The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Lu Qi never dreamed that the novel written by Fenghuang, who has always been gentle and shy, would be so...

It's okay if the scale is too big, but what makes Lu Qi want to complain the most is that Fenghuang actually imagines him and Jin Tian as a couple.The front feet were still in love with each other, and the back feet rolled together.

It doesn't matter what window sills, floors, or sofas, he doesn't even spare the Phoenix on the sink.

And rejecting Lu Qi's incomplete statistics, eight out of ten times the Taotie and Qinglong in the article are in unusual places—that is, the bed.The most exaggerated thing is that there was a great battle, in which Qinglong, who represented justice, almost completely wiped out the evil forces of the Taotie Corps, and then gave the Taotie "in-place rectification" in the world.

The clouds, the moon, the stars, and so on, all gathered around to watch the excitement.In this article, Taotie also can’t get enough to eat, but what he can’t eat is not the upper mouth, but the lower mouth.

The main line of the whole book is to feed the little mouth of Taotie, so 80.00% of the content of the book is Qinglong, "feeding" Taotie here and there.The 108 postures are repeated over and over again, and there are new tricks every time.

What's even more bloody is that in Fenghuang's text, Taotie is still the product of Qinglong's lust.Father-son incest or something, the taste of this product is also strong enough.

Lu Qi flipped through it roughly, and then stuffed the "Two or Three Things He and He Had to Talk About" back on the table.He got up and took two steps, then stepped back.Lu Qi took out the book, always feeling that it was not safe to put it there.In case someone sees it, even though the contents inside are fake, it is still not good.

I looked around the whole study, tried everything above and below, but still couldn't find a safe place.Otherwise, take it out and destroy it.Lu Qi really thought about it, and walked out with a book, and happened to run into Jin Tian who had just arrived in the living room.

The two looked at each other, and opened their mouths at the same time——

"Why are you here?"

"Why haven't you slept yet?"

"I'm a bit insomnia, find something to read." Lu Qi subconsciously hid the book behind him, pointed to the refrigerator beside him and changed the subject, "Ah, I'm hungry again, and I'm going to come over to drink some milk. Why don't you sleep yet?" Huh?" Lu Qi was talking, opened the refrigerator door, took out the milk and took a glass, put the book next to the cutting board of the refrigerator, poured milk and drank two glasses, and finally took the milk and the cup and went back to his room , "Then what, I'm going to bed first, you should go to bed early too."

Jin Tian had some insomnia at night, and originally wanted to come out to sit and get some air.Seeing Lu Qi hurried back to the room, although he was a little puzzled, he just smiled.After all, that guy has never played his cards according to the routine.Jin Tian couldn't help raising his eyebrows as his eyes fell on the book on the chopping board. He first glanced at Lu Qi's closed door, then got up naturally and walked to the chopping board, picked up the book and flipped through a few pages.

I've known Lu Qi for so long, but I haven't read any books except recipes.Jin Tian casually flipped through a few pages, his face became weirder the more he looked at it, and finally he turned his face away, not knowing what he was thinking.He didn't stay in the living room any longer, and went back to his room with his book.

Silent all night.

When Lu Qi encounters food, he tends to forget about other things.When he put the prepared sandwiches on the chopping board, he suddenly remembered that yesterday, he seemed to have put a book not suitable for children here.

If someone else sees...

Lu Qi hurriedly bent down, looked up and down the chopping board, the cabinet and the kitchen, but couldn't find the book he put there.Could it be, who took it?

While eating breakfast, Lu Qi couldn't help observing the expressions of the other three.As the person who appeared at that time, Jin Tian was naturally the most suspicious person.But according to his domineering personality, if he is written as a character who doesn't let go of pigs and only thinks about the Harmony of Life, he probably won't be so calm.

Lu Qi looked at Jin Tian for a long time, and lowered his head just in time when the other party looked towards him.Jin Tian glanced at Lu Qi calmly, pursed his lips and did not speak.

Lu Qi turned to observe the Ear Mouse and the Paifang Jing. The two were arguing, busy arguing whether it is better to eat sandwiches with Laoganma or sandwiches with salad.It's just a little fairy who has been around for hundreds of years. If she really saw that kind of incredible content, she shouldn't be so calm.

Could it be that I remembered wrongly, the book was still in the study, and I didn't take it out at all. Lu Qi thought about it, so he planned to go to the study to have a look after breakfast.But before he turned around, Jin Tian reminded him from the side: "Spider made an appointment for us to meet at nine o'clock, and talk about things related to his wish, haven't you forgotten?"

Lu Qi really forgot what Jin Tian didn't say.It's just that since someone reminded, Lu Qi naturally took over the conversation, smiled and said: "I have an impression, then let's all go clean up and set off right away."

After the torii spirit arrived, he was given the task of taking the earmouse to and from school.It’s okay not to pick up at first, but there seems to be something wrong recently. The school requires parents to pick up and drop off.

Lu Qi drove the car and took Jin Tian out of the house.On the way, Lu Qi couldn't help but sneak a glance at Jin Tian.Jin Tian seemed to be okay, after a while he said he was bored, and took out a book from his bag.Lu Qi glanced at the book cover inadvertently, slipped his hand, and the car hit a small s route on the road.Thanks to the lack of vehicles on the Panshan Highway, Lu Qi stabilized his emotions, cleared his throat and asked, "Why are the books with you?"

Jin Tian leaned on his seat and replied honestly: "I saw that your bedtime reading was left behind, and I wanted to send it to you. I accidentally turned two pages and found me on it, so I took a second look. No It doesn't matter, just looking at it... Tsk tsk," Jin Tian tilted his head, his handsome profile was full of smiles, but he still spoke in a serious manner, "brother Taotie, this is the book you said you couldn't sleep? "

laugh……

Lu Qi wanted to hack Fenghuang to death, so he could only tell the truth about the culprit: "This is something written by that guy Fenghuang, it can't be put on the table, it's not countable..." Seeing that Jin Tian just raised his eyebrows He didn't speak, but there was no other reaction. Lu Qi's original discomfort was gone, and he couldn't help complaining to Jin Tian, ​​"When Lao Feng gave it to me, he said it was his painstaking strokes, and said it was a thousand-year-old masterpiece. A rare and peerless article. If I don’t accept it, I won’t give him face. You know, I’m not interested in anything other than food. I take the book and throw it in the corner to get moldy. This is still moving. It came under the table, otherwise I would never have remembered such a thing..."

As Lu Qi was talking, while thinking, some of the previous things suddenly came together: "I X, I said why, since he widely publicized and distributed his new book in the demon world, everyone doesn't look at me very well. That's right!" This is too deceitful, MDZZ!

Lu Qi patted his steering wheel hard again, gritted his teeth and said: "I must find this stupid bird, bald and bald, and make him a roasted whole bird!"