The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

The spider spirit has been in the family for more than two hundred years, and her dream has always been to contribute to the common and sustainable development of the two worlds, and she is also working hard to realize her own value as a demon.

After so many years, some of the goblins around him would die, and some would promote celibacy.But most ordinary goblins, like many normal people, found their favorite other half to marry and live.Although the demon world does not restrict intermarriage between humans and demons, there is always an insurmountable gap between humans and demons, such as cognition, such as lifespan.

The spider spirit has seen too many, and began to fall in love desperately.But once a person discovers the identity of a monster, most people's reaction is still unacceptable.Occasionally, it is acceptable. After a hundred years of human beings, the monsters will be left alone to spend those long years in the world.

Accustomed to these unhappiness, the spider spirit originally thought that she didn't care much about these love affairs.But he never expected that when he was about to turn 500 years old in a blink of an eye, when he was about to return to the demon world, he actually moved his mortal heart.

It is inexplicable to say that the process of the spider spirit falling in love with each other is also inexplicable.The person Spider Jing likes is Tang Ke, who is his immediate boss in the new company and the CEO of this listed company.At only 28 years old, he already has a successful career and is worth over [-] million yuan.

Tang Ke is 1.8 meters five, two or three centimeters taller than the spider spirit.Wearing suits and leather shoes all the year round, with wealth and good looks, he can be regarded as a diamond king in the eyes of human beings.Originally, the spider spirit just thought that this human being was very talented, obviously having six hands less than himself, but when it came to programming and writing codes, Tang Ke was on par with him.

Apart from admiration, the spider spirit didn't have any other thoughts about Tang Ke.Regarding Tang Ke's personal life, there are a lot of gossip in the company.Some said that Tang Ke was romantic, some said that Tang Ke had a mysterious fiancée, and the most exaggerated claim was that Tang Ke was gay.

The spider spirit was watching the fun with others, but unexpectedly, one day, the president of his family began to pay special attention to him.Obviously a programmer who writes codes, Tang Ke chose him to be his secretary, and in his luxurious office, he gave Spider Jing a place to work alone.

Every day, I take Spiderman out to eat food, invite him to exercise together, talk about life, and talk about ideals.The spider spirit doesn't have many human friends, because thinking about leaving sooner or later, one thing more is worse than one thing less.But this does not mean that he is not lonely.

There is someone who treats him well, eats and thinks about him, works together, and sometimes even gets off work too late. Tang Ke always invites the spider spirit to her home to sleep.People's hearts are all fleshy, and monsters are no exception, not to mention Tang Ke is very good-looking, even if he is put in the crowd of goblins, he will not be inferior in the slightest.The spider spirit always thought that he was thinking too much and could control his emotions. How could he think that one night, the two of them were drinking red wine in the open-air swimming pool and looking at the sky and counting the stars.Tang Ke suddenly pressed her forward, and when his kiss fell, the spider spirit did not resist, but obeyed her heart to cater to it.

But just when the desire was on the verge of firing, the spider spirit pushed Tang Ke away violently, and fled downstairs slowly——

At the moment when the desire arises, the spider spirit's appetite also appears.

Because spider spirits know their own appetites too well, and they also know how they eat.Every time he catches a prey, he always bites with his mouth first, injects venom into the food to liquefy the tissue, and then inhales it into the stomach bit by bit, starting his own meal journey.

The spider spirit was really scared. He lost his mind by himself, and then injected poison into Tang Ke's body. Even if he didn't eat him, it wouldn't work.

I want to sleep with him, I want to sleep with him safely...

This became the spider spirit's obsession, and it became more and more intense as the time for him to leave approached.Tang Ke made a lot of calls, but the spider spirit didn't dare to answer them at all, and didn't dare to return the calls.He doesn't know how to tell Tang Ke, it's not that he doesn't like you, it's just that he doesn't dare love you at ease.

When Lu Qi asked the spider spirit for help, he also pointed out a bright way for the spider spirit.As the current wish ambassador of the demon world, maybe Lu Qi can help him, can't he?

When he first spoke, the spider spirit felt very ashamed, after all, it was very embarrassing to say "I want to sleep with him".But he really mustered up the courage to speak up, and the spider spirit went all out instead.After he finished his question truthfully, he looked at Lu Qi and said worriedly: "Sir, can you help me with this question?"

Even if the spider spirit said that his wish was to achieve world peace, Lu Qi felt that he could give it a try.But overcoming the primitive instinct to fulfill another wish... Lu Qi thought about the possibility of not eating, and felt a little tricky for the first time.

It's just that people have opened their mouths, and he still has performance problems. Lu Qi thought about it, and said to the spider spirit: "I really don't have much experience in this kind of thing. But I will do my best to help you, but can you I can't guarantee success."

"Okay, okay..." Seeing that Lu Qi agreed to help, the spider spirit instantly felt a lot more relaxed.

After the spider spirit said goodbye politely, Lu Qi leaned on the sofa and looked at the ceiling, feeling a little dazed for the first time: "A archway spirit's desire to protect women's rights has not been fulfilled, yet another spider spirit wants to sleep with humans... ...Oh, the world is difficult, why is it so difficult to be a public servant..."

Lu Qixu was rambling on, and when he had finished speaking, Jin Tiancai asked, "So, are you really going to be a love consultant for others?"

"That's not a solution. If I don't come, why don't you come?" Lu Qi thought of something, jumped up from the sofa in an instant, and suddenly regained his original self-confidence, "Love is almost the same as friendship. Right. I should be able to understand after a little research."

As Lu Qi said, he raised his hand and touched his stomach, with a natural and ordinary attitude: "It's time for supper again. I ate too little for dinner, and I'm not full at all." Completely forgot, he put the rotating small hot pot All the noodles, vermicelli, instant noodles and so on in the shop were swept away.

In the kitchen, there was five catties of lean pork that Xuanwu had sent before, and Lu Qi only put it in the fresh-keeping layer thinking he would come back to eat it at night.Take it out and rinse it in water, put it on the chopping board, cut it into thin slices, and pile it neatly aside.

Jin Tian leaned against the door frame, looked at the meat slices and raised his eyebrows: "Do you want boiled pork slices?"

"Right!" Lu Qi found a large vegetable bowl, drained the meat, put it in it, added beaten egg whites, pepper and salt to marinate it to taste.Looking back, he didn't forget to tell Jin Tian to come in and wash his hands and put the rice on.

When Jin Tian was washing the rice and adding water, Lu Qi took the garlic cloves and smashed them with a knife, chopped the ginger and scallions, and put them aside for later use.Dry red choking chili and pepper, stir-fry until fragrant, take it out and put it aside for later use.Tear Chinese cabbage into slices, remove the roots of Flammulina velutipes, wash them, and put them aside for cooking.

Pour oil into the pan, put scallions, chopped green onions, ginger strips, peppercorns, and peppers into the pan and fry until fragrant.After frying the red oil, pour water into it, add some pepper, pour in some cooking wine, stir it, boil it, put Chinese cabbage and enoki mushroom in it and cook.After the cabbage is cooked, take it out, and then pour the marinated meat slices into the pot.The red oil was rolled, obliterating the meat slices.With the tumbling of the soup, the bright red meat slices gradually became lighter, stained with the strong color of red oil, and infiltrated with a spicy smell.

The meat gurgled in the pot for a while, and when it was cooked, it was poured into a container of cabbage, sprinkled with crushed chili, chili powder and pepper, and then poured some hot oil on top.The hot oil is poured on the dry seasoning, sizzling and steaming, and the air is filled with a spicy and fragrant smell.

The ear mouse who had just finished taking a bath, and the archway spirit who was concentrating on making plans to realize his lofty demon life dream, were all attracted downstairs by the strong aroma of boiled pork slices.The ear mouse poked its head in from the outside, put its two small hands on the door frame, took a couple of breaths of the aroma, pursed its lips and said, "Cousin, can we have dinner?"

The rice has already jumped to the heat preservation, Lu Qi nodded, and the ear mouse ran into the kitchen with excitement, washed his hands first, and then took out the dishes.The archway spirit was also very winking, and brought out the big pot of boiled fish that Lu Qi had prepared.

The four gathered around the dining table and were about to strike with chopsticks when Lu Qi suddenly said to wait a moment.Immediately afterwards, he took out his mobile phone, took a picture of the pot of bright red boiled pork slices, and took a picture of the delicious rice in front of him.In order to take beautiful pictures, Lu Qi also specially downloaded the app, added a filter effect to the photos he took, and after simple processing, he clicked on the Weibo interface to upload the photos.

After finishing these things, Lu Qi picked up his chopsticks and greeted everyone to eat.The ear mouse took a bite of the sliced ​​meat, and the fresh and spicy feeling was transmitted to the taste buds through the tip of the tongue. While exhaling, he asked, "Cousin, what did you do just now?"

"It's already midnight, there must be a lot of fans who stay up late and don't rush to sleep," Lu Qi smiled innocently, wrapped a piece of meat with rice, put it to his mouth and laughed, "I eat They look at it and think about it and they are happy!"

Sure enough, as soon as Lu Qi posted Weibo, countless fans wailed and left messages complaining about Lu Qi saying that he poisoned late at night——

@打望大长脸: Oh, husband, don’t you know that I’m losing weight?You know how hard it is for me to keep my mouth shut?Poisoning in the middle of the night is fine, but I didn’t take a selfie, bad review, bad review, hello!

@文瑟: You have the ability to post selfies, you have the ability to broadcast live (╯'-')╯︵┻━┻……

Lu Qi opened the live broadcast very calmly after a few comments about the live broadcast came out.Although I am very happy to see my husband's handsome face, and although I enjoy the beauty and delicious food, but I can only watch when people are eating in the middle of the night, which is really exciting.

After a lively supper and bowls, everyone packed up the tableware, said good night to each other, and went back to their rooms to sleep.

At night, only one hallway light was turned on in the living room. It should have been a quiet night, but the noise made by someone getting up made it look different.

Lu Qi lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.He has no emotional experience, and he doesn't think he will have any emotional experience.In Lu Qi's view, apart from the fact that it is true to fill one's stomach, everything else is illusory and meaningless.

But the so-called "know the enemy and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles", wants to help Spider Jing solve his emotional problems.First of all, you have to figure out what is love and what is emotion.

Thinking about this, Lu Qi climbed into the study room in the middle of the night. Apart from the orthodox economics and political science, there were books in corners that Lu Qi had never read.

It was written when Fenghuang was not mad, and he shyly told Lu Qi that it was his personal diary, and gave it to his most special friend as a souvenir.It was only later that Lu Qi found out that almost half of the demon world had received this gift for a special friend as a souvenir.Some people said that Fenghuang's writing was too bad to be sold, so they sent sales everywhere.

Lu Qi took the book and put it on the corner of the table, and read it once.However, he vaguely remembered that Fenghuang said that this was his painstaking emotional masterpiece.

Lu Qi took out the book from the corner of the table and blew off the dust on it, and saw these big characters written on the title page——

"A must-have magic weapon for love, and a cheat for winning in courtship.

He and the romantic affairs he had to talk about.

——Written by Lanling Xiaoxiaofeng who is handsome, talented, and full of knowledge.