Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world

Chapter 30: Another Thigh Hug

As night fell, the little mouse brought word that everything was ready outside.

As soon as the agreed time comes, Xiao Lanshan, the old lunatic and Shen Tanxi can climb out of the cave, see the light of day again, and regain their freedom.

Xiao Lanshan specially told the little mouse to open the passage wider, otherwise the giant panda might get stuck.

Xiao Lanshan and Shen Tanxi chatted very happily. As expected, he is the eldest son of the Shen family who is recognized by people in the world. He is indeed knowledgeable, elegant in conversation, and has a high emotional intelligence. People have to like it.

"There is still half an hour." Shen Tanxi looked at the moon outside from the small window of the cell: "Do you have anything else to bring?"

"It's good for people to go out, what to bring." The old lunatic quietly tied the nine-grade jade wine to the waist of his trousers.

Xiao Lanshan looked at her brand-new prison uniform, and then at the pieces of cloth hanging on the shabby and dirty bodies of the old lunatic and Shen Tanxi, feeling like a prison VIP.

Shen Tanxi seems to have been tortured, the clothes on his body are stained with dried blood, and the clothes hang on his body almost like strips of cloth, which cannot cover his strong body. Are all martial arts practitioners in such good shape?

Xiao Lanshan looked down at her unformed abs, and decided that if she went out this time, she must also practice martial arts, not to mention other things, at least to develop her figure.

For some reason, Xiao Lanshan suddenly remembered the crazy dream with Emperor Dog last time.The dog emperor has a better figure than himself!

The dog emperor sits all day long, eats good food, is immoral, and still has such a good figure, which is unscientific!

Xiao Lanshan's sad eyes were too obvious, causing Shen Tanxi to ask: "Brother Xiao, what's wrong with you?"

Xiao Lanshan pouted: "Why don't I have muscles like yours?"

Shen Tanxi froze for a moment, then involuntarily lowered his head to look at his spring-exposed body.

"Actually... I can teach you the art of strengthening your body." Shen Tanxi pulled off the cloth strips on his body very simply, exposing his upper body completely.

Broad shoulders, eight-pack abs, and tight chest muscles.Xiao Lanshan bowed her head silently, this TM is provoking me!

Shen Tanxi's face was reddish, and she stared straight at Xiao Lanshan who was "shy" and lowered her head.

Even the crazy old man felt the rather weird atmosphere between the two men.

"That..." The crazy old man tried his best to organize his words.

"The Empress is here~"

The few people who heard the high-pitched eunuch's exclusive voice were stunned.Empress?

Xiao Lanshan's first reaction was: Dreaming Fragrance finally worked!

The second reaction is: why not the empress dowager?

The third reaction is: Damn, I'm going to run away tonight!

The three of them suddenly became tense.

"What should I do?" the old lunatic lowered his voice.

"Wait and see." Shen Tanxi sat there calmly.

Xiao Lanshan quickly thought about countermeasures.

The eunuch and the jailer arrived at the door of Xiao Lanshan's cell, the eunuch signaled with a look, and the jailer opened the door.

"Let's go, Divine Monk Xiao." The eunuch said sharply, "The Empress is waiting for you."

Xiao Lanshan and the old lunatic Shen Tanxi looked at each other, then turned to ask the eunuch: "Excuse me, father-in-law, what is the empress's business in this dirty place?"

The eunuch smiled falsely: "Shenseng Xiao, your good luck has come. Specifically, let's talk about it after seeing the empress~"

Xiao Lanshan thought over and over again, got up and left.

The old lunatic and Shen Tanxi watched Xiao Lanshan leave.

In the rest room of the jailers, Xiao Lanshan saw the empress again.

She was still charming and charming, but Xiao Lanshan couldn't think of anything else this time, because the head of the Ministry of Punishment was also by the queen's side.

"God monk." The empress first said, "Do you know why I came here late at night?"

Xiao Lanshan saluted: "It must be for the Miao family."

The queen was taken aback, and nodded: "You know a lot."

"Bring it up." The queen said to the eunuch next to her.

Each of the two eunuchs carried a tray, one containing the pardon and the Four Treasures of the Study, and the other containing the official seal and official uniform.

"I have discussed with the empress dowager, either, you take the pardon, leave the drawings of the Dengtian Pavilion, and continue to be your monk. Or, you are appointed as the seventh-rank official in Kyoto, and you are responsible for building the Dengtian Pavilion. You choose Let's go." The empress looked relaxed, as if she had predicted Xiao Lanshan's choice.

"Thank you, Empress Dowager, Empress Dowager for your love." Xiao Lanshan smiled and took the tray with the Four Treasures of the Study.

Just kidding, I still have thick thighs, what do you want your seventh grade sesame official to do?

Seeing Xiao Lanshan's choice, many people showed surprised expressions.

"Do you think the official is small or the power is low?" The queen said with confidence: "You have to know that everything belongs to the Ministry of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China. If you do well, you can definitely be named a sixth-rank official."

Who the hell wants you to be a sixth-grade official?

Xiao Lanshan kept smiling: "The empress misunderstood, I am not interested in officialdom, I want to be a good doctor and save people from illnesses more than being an official."

The queen didn't speak, but she had doubts in her heart: "Then ask the monk to draw the blueprint of Dengtian Pavilion."

Xiao Lanshan nodded, and a jailer brought chairs for Xiao Lanshan. Xiao Lanshan opened the search engine and searched for a design of a flat pavilion. It took half an hour to complete and handed it over to the queen.

"Okay, since the divine monk's ambition is not in the officialdom, it is inconvenient for me to stop him, but in order to repay the divine monk, there should be some, and my palace will not lack the divine monk."

The eunuch brought a tray with brand new clothes, identity letter, and hundreds of taels of silver.

"Thank you, Empress Dowager." Xiao Lanshan saluted with a smile, sending the empress away respectfully.

"Congratulations." The jailers came up to congratulate Xiao Lanshan.

Xiao Lanshan smiled wryly, asked for a house to be cleaned, and then summoned a little mouse to deliver a letter to Shen Tanxi.

After a while, Shen Tanxi replied that they had been waiting for Xiao Lanshan, and when they saw Xiao Lanshan saying that she had been released, they had already left, and they wrote down the time and address of the next meeting.

Xiao Lanshan put on brand new clothes and was in a very happy mood.

"Hey, the main task (mandatory): the emperor's favorability reaches 60 and completed. Completion rewards: Silver +300000, Fame +500, Body Refining Pill +1, Lottery Ticket +1, Immortal Qi Decoration +1."

Ouch, good things come in pairs!

Xiao Lanshan happily found the fairy decoration, which was a jade bracelet.

Xiao Lanshan tried to put the jade bracelet on her hand.With the sound of "Drip, the fairy decoration has been bound.", the jade bracelet miraculously shrank by a circle, and Xiao Lanshan couldn't take it anymore.

magic!Xiao Lanshan went out of the room, and left at night under the reluctant eyes of the jailers.

The next day, Fulin Restaurant.

When Xiao Lanshan arrived, an uncle was persuading Shen Tanxi and the old lunatic: "Young master, the ghost thief, we don't know the details of that monk at all. It's too dangerous for you to stay here. I'll stay here for you and wait." Can he do it? Please leave quickly!"

Xiao Lanshan was moved by such earnest persuasion, but it was a pity that Shen Tanxi and the crazy old man should still eat and drink.There is also a giant panda gnawing on bamboo.

Xiao Lanshan walked towards their table, Shen Tanxi saw Xiao Lanshan first, and immediately stood up in surprise: "Brother Xiao, you really came."

Xiao Lanshan smiled: "I haven't fulfilled what I promised you, how could I leave?"

"Master~" The old lunatic came up together: "The queen didn't make things difficult for you, did she?"

"No." Xiao Lanshan sat down with a smile: "She asked me to draw blueprints, then gave me a pardon, and also gave me a lot of silver."

"Hey, this is a good relationship!" The old lunatic patted Shen Tanxi: "Did you hear, Da Shen, we have delicious food and drink on the way!"

Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan tenderly: "Why do you have the nerve to let Brother Xiao spend the money? I can go to the ticket shop to pay a sum of my dividends, which is enough for us to spend on the road."

"Oh, look at my brain!" The old lunatic patted his head, and suddenly leaned over: "Aren't you rich, Dachen?"

Shen Tanxi smiled and said nothing, but aimed at Xiao Lanshan: "It's all for my wife."

Xiao Lanshan was just picking up a piece of meat and was about to put it in his mouth. When he heard this, he raised his head, good guy, if you say a daughter-in-law is a daughter-in-law, why are you staring at me?

This hero is not short of money!Xiao Lanshan took an inventory of the system backpack, and now he has a total of almost 50 taels of silver, which is considered a small local tyrant!

Xiao Lanshan continued to eat with her head down.

"Since everyone is here, let's go!" The uncle looked on and cried: "Your family's team has already started to retreat, it's really unimaginable for you to be caught again!"

Xiao Lanshan put down the chopsticks first: "Let's go."

"It makes you anxious." The old lunatic drank leisurely: "The fugitive is not you."

Xiao Lanshan silently looked at the old lunatic.

The old lunatic blinked a few times, and immediately put down the jug: "Yes, Master is right, this is very dangerous, let's go!"

Saying that he pulled Shen Tanxi up and walked out, Xiao Lanshan hurriedly caught up with the two of them.The giant panda staggered to the side and got up to catch up with Xiao Lanshan.

The three of them left the capital, rode their horses and whipped their whips, ate and drank on the road, and arrived at Shen's house after playing for nearly a month.

Shen Tanxi often received carrier pigeons on the road, and Xiao Lanshan was very curious to see them.

"Can this pigeon go anywhere?" Xiao Lanshan poked the pigeon with his finger.

"Yes." Shen Tanxi smiled.

"Then can we go to Hanguang Temple? I want to send a message to my master." Xiao Lanshan looked at Shen Tanxi expectantly.

"Of course." Shen Tanxi said cutely: "Brother Xiao is much more anxious to tell the master good things about me."

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