Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world

"Of course." The old man swallowed: "Then, god monk, how about some food for this old man?"

Xiao Lanshan picked up a steamed bun with some food in it and threw it over, but was caught by the old man in a hurry.

"Don't give it to him anymore, that old man is a liar!" A death row inmate kindly reminded Xiao Lanshan: "When I first came here, I was full of nonsense, and I couldn't die from beatings. I was crazy all day long."

"Drip, hide the mission, get close to the old lunatic. Mission reward: Ninth Grade Jade Brew + 1L, Dreaming Fragrance +1. (Prize introduction: Nine Grade Jade Brew, made from Qiqi 49 kinds of plant essence combined with Wannian distiller's grains, each 250ML One bottle. Dreaming incense, after lighting it, you can go to the dream of the other party, and you can create dreams, a total of 6 hours.)”

Hidden missions! ?Xiao Lanshan was secretly excited. Sure enough, these days, people who are crazy and have some knowledge are not fuel-efficient lamps.

Xiao Lanshan was a little excited, but she didn't dare to show it, she just smiled slightly: "It doesn't matter, it's considered filial piety to the elderly."

As soon as the old man heard it, he immediately became excited: "Listen, learn more from other gods and monks, respect the old and love the young!"

"Bah." A prisoner spat at the crazy old man in dissatisfaction: "You spit out the cornbread that you lied to me last time!"

"Look, I'm an old man who eats your cornbread and you scold me. Look at me, there are so many rats and bugs that can eat my old bones, and there is a dead man who is about to stink. You don't know how to be considerate." Mine, I knew I wanted your stinky cornbread!" The old lunatic ate ​​the steamed buns and vegetables beautifully: "Hey, divine monk, you eat it very well!"

"Stinking dead?" Xiao Lanshan frowned: "Why don't you let the jailer drag it away? Keeping it there will cause a plague."

The old lunatic nodded, and looked at Xiao Lanshan seriously: "The monk is right, the man is still alive, I'll cover him up." Then he turned around.

"Wait!" Xiao Lanshan called to stop the old lunatic: "Is there still a breath?"

"Well, almost." The old lunatic quickly gnawed on the steamed buns: "When he was dragged in, his bones were basically broken, just like you, but this guy has been half dead for almost half a month, I feel uncomfortable watching it, I really want to Help him figure it out."

The bones are basically broken, but they can still live for half a month?

Xiao Lanshan was in awe, he was definitely a master of kung fu in the club!No wonder there are hidden missions, the point is here!

Xiao Lanshan looked over worriedly: "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, sir..."

"Stop, if you can save me, I have been saved a long time ago. Although my ideas are wrong, I still have a conscience." The old man waved his hand: "I can't help it. If it takes another two days, this will really drag out a dead man."

Xiao Lanshan realized that this old guy was not stupid or crazy, he wanted to save the man inside, otherwise how could the man with basically broken bones survive in the cell for nearly a month?

Xiao Lanshan had the bottom line in her heart, called the patrolling guard to stop, and asked to change the cell.

The jailer readily agreed, and took Xiao Lanshan into the old lunatic's cell, and the giant panda followed silently.Very loyal.

Even though Xiao Lanshan's nose was already numb, when he was in front of that man, he was still suffocated by the smell.

The wounds on the man's body had festered, and there was basically no good flesh in his body. Many of the wounds still had bugs and even traces of being bitten by rats.

Xiao Lanshan resisted the feeling of wanting to vomit, stuffed a rejuvenation pill into the man's mouth, and poured the pill down with the water that he used to wipe his body.

This cell is small, and there are only crazy old men and dying men in it, and now Xiao Lanshan is added.

Xiao Lanshan reluctantly gave up a quilt to the man. After wiping her body with water, Xiao Lanshan unexpectedly found that her skin seemed to be getting better.

The old lunatic looked at Xiao Lanshan's exposed skin and Xiao Lanshan's clean face, unable to take his eyes off for a long time, and finally stroked his chin and asked jokingly: "Could it be that you were sent in because you didn't come from a certain dignitary?" Bar?"

Xiao Lanshan froze his movements and did not speak.

The sharp-eared prisoners immediately had something to chat with other people again.

After one night, the man's injury healed a lot, and new flesh grew out. Xiao Lanshan used 20% of his celestial power again, and the man's consciousness began to return.

"It's really amazing!" The old lunatic was amazed at Xiao Lanshan's treatment efficiency, and even hugged Xiao Lanshan's thigh and asked Xiao Lanshan to be his apprentice.

"Drip, the hidden mission is completed, close to the old lunatic. Mission rewards: Nine Grade Jade Brewing +1L, Dreaming Fragrance +1."

Xiao Lanshan felt that the old madman must have some hidden identity, so he verbally agreed to the old madman, and made the old madman dance happily in the cell, Xiao Lanshan couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw it.

Before the criminals came, Xiao Lanshan looked at the anesthetic, and there were 36 hours left, which was enough for Xiao Lanshan to endure him for another three or four days.

Xiao Lanshan was also very afraid in his heart that the people from the Ministry of Justice would come up with some strange tricks, so he decided to use the incense tonight to enter the dreams of the empress dowager and the empress. Six hours should be enough.

The people from the Criminal Department came very early today, and when they saw Xiao Lanshan who was intact, the eyes of that sinister man almost popped out.

"Brother Xuan, let me just say, he must be a monster!" the sinister man said affirmatively to the leading man.

"Nonsense." The leading man reprimanded the insidious man, then turned his head and looked at Xiao Lanshan with a complicated expression.

"Even if you are a monster, I want you to show your style!" The gloomy man stared at Xiao Lanshan viciously, as if he wanted to take a bite out of Xiao Lanshan's body.

When Xiao Lanshan was about to leave the cell, the old lunatic suddenly stopped in front of Xiao Lanshan, gesticulating with his teeth and claws: "He is my apprentice, what do you want to do?"

"Apprentice?" The leading man looked indifferently: "Are you going to confess?"

"Isn't it just a Jiulong cup? You tell the prince to go out of the gate of the palace and walk ten miles east and one mile south. You will see a big locust tree. Just dig it underground." The old lunatic was dissatisfied Humming and chirping: "It's really stingy to lock me up for so long with a broken cup."

The leading man nodded, and then looked at Xiao Lanshan: "The divine monk really has profound morals, and even unintentional masters can persuade him to do good." After speaking, he turned his head and was about to leave.

"Brother Xuan, what about him?" The sinister man was anxious.

"I'm going to look for the Nine Dragon Cup today, and we'll talk about it tomorrow." Xiao Lanshan heaved a sigh of relief when the leading man left with the people from the Ministry of Punishment.

"I thought you weren't afraid, but you were very scared." The old lunatic said jokingly.

"Thank you." Xiao Lanshan looked at the old lunatic sincerely.

"Thank you, I'm your master, and you still want to save that kid. If you die, you will suffer a great loss." The old lunatic sat cross-legged on the ground, looking at Xiao Lanshan a little flatteringly: "Master treats you so well." Okay, let the jailer bring some wine?"

"You want to drink?" Xiao Lanshan smiled.

"You have?" The old lunatic came up to Xiao Lanshan and asked quietly.

Xiao Lanshan looked at the old lunatic mysteriously: "I don't have any now, but after tonight, there will be good wine."

"Oh?" The old lunatic's eyes lit up, and then he turned around and asked, "How good is it?"

"Gods and Buddhas special drink." Xiao Lanshan made up the story without any guilt: "It is brewed from 49 kinds of immortal grasses, and it is made of ten thousand years of distiller's grains. This wine can only be found in the fairy world. I can bring you a bottle. ,but……"

"But what?" The old madman was dubious.

"I want to go to heaven to invite, so I want to light the Lihun incense to let the soul leave the body. You have to take care of my body and the Lihun incense. After the incense is gone, I will bring the wine back." Xiao Lanshan was serious.

"Oh? It's fun, fun!" The old lunatic became interested, and an unknown emotion flashed across his eyes: "Then what if your wine can't come?"