Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world

"Then... you won't be able to drink it." Xiao Lanshan continued to be serious.

"No, no, no." The old lunatic shook his head: "If your wine can't come, I'll let the gang of criminals take you away, and let you suffer too."

"Okay." Xiao Lanshan was confident.

At night, Xiao Lanshan lit the dream incense, sat cross-legged on the mattress, concentrating on thinking about the queen mother, and after a while, Xiao Lanshan entered the queen mother's dream.

Xiao Lanshan had long thought of the layout, so that a high platform inlaid with gold and jade would be pulled up from the flat ground, and there would be a pregnant queen and herself on the high platform.

The queen mother walked up to the high platform in a daze, and saw Xiao Lanshan sitting quietly with her eyes closed.

"God monk?" the Queen Mother asked cautiously.

"Empress Dowager, are you not staying with the Empress?" Xiao Lanshan opened his eyes with a smile on his lips.

"What happened to the queen?" The queen mother didn't know why.

"What's wrong with you, Queen Mother?" Xiao Lanshan pretended to be very realistic: "The empress has been pregnant for four months, haven't you been with the queen every day these days?"

"What!" The queen mother opened her eyes wide: "Is Zheng'er pregnant?"

"Yes." Xiao Lanshan smiled, pulling the queen mother to look down from the stage, the queen with a slightly protruding belly came slowly accompanied by the maid.

"Zheng'er is pregnant!" The empress dowager burst into tears with excitement: "God has eyes! My Miao family won't end in extinction!"

"Yeah." Xiao Lanshan smiled at the side, and with a thought, the high platform under her feet began to shake.

"This, what's going on!" The queen mother hurriedly grabbed the railing in front of her.

Xiao Lanshan quickly changed her image, wearing bloody white clothes, with her hair loose, pointing at the queen mother and weeping blood: "I kindly begged for a child for you, but you treat me like this! I want the gods and Buddhas to cut off the incense of your Miao family." ! Let you go to hell to meet your ancestors!"

"No, the Ai family doesn't want to do this, it's because Yuan Gan didn't listen to the Ai family's words!" The queen mother knelt in front of Xiao Lanshan and cried, "Please, don't cut off the incense of my Miao family, don't! The Ai family let you out The Ai family will immediately build the Tongtian Pavilion, immediately!"

Satisfied, Xiao Lanshan dismissed the illusion and left the Queen Mother's dream.

Xiao Lanshan couldn't return to her physical body consciously, and thought for a while that maybe the incense was not burned out, so Xiao Lanshan didn't stop doing it, and simply went to the queen's dream and pasted and copied the illusion just now.

Seeing the frightened little face of the Empress Empress, who kept making promises, Xiao Lanshan exited her dream with satisfaction.

But still can't go back.

Xiao Lanshan thought for a while, then sneaked into the dog emperor's dream, ready to scare him.

Dark night, red moon, a gloomy tomb, Xiao Lanshan wrote the names of the dog emperor and the empress dowager on the tombstone, making the dog emperor enter the illusion.

The dog emperor quickly discovered the words on the tombstone, but he just frowned, not even a frightened expression.

How does this work!

Dressed in blood, Xiao Lanshan suddenly appeared in front of the dog emperor.

Xiao Lanshan had a panoramic view of Emperor Dog's surprised expression, Xiao Lanshan was slightly satisfied, and approached Emperor Dog step by step.

The Dog Emperor didn't back down, and just watched Xiao Lanshan about to bump into him.

"I died so miserable..." Xiao Lanshan tried her best to imitate the horror movies she had seen before.

"Are you dead?" The Dog Emperor's expression instantly became strange.

"It's all because of you..." Xiao Lanshan stared at the dog emperor viciously: "I'm dead, and you don't even want to live..."

The Dog Emperor looked at Xiao Lanshan's bloody clothes: "Are you injured?" He said and pulled off Xiao Lanshan's loose clothes.

Looking down at her glistening chest, Xiao Lanshan realized that she forgot to add some injuries to it. Could this be revealing?

The dog emperor's eyes darkened, and Xiao Lanshan felt uncomfortable being watched. It's over, did he get discovered?

The Dog Emperor suddenly pinched Xiao Lanshan's shoulder, as if mustering up his courage, and fiercely kissed Xiao Lanshan who was still in a daze.

What the fuck? !

In Xiao Lanshan's mind, [-] grass and mud horses ran past, because he felt that the dog emperor was coming for real, and his tongue came in!

Xiao Lanshan hurriedly wanted to push the dog emperor away, but was hugged by the dog emperor tightly, without any space.

Next, Xiao Lanshan felt that she was dreaming, because the dog emperor actually started to take off his clothes and pressed herself under him.

No, it's obviously a horror movie!

It wasn't until the city gate fell that Xiao Lanshan realized that love at first sight took effect?It's too late, isn't it?

The feeling of being severely bullied is not good, but this is a dream.

Xiao Lanshan tried to use illusion, and even conjured up the queen mother to scold at the side, but the dog emperor just kept going!

In the end, Xiao Lanshan could only make the environment a little better. After all, for the first time, even a dream must have a romantic atmosphere, in a high-end six-star couple hotel!

The red bed sheet set off the young man's skin as crystal clear as snow. Xiao Lanshan only felt that after the environment got better, the dog emperor exerted even more force, which made Xiao Lanshan's consciousness almost collapse, and in the end only secret joy was left .

As soon as Xiao Lanshan came back to his senses, he began to curse in a low voice, which made the crazy old man stunned.

"What's wrong?" the crazy old man asked curiously.

"It's nothing." Xiao Lanshan regained his composure. If such a thing is said, I will be ashamed as a monk!

"Where's the wine?" The crazy old man walked around Xiao Lanshan, but there was nothing.

"Here." Xiao Lanshan deliberately showed his empty hand in front of the crazy old man, and then took out a bottle of Ninth Grade Jade Wine from the space.

The crazy old man's eyes widened, and he took the small bottle like cold jade.

"How did you do it?" The crazy old man asked incredulously, he himself was a thief with extremely fast hands and sharp eyes, but he didn't even see how Xiao Lanshan got the wine out.

"Try it, does it suit your taste?" Xiao Lanshan smiled.

The crazy old man carefully picked up the bottle, took a sip, and froze.

Never! Haven't had a drink like this in over sixty years!

Sweet and clear as ice spring water on the top of a snow mountain, mixed with the fragrance of herbs, but you can't taste any taste of herbs, as if the essence of all herbs is perfectly mixed in the wine! The pure wine tastes like a flame wrapped in ice, Into the mouth, into the throat, gently soothing the internal organs.I want to bow down under the bottle of this wine!

The old lunatic fell into a strange situation and couldn't recover for a long time.

Xiao Lanshan went to check on the man's injuries, and found that most of them were healed, but he was still unconscious.

Xiao Lanshan transferred 10% of Xianli to the man as soon as it arrived in the account today.It's not that Xiao Lanshan is stingy, now that he's in prison, he can't protect himself.He had to put down some Xianli as his hole card.

After Xiao Lanshan finished the breakfast brought by the jailer, the old lunatic slowly came back to his senses and looked at Xiao Lanshan in disbelief.