After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

Xiao Fang remembered that they once discussed a boring question in their dormitory—whether it was tiring to be an emperor in ancient times.

He can say anything, when he was asked, he was playing CS, and he was about to kill the opponent suddenly, so he replied casually: "I'm tired at night."

There are 3000 beauties in the harem, and the iron pestle is ground into...

Now Xiao Fang knows.

It doesn't matter whether the iron pestle is useful or not, anyway, he is very tired. He has only been here for a month, and after the ups and downs, he began to feel that life is meaningless.

After Ji Yunfeng was picked up, there was no one to chat with, so it was even more boring.

All night long, I could only stare at the numbers on the watch that jumped from time to time, and listen to Xiaoyuan chatting with people outside the door.

"No more kisses, no more kisses, everyone here has heard it, you idiot, of course you will be shy. Don't be angry, Boji."

Annoying.

As a result, he now has two dark circles under his eyes, leaning on the dragon chair, and feels that he is just a step away from ascension.

This is his first time.

Oh, first time up.

It's hard work being a king.

Since the commission system was updated, he planned to cheer up and work hard to make a good career [cross out] to make money [cross out], and he might not be able to understand the booklets of the Imperial Study Room for a while, but he can understand the human language anyway .

Last morning, it was necessary to demonstrate one's majesty and sense of presence, and it was also convenient for carrying out political work in the future, so as to brainwash these loyal ministers and earn him some money.

As a result, when he got up at six o'clock in the morning with his eyelids stretched, the morning court in the Hall of Supreme Harmony had already begun. The hall was full of colorful official uniforms, and people were chatting and arguing with each other, as if they hadn't noticed that the emperor hadn't come.

Like a student who was late for school, Xiao Fang walked uncomfortably among the chattering officials and sat on the dragon chair.

Standing on his left is a civil servant, headed by an old man with a gray beard, his hands folded on his chest, his eyes squinted, like an old lady chatting at the entrance of an alley, with a kind smile.

"Yu Xiang." Xiaoyuan followed his gaze and whispered in his ear.

Xiao Fang nodded, and heard from Xiaoyuan that the Empress Dowager's father, at such an advanced age, does not stay at home to spend the rest of his life, and regards the Hall of Supreme Harmony as the entrance of an alley, and is also an expert who lives in seclusion.

On his right is the general, Ji Yunqi is actually only second, and the closest one is Zhang Xiangcheng next to the Queen Mother.

"What's the situation?" Xiao Fang wondered.

Could it be that he was mistaken, Zhang Xiangcheng can talk to coax the queen mother, Wu can lift his butt... No, no, mount a horse and hold a spear?

Xiaoyuan replied: "The Empress Dowager didn't want Ji Ju to be the first, so she named Eunuch Zhang an invincible general in the universe."

"..."

Ha ha, listen to Yin Chusi.

The queen mother is so capable, and the little emperor can still sit on the throne for so long, he is really a European emperor.

The dragon chair was so hard that it hurt his ass, Xiao Fang changed his legs in the other direction, and didn't dare to look at Ji Yunqi directly, for fear that this father would be irritated just by looking at him like a goose.

Even if you don't get irritated, what if you find out that you are a fake.

As for the brain-twitch problem yesterday, hell, don't mention it.

Xiao Fang sighed, and listened to what the following said.

Someone came forward: "Nankang has experienced frequent heavy rains recently, and the governor of Nankang asked for help."

Yu Xiang nodded, and the people from the Ministry of Industry automatically stepped forward to accept the notes.

Someone held up the imperial wat again: "There are bandits disturbing the people around Anduanfu, please send troops to encircle and suppress them."

Ji Yunqi glanced back, and immediately behind him, someone came out, took the booklet from that person, and retreated again.

Everything went in order.

"..." Xiao Fang tapped on the armrest with his fingers, thoughtfully: "Xiaoyuan, do you think... I seem to be superfluous."

Will someone soon find out that it doesn't matter whether he is the emperor or not, which makes him feel a sense of crisis that he will be fired by the boss soon.

"It's not like, it's very..."

"..." Xiao Fang lost face a bit.

"Your Majesty, you have been on the throne for several years, and you haven't been to the court a few times," Xiaoyuan whispered in his ear, "This is how the court works in the past few years."

This is too miserable, the Emperor Xiao said, he has to brush up his sense of existence no matter what.

"Cough," he coughed lightly, and finally found an opportunity to interject: "All loves..."

There was a sudden silence below, and many people just discovered that the emperor who had not been seen for thousands of years actually appeared?When did you come?When did the emperor grow up so big?

Xiao Fang gritted his teeth, feeling that his prehistoric power needed a place to vent.

"Loves, when I went to the Empress Dowager's Palace yesterday, there was a villain assassinating him in broad daylight..."

"Your majesty is wise!" Xiao Fang's words were interrupted by a high-pitched chant, Zhang Xiangcheng raised his hands and knelt down: "Your majesty, I have a book to play."

"??" Although Xiao Fang had never been a leader, he felt that it was impolite to interrupt others casually like this: "Say, what's the matter?"

"My minister Shen Huaihua General Ji Yunqi neglected his duties and was disloyal in his position, causing thieves to sneak into the palace one after another. Fortunately, the emperor's blessings were all in the sky, and there was no disaster or disaster. I thought that how important the defense of the palace is, how could he be tolerated?" So slack."

The hairs all over Xiao Fang's body are about to explode—is it possible that he is still expected to punish Ji Yunqi?What's going on with this group of people, are you teaming up to play with him?

And looking at Ji Yunqi's serious appearance, how could he be a dereliction of duty?

Yes, he just follows his mother and is a dog.

"Eunuch Zhang said carefully," someone came out behind Ji Yunqi: "The defense of the palace was originally in charge of the minor general, but the queen mother often invites the master to enter the palace to pray for blessings. Now the Xihua Gate has long been guarded by General Luo."

"What do you mean?" Zhang Xiangcheng screamed as if someone had strangled his neck, "Do you have any objections to the Queen Mother's arrangement?"

Ji Yunqi raised his hand to stop the man's words, and calmly replied: "Eunuch Zhang, the Xihua Gate is lax. I have reminded General Luo several times that when the emperor was assassinated yesterday, there was no one guarding the Xihua Gate. If you dare to ask Eunuch, what is General Luo about?" And whose will is it?"

"Ji Yunqi, do you still dare to argue?" Zhang Xiangcheng completely lost his respect in front of the Queen Mother, and jumped up with his head held high: "Your Majesty! Please punish Ji Yunqi!"

"Eunuch Zhang," Xiang Yu, who was standing on the other side, also said slowly, "General Luo was drunk in the brothel, and he is still not sober, right?"

Xiao Fang could see that the general of the universe felt that it was not enough to turn one place of Guangxi Huamen into a ticket-free office, and he had to turn all the palace gates into sieves.

The place where he met the assassin twice was indeed not far from Xihua Gate.

Zhang Xiangcheng did not dare to choke with the Queen Mother and his father, so he could only scream with a sharp throat: "Your Majesty, it is also the Queen Mother's intention to hand over the full power of the palace defense to General Luo. The Queen Mother just told the minister this morning that Ji Yunqi has bad intentions. Punish him!"

Someone behind Ji Yunqi stepped out immediately, and before he could speak, he retreated silently under Ji Yunqi's gaze.

"Ah."

Obviously his mother dragged him to make up a sentence before leaving yesterday

——This Zhang Xiangcheng looks like a counterfeit drug seller, not a good person.

With the majestic support of his mother, Xiao Fang straightened his waist, straightened his clothes, went down the steps steadily, and came to Zhang Xiangcheng.

"Eunuch Zhang, did the Queen Mother tell you this morning?"

"It's true."

Zhang Xiangcheng saw Xiao Fang's gentle tone, and just as a three-point winner's smile appeared on his face, his eyes went dark, and something approached him, hitting the bridge of his nose, and fell on his back with a groan.Everyone was shocked.

"Give the full power of the defense of the palace to General Luo, Ji Yunqi has bad intentions, is it all the Queen Mother's words?"

Xiao Fang blew on his fist coolly: "The Queen Mother also told me a famous saying, 'I never said this sentence'. Come here! Take him down for me!"

Immediately outside the hall, the forbidden army entered.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but he seemed to hear the voices of many people who were relieved.

Xiaoyuan trotted down dog-leggedly, and asked, "May I ask the emperor, which celebrity's famous quote is this?"

Xiao Fang is very satisfied with his performance of being good at picking up jokes this time.

"Lu Xun."

Ji Yunqi on the side was looking at Zhang Xiangcheng who was foaming at the mouth in disbelief. As soon as these two words fell into his ears, his heart seemed to stop beating.

He watched Xiao Fang triumphantly lead Xiao Yuan away into the apse, and couldn't help pressing his heart, repeating in a low voice: "Lu Xun..."