The disaster of the cannon fodder cadres with superpowers

"That's not in line with my principle of refreshing suicide!!!" Osamu Dazai replied to Officer A after being speechless for a second.

Cadre A glanced at him, and then asked, 【Is being eaten by a ghost in line with my standard of death? 】

That kind of pain, normal people don't want to try it.Although he is a superpower, sometimes his body is as stiff as a stone that cannot be pierced by a knife. If a ghost wants to eat him, he may have to consider the strength of his teeth, but this shortcoming does not bring him the slightest pleasure.Even if he will never be killed by a ghost, cadre A does not allow others to assume that he was eaten by a ghost.

"What if, being eaten by a ghost is an opportunity for you to go back?" Dazai Osamu, who didn't lose his interest in the words of Department A, said his guess, but this guess seemed to Director A to continue talking nonsense, "You There should be such a plot in the comics I read. The hero will always turn danger into good fortune at a dangerous moment, and I think the most dangerous moment in this world is to be eaten by ghosts."

【…】

Should he be grateful to Osamu Dazai for treating him as the male protagonist in the manga, or should he complain that there is really a sad male protagonist who "will turn around if he is eaten", and make sure that is not the treatment of a supporting role?

[I think you who were eaten by ghosts should fulfill your dream when you wake up. 】In hell, there should be countless ghosts who are compatible with him, willing to suffer hell fire with him, be reborn and then die.

Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "I've said it all, I want to commit suicide refreshingly, that way is worse than entering the water!"

Into the water……

When cadre A heard him mention these two words, he replied helplessly, 【Do you want to check in every place in Yokohama that has water? ] I have said that the god of death will go out of business when he sees him. Doing this kind of behavior is a white job, because he thinks his daily life is too boring?

"Maybe..." Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin, thinking seriously, "Every tree is fine." After all, Yokohama seems to be able to bear his weight, and there are many trees that can fulfill his dream of suicide.This method of wrapping the neck with a rope will at least not let his body get wet, which is very in line with the refreshing requirements.

Hopeless.

Waiting to die... Osamu Dazai really can't die.

Tsk, in that world, Osamu Dazai is the hero.Just referring to the artistic processing of real writers and authors, the Osamu Dazai in front of him has more tenacious vitality than a cat with nine lives.

Cadre A does not want to continue on this issue.

So, I asked him about his experience of meeting the leader of the Bliss Sect.

Although cadre A may get Dazai Osamu's more stomach-ache talk, he thinks it should be slightly nutritious than the boring talk of "being eaten by a ghost".

"Tong Mo? Hey, I told you he's an otaku." Osamu Dazai folded his hands behind his head and said quietly, "The place where I met him also happened to be a place where all men go, Huajie There."

【…】

I have a little stomachache.

The otaku went to Huajie, no, it was the leader of the Bliss Sect who went to Huajie. He wanted to save all sentient beings from Huajie?

Well, if he is concerned about his identity as a ghost, then it is obvious that the leader went to Huajie to satisfy his appetite.

The reason why Osamu Dazai went was probably because he wanted to find like-minded suiciders.

Flower Street can be big or small.If there is no fate, no matter how small the area of ​​Huajie is, the probability of them meeting is [-];

Suicide enthusiasts who have traveled to another world and met the leader who saved all sentient beings [come out to look for food] in Huajie, the probability of fulfilling their dreams is unexpectedly high.Osamu Dazai, it seems that no matter where he goes, he is lucky.

[Then, you followed him to the Bliss Sect? 】

Dazai Osamu gave a "hmm", "I didn't expect there to be a so-called church leader in this period. I thought it was very interesting, so I came here. His office is fresh and elegant, and the interior design is also very good. The mud is not stained." The lotus flower is placed next to his seat, which fits very well with his persona."

This is Osamu Dazai's high evaluation of Tong Mo.

As far as cadre A is concerned, it is the same.No matter how beautiful the lotus is, and how it matches Tong Mo's temperament, the real situation is that the leader who saves all living beings is a man-eating ghost.Osamu Dazai, who was brought to the church by ghosts and still lived unscathed until now, is lucky.

"I really want you to talk to him, if you can."

【…】

"I don't know where the words of Atsushi Nakajima and the others are." Osamu Dazai suddenly picked up the topic of resistance before, "But they should be much safer than me, after all, their force value is better. "

[Akutagawa should be very happy to hear your evaluation like this. 】

Dazai didn't speak.

Officer A was also quiet for a while, and then asked Osamu Dazai about his next plans.

Living with a ghost under one roof is always risky.

But Osamu Dazai wanted to continue this risk, not only that, he even invited him to come with him.

after all-

"A white cat would go well with a leader with white oak hair."

[Do you want to court death? ] Cadre A said.Osamu Dazai nodded, and even agreed with Officer A's words, and made a ready posture, forming a large font on the tatami mat, looking at Officer A with burning eyes, and said: "Quickly trample me to death with your meat pad!" Bar."

Cadre A took a step back, chilled by his battle, Dazai Osamu's words were like the upper body of some patients with late stage breast pads.

Hopeless.Perhaps there were not many people who could tolerate his bad character during the Taisho period, so he became more unscrupulous in such an environment.

Some feel sorry for the members of the Armed Detective Agency who will work with him after he goes back.

Although cadre A expands on Dazai Osamu's words, he also knows that he is indeed a bit shackled now that he has become a cat.

Then let him go.

Cadre A stays with the leader of the Bliss Sect who is a ghost, and may be able to understand some of the true meaning of life.

After all, Tong Mo is a ghost, but he is also a senior emotional expert who has lived for a long time.

Considering that his clairvoyance ability was suppressed, he would not be able to know the situation of Dazai Osamu later, so Officer A took the initiative to discuss with him about the subsequent contact matters.

Osamu Dazai complained that there was no air-conditioning in the Taisho period, and during these hot summer days, he could only stay in the Bliss Church for a long time.

Well, the key information has been extracted.

The location is still the Ten Thousand Bliss Sect. If the time is concerned, cadre A will definitely choose it in the middle of the night.

[Then, take care. 】

Cadre A said, and was about to leave.

Then, Osamu Dazai was reluctant.

"Hey, aren't night owls in the middle of the night when they are energetic?"

"If you rush back now because you want to sleep, then..." Osamu Dazai supported his head with one hand, and patted the spacious tatami with the other, "It's also possible here. Cat owners generally accept that cats don't come home late at night, so you Don't worry."

Cadre A did not intend to be moved by his words in the slightest, and did not even want to continue talking about his words.

He pushed open the door of the Japanese room neatly, and then left the address of Wan Shi Bliss Sect with two or three clicks.

The night wind blew in through the gaps in the Japanese room, bringing some refreshment to the slightly stuffy room.But the owner of the room was not in a refreshing mood. He smashed the tatami with clenched hands, and rolled around on the tatami twice in displeasure, with a little boredom on his handsome face.

Uh, cadre A is really a cruel man.

He actually put him in the ghostly Bliss Cult, and ran away without hesitation.

If cadre A is there, it is estimated... Well, according to the setting, people with superpowers cannot know Dazai Osamu's inner voice, so his complaints about Dazai Osamu cannot be received.

In a way, it's gratifying.

Officer A didn't rush back in such a hurry because he was worried about Brother Shi Tou, but he had something to ask Lihua, no, Qi Mu Kongsuke.

About why he turned into a cat.

"That kind of thing is actually easy to understand." The tone of Qi Mu Kongsuke who was called out was also very light, "Although there are ghosts who can eat people in this world, they seem to have great abilities, but for people with superpowers, It is difficult for this world to accommodate you. Therefore, in order to ensure that this world will not be destroyed, the rules restrain you."

It sounds reasonable.

But if that's the case, the world he was born in will be destroyed many times because of his status as a superpower, instead of...

Cadre A didn't say anything, but Saiki Kongsuke understood what he meant.

"There is always a difference between the original world and the different world, Kusuo." Saiki Sosuke smiled, "That's why I will spare no effort to find you. The world where writers live and the world where ghosts exist are different for you. In other words, it’s just a place of travel, and you will eventually return to your parents’ side.”

"I'm still working on how you recover."

The superpower nodded, [Thank you. 】anyway.

The smile on the eyebrows and eyes of the young man in the video deepened, "It's not too late to say that kind of thank you when you really come back. Kusuo, don't forget what I told you. If you don't take positive actions to come back , I might do something you don't want to see."

【…】

The feeling of being moved is only three seconds.

Executive A watched the image of Saiki Sosuke gradually disappear, he sighed helplessly, the daily life of salted fish seemed to be over.Next, he may face more troubles.

The Shi Tou brothers still have a feeling that cadre A goes out late at night.

However, as Osamu Dazai said, they don't care too much about the cat going out.

Because no matter what, Xiaobai will always come back.

If you are ordinary, it is very opinionated.Subconsciously, every time cadre A disappears, it has a premonition that he is dating Lihua.

Maybe, maybe this country cat is also the father of Lihua's child.

Damn it, the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

It's going to fight him.

The kind of life and death.

Cadre A saw Pingtong blocking his intersection with a menacing look, and frowned slightly, but instead of talking to it, he signaled the robot cat, Lihua, to solve the trouble.

"Meow meow meow~"

"Meow~" Pingtong of Ewha Chef heard the voice of the goddess, immediately turned his head, leaned in front of it, and blew rainbow farts.

[Today's pear sister is so cute. ]