top superhero nursing home

"Quick, is everyone here? Sol—board!"

On the S.H.I.E.L.D. mothership.

Captain America led Thor to the combat conference room, while briefly introducing the situation to him: "According to the information shared by Zhenglian, the enemy to be dealt with this time is very difficult. Let alone Darkseid... the green light back then The Legion had fought against him before, and two-thirds of the 3600 Lanterns killed and wounded came before him, only then did he realize that he was just trying to measure the strength of the Green Lantern Corps." The communicator on Captain America's waist flicked on a few times, and he After taking it off and looking at it, the footsteps faltered, and the voice suddenly became heavier, "...the Red Hood was sacrificed on the other side of the skirmish."

When he said this, Steve happened to step into the combat conference room.All the waiting Chaoying raised their heads together, and the calm atmosphere began to spread.

The expression on Tony's face couldn't help but twisted, between half sad and half wanting to laugh, quite uncomfortable: "..."

He knows but can't say it. When he thinks that Red Hood was sent to the resurrection point to reunite with the old bat, and he doesn't know if he will inherit his father's career and wear a security uniform, he can't feel sad.

However, it is indeed a big problem that resurrection requires money.Calculated based on the time when Batman disappeared again, the old bat hasn't come out yet, and it must have been stuck on the bill for some reason... I hope the nursing home can be more flexible and issue support to all employees when the war situation is unsustainable The task, when the time comes, all the superheroes who are sent to the nursing home will wear the armor that the Ghost Knights gathered...

Tony thinks that the Ghost Knight team's armor library is quite impressive.Think about the old bat's anti-magic armor and Luthor's one-stroke armor!He has a crazy guarantee plan in his heart: if he really can't resist, it's better to let everyone die.With all the superheroes gone, can the nursing home still be safe?He didn't believe that the nursing home would not have a support mission by then.At that time, everyone will go to the armor warehouse to change into the armor of the Ghost Cavaliers, have a full levelup, and then fight with Darkseid... However, he will not easily mention such a crazy plan until the end of the mountain and desperation.

Tony absently peeped at the live broadcast of the auction on his mobile phone, thinking to himself, the little dean must be fine, otherwise he won't be able to get out if he turns back... that would be miserable.

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Auction site.

Dantalin, who was being prayed by Tony to keep him safe, sneezed three or four times in a row, rubbed his nose, and watched the quotations on the stage skyrocket excitedly.If it wasn't for the chef and Will holding him down, he could hardly sit on the bench: "500 million..." But Lin's eyes were almost green, "[-] million!"

The host on the stage knocked down the small hammer, and the three pots of Charles III court roses that appeared at the finale of the night were sold by a rich man at a sky-high price of [-] million US dollars per pot.

"Yes, [-] million..." The chef who broke [-] million suppressed his sadness, and had to continue to guide Dan Lin through the next process, "Go to the backstage, we have to go there to make friends—"

"boom--"

Two red lights that penetrated the building fell straight down from the top of the auditorium, and the solid vault was instantly destroyed and cracked like a foam board.The guests present were caught off guard, and the venue, which was still excited about the sky-high price deal, was suddenly dominated by fear and panic.

"My three hundred million!" Lin covered his face and screamed.

He watched helplessly as the red light engulfed the rose on the stage, and the damaged zenith was smashed down with bricks and steel bars, and he never thought that the rose would be fine again.Who can stand this excitement!One second, he was about to become a billionaire, and the next second, three hundred million was gone before his eyes.

But it was not bad for Lin Wenjue to go there. At this time, he instinctively ran to Rose, but was dragged by the chef and Will, and dragged out of the auditorium.

"Three hundred million..." But after he was dragged out by the two of them, Lin Lin fell to the ground with fatigue, unable to recover from the momentary blow, he was in a trance.

In the past, when faced with disasters such as alien invasion, Talin only felt afraid. This time, in addition to fear, he also felt a strong anger.

I worked so hard...!Is it easy to run a nursing home!You hateful, hateful aliens!It should be pulled to compost and mix manure!

at the same time.

Yuga Khan, who was doing nothing in the nursing home and wandering around, suddenly shook the communicator at his waist.When I took it off in doubt, it turned out to be an urgent notice:

【emegency notice:

Our beloved dean was attacked by an evil alien army when he was raising funds for the new hospital outside the hospital.The start-up funds of the new home were destroyed, and the nursing home may fall into a deficit, and the welfare of employees suffered an unprecedented crisis.In order to balance the deficit, maybe in the future even the staff dormitory buildings, kitchens, etc. that have been built will be demolished and sold...Please, the security officer, please dispatch immediately to punish the group of enemies who caused the sanatorium to suffer from the deficit threat for the angry director ! 】

Yuka Khan's eyes almost popped out!

On the one hand, he didn't touch the little dean himself, and there are some rats who came out of nowhere who dared to take advantage of his absence to attack the little dean outside the nursing home; Well, in the future, the staff dormitory and kitchen will be demolished.

Yuga Khan almost exploded on the spot, and was about to rush to tear the group of rats alive on the spot.The leader of the escort team almost missed the time to deliver the armor to Yuga Khan.

Seeing Yuga Khan scribbling on his battle armor and heading straight into the night sky without pulling his cloak straight, the team members who followed behind the team leader said quietly: "That's not to say that you have a crush on the little principal..."

Team leader: "..."

Don't think about Yuka Khan's reputation...

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"The Earth's front is vulnerable, and today's stubborn resistance is nothing more than our mercy. Just wait for your order, and we can offer the entire Earth to you." The military leader reported respectfully to Darkseid.

Darkseid shoots Superman out of the sky with an omega ray.He narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at the red and blue figure struggling to get up on the ground, feeling a little displeased: there are not many who can be safe and sound under his omega rays.This superman is obviously protected by the wall of origin, which prevents the omega rays from destroying him!

But even so, Superman is no match for him at all.He knows the best way to destroy each other.

Darkseid slowly lifted into the air, and the bright red omega rays shot straight towards the center of the battlefield in an instant.Superman escaped from the deep pit on the surface in embarrassment, seeing this scene almost broke his heart: "No!"

The omega ray with destructive power, as if it had its own consciousness, drew countless inflection points in the air, precisely avoiding the fighting Nemesis team, and went straight to the superheroes who were trying to evade.

Ye Yi was injured because he wanted to rescue Jason, and it was inconvenient to dodge. Damian and Tim held him up and tried to dodge, but Ye Yi pushed him away.

Without him, Damian and Tim might still be able to avoid those two terrifying omega rays.Bring him along, that's the end of the funeral for the three of them together.The moment his face was illuminated by the red light, Ye Yi firmly shook his head at Damian and Tim, not allowing them to go forward to die.

Ah... is the goddess of death coming to kiss him?Ye Yi slowly closed his eyes, peacefully welcoming the arrival of death.

"Boom!"

Ye Yi was caught off guard, and was suddenly hit by someone, with his head down and his feet in the air, and he fell out of a 360° roll. The person who hit him into the air spat at him in disgust: "Between hands and feet!"

Ye Yi was thrown into the pit where Superman fell out, and fell onto the big blue man. After half a second of being stunned, he and Superman got up together, and hurried to the edge of the pit to look up.

In the dark night sky, a sturdy figure with huge curved horns, brushing off the cloak with blue flames burning behind him, blatantly overturned a group of powerful troops, and rushed straight to the man standing in the sky with his hands behind his back. Dakseid roared like a sky-shaking voice: "You——!"

It turned out to be you little bastard!

Yuga Khan was so bald, he grabbed the neck of Darkseid who dared to pretend to be aggressive in front of him, with his hands behind his back, and carried the unfilial son like a chicken, and shot through the night sky like a bullet, People slipped into the universe.

With the lessons learned by Ah Luo and the others, all the employees who went out to work shared an experience: fights must avoid public facilities to avoid extra money.Although Yuga Khan is going out to work for the first time, he often hears the brothers and sisters of the guards sadly sharing their experience of losing money. At this moment, the instinctive first reaction is to stay away from the earth.Otherwise, who knows if the final war damage will be added to his labor contract?

Darkseid could no longer keep his hand behind his back calmly, and stared at Yuga Khan in astonishment: "Father, dear, you..." Aren't you sticking to the wall of origin? !

Yuga Khan narrowed his eyes and quickly looked around. Seeing that Darkseid's followers were still far away, he took the opportunity to approach Darkseid and whispered viciously: "Have you brought any money? I want US dollars!"

Dakseid, who thought he would hear death threats: "...?" Fear of his father's powerful power made him answer honestly even though he was puzzled, "No..."

Yujia Khan was furious: "No?!" Then what do you need to do!Yuka Khan ignored the large army of followers who finally caught up, raised his fist and began to beat the unfilial son, cursing while beating: "Shame on you! Trash!"

You are cheating!The staff dormitory that I finally lived in, I will turn around because you are gone, I will cut you to death, you unfilial son...Damn, there is also a kitchen, so I will let him eat snacks from the vending machine in the future? !

Dakseid couldn't get it back at all, and was flattened by Hai in front of all his subordinates. Apart from being angry and humiliated, he was even more confused:

How about carrying a bank card with you in an aggressive war?Besides, it’s just money, and it’s not US dollars. Who in Apocalypse uses US dollars?

Dakseid was angry in his heart, but in the face of the terrifying power of Yuga Khan who could knock the planet out of orbit with his eyes, fear still prevailed. He barely protected his head: "I didn't know that my father was here... retreat."

"Retreat?!" Yuga Khan's voice rose a few degrees in an instant, and it was almost smoke.

You little bastard came here to have fun, and leave the mess for me to bear?Yujia Khan tightly clamped the back of Darkseid's neck who wanted to escape, and said grimly, "You think this is a place where you can come and go whenever you want?"

want to run?Leave me in the labor camp and pay off my debts!

The system is also very thieves. Seeing Yujia Khan helping the nursing home to recruit employees, he just kept silent at this time.

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ground.

The Captain America who arrived in a hurry had a serious face: "Where is Darkseid?"

All the Avengers are well-dressed and ready for the upcoming battle.

Superman descended from the sky with a complex expression on his face: "I... just checked, and Darkseid seems to have withdrawn. The asteroids near a certain area of ​​the Milky Way have been destroyed. It seems that they have experienced a fierce battle."

Hawkeye drew the bow halfway: "...?!"

"Just now a man wearing bull horns and a ghost fire cloak suddenly appeared, and immediately controlled Darkseid. It seems that it was because of him that Darkseid withdrew." Ye Yi recalled with some ecstasy, " I remember... not long ago, Constantine once told the bat that he was robbed by a ghost rider dressed like a bat in Las Vegas. And before he was robbed, the ghost rider was silent Solved a crime in Gotham that we couldn't spare and couldn't handle."

Hawkeye was also awakened at this time: "Yes, there is also the ghost iron man I saw in Mogilia!"

Superman also answered solemnly: "That's right. There is also that ghost knight who appeared in Metropolis and broke into Luthor's office. He also looks very similar to Luthor..."

Tony backed away silently. At this moment, he suddenly wished that his battle armor was not painted with eye-catching gold and red paint, and it would be better to use invisible paint or something...

Tim's analysis: "Everyone seems to have a prototype. Every time they appear, they are in a critical moment, but after providing help, they will take away something in exchange... Iron Man and today's horned man are all taken away. The one on Luther robbed Luther; the one on Bat robbed Constantine... Iron Man, as one of the prototypes, what do you think?"

Tony groaned: "Well...you know...maybe...maybe just...they're just too poor to be able to afford a ransom..."

"Oh, Tony." Steve shook his head helplessly, and gave Tony a tolerant look with a bit of blame, obviously he didn't take it seriously at all.

Tony repeated in vain: "Really...they might just be poor?"

He was so poor that Iron Man became a handyman, Batman was a security guard, and Luthor was forced to work as a receptionist with long hair, and was even played with braids by the little dean.

It's too miserable, this memory is simply unbearable to look back on, and just thinking about it makes me shed tears of bitterness.

However, since I haven't been back for so long, the nursing home probably has recruited a lot of newcomers.I don't know who the horned monster is this time, who can actually beat Darkseid?

Tony couldn't help but nodded secretly for his previous thoughts: the baby in pajamas is indeed safe in the nursing home.

·

In the nursing home, the little spider, whom Tony thought was very safe, was composting while pinching his nose in pain.

Well, it's not that it's difficult or tiring.Mainly, it stinks!Smoked to death.If it wasn't for the colleague who composted together to tell him his identity, and the little spider knew who was living in the nursing home, he probably wouldn't have the will to continue going on.You can't blame other people for this matter, who made him be so stupid, pointing at the little dean's nose and saying that he doesn't care!

Just as he was thinking about it, Peter saw the gray curly little dean, wearing a beautiful little dress, come back with red eyes and nose, as if he had cried a lot.As soon as he came back, he plunged into the arms of Xiao Lu, who was admiring the hydropower station he built, and hugged Xiao Lu's waist tightly, like hugging a teddy bear: "[-] million is gone!"

At first, Peter gasped for the little dean's daring to hug Lex Luthor like that, but he was shocked when he heard this.

This amount, Xiao Lu may not feel much.But the two who were composting were real poor people. They threw the sticks in their hands and rushed over: "What's going on, Dean!"

But Ta Lin still had a bad mood to clean up, so he cried about his experiences before and after.

Luther listened, and glanced at the backyard of the second courtyard with a strange expression.

Peter and Doctor Strange gradually realized something, and stopped asking.

Ten minutes earlier, the security officer (now everyone knows him as Yujia Khan) came back with a large group of people, saying that it was a surprise for the little dean, but before meeting the little dean, he had to Get emergency training.Now they began to wonder if Yuga Khan had received an urgent mission to bring back the group of alien troops that corrupted the dean by [-] million yuan.

Luther suddenly realized, and said why the group of people were all wearing cloth bags on their heads, as if they were going to be shot by terrorists. The feeling was that they were afraid of being discovered by them, and then they would leak the truth to the little dean... Actually no, let The little dean knew that the coolie that the security guard Xiao Zuoti sneaked back was actually the alien who destroyed his rose. This sanatorium would definitely not be able to continue. They would never do such a thing that would harm others and benefit themselves.

Thinking about it, Luther sneered and became happy: You threatened me before... saying that I could not live or die, but now I am reduced to a coolie under the dean's seat...!

But he started stroking Luther's hair with his hands. This habit of braiding little Lu's hair when he was depressed still didn't change, otherwise he wouldn't be the first bear to hug little Lu as soon as he entered the courtyard.

Luther was also halfway through gloating, only to realize that his hair was out of control, and he was using his brain quickly, trying to escape, when the familiar siren sounded from the nursing home.Luther took the opportunity to protect his hair: "Dean, emergency department!"

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It's not braided, but he is full of sadness and has nowhere to send.But the responsibility of the dean was on his shoulders, so he could only force himself to rush to the emergency room.

He entered the emergency room, but he saw that Bruce was there too: "Huh? Why are you here... What did the doctor say?"

Bruce quietly hid the small fragment of the red hood that came out: "Surgery first, and then sent to the ward."

But he, Lin, was not in the mood to accompany him this time: "Okay, send it to treatment as soon as possible. Call me when you charge later."

But he said a few words to Dr. Lin and the ghost, and walked out of the clinic listlessly, thinking about those two red lights over and over in his heart, making his teeth itch with hatred.I was cursing that nasty alien for the one hundred and eighth time in my heart, when I stepped out of the emergency room, there was an instant shout in my ears:

"Hello, Dean!"

People in uniforms wearing security uniforms were neatly divided into two teams, standing on both sides of the corridor, looking at him in unison, the battle was like the godfather of the underworld.

But he Lin didn't feel good, but felt almost intimidated, and he was mentally fragile at the moment: "Little Zuo... what's going on?"

The complexions of the well-behaved Apocalypse changed instantly, especially Darkseid's expression of disbelief.

What the hell is Xiao Zuo called?

Yuga Khan also felt ashamed at this time, but it was difficult to say anything. After all, Xiao Zuo was the name he gave himself: "... I heard about the rose. Thinking about how to make up for it, I will prepare it for you. Some new employees..." Yuka Khan introduced without any explanation, "This is Xiaoda, this is Xiaola, Xiaobo..."

Yuga Khan only introduced a few, and he became impatient: "...they are security guards anyway, if you have anything to do, just call them security guards."

Apocalypse stars: "..."

It's not bad to be called Xiaozuo Xiaoda in love, and even worse, he doesn't even deserve to have a name...

But Talin managed to pull himself together: "Where did they come from?"

Yuga Khan: "...Sent by labor camp."

Reform through labor?That's not a free employee!But at this time, Lin Lin felt that his irritated heart was comforted: "Not bad... But, Xiao Zuo. There is no shortage of security guards now, and a new site will be opened soon. The agricultural department is relatively short of people!" But he Lin looked at it. Yuga Khan's expression seemed a little subtle, and he said thoughtfully, "Of course, if you have any difficulties—"

What's the problem? !

It's just too good to be true, isn't it?Think about it, maybe he will not be able to live in the dormitory or eat staff meals because of this unfilial son, why should he let this unfilial son be a decent security guard?

Yujia Khan said bitterly: "There is no difficulty, not at all. Yes! They should!"

Just let them mix manure!

·

The much-anticipated auction was ruined at the last minute, and the start-up capital that could have given the Third Academy a better and easier start was wasted.This incident hit Dantalin so hard that Dantalin, who had never taken a day off since taking over the nursing home, rarely stayed in bed on the second day of the auction.

He hugged the egg and said the matter sadly, then touched the eggshell sadly: "Oh... now I start to have some hope, you are a prehistoric giant cow."

Bruce in the egg: "…"

Is this because he has no money to buy a cultivating machine, so he is going to squeeze his surplus value!

The mobile phone on the bedside table vibrated a few times, but he touched it feebly and took a look:

[Congratulations to Dean Dan Talin for meeting the conditions for opening a new map:

The sites of the first, first and second hospitals are fully developed

60. The general ledger deposit reaches [-] US dollars

Open the Guardian of Nature challenge]

But he, Lin, stared at the phone without moving for a while, and Bruce thought that he, Lin, would say something, so he heard the little dean say quietly: "Sure enough, I'm not wrong, poverty is the theme throughout... ..."

Talk about aliens and accidents, this is fate!He is poor in his life!

In grief and anger, there was a knock on the office door.But he Lin froze on the bed for a while, and got up unhappily, put on his clothes and opened the door: "Bruce?"

Bruce looked at Dantalin's messy sheep roll: "...the emergency patient woke up. Also, a new place opened. Which one do you want to see first?"

"Hey, people are not much more important than land. Let's go and see the patients first." But he plucked his hair indiscriminately, and took the lead to go to the ward.

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In the ward, Jason was peeling an apple with his head down. The silver knife slid lightly under the round skin. After a few turns, the whole apple was peeled beautifully. The peeled skin was broken. Without breaks.

But Lin Xin thought, this patient looks very good at living, so he must carry a bank card with him!

Just as he was about to speak, Jason raised his head and raised his eyebrows at Dan Talin: "Before I entered the hospital, I was changed. I didn't bring my bank card."

The escort team only waited until there was no one else. At that time, Jason had been confirmed dead by the Robins, and they changed into decent clean coats. The bank card was naturally taken off together with the original blood-stained and damaged clothes. .

But Talin: "..."

But he said numbly: "Okay...then do you have any specialties?"

Jason: "..."

I kill people and sneak away—bats have told me this, so I can't say it.

But Lin Lin looked at Jason's expression as if he was choking, and thoughtfully changed his question: "What do you usually do in your daily life?"

Jason thought about it, and ruled out the daily routine except for night patrols and outlaws, and said: "...cleaning, cooking, doing housework, and stroking the stray cats at the door."

Huh?Isn't this a warm hearted family boy?But Talin immediately had a lot of affection for Jason, and thought about it carefully: "Then, if you like animals, you might as well go to the animal husbandry department... There are no employees in this field in the yard yet." But he Lin cheered up, "Let's go, let's take a look at the new land of the Third Courtyard, and see what kind of livestock we can raise!"

·

The white mist behind the second courtyard has receded, and the receding fog line reveals a vast new land——

"Hey, why are you going to build the Third Courtyard?" But Talin was dumbfounded when he saw the endless stretch of hills in front of him.

Many employees who were on vacation came to join in the fun, and gave the dean a bad idea:

"Push it flat."

"Dig, dig!"

Xiao Lu wore a clean and tidy white coat, put his hands in his pockets, deliberately walked in a big circle, and deliberately walked past Darkseid: "Yo, Xiao Da, where are you mixing dung?"

Farming Xiaoda: "..."

Darkseid showed a horrified expression at Luthor, he recognized this person, it was clearly Lex Luthor who had rejected him before.After obliterating Luther with omega rays, he wanted to restore Luther to make Luther fearful, but no matter how hard he tried, he failed to restore Luther.It turned out to be in this nursing home!

He was about to say some harsh words to Luther, when he saw that the other party had already strode past with long legs, and his footsteps passed briskly, without turning his head, as if he really just greeted him by the way. .

Luther walked up to Dan Talin, and glanced at the contiguous hills where the terrain was rugged and extremely difficult to build buildings: "There is nothing to worry about. If it is really necessary, it is not impossible for Yugong to move mountains."

Not to mention anything else, Yuga Khan can make a planet deviate from its orbit with the blink of an eye, flattening a mountain is not a matter of blinking.

"No." But Ta Lin denied it immediately, "We also received the rent before, what if there are tenants living here?"

But Talin took a look at the border of the hill, and couldn't see the edge at once: "Let's go up the mountain to investigate."

A group of idle employees followed Dan Talin up the mountain.The human employees also took the opportunity to slip away and ran over to join in the fun.

Peter was super excited.As a child who grew up in the city, he rarely had the opportunity to climb and hike in such a pure natural hill, and he also knew that the people around him were Batman, Red Hood, Doctor Strange, and even Luthor, Dakseid and other particularly powerful characters, such a group of people went up the mountain to investigate together, which gave him a particularly unreal and exciting sense of happiness.

Looking at it from a distance, Talin felt that these hills didn't seem very high. In fact, when they climbed up, the slope was quite steep.Not only that, all kinds of solid rocks, muddy wetlands, and small but numerous ponds have caused great obstacles to the construction of the three courtyards.On the sunny side of the hills, there are single and ordinary trees growing, and the growth is not very good. The leaves are sparse and not dense at all.In the place where the sun is behind, even the tall trees are gone.Either bare, muddy or gravel wasteland, or low shrubs withered and yellow.

"There is quite a lot of space on the top of the slope." Da Talin, who hadn't walked around the nursing home for a long time since the formation, stood panting on the top of a hill. In the original environment, a branch courtyard was built on the top of the hill, and the inside was expanded with the help of the Lich, and the traffic and transfer of people flowed between each other through the magic circle. The lower part was remodeled to see that a planting system combining forestry and animal husbandry could not be formed—— "

Dan Talin: "The Ministry of Agriculture is responsible for examining the feasibility of forestry and planting, and the Ministry of Animal Husbandry is responsible for examining the feasibility of animal husbandry and fishery. More importantly, before we do these things, we still need to see if there is any There are tenants, if there are any, that have to come to an agreement with the tenants to build without compromising — or improving — their quality of life.”

Peter was squatting on the ground watching a pair of crickets fighting: "..."

How come I seem to be back in my school geography class...

Just as he was thinking, the bushes around him suddenly swished a few times.The next second, a big, fluffy bobcat jumped out with a "meow", and threw itself on the back of Jason, who was being dragged by Dan Talin to talk about fishing.

Peter couldn't see clearly from this angle, but he thought Jason was wearing a lynx backpack, which was cute and fluffy.Red Hood hissed, "This thing isn't a tenant, is it? It bit me! It bit my neck!"

But Talin took a closer look: "Yazi who doesn't look very smart...this is the bobtail cat."

With a backhand, Jason took off the fat and fluffy "backpack", stretched out his hand and swiped the hind legs of the "meow, meow, meow" bobtail cat who was kicking its paws wildly, and glanced: "Male? gone."

The bobcat who was caught off guard by the prey looked at the balls: "... Aww?!"

The author has something to say: Lynx: Is the position reversed too suddenly?