There are always so many neuroses in this world

Responding to some readers' questions as usual, Zhang Yi stretched out his hand and rubbed his shoulders.Maybe the best thing about being a customer service is that you don’t have to go out, it’s still very comfortable at home.

Well!What are you having for lunch today?

Zhang Yi opened Baidu and searched, looking at various food pictures, couldn't help drooling.

As a foodie, his only hobby is to eat, but he also likes to cook, and his wife will definitely have good food in the future.Zhang Yi nodded secretly. After all, girls have worked very hard. If you have to take care of all the housework, then the burden will be too heavy.

As a good man in the new century, Zhang Yi has always known how to take care of women.

Recently, fans have been begging for the male god's hot photos under the comments on the website. The momentum is so great that Zhang Yi feels that if he doesn't follow, he will definitely be beaten by the fans.

I specially went to the vegetable market to buy Boston lobsters, one weighs a pound and two taels, and Zhang Yi is going to make steamed Boston lobsters.

Looking forward to thinking about it.

When passing by the tomatoes, Zhang Yi stopped and took two big tomatoes. They were not bad, and I will cook another tomato egg soup later!

I also bought two catties of pears and three lemons on the street and prepared to make tea.

It was past ten o'clock when I returned to the community. Today is a weekend, and the community is crowded with people.

While waiting at the elevator, there was a sound of running behind him. Zhang Yi looked back and saw that it was a man.

When I approached Zhang Yi, I was a little confused. I didn't seem to have seen this person before, so he must be a new user, right?

Zheng Chen took a breath, looked at the man next to him, and his first reaction was that he was so clean.

This person is wearing Li Ning's casual clothes, standing there is a landscape.The hair that is not too long hangs slightly on the forehead, clean and fresh.The light blue shirt is loosely rolled up at the wrist, simple and gorgeous.

As if feeling the scorching gaze, what Zhang Yi saw when he turned his head was Zheng Chen's infatuated eyes.

Shaking, Zhang Yi silently stood a little further away.When the elevator came down, Zhang Yi went in first.

There are perverts here.

Zheng Chen rubbed his nose, he was actually fascinated by a man, my God, wouldn't he be regarded as a pervert?

Standing in the elevator, Zheng Chen couldn't help but look at Zhang Yi again. This time, he finally saw the big bag in Zhang Yi's hand. My God, there was a lot of food.

Can't help but get close.

"Hello, I'm a user who moved in last month. I'm at 526. What about you?"

Zhang Yi smiled: "I'm downstairs from you, 426. I'll be your neighbor from now on!"

The voice is nice, but why does it feel so familiar?

"My name is Zheng Chen, and I'm an office worker." God knows, it was the first time he said so friendlyly.

"Just call me Zhang Yi."

The two of them had nothing to say.

The elevator stopped on the fourth floor, Zhang Yi gave Zheng Chen a smile, and stepped out first.

Is the voice really familiar?Where did you hear it?

Zhang washed the crayfish, took out his mobile phone and started recording, and said slowly while recording

"Boston crayfish are generally quite big, enough for two people!"

“Today I made steamed Boston crayfish”

"First wash the lobster, then... finally sprinkle onion, ginger and garlic, and steam for a few minutes!"

His voice is clean and charming, soft and pure, giving people the enjoyment of sound.

After the video was released, the response was overwhelming!

Male God Marry Me: My God!My ears are getting pregnant!

Male god marry me: Male god, do you still lack a cleaner at home?The kind who went to college and learned martial arts.

You said: male god, your voice is so nice, oh my god, I'm going to faint!

Two Blue Birds: Comparing my disabled skills, I feel that I will definitely not be able to marry in the future!woo woo woo~

Fat people also have love: I ate five more bowls of rice!

......

After seeing the video of Octopus Balls for the first time, Zheng Chen scratched his head, my God, he finally knew why Zhang Yi's voice was so familiar just now!So he is Octopus Maruko?

Gosh!The male god lives downstairs from me!

I really want to eat and drink, what should I do?

In the future, we must have a good relationship with the male god, so that the food will be available!Zheng Chen come on!

He solemnly took his mobile phone to comment

Long live my emperor: I guess the male god must be very handsome!

The male god is really good-looking!Zheng Chen couldn't help but walked to the mirror, there was a tough-looking man in a suit, he couldn't help touching his chin, Zheng Chen couldn't help sighing: In fact, he looks pretty good too!

God, what does he care about looks like a man?Be a demon!

When he picked up the phone, he found that the screen of the phone had been swiped by the words "hot photo of the male god"!

Male God Marry Me: Male God Explosive Photos! ! !

Two Blue Birds: Hot photos of male gods! ! !

Fat people also have love: The photos of male gods! ! !

A lemon: the male god explodes! ! !

You said: The male god explodes! ! !

........

The team is neat and grand!

Zhang Yi continued to eat the finished lobster silently. If he was afraid of being fleshed after the explosion, let his appearance become a mystery, anyway, he is a big man!

Well, what a pity not to sleep on such a good weekend!

******

After silently observing Zhang Yi for a few days, Zheng Chen found that Zhang Yi seemed to be staying at home all the time, because he purposely wandered around on the fourth floor during working hours, but instead of waiting for Zhang Yi to go out, Zheng Chen was late!

The next day he was a long time early again, and he still didn't wait for Zhang Yi to go out.

What exactly is Zhang Yi's job?Food blogger?

Zheng Chen didn't feel at all that he was paying a lot of attention to Zhang Yi.

However, after observing Zheng Chen for a period of time, he still gained some results. When he happened to be at work, he ran into Zhang Yi who had just finished running outside the community. He also met Zhang Yi helping an old couple lift heavy objects, and laughed at the community crying child.

This is a kind and warm man!Zheng Chen concluded.

But the sad thing is that they are still stuck in nodding.

How much Zheng Chen wanted to have a meal!

He was about to throw up after eating fast food!

Every time watching the video of octopus balls is a kind of enjoyment and torture!

But Zheng Chen didn't expect the opportunity to come so soon!

......

Looking at the sudden heavy rain, Zhang Yi couldn't help sighing.

It’s hard to come out and relax, what a god!

A black Audi drove over in the distance, and parked firmly in front of Zhang Yi, with the window rolled down, Zhang Yi looked at the person in front of him as if he was a new neighbor.

"( ) Hi! Come up, let's go back together." Zheng Chen didn't know why he looked like an elite outside, but always had a smiling face in front of him.

As the saying goes, do not hit a smiling face, Zhang Yi looked at the smiling face, and silently swallowed the words of refusal.

Opening the co-pilot's door, Zhang Yi sighed and smiled slightly at Zheng Chen: "Thank you!"

Showing eight teeth, Zheng Chen smiled brightly: "You're welcome!"

Chapter [-]: "......"

"Well, what song do you like to listen to?" The car was driving at a traffic light intersection, Zheng Chen turned on the music and looked sideways at Zhang Yi.

Zhang Yi always has an illusion, as if he will cry if he refuses the person in front of him.Maybe he was thinking too much!

Zheng Chen smiled stiffly, why did Zhang Yi look at him for so long, did he guess his evil heart?God knows, he just wanted to grab a meal.

"Well! I can do it!" Silently looking back, Zhang Yi felt that he might not have slept well, why did he have such strange thoughts.

The two were speechless.

The car drove into the community, Zheng Chen got out of the car and opened the side driver's door for Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi, whose hand was in mid-air...put it down embarrassingly.

I always feel that this person seems to be very attentive to me.

Zhang Yi silently recalled what he had that was worthy of the other party's payment, no money, man.Thinking about it this way, the whole person relaxed, as expected, he was scaring himself.

Zheng Chen quickly opened the elevator door again, and diligently pressed the 4th floor... Zhang Yi was shocked, he didn't press ⑤, didn't he live on the 5th floor?

Zheng Chen never expected that he would be regarded as a dark-minded pervert, and started his bitter drama.

"You bought so many vegetables again?"

"Ok!"

"Do you have a girlfriend who cooks for you or do you do it yourself?"

"Myself"

"That's great, is your cooking delicious?"

"Fortunately."

"Oh! It's a pity that I don't know how to cook, and the food outside is so unpalatable!"

"Um"

"......" Zheng Chen was so sad.

After listening for a while, Zhang Yi finally understood why this man was so courteous to him. It turned out that he wanted to eat and drink because he had bought so many vegetables.

Wanting to refuse, he was about to go home, and the moment the elevator door opened, he couldn't help but look back at Zheng Chen.

Zheng Chen, who felt that he had been rejected, stood in the corner of the elevator in a languid and unlovely manner throughout his life, with his head drooping slightly and the corners of his mouth drooping.It looks like a big dog abandoned by its owner.

"Why don't you come to my house as a guest? Is it impolite that the neighbor hasn't entertained you for so long?"

What?entertain?

Zheng Chen, who quickly came back to life, quickly burst into a bright smile, as if he was not as happy as he was at the moment when he was promoted and raised!

There is light behind him!It's so dazzling.

Zhang Yi couldn't explain why he changed his mind again, maybe his expression was too decadent?What's more, it's just to treat him to a meal, treat it as a guest from afar!

The later Zhang just wanted to slap himself at the time, what the hell, is he blind?That's why he regards this big-tailed wolf as a big dog.

Not only did he eat his food, but he also... made an inch of it.

After entering Zhang Yi's house, Zheng Chen realized that not every boy is so...sloppy.

The living room and the kitchen are connected together. Zheng Chen made a preliminary observation that this is a second bedroom, and there is another one that I don't know if it is a guest room or a study.The living room adopts European design, with off-white wallpaper, which looks atmospheric and simple.

The off-white sofa looks so comfortable, eh!It is more comfortable to sit on.

There are tatami mats and a small table outside the balcony, and the fabric flowers inserted on it are very beautiful.

Thinking back to his messy and beautiful home, Zheng Chen lowered his head in shame.

"Any taboos?"