, lest people don't know that we are from An Longshan!"

Hey, it turned out to be a hero from Anlong Mountain.

Xiao Fang couldn't figure it out for a moment: "The two big brothers..."

"Hit... robbery!"

"What a robbery! We're here to be assassins!" The man on the right roared and pointed at him, "Are you the dog emperor?"

The ten-level alarm sounded in his mind at the same time, and Xiao Fang thought for a second of the wild donkey brother who practiced long-distance running with him-fuck, this dumpling is made too frequently, and it makes people stop.

Is this the palace, or the vegetable market, come when you want?

Zhang Xiangcheng was the first to react, and shouted loudly: "Come here! It's an assassin! Protect the Queen Mother!"

A question mark slowly popped up in Xiao Fang's mind, he was too insignificant as an emperor, and what happened to the eunuch hiding behind the queen mother.

Empress Dowager meat shield?

"Come on, there's an assassin!" Xiaoyuan also made a quick decision, plunged into the water, bared her head and shouted at him, "Your Majesty! Run! You can do it!"

The two people who got out of the water looked at each other and pointed at Xiao Fang: "It's him! Dog Emperor!"

Seeing that the allies are all pig-like teammates, Xiao Fang didn't even have time to gasp, the wind was blowing under his feet, and tears came down like rain: "Help!"

At this moment, his mind was blank, as if Qin Shihuang possessed himself while returning to the pillar, he ran wildly around the flower garden, the wind whistled past his ears, as if he could hear a familiar tune——

I was riding a little donkey, with a crescent knife on my back, Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, I only practiced the first move, if I can beat it, I will hit it, if I can't beat me, I will run away...

Wait a minute, Xiao Fang finally found out that something was wrong. This is definitely not his auditory hallucination, including the previous Liao Zhai or something, it is not his auditory hallucination.

It is the BGM that automatically plays the appropriate scene in his mind.

He is a real, beautiful man with BGM, Shenyang Sky.

If Xiaoyuan hadn't run away, he would absolutely kill that bastard right now.