After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

Xiao Fang failed to die on the spot as he wished, and was pulled back from the gate of hell by Madoka's three-inch tongue.

"Don't be in a hurry to go back," Xiaoyuan persuaded earnestly: "You can see through the text, how many of you just came here smoothly? It's like you going to an amusement park. Who will look at it if you're not a little nervous? .”

Xiao Fang's lips are blue - watching other people's stimulation and experiencing stimulation by himself are obviously two different things.

He likes to watch others turn around and attack, but he doesn't like others to watch him roll and crawl, playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

No wonder Mao Liu asked him, "Do you want to play something exciting?"

What a fucking thrill!

Goodbye, goodbye, and I don't want to accompany you!

Xiaoyuan continued to chatter with him: "It's like this in the original book. Once you come here, you don't necessarily have to follow the original plot. You are the emperor, and you have the final say on how to develop in the future!"

"I have the final say? I obviously mean to let it go," Xiao Fang wished he could strangle him to death: "I told the male lead not to kill the king and usurp the throne, so he listened to me?"

Forget it, it's better not to struggle, he intends to put on a good posture, and just live a short life in such an ordinary way.

"No, no, hasn't this happened yet!" Xiaoyuan hurriedly pinched the other person: "And didn't I say, the butterfly effect, the butterfly effect, you can change the whole situation with one word and one action! It's fun to wear books, isn't it?"

These words were like enlightenment, and Xiao Fang, who was trembling, suddenly woke up.

That's right, he has also seen countless people who wear books!Scan the entire station, either dressed as cannon fodder, or dressed as a villain, no one will watch the protagonist dressed as Wei Guangzheng.

There are usually two ways for cannon fodder villains to save their lives

--First!The value of force is fully activated, killing all directions, torturing scum and slapping faces, all the way to the pinnacle of life...

Forget it, a war scum like him, let's wash up and sleep, dreams have everything.

——Second, of course, hurry up and hug your thighs!

As long as the thighs are hugged well, the romance can be broken into crispy ducks, and the cannon fodder who only lives one episode can also grab the lead script!

Then, the following plot is usually like, accidentally hugging the thigh over the head, originally just wanted to survive, but was cut off halfway.

The cool and domineering male protagonist smiled charmingly, propping his strong arms against the wall, enclosing him in a narrow corner, breathing hot breath in his ears

——Your Majesty, are you satisfied with what you see?

Then he blushed embarrassingly, but still stubbornly looked up at the other party, and answered with a voice as thin as a mosquito

—give money.

No matter what kind of emperor, devil, lord and regent he is, he will all become a wife-loving madman, pouring a lot of money from the sky, and get whatever he wants.

(￢_￢) Wonderful!

To survive!Only by surviving can you earn more money!Who is Jie Cao, I'm sorry I don't know!

Xiao Fang also took a look at his own appearance yesterday. The blood of emperors from generation to generation is not given for nothing. Apart from his wretched smile and cowardly coercion, everything else is very good.

OK!Right now, the No.1 life goal is to hug the hero's thigh!

Dry!Who is the hero!

Seeing countless joys and sorrows flashing across his eyes, Xiaoyuan clapped her hands knowingly: "I see, you want to know which one is the male lead, right?"

"..." Xiao Fang suspected that he actually had a reading system in his mind, but he didn't read it into the system: "Yes, who is the hero?"

From this point of view, it doesn't matter if there is no system. Isn't there still a place to accompany you? Just ask if you have anything to do.

"Male lead..." Xiaoyuan's expression became serious.

Xiao Fang was also nervous: "What's wrong?"

"Based on my years of accompanying experience, this may involve deep spoilers. Let me check for you." Xiaoyuan looked apologetic: "Ah, it really is a deep spoiler."

"What happened to the deep spoiler?"

"In-depth spoilers are the key points that may seriously affect the follow-up plot," Xiaoyuan quickly typed into the system: "Do you want to know the results of the spoilers quickly, or complete through the task prompt?"

Xiao Fang couldn't stop eating this meal, and he smiled politely with Mahler Gobi: "Quick, thank you."

"Quick spoilers are only available to senior members. The annual membership fee for senior members is 998 yuan. Now is the last day of the promotion. It only costs 598 yuan. Do you need to recharge? If you miss it, wait for another year."

"Go (ノ｀Д)ノ!"

Xiao Fang is going to blow up, stealing money! This is it!He didn't earn a fortune, and he planned to squeeze oil from him!

"You don't have to be a member, you can do tasks and spend some time, do you think it's okay?"

"Okay, mission reminder!" Anyway, he has plenty of time.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry," Xiaoyuan is also a person who has experienced many battles, and has a very good temper, and hurriedly comforted: "Let me help you see, this mission prompt is also quite simple, the hero's name is three Let’s look at the second letter of his name first.”

"Wait a minute," Xiao Fang hurriedly stopped him: "Isn't it three words? Why start with the second one? What's his last name?"

Xiaoyuan looked at him hesitantly, with eyes full of "My dear, I have met a mentally handicapped client and I am considering whether to send him back directly".

The two looked at each other affectionately for a while, and then Xiao Fang suddenly remembered that what Xiaoyuan said just now——the hero established the Ji family dynasty.

"Okay." He painfully covered his only IQ: "The second word, how do you say it?"

"The message of the second word has been sent, ah..." Xiaoyuan stuck, "I'm sorry."

Xiao Fang's heart seemed to have gone through thousands of tempers in a short period of time, and it became like steel: "Tell me, I can hold on."

"You signed a contract with Mao Liu, so the registration information is not related to me. The spoiler company sent the information to Mao Liu's computer. I will call him now and ask him to forward it to me. Your spoon Do you use it, if you don’t need it, can you lend me a phone call?”

Xiao Fang heaved a sigh of relief, startled him, thought it was a big deal, saw Xiao Yuan was about to stick the spoon to his ear, thought of another matter, and quickly grabbed Xiao Yuan.

"By the way, when Mao Liu fooled me before, he said that he would give me a pair of clothes, get a set of clothes, and carry space. Where are these things?"

"Hey, I don't know about that. This is a welfare sponsorship from Mao Liu himself. I'll ask him for you."

Xiaoyuan gave him a thumbs up with a smile on her face, indicating that there was no problem at all, and then quickly straightened her expression, it seemed that the call was connected.

"Hey, Liu! Cat Liu? That's right, I'm Xiaoyuan, where is Cat Liu? Not here, okay, I see, he's back and ask him to call me back."

Xiaoyuan put down the spoon and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Mao Liu has been very busy recently and is not in the office."

"..." Xiao Fang looked at him with mixed emotions: "Actually, I wanted to ask before, your company has the money to develop this useless 'everything can call', why don't you equip the salesman with a mobile phone ..."