There are always so many neuroses in this world

Xiao Yuer: "Customer service, are you there?"

Xiao Yu'er: "Why does the dress I bought seem to be too short? It's clearly knee-length in the picture."

Little fish: picture.

Customer service: "Yes dear~"

Customer service: "My dear~ this dress looks like this, maybe your legs are longer than the model~ dear, I envy your long legs~ dear~, if you don't like it, you can return it~"

Xiao Yuer: No, no, I like it very much now, thank you!

Customer service: "Okay dear~"

Zhang Yi put down the mouse and let out a long sigh.

As a gold medal customer service, Zhang Yi did a great job.Any difficult user can always leave with a smile on his face.The users he deals with are always all five-star plus positive reviews.So Zhang Yi's salary is still good.But as a person with a high quality of life, he feels that he is always short of money.

Of course, he will also encounter psychosis, and some people always like to use customer service to start a brush.For example now:

Three psychopaths: "Is the customer service girl here? Is your figure like this?"

Three neuropathies: pictures.

Zhang took a look, and a blond foreign girl with big breasts came into his eyes.

Hehe~ I really want to know the expressions of these boring people after they know that he is a man.Zhang Yi secretly smiled.

Customer service: "Dear~ If you have any questions, please click the link hskjdafhswkskaLALSJAK, welcome to serve you~"

Three psychopaths: "Customer service girl, don't be shy? Why don't you have a drink at night?"

Grass your sister, you are the girl, your whole family is a girl, you think so in your heart, but you dare not say it in your hands.

Customer service: "Dear~ If you have any questions, please click the link hskjdafhswkskaLALSJAK, welcome to serve you~"

Three psychopaths: "Is the customer service girl not here?"

Customer service: "Dear~ If you have any questions, please click the link hskjdafhswkskaLALSJAK, welcome to serve you~"

Three psychopaths: "Damn, auto-reply!"

Customer service: "Dear~ If you have any questions, please click the link hskjdafhswkskaLALSJAK, welcome to serve you~"

......

After dispelling those mental illnesses, Zhang Yi slumped on the chair again. As a customer service officer, he expressed that he was very busy.Moreover, he is not the customer service of one store, and he has merged the customer service of several stores at the same time.

The main reason is because of the good service attitude~

But sometimes he really wants to swear~

The service time of this store is up, and Zhang Yi is in charge of four stores in total, and he can't handle too many stores.A men's underwear store, a men's watch store, a men's shoe store, and a women's dress store.

Why did he choose a men's store? Zhang Yi felt that men should be less verbose than women, so that he could relax a bit.

Because he himself is not a long-winded person.

But what the hell he thought wrong! ! !

It turns out that not all the long-winded people in this world are women, Zhang Yi sighed and apologized to all the female compatriots.

233447584893: "Customer service, how long is the shelf life of these shoes?"

Customer service: "Dear~ Generally speaking, the shelf life of shoes is relative to the price of shoes. The shelf life of this pair of shoes is about one year~"

233447584893: "Only one year? Then I will buy it again after one year, isn't your business too dark?"

Customer service: "Dear~ Generally speaking, as long as the shoes are well maintained, they can last for a period of time if they are worn for two days and rested for two days."

233447584893: "Huh? I still need to take good care of it? Can't I wear a pair of shoes all the time? Why do I have to buy them again?"

Chapter [-]:......Is this common sense?Damn~ But he still has a smile on his face, even if he is already impatient~

Customer service: "The shoes are not so durable, they need to be well maintained to improve the shelf life. Generally speaking, it is best to have a pair of replacement shoes~"

233447584893: "Then do you have any good recommendations?"

Customer service: "Then what do you like dear?"

233447584893: "I'm size 42, I like sports, you can figure it out"

Customer service: "Okay dear~ how do you look at these pairs?"

Customer service: pictures, pictures, pictures, pictures.

......

There is also this:

Dsudjhwqiuw: "How is the quality of these socks? Are they stain-resistant?"

Customer service: "Honey, our socks are made of pure cotton, which absorb sweat and keep warm. They are very good for some sweaty feet~ If they are resistant to dirt, they are still durable after washing every day~"

Dsudjhwqiuw: "I don't have sweaty feet, but does it really help?"

Zhang Yi: Hehe~ Dear, you have been exposed~

Customer service: "Yes dear~ There is also a kind of socks that can relieve sweaty feet, do you need a recommendation?"

Dsudjhwqiuw: "Really? Then recommend it"

......

And this:

Union: "Can these shoes be fucked?"

Customer service: "Dear~ this is inconvenient, only mail order~"

Alliance: "It's convenient, let's meet~"

Customer service: "Darling, we can't meet"

Alliance: "Then I mask or you mask the deal?"

customer service:"......"

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The world is big, full of wonders, Zhang Yi feels that as a Taobao customer service, he is really professional and dedicated~

After get off work, Zhang Yi went to the supermarket first. Although the dishes at this time were not fresh enough, they were not bad.Zhang Yi lives alone, so it is often inconvenient to eat.

But fortunately, Zhang Yi is the legendary kitchen above the hall, and he cooks home-cooked dishes like fire and pure.Of course, ignore his gender.

Zhang Yi bought shiitake mushrooms, half a chicken, a fish, a Chinese cabbage and potatoes today.He is going to make diced chicken with mushrooms and braised fish.Remember there are eggs and some carrots in the refrigerator, just enough to fry a shredded potato.

Every time he cooks, the portion is very small, which is just right for one person.

Put the phone on the cooking table as usual, turn on the video and start recording.

He is also a blogger on the Food Network, and he uploads videos just to make some money.

But three years have passed, and now he has accumulated about 10,000+ fans.

Although he has no face, there are a lot of people chasing and calling him her husband in the videos every day. In the words of fans, a person with such a nice voice must be a handsome guy. Zhang Yi is a little square.But relying on these fans, he will not have to worry about food or drink for the time being. Zhang Yi feels that such a simple life is very good.

After all, he doesn't have much talent, and he didn't go to a good university, so now he is very satisfied to be a gold medal customer service!

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After Zheng Chen got off work, he drove the car and had a meal at a restaurant outside the community. Sigh~ Is the owner of this shop in a bad mood today?Why put so much salt?

I really hope to be able to eat the dishes made by my mother. Thinking of my mother's special dishes, roasted chicken with potatoes, braised pork, fried pork with green peppers, stewed pork ribs with corn... Zheng Chen can only feel that his adrenaline is constantly increasing.

Looking down at the two dishes and one soup the boss cooked, Zheng Chen lost his appetite inexplicably.

When he got home, Zheng Chen saw the new video posted by the food blogger he followed, Takoyaki, and couldn't help drooling.

Today the blogger made mushroom chicken and braised fish.It looks delicious.

The blogger's voice is warm and moist, Zheng Chen thinks he can eat another five bowls of rice just by listening to the blogger's voice, hum~

Why is it also a man, his voice is so nice, although I don't know what he looks like, but he must be a handsome guy, he must be, hum~

But he just thought about it, and left a message under the blogger's comment as usual.There have been more than 5000 comments under the comment!

Long live my emperor: Blogger, I can eat another five bowls of rice by listening to your voice~

As a CBD executive, Zheng Chen said that the greatest pleasure after finishing his work every day is to watch the food videos of octopus balls and talk about some comments on the Internet. (Don’t think that only girls are capable of flirting! Boys can do it for male gods too!) Another great pleasure is shopping on Taobao!

Zheng Chen said that as a boy, sometimes he is quite shy when buying underwear in a physical store.So after buying some inferior products, Zheng Chen finally bought his favorite underwear at a decent men's underwear store.

Since then, he has become a loyal fan of this underwear store, as long as there are new underwear, he will collect them! (I don’t know if anyone has this quirk? Don’t take it seriously!)

The phone vibrated, and Zheng Chen looked at the message, and sure enough, someone raised the bar with him.

Fatty also loves to reply Long live my emperor: I can eat another ten bowls of rice listening to the voice of octopus balls. Young people’s appetite is too small!

Long live my emperor replied that fat people also have love: Hehe~ I am so fat and eat so much, do I have to eat enough?

Zheng Chen found out that Fatty also has love and didn't reply anymore, he couldn't help saying yes in his heart, hehe~ exposing other people's shortcomings has always been his specialty.

Zheng Chen re-watched the video posted by Octopus Maruko from beginning to end, which was his habit for the past three years.

Seeing that I was hungry, I couldn't help getting out of bed, walked to the refrigerator and opened the refrigerator door, eh!Only this refrigerator is the cleanest in the whole room!

I couldn't help but shed two waterfalls of tears, why do you want to watch food videos with cheap hands, why don't you buy some food and save it.God, I didn't eat enough in the afternoon, but now... Zheng Chen touched his flat belly, it's really flat~ I'm really hungry!

Should I sleep or endure it?Zheng Chen looked at the wall clock, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.Fight!

Zheng Chen picked up his coat and wallet, and walked outside the complex.

Going out to eat in the middle of the night to eat, should only be foodies, right?But Zheng Chen would never admit that he was actually a foodie. After all, a boy is a foodie, and it doesn't sound very nice to say it.

And Zhang Yi, who was being talked about, was wrapped in a quilt and fast asleep. (Well, I don’t know the working hours of the customer service in detail, so don’t delve into it!)

The moonlight outside the window is just right!

The author has something to say: This is a new article, just for beginners, so don’t spray it if you don’t like it!thanks!