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John's well-crafted commercial quickly became popular.The accident caused widespread panic among fans:

【What the hell? But has he stopped making haunted houses?No!I look forward to it now! 】

[Is it true that in the future, the old members of the band will terminate their contracts with Fly one by one, and then join the new entertainment company established by their old partners? 】

Fly's public relations department panicked after receiving this feedback.It was also the news that made a big fuss for no reason. The big boss saw it and came down to ask about it: "What's the matter? You guys give a good blow to the remaining old members and give them some treatment!"

All fans think that Fly is probably the most flustered at the moment, but it's not.

The most affected group... are actually the vampires!

Think about it, the vampires hiding in the crowd, one day an unknown person found this ad, and then found out in horror that Nero, the tyrant lying on the bed and holding flowers, is actually the great elder of Volturi Ah Luo; the men and women who seem to be dancing innocently and carefreely at the bottom, and finally suffocated by the sea of ​​roses, as if they are in pain, are actually the brothers and sisters of the Volturi guards that everyone fears... and that Don't think that they can't recognize the so-called "mysterious lover" without showing their whole body. Isn't that Heidi who is responsible for luring humans among the guard brothers and sisters? !After watching the advertisement, the vampires felt that their ghosts were all bad.

Why did you suddenly shoot such a commercial?This was advertising an auction for an unknown human ghost hunter.

Of course, all these panics are far away from Dan Talin, who is determined to be a good dean.Now he is counting heads one by one: "Aro, Marcus, Jane..."

Not long ago, the Lich King developed a paint that could suppress mildew and moss. After the brothers and sisters of the guards painted it on the outer wall of the second courtyard, they were freed from the endless cleaning of the walls.But Talin feels that now is a good opportunity to take the Volturi out for a walk. Of course, more importantly, he wants to see if there are other business opportunities to replace the idle vampires with new ones. post.

The Volturi took off their ugly overalls and changed back to their original mysterious and frightening cloaks, feeling like they were in another world.Aro and Marcus supported Dantalin with one arm, and the entire team, which could be called a luxury level, quickly moved towards an ordinary residential area in Queens, New York.

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Phoebe is a vampire who loves a challenge.His favorite thing to do is to create newborns everywhere, torture them, and train his opponents. He had been doing this for 100 years, and the Volturi had never seen it.Gradually, this became a proud achievement for him. His growing courage finally suppressed his fear of the Volturi, and his crime location gradually expanded from the outer suburbs to the bustling human gathering area of ​​New York.

Why hide it?Vampires and humans are like wolves and lambs, hunting and being hunted is a matter of course.Look, the nobles of the Volturi, haven't they been aware of his behavior?

Phoebe thought triumphantly, a wicked grin on her lips.He deftly followed the smell, climbed up the residential building with his bare hands, opened the window and landed on the floor without a sound, showing his sharp canine teeth to the bulging bag on the bed in the bedroom.He gently lifted the corner of the quilt: "My dear child—ho!"

There is no shivering child on the bed!The most famous of the Volturi guard brothers and sisters appeared here for some reason, lying stiffly on his side on the bed, his beautiful face was full of anger and hatred, and before Phoebe could react, two more sprang out from the corner of the shadows. The black shadow restrained him severely, and smashed his head to the ground with a powerful hand, making a loud bang.

The young mother sitting in the living room widened her eyes in shock, but Talin comforted her with a toothache: "It's okay... your floor, we will compensate for the damage after it's over..."

In the bedroom, Jane sat up and said bitterly: "It's you... that caused me to sleep on the dirty little bed that humans used to sleep on! You!"

Jane stared fiercely at Phoebe. Just as Phoebe pulled her head out of the floor in pain, her whole body was filled with burning pain, and she screamed, "No—no!"

The clouds covering the waning moon moved away slowly, and the moonlight spilled into the room, illuminating the faces of the other people who had been silent in the shadows.

Phoebe's eyes widened in shock: Eric, Dmitri, Felix...all the Volturi guard brothers and sisters are here, and the one standing in front of them and looking at her coldly is not Volturi Arrow, the first elder of the Li family, and Marcus, the second elder?

Before being tortured by the body burning technique and losing consciousness, Phoebe was still thinking in pain and unbelievable:

………This battle, what are you doing! ?

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It's not a battle, but he doesn't know.All he knew was that part of the entrustment fee had to be deducted this time as compensation.Of course, the brothers and sisters of the guards who smashed Phoebe's head would not admit that it was their impulsive fault, so they arbitrarily placed the compensation on Phoebe, and finally came to the conclusion: arrested!Take it back to the labor camp!

Luo softly remonstrated: "Dean, Phoebe's behavior has violated the rules we set. If he is not sent to the hospital for labor reform, he will be beheaded directly. It is better to let him play the remaining value..."

Jane hated Phoebe to death. It was because of this guy that the little dean let her pretend to be a human and lie in a small bed: "Even if he is released in the future, the Volturi will also deal with him! Sentence! Sentence him to eternal labor! "

Marcus glanced at A Luo lightly, and received the hint from the other party. After being silent for a while, he whispered to Dan Talin: "There are many vampires like him. After the previous potion circulated, the behavior of some vampires , will definitely become more out of control.”

Ah Luo smiled and said, "Dean, I know you want to arrange new jobs for us. Why don't you set up a 'Vampire Expansion Control Committee', and all vampires caught who violate the regulations will be sent to the hospital as employees." ..."

The brothers and sisters of the guards shuddered: ... What is this "expansion control committee"? It is clearly the capture staff committee!

But Talin was very happy to hear it.

Before he came out, he asked his follower. The dean has the authority to issue dispatch tasks to the employees, and even the employees who leave the nursing home are restricted by the contract and cannot commit acts of betrayal or damage to the nursing home.That being the case, Arrow's proposal can be considered, and as far as it is concerned, it sounds very good-who doesn't like free employees!

But Lin turned his head and some customers who were still in a trance said that the matter has been resolved. As a follow-up service, he will send employees to teach newborns how to control their instincts every night, and if it goes well, they may be able to invent a medicine to reverse the transformation , and one will be delivered to your door for free.The mother, who was still worried at first, was suddenly overjoyed, and thankfully sent Danta Master Lin out of the house.

Peter just came back from patrolling the streets.He was still thinking about the children next door, and he glanced at it, and was instantly overwhelmed by the private servers of the Volturi: This group of people who spread like a cult organization is not Mei before, but also the mother next door , the actors in the commercials shown to him?

He watched in bewilderment as the group of black cloaks left the building, and hurriedly rushed to knock on the neighbor's door: "Hey! I saw that Dan Talin seemed to be taking a lot of people away just now..."

The young mother was tweeting frantically, without raising her head, and said excitedly: "Yeah! I didn't expect... so the gods and goddesses in the advertisement are all employees of Master Lin... We all misunderstood They are not actually actors, they are also ghost hunters!"

Peter: "...??"

He looked at his neighbor looking like a madman, and the hairs on his body stood on end: This shouldn't be possible, he encountered a pyramid scheme!Be sure to tell Mr. Stark!Unable to wait for Happy's reply, Peter, who had just returned to the community, ran to a remote place in a hurry, changed into his uniform, and rushed all the way to the Avengers base.

Peter, who was nervous, didn't see it. The neighbor tweeted for a few minutes, and soon there were many comments:

[Oh...it scared me to death, I thought Dan really went to start an entertainment company.Fortunately, it is a ghost hunter.This should be another new promotion! 】

[Back to the original heart, not bad!We are all looking forward to the official opening of Dan's haunted house! 】

[Why are you selling flowers? Is it because the haunted house doesn't have enough funds... I went to see the reserve price of the auction, it's astronomical!Can such a price not beat the construction cost of the haunted house?I'm starting to get excited...how great the haunted house will be! 】

Up to now, fans still believe in wishful thinking, but he Lin runs a haunted house!

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Inside the Avengers base.

Tony was squinting, staring at a stain on the coffee table, motionless.Taking advantage of the emptiness of Little Pepper's turn, he shot like the wind, quickly took out a tissue and wiped off the small scale. Before Little Pepper turned around, he pretended to calmly roll up the paper towel and throw it into the trash can naturally.

No one should have noticed all this, but unfortunately, the little spider just arrived at the base and saw the scene clearly from the glass wall: "...?"

Forget it, it doesn't matter.Peter shook his head, and quickly entered the door: "Mr. Stark!" He quickly told what he had seen and heard at the leader's house, and then said worriedly, "...you said, this Dantalin, could it be that you Is it a pyramid scheme?"

Tony's expression became a little subtle when he heard Peter's start, especially when Peter emphasized, "I can hear clearly, they are still talking about free, employees...", he couldn't help but feel a thousand emotions in his heart: "It's been so long... the little principal is still so inhuman!"

Tsk tsk tsk, now all the employees are caught outside the nursing home!

He didn't question the issue of vampires, after all, he had actually stayed in a nursing home, so it must be true.But Talin probably took someone to catch the vampires who were making trouble in Queens.

Peter didn't know why: "You mean... he might be an alien?"

With a bit of nostalgia, Tony said, "That's not... that's right, he doesn't care about this person." At this point, I'm afraid he would violate the confidentiality regulations. Tony changed the topic, "That person didn't Question, never mind that. Did you bring your stuff with you?"

Tony inspected the little spider's uniform with sharp eyes, and saw that the golden-red toolbox belt was well tied around the other's waist, and nodded with satisfaction: "Very good. Remember, no matter what happens, even if you are late for an appointment, you have to go first." Take this with you before you go out."

Peter has been coaxed by Tony to say that there are tricks in his bag, which can only be drawn out in times of crisis.At this time, Mr. Stark urged him so earnestly, and suddenly felt that he had high hopes, and replied seriously: "Understood! Mr. Stark!"

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Logically speaking, Tony's reason for deceiving is still passable.Compared with the fighting intensity of the Avengers, the criminals Peter encounters generally do not push him to the point of desperation—however, this cannot prevent that when there are villains fighting, they will accidentally attack the place that Peter has been protecting intentionally or unintentionally. Take a belt, and open the mechanism that hides the bank card at once.

Fortunately, before the mechanism was triggered, Peter had already knocked down the enemy.He narrowly grabbed the dropped card, picked it up and took a look: "... New York bank card??"

Peter flew around a few times, and squatted down on the top of a tall building wondering: "What, what do you mean? Mr. Stark clearly told me that there are tricks hidden in his belt..."

Why did a bank card pop up!

The good boy Peter suddenly felt heavy in his hands, and said to Ned who was shouting excitedly through the headset: "The preparation Mr. Stark gave me is too extravagant. I can't hold it. Listen, Ned, hurry up!" Come here, I still have an enemy to deal with, I entrust you to keep this card for me temporarily, and when the battle is over, I will return it to Mr. Stark!"

Ned made a regretful sound, but still respected the decision of the little friend: "Okay... Hey, Peter. Do you know that what you just said, if it is in a movie or a movie, it is a super obvious fg!"

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It was all Ned's fault.What to say fg.

Peter, who was hit straight by the enemy's anti-ion gun, slowly woke up from his coma, and his first thought was to let Ned treat him.

Gradually regaining his sanity, Peter blinked in confusion, propped himself up, looked around the room that looked like a ward, and subconsciously raised his hand to touch his face.

...Wait, I was shot by that gun, shouldn't I be turned into a puddle of ashes?

"Didi! It is detected that the patient has awakened. Do you want to use the bionic mask?" The red light on the bedside table suddenly flashed twice, and a mechanical notification sounded.

Peter felt unsafe because he didn't have a mask. He trembled when he heard the voice, and almost jumped out of bed.After vigilantly looking at the red light on the bedside table for a while, seeing that it seemed to be going out, he quickly raised his voice: "Yes! Yes!"

As soon as the words fell, he felt a chill on his face, and a feeling of being covered by some airtight material came from his skin, which made him shiver so strangely.Peter stretched his head in front of the siren screen hanging beside the hospital bed, took a picture, and was slightly relieved when he saw an ordinary face that was completely different from his original appearance.

Just as he was about to go down to check the situation, a person came in from outside the ward: "Ah, you're awake!"

After experiencing so many emergency patients, Talin no longer has much hope for receiving emergency fees. He feels that this project is dedicated to charity and recruiting free employees.But out of responsibility, he still turned to the hospital bed and asked the young patient, "Have you brought your bank card?"

Peter stared blankly at the gray and white roll in front of him who was wearing the dean's uniform and had a very familiar face.At this moment, the hospital, the bank card, and Mr. Stark's silent disappearing time were instantly connected into a thread, which made him enlightened, understood all the truth, pointed at Dan Talin subconsciously and blurted out: "So you are Mo Dexin Little Dean!"

Dan Talin, who still had a business smile on his face: "?!"

The little dean's smile gradually disappeared. He stared at Peter, who realized what he had just said, for a while, then turned his head indifferently, and said to the personnel officer beside him, "Let him go to the Ministry of Agriculture. , to mix manure for Xiaosi."

Doctor Strange came over to watch the excitement at the door: "..."

Is it so straightforward, now we don’t talk about composting, just talk about mixing manure...

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Tony didn't expect that the bank card he carefully prepared for the baby in pajamas would be taken off by the baby in pajamas, and it was so coincidental that Peter was attacked by the enemy after taking it off.

He took the bank card handed over by Ned, who was crying out of breath, with complicated emotions, as if he was destined to be unable to escape the dean's claws.At this time, he could only comfort himself weakly: No matter how hard it is, he is just a handyman. He, Tony Stark, can survive, and Peter should be fine.

At this time, he still didn't know that because of Peter's unintentional emotion, he would say disaster out of his mouth and be assigned to be a manure.I also thought to myself: It’s actually not bad, at least the nursing home is much safer than the outside world.

Because of the non-disclosure agreement, Tony can't disclose the sanatorium. He can only comfort Ned and May, telling them that Peter is just a fake death, and the real him has escaped from his shell to do the task he gave him.In desperation, May and Ned grasped at the last straw and asked Tony many times before letting Tony go, who was thirsty with promises.

Speechlessly holding the bank card that had been returned, Tony walked downstairs. Before getting into the car, the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.

Tony picked it up and saw that it was a contact from Captain America: "Tony, there is a message from the Justice League that there is a group of extremely powerful alien troops that are expected to attack the earth tonight. The leader is the new god of Apocalypse , Darkseid. This battle is very important, it is a battle of life and death for the earth... Be fully prepared and gather at the alliance base."

Tony got half of his body into the car, but when he heard this, he subconsciously stood up again.After cutting off the contact, he hastily opened the auction information that he found earlier based on the information that the pajama baby said, and confirmed that if there is no accident, the auction of the little dean will be held in New York tonight.

Tony left so early, when the security officer was still stuck on the wall of origin!He didn't know about Darkseid's father squatting in the nursing home at all, so he couldn't help feeling worried at this moment: "Little Dean, everything will be fine!"

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