After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

"Yo, here? Have you eaten yet?"

"Eat...eat...no," Xiao Fang came to his senses, "See Cong Ruling, what's the next sentence?"

In fact, he himself didn't know what the next sentence was. The cat only told him that he could understand as long as the other party spoke.

"You are welcome!"

The little eunuch smiled and took the onion from his hand, twisting it alluringly.

"Ah, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull harder, bounce, pull, daddy pull, push hard, push hard, push hard, push Kanen to death, ah, wait for Lin, wait, wait Oh, how many? Road, road, road, road, road, road, forest, forest, tenderness, hard to call, a lot, a lot, a lot, read milk, read..."

"Stop!" Xiao Fang yelled, the action of masturbating onions was too obscene, and he couldn't stand it: "You can just jump, what are you masturbating back and forth?"

"I'm sorry for you," the little eunuch bent over and smiled apologetically, "Our company's morning exercises are like this, I'm used to it, I'm used to it. Ah, Lin, Lin, it's so tender, it's so hard to get it out. read……"

Seeing that he still insisted on finishing the dance, Xiao Fang hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, I understand, if you continue singing, some readers will say that our writing is too long, will you accompany me?"

"Isn't it just me!" The little eunuch beat his hands, "I've been waiting for you!"

"What's your name?"

"My surname is Yuan, and they all call me Xiaoyuan."

"Horse...horse monkey shochu?" Xiao Fang looked at him inexplicably: "A big guy in women's clothing?"

"No, no, the name is just a title. I'm actually a gold medalist." Xiaoyuan took Cong aside and served him tea courteously: "May I ask your name?"

"Xiao Fang."

"Yo! Coincidentally, this isn't it!" Xiaoyuan clapped her hands: "No wonder, our master is also named Xiao Fang, Mao Liu came here to find you, it is really the right one!"

"Cat... Cat Liu? Who?"

"It's the cat in the contract with you. My buddy, surnamed Liu, will cross over to his cat when he goes out to solicit customers. The big guys call him Mao Liu. He greeted me just now, and let me stay here. I'll take good care of you here."

It was really catchy, Xiao Fang finally felt more at ease, after all, it is better to be a regular company, and even bring a partner to match: "Are you here to accompany me for a day to steal money? Do you want me to pay?"

"Look at what you said, Mao Liu has already handed over the money to you, the benefactor has already handed over, so you can put your heart in your stomach."

Xiaoyuan suddenly slapped her thigh: "Hey, look at me, what can I do with you? You are a newcomer, do you want to rest for a while, be a horse and kill chickens, and eat some imperial food, or let me chat with you?" chat?"

Look at their service attitude!This is sweet!This is refreshing!

Xiao Fang was slightly relieved, but there was one more important thing than these.

"Well, when I come here this time, being emperor is secondary, and I mainly want to make some money." He was a little shy when talking about this: "I still have rent to pay over there, let's talk about the treatment first. Hey, I heard it's a [-]% commission?"

"Hey, you really said it, it's true," Xiaoyuan took out something in her arms, "how can I say that this order is hard to find in a thousand years, we've been looking for someone for so long, It's only your sense of IQ... No, no, you seized the opportunity, and you get a [-]% commission! The income and expenses of the whole world are counted with you, and you say it yourself, are you amazing!"

Xiao Fang felt that he just heard the suspicious "IQ is touching", but "the income and expenditure of the whole world"... sounds very tempting.

"what is this?"

The thing in Madoka's hand looked like an electronic watch.

"Let me introduce, this is a unique invention of our company, and we have obtained dozens of patents from the Space-Time Patent Office." Xiaoyuan showed him the dial: "This thing can display the national account in real time, look, this button It's the switch."

"So awesome?" Although it looks like it was produced in Yiwu.

Xiao Fang pressed the red button and watched the number on the dial turn red crazily, rising to seven or eight figures in a blink of an eye. It was even hotter than a bull market, and his heart almost jumped out of Tianling Gai.

"So much! Count me as [-]%..."

Before he finished his scream of surprise, he saw that the number quickly dropped back to single digits, and then turned into a negative number like flying.

Xiao Fang: "..."

Madoka: "..."

Xiao Fang trembled his lips, and asked in a crying tone: "Is this... also counted on me?"

"For a while, for a while," Xiaoyuan coughed, "It's okay, it will rise back in a while..."

Before he finished speaking, the dial started to rise again, and before Xiao Fang grinned from the bottom of his heart, it fell to the limit again in a blink of an eye.

Xiao Fang's face turned pale. It's not that he misheard when he co-authored "IQ Touching" just now. If he didn't pay attention that day and died, just in time for the price limit, wouldn't he be in debt for a lifetime?

You have to choose a good time to die, isn't that what you're talking about?

Everyone is a house slave and a car slave, so what is he?Time travel slave?

"Don't do it! Don't do it! I want to go back!" Xiao Fang got up and was about to bump into the pillar: "I tell you, you should return my order quickly, isn't your gold master who placed the order in a hurry, hurry up ,I quit."

Xiaoyuan panicked and hugged him by the waist: "Don't, don't worry, everything is easy to discuss."

"There is no need to discuss it!" Xiao Fang was in a hurry: "One day I will be gone, and you help me pay off the debt, and I will discuss it with you."

"Well, this is an unexpected situation that I didn't expect before. Wait a minute. I'll ask Mao Liu to report to you. We only make money and don't owe debts. Do you think this is okay?"

"Cat Liu also cares about this?"

"Come on, our company is the number one travel company in the universe, and the after-sales service is absolutely top-notch. If you have any questions, our two brothers will help you to the end. Don't worry!"

Xiao Fang gasped and stopped struggling: "Is there any discussion??"

"Of course, wait a minute," Xiaoyuan breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the teacup on the table and put it on her ear: "Hello?"

"That's a bowl." Xiao Fang reminded him.

"I know, this is also our company's unique invention patent - everything can make a phone call."

He suddenly made a booing motion, as if he was connected: "Hey, Liu, Xiao Liu? Ah yes, I'm Xiaoyuan, and I'm looking for Mao Liu, where did his cat go? Oh, ok, I see."

Under Xiao Fang's suspicious gaze, he put down the tea bowl and said apologetically, "It's a coincidence that Mao Liu went out to meet a client and was not in the seat. I'll call him another day. Don't worry, it's absolutely fine. on me."

"..." Xiao Fang looked at the teacup, then at Xiaoyuan who had a sincere face, and felt that what he just said was true.

To actually believe the salesman's nonsense, I really have a touching IQ.

Xiaoyuan handed him the watch graciously: "Why don't you take this? It's also convenient to choose a good time to die."

"Thank you, no need, I'm dizzy with money."