After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

Xiao Fang slumped on the bed with his head covered for a long time. After all, being high himself and being high live are two different things. Now he can only pray that the benefactor didn't bring the ball with him.

Xiaoyuan was afraid that his depression would be gone for a while. After explaining for a long time, he understood that he and the benefactor still don't have a tacit understanding, so he can't see clearly. In the future, the tacit understanding will be high...

No more!

Xiao Fang vowed never to use this crap as a lighting effect again.

"Having said so much," he wiped away his tears, and poked his head out of the quilt: "Who is your benefactor?"

"This is a commercial secret, especially since this order is fully covered by the buyer. We cannot disclose the buyer's information without consulting the buyer. This is professional ethics."

Seeing Xiaoyuan's seriousness, Xiao Fang didn't ask any more questions, since it was his place anyway, he only cared about making money.

After Xiaoyuan helped him wash up, she still asked curiously, "What were you excited about just now? Among the clients I have served, this is the first time I have seen such excitement."

"..."

Was he excited?If you don't make any noise, will someone find you cold on the bed in the morning?

But as a seven-foot man, he was too embarrassed to say this directly. After pondering for a while, he asked, "Don't I need to flip the cards tonight?"

"What brand?" Madoka was confused by his nonsensical words.

"It's that kind..." Xiao Fang blushed a little: "That kind of concubine's sign, you can send people here by flipping the sign, that kind of..."

Although it is not easy for him to resist the people of this world to the original owner Jiang Jiang Niang Niang, after all, he might have planned to make Jiang Jiang Niang Niang, but he interrupted him, so he should be responsible after all, right?

But in fact, he is not yet mentally prepared to do anything to others.

Turn over the sign and ask someone to come over, at least he doesn't need to be so afraid, does he?

This is the same as spending money to find a girl and getting someone to help you queue up all night to buy a train ticket.

In ancient people's terms, it is Liu Xiahui, or in another way, it is insane.

"Oh, that," Madoka suddenly realized, "No."

"No?" Xiao Fang was afraid that what they were talking about was not the same thing, so he was worried: "I'm talking about concubines, whoever is the closest, get me here quickly."

Even if he hits the floor.

"I really don't have that," Xiaoyuan stifled his offer and settled for the next best thing: "The Queen Mother, her old man loves her son like a baby, and thinks that no one is worthy of it. It's all empty."

Xiao Fang was in despair.

The little emperor is still a baby boy. It seems that making money is one thing now, and sooner or later he will have to deal with an old hag like the Queen Mother.

Xun watched every day and blindly recommended to him a single dog that "a man who does these few things is true love for you", and did not recommend to him how to deal with a mother boy!

Huh?and many more!

His heart skipped a beat - after the game, there was no concubine, so who was he kissing during the day!

He didn't know, and he didn't dare to ask.

Madoka wasn't there at the time, anyway, he didn't say anything, and the other party didn't have an attack at the time. This matter...or should it be treated as an attempted XX, and it's over?

Xiaoyuan thought that he was in a hurry, and suggested graciously: "If there is a need, can you see me?"

Xiao Fang's jaw dropped in shock: "Need...Need? Are you still in charge of this?!"

"I told you, our company's soul wearing technology is top-notch, and I also wear it. This body is artificially made by the company, and it won't break after use. Customer satisfaction is our highest pursuit."

Xiao Fang feels that the whole person is not very good, and the ground is full of morals that are too broken to pick up.

"Forget it..." After thinking about it for a while, he wanted to stay alone in the dark bedroom again. He hesitated, but still lowered his face: "Then can you sit by the bed for a while, and leave after I fall asleep."

Xiaoyuan thought about what the client was thinking, and immediately understood that he was scared, so she sat down on the ground and said, "No problem, you can go to sleep."

Xiao Fang finally calmed down, this day was still a little exciting, and soon he fell asleep, and he heard Xiao Yuan whispering on the phone as if in a haze.

"Honey, are you asleep? What time is it over there? I miss you too, okay (づ￣3￣)づ."

Before he fell asleep in a daze, Xiao Fang had only one thought in his mind - asshole, can't there be a place to be considerate of single dogs?

Life is too fucking hard.

He didn't know if it was because he was too sleepy, or because the soft bed and quilt were just comfortable to sleep on. He slept until dawn, and Xiao Yuan was no longer there, leaving him a set of plain clothes beside him.

This is what he requested yesterday. Wearing that eye-catching bright yellow, he always has a sense of déjà vu as a moving target.

What's more, he has to get up early to go for a run, so how can he run in that long coat?Although this set is not as light as sportswear, it still binds the legs and wrists, and the fabric is quite sweat-absorbent.

This is a habit he has persisted for several years. Since one day when he was in college, he gradually started to get up early to go for a run on the playground, and he could see that familiar figure from the corner of his eye.

After running, he could still pretend to say hello to that person unexpectedly: "Hey, you also run in the morning, let's go back to the dormitory to change clothes, and then go to the cafeteria?"

Sometimes he can get a smiling response, and sometimes he gets a rejection, so he has no idea what the other party is thinking.

But the habit persisted.

He walked out of the palace gate, moved his hands and feet, and ran slowly all the way according to the sketch of the palace city given by Madoka. It is the distance of a circle of playground.

Along the way, he met many palace officials and imperial guards who saluted him, and he didn't dare to look at him jogging. Of course, he didn't dare to open his eyes to look at him, for fear that people would see him as a counterfeit—although the possibility was very high Small.

Madoka's service is so warm and in place, he is too embarrassed to doubt the company's number one soul penetration technology.

After running slowly for a few laps like this, he began to try to run at variable speeds. He had just run for two rounds when there was a sound of hurried footsteps approaching him.

Xiao Fang turned his head and saw a young man with a square head and big eyes running towards him in a daze.

The man had just turned the corner, when he saw him, he was stunned for a moment, but seeing that he was also running away, without hesitation, he ran over with his long legs, brushing Xiao Fang's shoulder.

Hey!Xiao Fang's petulant temper came up, he couldn't do anything else, how could he run 12 meters in [-] seconds, this man actually overtook him with his nostrils up in the sky!Can this provocation be tolerated?

Without saying a word, he ran after him, and he was about to overtake him with his scud.

The man looked back and saw that he was catching up, and Niu Jin also came up, panting heavily and desperately stuck in the road in front of Xiao Fang.

The two strangers, who had only met once, relied on a strong force, like wild dogs running loose, chasing each other for several laps, until the chaotic footsteps of the imperial guards sounded around.

"catch him!"

That stunned-headed young man was quite loyal, he tilted his head to Xiao Fang: "Run this way!"

Xiao Fang didn't even think about it, and ran towards the front hall.

This kind of madness reminded him of Huang Bo in the crazy stone, running without me and with messy hair.

After all, why did he run away?

It's been a long time since he ran so violently, Xiao Fang felt that his heart, liver and lungs seemed to be torn into pieces. Although he didn't understand what was going on, he really couldn't run anymore.

Several auspicious vats were placed in front of and behind the three main halls. When he passed by the second vat, he finally stopped, holding the side of the vat and gasping for breath.

"Run!" The young man urged him, stomping his feet, "You idiot!"

Xiao Fang was out of breath, and when he heard footsteps coming from a distance, he crawled in reflexively along the edge of the vat.

In fact, as early as when he visited the Forbidden City, he was very impulsive to squat in and try it out.

"What are you doing!" The young man turned pale in shock, and asked him, lying on the side of the tank: "This corner is not safe! You will be arrested if you do this!"

Xiao Fang didn't have the strength to fight with him, he just waved his hands panting heavily, telling him to leave quickly, the man wanted to stretch out his hand to pull him out, but after a few unsuccessful attempts, he could only run away by himself.

The imperial army swarmed in and surrounded the auspicious vat. They looked out and saw Xiao Fang squatting inside, blushing and neck thick with exhaustion. Everyone looked at each other, knelt down and saluted, and then lined up to chase away.

Not long after, the young man poked his head over the side of the tank again, his eyes widened in surprise: "Why didn't you get caught? It's really safe here!"

Xiao Fang gasped and raised his head—is this man a wild donkey?It's too good to run. Is it coming back after another lap?How can you keep your face from blushing and your heart beating?

Before he could speak, the young man also jumped in: "Then I'll hide here too."

It was a little crowded for two people to squat in the tank, Xiao Fang took a breath, and before he could decide whether to ask the strong man his name first, or which hilltop you were from, or just let him stay away from him, the forbidden army surrounded Jixiang cylinder.

"catch him!"

The young man struggled desperately until he was kidnapped: "Why don't you catch him! It's not fair! It's not fair!"

A forbidden soldier with a beard who looked like an officer reached into the tank, helped Xiao Fang, who was running weakly, and knelt down: "The assassin has been captured, and the emperor is frightened."

Assassin... Assassin? !

He may sometimes, occasionally, have a worrying IQ, but he is not so completely stupid.

The assassin who ran into the palace, who else could he assassinate?

Fortunately, the assassin this time was even more intelligent than him.

The corners of Xiao Fang's mouth twitched a little, feeling that he had just had a track and field competition with the assassin who came to assassinate him, where friendship came first and competition came second.

also lost...

He rubbed his neck with lingering fear, thinking that he should ask Xiaoyuan for that watch, and in case something happened, he would try his best to choose a good time.

But having said that, he still doesn't know what kind of person his original body is.

I don't know what the story of the book he wore was.