After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

Scolding is scolding, the caring BGM and the magic sound of Xiaoshenyang's brainwashing are still inseparable.

Xiao Fang didn't care about that much anymore, he turned into a crazy man when he let go of the girl.

After chasing him around five or six times, the Anlongshan heroes suddenly lit up the IQ skill tree at this moment, and finally one of them stopped and outflanked him from another direction.

Xiao Fang's hair stood on his head, and with a flash of inspiration, he rushed to another flower garden like the wind.

After meeting several times, the two heroes suddenly realized that they were not there, and turned around to see Xiao Fang running around the flower garden beside him.

"There it is! Chase!"

Xiaoyuan was floating in the water, seeing how energetic he was running, she also waved her arms to join in the fun and shouted: "The king bears the sword! The king bears the sword!"

"Love you, uncle!" Xiao Fang choked with anger, he had a fart sword shoulder, his whole body...

Huh huh?etc?

He felt that there was something wrong in his sleeve, so he quickly reached out his hand, and actually touched something, which was stiff, slender, cold, and seemed to have barbs.

No matter when it was the peerless sword hidden in his sleeve, this was the first time he found that Madoka was not liking him.

OK!Watch him steal the moon and sea fishing with his trick!

No, no... He has never held a sword before, how should this thing be used?Just cut horizontally and vertically?

"Your Majesty!" Xiaoyuan exclaimed suddenly: "Mao Liu wrote back, if you persist, the new one will take effect immediately! Twenty! Nineteen! Eighteen! Seventeen!"

Oh shit!Seeing that they are about to make a lot of money, this is the darkness before dawn!Gritting your teeth and stomping your feet, who wouldn't!

Xiao Fang's whole body was filled with the desire to survive!

Seeing that the hero was already behind him, he stopped and turned around, pulled out the thing swishingly, shouted loudly, and knocked it down on the head of the oncoming person with all his strength.

With a flash of silver light, the man fell down with a groan. Unexpectedly, the solid silver sword snapped into two pieces.

Fuck, what Xibei goods!

Xiao Fang didn't have time to curse, if he didn't stop the other brother, he would really die on the spot.

The countdown to Xiaoyuan's side has reached six, listening to the movement outside, the imperial army is coming soon, no matter what, we must hold on!

"Hey!" He sank into his dantian, stabilized his horse's steps, and swung his hands full of the Eight Diagrams Tai Chi diagram: "The sea is boundless, the universe is moving, and the sunflower acupuncture points are as urgent as a law!"

The man froze for a moment in fright, but immediately realized that he had been tricked. With a loud roar, he was about to raise his knife and chop him off.

The imperial guards had already appeared at the door, but it was too late. Seeing that all the future achievements would have nothing to do with him, seeing that he would pay four days rent in vain and be ridiculed by the boss...

Farewell, short dragon chair...

It can be said that it was too late, but before he had time to close his eyes and lie down to die, he heard a loud reprimand: "Fuck!"

Everything that follows is like a slow motion playback.

Xiao Fang held his breath, widened his eyes, and looked behind the man, who was running towards him.

Several layers of embroidered palace skirts drew a sharp arc, and a foot wearing exquisite embroidered shoes was raised in the air, and it was chopped down at a high speed.

With a muffled pop, an incomparably sharp downward strike aimed right at the top of the hero's head.

Even Xiao Fang felt a pain in his head.

The man fell limply without saying a word, revealing the person behind him.

It's... the empress dowager who is as tall as a mountain while holding her skirt.

"Are you so immeasurable in the sea and the universe is moving the sunflower's acupoints in such a hurry?" The empress dowager showed a familiar ferocious smile on Ruhua's beautiful face: "You are a quick learner of the things your father used to bluff people recently."

In this situation, even if Xiao Fang refused to accept the reality, he still had to give in.

There is nothing else to say except greeting Mao Liu's family in my heart.

He turned around with lightning speed, and before he had time to run a few steps, he felt a kick on his buttocks, and he rolled forward 720 degrees and fell to the ground.

The Queen Mother caught up with him in a few steps and grabbed him by the collar, her beautiful face was full of murderous intent: "Xiao Fang, are you a bitch!"

In this familiar roar, Xiao Fang cried out, "Mom!"

***

When the imperial army started to clean up the scene, Xiao Fang was dragged aside by the queen mother by the ears, and told the story back and forth.

The queen mother frowned: "You are promising, you don't go to work, so you come here to be the emperor? What kind of brains are you, I married a placenta back then? I gave birth to a piece of char siu?"

"Mom, can you just scold my dad... don't take me with you," Xiao Fang wanted to cry, but came here by himself, thinking of going on a trip and changing a place to incubate a hotel, what the hell is taking his mother through time travel now?

"Then what's the situation now?" The Empress Dowager glanced at Xiaoyuan who was not far away from them, who was poking around, "He's your escort? The one who looks like a mouse."

Thinking about Xiaoyuan's traitor who was greedy for life and afraid of death just now, Xiao Fang was furious, but the commission system had just been updated, and he was really reluctant to let him quit, so he could only wave his hand and let Xiaoyuan come over.

"Yo, my sister is here too," Xiao Yuanyuan said with a playful face, "I don't have such a beautiful foot as yours. I haven't recognized you yet. I'm sorry."

This sweet "sister" sounded off the Queen Mother's anger, even if she didn't make a move, she should ask what should be asked clearly.

"What's going on now? I'm considered Xiao Fang's gift? Just in time for the Queen Mother to commit suicide, you brought me here? Do you have human rights? Tell your boss to come out!"

"Don't, sister," Xiaoyuan repeatedly begged for mercy: "How should I put it, the purpose of our company's service must be to uphold the customer first, and this customer includes not only the emperor, but also you. You see, the life you come to enjoy must be It's super-class honorable treatment, and the time spent there is even only two days."

"wait wait wait……"

Xiao Fang said that this seemed unfair, and was pinched by the queen mother: "Don't ask, if you ask, you can't explain it, and travel through time and space."

"The empress dowager is wise! Disrespect, disrespect!" Xiaoyuan clasped a fist at the empress dowager.

"Not only that, Mao Liu will also have people properly protect your body. May I ask where you were when you came here?"

The queen mother thought for a while: "I'm playing rock climbing."

Xiao Fang: "..."

Madoka: "..."

"Fortunately, I just climbed two steps."

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"I went to play alone, can your people find me in time?"

Xiao Fang and Xiao Yuan held their hearts at the same time - what if this damn thing is in the deep mountains and wild mountains, what will happen when Mao Liu finds it?

"Sister! Where are you rock climbing!" Xiaoyuan was about to make a call trembling: "I'll call someone to find you."

"There's no need to be so troublesome," the queen mother said calmly, "it's just at the gate of our community, and his father should come to see me at noon."

Xiaoyuan almost cried out snot bubbles: "Sister, can we finish in one sentence? I don't have a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill today."

The queen mother stared at Xiaoyuan unmoved, thinking: "Xiao Fang's father originally said that he just bought the pig's ears from Tianfu, and steamed them for me at noon...so I can't eat them anymore? What do you do?" Compensate me?"

Xiao Fang couldn't stand it anymore: "Mom, isn't your focus a bit biased..."

"Cross?" The queen mother twisted his ear ferociously: "I haven't tasted meat for several months in order to lose weight. Do you know how important a pig's ear is to me now! Do you want to change your ear?"

Xiao Fang snotted and burst into tears: "Mom, you can have any account you want now, this is the palace, can you let me go?"

"That's right," Xiaoyuan smoothed things over: "Sister, if you want to eat, just ask the imperial dining room, just take care of it, take care of it!"

"Eat less..." Xiao Fang bared his teeth and pinched his picked ear, wanting to cry: "No, no, it's not that you are fat, it's that you want me to make more money..."

The queen mother thought about it carefully, and the reason was reasonable, so she finally let go.

"The current situation is that Xiao Fang is in charge of making money, and I am in charge of eating, drinking, and having fun. I just wait until I have had enough fun, and then go back and wait for the money, right?"

"That's right, that's the thing. You don't have to think about anything when you come here. The system on the emperor's side has been updated. Look."

Xiaoyuan hurriedly pointed to the watch in Xiao Fang's hand, and the dial had already displayed: Today's income, 60.04 yuan.

Not only the Queen Mother, but even Xiao Fang heaved a long sigh of relief—it was worth it for this trip!

"Okay, I see, I have nothing to do here, I'll go back and study and break through thousands of volumes." Before leaving, the queen mother patted Xiao Fang on the shoulder, her red lips curled up: "You son of a bitch, you can't earn 500 million, huh ……You know."