After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

Xiao Fang was protected by the imperial army, and not long after he was safely sent back to the bedroom, Xiao Yuan hurried over.

"Brother Zu, what's the matter? It's been a long time since I saw you, why are you so haggard?"

Xiao Fang's face was pale, his eyes were sunken, he stared blankly at the delicacies on the table, he had no appetite at all.

He is now thinking about the cosmic mystery of the origin of human beings - who am I, where am I, what did I do before...

Madoka forced him to wake him up.

"Xiao Yuan," he asked tremblingly, "Why are there assassins?"

"Did the assassins in the morning scare you?" Xiaoyuan also heard a few simple words from the imperial guards when she came, and comforted him while laying out vegetables, "Oh, there's nothing to be afraid of, there are plenty of imperial guards in the palace." , will not let the assassin approach you."

Xiao Fang looked at him inexplicably, he really had no face to say that he had squatted in the same tank with zero distance from the assassin.

Xiao Yuan brought the dishes to Xiao Fang: "And you are the emperor, which emperor has never seen a hundred or eighty assassins, just get used to it."

Xiao Fang reluctantly took a few bites, and it took him a long time to remember what he wanted to ask: "Xiaoyuan, where is my system?"

"What system?"

"I see that people wear books, once they pass through, they have their own system, which can talk in the brain, assign tasks, redeem points, etc. It can also automatically read the memory of the original owner, who is who he is, who is others, before What's going on, what's going to happen after that, it's clearly arranged."

No wonder he felt that something was wrong, he was too muddleheaded this trip, except for Xiao Yuan, everyone else's eyes were smeared, it was really like traveling to an unfamiliar place.

"You asked a good question," Xiaoyuan said confidently, "Our company's soul wear technology is top-notch, and it is absolutely as real as if you came here by yourself."

"No, I'm not talking about soul penetration technology... I'm asking about the system..."

"Yes, think about it, you are a living person, you don't have a chip in your brain, and you don't have a system to talk in your brain when you go to work, right? The original owner is an emperor who was born and raised by himself, how can he have any system? What about talking?"

Xiao Fang was speechless—this logic seemed irrefutable, yes, why would a system appear in people's minds inexplicably?

"However, it seems quite convenient to have a system."

Xiaoyuan waved her hand disdainfully: "Let me tell you about the situation in the industry, assigning tasks to collect points or something, it's like going on a group tour, you are forced to do the tasks in front, and they can get commissions from the Time Travel Bureau later Yes, you still think that is a good thing?"

"So dark?" Xiao Fang was taken aback, this was the first time he heard of such a thing.

"And if there is a system, you will be forced to do what you don't want to do, and you will be punished if you don't do it right. What kind of headache and myocardial infarction do you like?"

"I don't like it..." Xiao Fang was actually a little persuaded again.

"This is terrible? We have no missions during this trip. It's considered free travel. You can do whatever you want, OOC? It doesn't exist! Say it yourself, free travel and group travel, you like which one?"

"Of course it's free travel..."

"That's right," Xiaoyuan patted her thigh in agreement, "So since it's free travel, and since it doesn't matter OOC, what happened before and after the original owner has nothing to do with you, just let it go and enjoy it. Do you think that's the reason? "

"It's true," Xiao Fang was almost brainwashed, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief when he saw Xiaoyuan, and suddenly realized something: "That's not right!"

Madoka was terrified by him: "What's wrong?"

"What did the original owner do before, why someone wanted to assassinate, what will happen to me later, and who is around, I need to know!"

"This... Look, what you did before, it's all gone, what about the assassin? That thing is like dumpling, it's there every now and then, don't worry about him! I know everyone in the palace, I want to know which one, I Let me tell you! What about the next thing, do you know what the butterfly effect is?"

"The butterfly in the Amazon River?"

"Yes, a butterfly in the Amazon River flaps its wings once in a while, and it can cause a tornado in Texas two weeks later."

Xiaoyuan spoke so confidently that Xiao Fang couldn't tolerate the slightest doubt: "You see, the fact that you have passed through is like a butterfly flapping its wings, and things will definitely change after that, so books are just a medium. The plot is just floating clouds, so you can do whatever you want."

Xiao Fang bowed down, on the matter of blind beep beep, he can't say that he can't beat these old fritters who practice their words every day.

But he was always uneasy, especially when he saw Xiaoyuan's expression of [Maye finally fooled her.jpg], he always felt that something was weird.

"No matter what..." He felt that he had to struggle no matter what, and it was too embarrassing to be persuaded like this: "What kind of book is this? Anyway, let me know the brief introduction of the copywriting, I am the protagonist ?"

"Okay." Seeing that he wanted an answer no matter what, Madoka could only surrender: "But I have to look it up for you."

Xiao Fang was surprised: "You don't know?"

"The thing is like this, we only belong to the time travel company, and a special spoiler company needs to be responsible for spoilers."

"..." Xiao Fang was speechless, this is the first time I heard that time travel and spoiler are still separate.

"Let me tell you this, the more formal a large company is, the more specialized it is in a project, just like the medicine that claims to cure all diseases must be Xibei products, do you think it makes sense?"

Xiao Fang was persuaded again in a hopeless manner.

"Then where do I find a spoiler company?"

"This is so easy to handle! Our company has a professional spoiler company partner, you can register as a member of their company through me, and it will be done in a second."

"Okay, register quickly!" Although Xiao Fang knew that the so-called partners were tricky, but at this point, he had to register.

"Ding!" Xiaoyuan stared at the air for a moment, and sure enough, it only took a second before she showed a successful smile: "Registration is complete, congratulations on becoming an ordinary member of the No. 1 spoiler company. Now I will help you log into the spoiler system, please wait a moment."

"..." Xiao Fang was deeply aware of a kind of uneasiness. The name of this company is simply unlucky. It is God's blessing that it did not close down.

Xiaoyuan over there raised her hands as if possessed by an evil spirit, her fingers trembling convulsively in the air, Xiao Fang watched with trembling lips, and the regret level soared to max.

Using poles is not a business, you have to read the instruction manual before buying something - such a simple old saying, why can't he remember it?

The tears that are shed now are all cat hair stuffed into his brain by Mao Liu.

He covered his heart to stabilize his emotions, watched patiently for a while, and still couldn't help asking curiously: "What are you doing?"

"Typing," Xiaoyuan asked in surprise, "Isn't that how you all type on the keyboard in the office?"

Xiao Fang was powerless to refute, but suddenly realized something: "Why do you have a system over there?"

"That's a good question," Madoka replied enthusiastically while busy with work, "I'm an employee's internal system."

"Oh, by the way, can you help me connect to my home phone?"

Although it was only four days over there, it took a long time for Xiao Fang, and he was unfamiliar with the place, which seemed to be a danger, and he was quite homesick.

"I'm really sorry, this call can only be made within the company, and I can't help you call home."

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

Xiao Fang cursed secretly in his heart - what he was talking about with Xiao Yuan was the forbidden love in the office.

After fiddling with Xiaoyuan for a long time, she finally smiled: "Okay, the system is logged in, what did you want to check just now? Come one by one."

"Am I the protagonist?"

"I, yes, the main character, right?" Xiaoyuan finished typing each word, and put on a professional smile: "You...although you are not the main character, but you are a very important supporting... supporting role..."

Xiao Fang looked at Xiaoyuan's uneasy tongue, and chased after him: "What is the name of this book, and what is it about?"

Xiaoyuan glanced quickly, her smile gradually froze, and she asked cautiously, "Have you read the book "Sound of Mountains and Rivers"?"

Listening to Ersheng, Xiao Fang shook his head: "I haven't read it, but the title of this article is very cool."

Madoka also agreed, clicking her tongue while browsing.

"Isn't that right, look at this note—kiss, here I suggest changing it to "Accidentally Became the General's Favorite", "The Whole World Knows that the General Dotes on Me", "Marrying the General Turns out to Be My Lover" What about The Queen. But the author admits to death and doesn’t change anything, so it’s so cold, and now he’s still begging for food on the side of the road.”

Xiao Fang agreed with lingering fear: "I understand, there is a beggar in our family."

"What?"

"It's okay, you continue to talk, what is this article about?" Xiao Fang had a bad feeling about the third Jinjiang style name, why did he become a queen after marrying a general?

"Oh," Xiaoyuan hooked her index finger, looking like she was scrolling a mouse, and read seriously: "This article is about, because he couldn't bear to see the people in the world live in dire straits, the male protagonist responded to all calls, changed dynasties, established the Ji family dynasty, and finally prospered the country. s story."

"So that's it. It sounds good, but such a historical drama doesn't attract many people, so it's no wonder it's cold."

People like Xiao Fang have read countless articles, and can even make up their minds. If this article is made into a film and television, more than [-]% of them are in love. Anyway, TV dramas that do not talk about love are hooligans.

He nodded frequently, finally calmed down and took a few mouthfuls of food, and realized in a blink of an eye: "Wait, that's not right... I don't seem to have anything to do with it? So where is our current plot going?"

"Let's now..." Xiaoyuan typed a few more words: "We're still just at the wedge."

Xiao Fang trembled. According to general experience, the characters appearing in the wedge usually do not end well: "What did the wedge say?"

"Talk..." The corner of Xiaoyuan's mouth twitched, and she replied with a smile: "It's about the male lead who killed the king and forced the palace to usurp the throne."

"?"

"??"

"???"

It sounds like the male protagonist is so fucking handsome!The question is which king to kill?Whose position are you usurping?

I can go to your uncle!

Seeing that his life is about to die, he still acts as an emperor, earning a lot of money!

Damn Xipi, the dead cat tricked him!

In this situation, if you don't lie down, when will you wait?

"How happy is life, why bother to die," Xiao Fang's soul has already flown out [-]% to [-]%, with a Buddhist smile on his face, all four things are empty: "Take out your watch and let me have a look, let me choose a good time to die .”