The disaster of the cannon fodder cadres with superpowers

Maybe someone noticed a detail.

That is, when cadre A was avoiding trouble [escape in embarrassment], he did not explain to Lihua who was sitting on the tree trunk.

Will it cause more trouble?

After all, Lihua is with ghosts.

In view of Saiki Sorasuke's level of troublemaking, under normal circumstances, cadre A will indeed be on strict guard against him.But now, he doesn't care anymore.I declare in advance that this is definitely not because of being scared off by some ghost's brain supplement, but because the superpower thinks that Saiki Kongsuke should not want to see him stay in this world longer because of his own whim. time.

As it turned out, Cadre A was correct.

Not long after he evacuated, the figure of the robot cat Lihua appeared behind him.

But cadre A didn't know that the ghost standing on the tree fell into the doubt of "does the cat hate me" because the two of them left one after the other.

Everything that followed was smooth.

Find Shitou brothers, see that they are safe and sound, and then leave with the end of the firework festival, etc.

Late night

Officer A also followed Dazai Osamu's words and came to the address of the Manshi Bliss Sect.

When it comes to this religion, he feels inexplicably familiar.

Well, at that time, because I wanted to catch up with them, I didn't pay much attention to the Eternal Bliss Cult that Osamu Dazai was talking about.Now, standing on the eaves, and then jumping down to the leftmost room in the corridor, Officer A once again saw the horror of Osamu Dazai.

Being able to become friends with the leader of the Bliss Sect, he really has a way.

No, revise again, because cadre A who knows the part-time status of the leader because of superpowers thinks Osamu Dazai is a lucky man who doesn't even care about death.

He opened the door of the Japanese room, and came to Dazai under the gaze of Osamu Dazai.

[Okay, let me tell you how you recognized me? ] Cadre A cut to the chase.

Osamu Dazai didn't say anything nonsense, pointed to the paper on the low table at hand, and said, "It's this book that brings me here, maybe it's compensation, it gave me the ability to foresee a person's future .”

Officer A's mouth twitched.

Ah, Osamu Dazai's words are only three points credible.

because-

[Didn't the book induce you to commit suicide?Why will you be compensated? 】

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hands, put them beside his face, and made a bouquet gesture.

"Hee hee, I'm Yokohama Tomsu."

Cadre A, who was dazzled by his bright smile, was speechless.But because of Dazai Osamu's words, the superpower user had to continue to ask how deep he said about the ability to foresee the future.

Although cadre A himself still has doubts about Osamu Dazai's words.

【So you can know my development in this world? 】

"Well..." Osamu Dazai put down the bouquet gesture, and then shrugged, "Don't worry, I will know more of your secrets. In fact, I can foresee a person's future, and it can only be used once, and it can only be used once. aspect."

When he said this, he curled his lips, as if he had some dislike for the tasteless one-time ability. Besides the dislike, there was also a slight pity.

Because cadre A turned into a cat or something, after knowing it, it is no longer new.Osamu Dazai is greedy and wants to know more secrets about him.After all, the more he knew, the sooner he could expose the evil face hidden by cadre A.

Although Osamu Dazai's words are only three-point credible, seeing his regretful expression doesn't look like a fake. Officer A said that he should just trust his explanation.

This ability, after being used once, becomes invalid.

Then he probably doesn't know about Doraemon Rika and Saiki Kongsuke.

congratulations.

【What's the matter with your friend? 】

With a relaxed mood, Officer A took the initiative to ask about the person Osamu Dazai mentioned, and of course he is also the owner of the mansion at the moment.

Osamu Dazai said without interest, "It's just someone you can talk to. He is an otaku like you, but to a deeper degree. He works at home all day, can't see the sun during the day, and can only move around at night."

Hearing Osamu Dazai talk about physique, cadre A has some doubts, whether he knows what such a physique means in this world.Being able to chat with such an identity and get along very well, even if he doesn't contact him, Osamu Dazai should be able to live until he dies.

After all, an interesting [troublemaking] soul can be the reason for a ghost to be merciful.

"I mentioned you to him." Osamu Dazai said.

[Then... thank you very much. 】Compared with Osamu Dazai's calm tone, Officer A seemed to be gnashing his teeth.

Yes, gnashing of teeth.

Many situations in the daily life of the disasters of superpowers stem from this.

He is not Amway.

It really doesn't need to be used as a chat material to kill time.

But even if you mention it, it doesn't matter.

After all he is now a cat.

Executive A ignored the words he threw at him, and wanted to know the whereabouts of Atsushi Nakajima and Akutagawa.

"Are you talking about the two of them? Hey, what a disappointment." Dazai Osamu covered his chest with a hurt face, and looked at Officer A, "How do I know about them? After all, the only weak ability I can only use once, but offering I gave it to you."

Now to be asked about the traces of Atsushi Nakajima and Ryunosuke Akutagawa, A is such a badass.

He really misread him.

No, the good expectations for A disappeared.

A is indeed that kind, that kind, the kind of man he mentioned just now, who has evil thoughts hidden under the calm weather.

Osamu Dazai's accusation seems to have worked.

Official A, who had followed his own way of thinking, softened his tone, apologized, and then asked Osamu Dazai what he wanted to talk about.

After chatting according to his heart, he should say some information.

Don't ask cadre A why he is so eager to get their traces, after all, there is a reminder from Saiki Kongsuke, so he doesn't have to worry.Just wait for their call someday.

But if he really listened to Saiki Kongsuke, cadre A thought he might fall into a bigger pit.

It's too embarrassing to summon or something.

He didn't want to be in front of Shi Tou brothers one second, and suddenly disappear in front of them the next second like a cartoon plot.The kind that modern people can understand... Well, in reality, modern people who have not been in contact with the existence of supernatural powers can't understand it, even if there are so many film and television comics as foreshadowing.

Therefore, in order to avoid such troubles, he needs to make some other preparations.

Osamu Dazai expressed his satisfaction with the understanding of officer A, and then started talking nonsense according to his mood.

Although there were many topics, most of them focused on the embarrassing things in the Armed Detective Agency because of the existence of the book.

Osamu Dazai said that books that induce suicide are not just paper books.

Books that use electronic information as an induction mode have also led countless people to commit suicide.

That kind of e-book does not carry viruses, it looks like other e-books, but it can make more people fall for it.For a while, many people stopped surfing the Internet for entertainment, and of course they also stopped the habit of e-reading. More people either choose outdoor activities or watch TV for a living.

"Sasaki Sasaki's electronic magazine also suffered heavy losses. I heard that he is your apprentice?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Officer A nodded.

"In the detective agency, besides me, there are also people who were recruited." Dazai Osamu did not go deep into the topic of Sasaki, but turned to the detective agency, "But it was resolved by Ranpo-senpai. Unexpectedly, when I was recruited However, Senior Luanbu's eyes have become extremely ugly, not because of worry, but because of resistance."

He elaborated on Edogawa Ranpo's reaction, his tone was a little low, "Am I someone Ranpo-senpai doesn't like?"

[Maybe I knew you couldn't die, so I just...] Officer A wanted to explain for Ranpo Edogawa, but when he met Osamu Dazai's pitiful eyes, his fluent answer was interrupted, but soon he resumed , Said [Maybe he used "super reasoning" to find out that you might come here. 】

Osamu Dazai lay flat on the tatami mats, turned his face to the officer A, and said, "Even if that is the case, that would be too much. What if, what if I really die. In the Taisho period, there was a Human ghost!"

The misery of young people is still going on.

But this did not win the sympathy of cadre A.

The reason lies in the miserable words he said.

Osamu Dazai also knows that there are ghosts that eat people in this world.Then turn his head a little, and he will know that his friend who works at home all the year round is a ghost.Getting along with ghosts day and night, does he think his daily life of traveling through time and space is not nourishing enough?Or do you want to use this as capital to show off and prove that he is the most popular man in Yokohama? !

incomprehensible.Even if cadre A knows that Osamu Dazai has the ability to live a long life under the hands of ghosts.

"The setting of ghosts in this world is really strange. Can ghosts eat people? I thought they were ghosts without entities." Speaking of ghosts, Osamu Dazai began to complain, "What can only survive by eating people? It's too ridiculous."

Ok……

It seems so.

Such plots are often portrayed in comics.Perhaps, such a setting is a means to increase the conflict between the two races.According to the setting of the comics to push the reality, one day, the story of ghosts and people will come to an end.

After all, there are not only ghosts in this world, but also ghost swordsmen who fight against ghosts.

"If one day you were to be eaten by a hateful ghost, and the ghost mercifully said that you could leave your last words, what would you say?" One second was still complaining about the ghost, but the next second Osamu Dazai targeted the ghost, An expansion that made Officer A feel uncomfortable was launched.

【I am a cat. 】How could a ghost give up a large prey and eat a cat without any weight.

This expansion is both unreasonable and full of malice from the speaker.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai got up from the tatami, pointed at the cadre A who said he was a cat, and said with accusation in his eyes, "Admit it, admit it. Ever since you became a cat, you have abandoned your previous dignity as a human being. "I'm a cat's answer, it's too foul.If he had a mobile phone, he would definitely record the scene just now.

[Then change. 】

The accused cadre A raised his eyes and replied in a flat tone, 【Before you eat me, please eat Dazai Osamu who has been on the way to commit suicide. 】

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The author has something to say: I watched a clip of a British TV series called "Good Omens" today.So funny, hahahahahahahaha.

There is also a Japanese anime, which you may have seen, "Daily Life of High School Boys", which is very hilarious.

Yanzhu's voice actor is the voice actor of Squad Leader Hui Lu, who is also the voice actor of Yatu Kamui, and Satoshi Hino's voice is absolutely perfect.

感谢在2020-05-2223:23:31~2020-05-2320:55:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of rain;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!