After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

"You son of a bitch, you can't earn 500 million, huh...you understand."

Xiao Fang cried out loudly.

Mao Liu is such a bastard, he shouldn't have been greedy for such a cheap thing in the first place!

Although from another point of view, it can be regarded as solving the big problem of the queen mother, but this feeling of living under the power of my mother again is simply hard to describe.

Xiao Fang climbed onto the sedan chair with a bitter face, and Xiao Yuan followed beside him attentively, repeatedly praising: "The queen mother is worthy of being a queen mother, Mount Tai collapsed in front of her without changing her face, no wonder the emperor is so courageous."

Xiaoyuan had heard from Cat Liu before that, facing a talking sales cat, Xiao Fang calmly boarded the pirate ship without any fear, no no, he went to the time travel appointment.

Sure enough, the tiger mother has no dogs.

"Your uncle." Xiao Fang replied weakly, not thinking that this was a compliment.

He didn't ask what his mother's "reading thousands of books" was about, but according to his mother's urination, apart from high-speed racing without braking and extreme drift, his mother wouldn't be so obsessed with any book.

Life is so difficult, he let out a long sigh, looked up at his watch, and saw that his income had increased by two yuan.

Forget it, bear with it.

A guard trotted up from behind, and knelt down beside the sedan chair, holding something high in both hands: "Your Majesty, what should I do with this thing?"

Xiao Fang suddenly remembered that he should have nothing in his sleeve, but at a critical moment, the sword in his sleeve appeared out of thin air, and he immediately looked intently.

Sure enough, what the imperial guard was holding was a straight, slender, silvery...frozen octopus?

Because the waist was hit on the top of the hero's head, it was broken from the middle, and he was baring his teeth, staring straight at Xiao Fang.

A look of death.

Xiao Fang almost fell off the sedan chair: "What...what's the situation!"

Xiaoyuan obediently stepped forward to take the hairtail, dismissed the imperial army, approached her, and whispered: "Congratulations, Your Majesty."

Xiao Fang: "??"

"Didn't Mao Liu tell you before that I will give you a portable space. There has been no movement before, and I can't be sure where the portable space is. I didn't expect you to find it yourself first."

When he said this, Xiao Fang suddenly realized, and touched his sleeve in disbelief: "My sleeve is connected to the portable space? What kind of portable space is this?"

He used to play games, and his homeland in the Mountains and Rivers Sheji map has everything, armor, medicines and weapons can be produced and sold by himself, and he can also catch monsters to help him.

Even in novels, people's portable space is full of treasure bags, such as treasures and magic tools, just another Doraemon.

What's the matter with a salted fish falling out of his sleeve?

Strength ridicule?

"Don't worry," Xiaoyuan comforted him in a low voice: "The portable space provided by our company is sponsored by the salesman himself, and it is randomly assigned to each time-traveling customer. Looking at you like this, you should It's your sleeve attached to someone's refrigerator."

"Fuck! This is a fucking portable space!" Xiao Fang almost jumped up: "This is theft, okay! Theft!"

"Don't be angry, it's not theft. Our company will advance the money to someone with equal value for the things taken out of the refrigerator, and then deduct the corresponding amount from your income, so... at best, it's a forced buy and sell ..."

"Buy and sell by force... No, that's not the point! Why is it such a junk, what's the promised map of Shanhe Sheji?"

"Hey, look at what you said, the map of Shanhe Sheji is an orange outfit, so how can it be a gift? What we give away are all gray-level equipment."

Xiao Fang's face turned blue and pale, he had nothing to say, now only the numbers on the watch could comfort his wounded heart.

Xiaoyuan didn't have much confidence in comforting herself, but then she thought of something else: "Actually, you should also be thankful, your portable space is considered good, last time Mao Liu was complained by a customer."

"how?"

"That person's hat was connected to a space gift, but he was a little unlucky. I don't know whose toilet it was connected to. The first time I reached in, I just caught up with someone squatting..."

"Damn it! Shut up!" Xiao Fang hurriedly shouted to stop, if Xiaoyuan was allowed to continue talking, he would have no psychological shadow.

But his hands fumbled in his sleeves for a long time, but there was still nothing.

"A gift..." Xiaoyuan understood his doubts, and said with a smile: "There are CDs, do you know how to cut CDs? You can only get one after midnight every day."

Xiao Fang was completely powerless to get angry, lying on his back in the sedan chair, he felt desolate, and music was slowly playing around him

——There are happy people everywhere in the world, why can't I be counted as one... Love needs to be more frustrated and more courageous...

Xiao Fang jumped out of the sedan chair in a jerk, remembering that he hadn't found Xiaoyuan to settle this problem.

"What's going on here?" He pulled Xiaoyuan aside, pointed at his head, "I...why do I still have BGM in my head, huh?"

And every time the song is specially adapted to the occasion, mocking and pulling hatred to the full level.

"Oh oh oh," Xiaoyuan is quite familiar with these businesses: "This...you know, some companies always seek cooperation from our company, planting some advertisements, free trial listening and so on."

"so what?"

Xiaoyuan coughed: "This is our cooperation with X Yiyun Music. You see, when you usually watch X Qiyi, there is also an opening advertisement in front of it. Our boss thinks it is too inhumane to put up an announcement, so we thoughtfully put on some music for trial listening... ..."

Xiao Fang understood: "You still expect me to be a member to advertise, right? Don't even think about it! Let me tell you! I'll just listen to it!"

"Okay, if you don't recharge, don't recharge," Xiaoyuan muttered in a low voice: "I'm not willing to pay eight yuan a month, and it's not enough for the chip cost."

"What's wrong with the eight dollars, that's also money...wait..." Xiao Fang suddenly reacted: "Didn't you say before that you can't implant the chip?"

"Ah, this..." Xiao Yuan looked around and said to him: "Your Majesty, look, this flower blooms really beautifully."

"Your uncle!" Xiao Fang grabbed Xiaoyuan's collar: "Say! Believe it or not, I will castrate you!"

The two looked down at the same time.

Xiao Fang changed his words: "Believe it or not, I chopped you up!"

"Don't, if I go back, I have to write a death report and deduct the bonus. It's not convenient for you, is it?"

The hero Xiaoyuan didn't suffer from the immediate loss, and quickly replied with a sad face: "I tell you, isn't it okay? Isn't the advertising chip cheap? The installation and maintenance of the system chip are quite expensive. You see, the system is not as caring and humane as I am. right?"

"Actually, labor is cheap, right?" Xiao Fang said coldly, "Xiaoyuan! You fucking call Mao Liu! Call now!"

"Okay," Xiaoyuan knew she was wrong, and seeing Xiao Fang was angry, she quickly picked a flower from the nearby flowerbed, put it in her ear, and whispered, "Hey, is Mao Liu there? Ah, yes, I am Xiaoyuan, you didn't go out to run clients today, yes, just now the time travel gift, portable space and background music all came, the emperor..."

Xiao Fang snatched the flower with his hands: "Mao Liu! You bastard..."

There was a terrified "ah" in the stamen, and a sentence came quickly: "Hello, the user you dialed is running away from customers, please call again later..."

Then hung up with a snap.

"Fuck!" Xiao Fang yelled, but saw Xiao Yuan raised her eyebrows frequently and motioned to him to go behind her.

He turned around and saw Ji Yunqi leading someone running towards him.

"Your Majesty..." Ji Yunqi looked at him strangely, and with his habitual composure, he tried his best to ask the words out of his mouth: "I just heard that there is an assassin, is the Emperor injured?"

Following the weird look in his eyes, Xiao Fang caught sight of the bright red peony pinned to his ear.

"Ji... General Ji..." He squeezed out an awkward yet polite smile: "Do you think... I... I look good?"