Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world
Chapter 29: The Shen Family's Big Thick Legs
"This wine..." The old lunatic hesitated to speak.
"It's really not from this world." Xiao Lanshan smiled: "Do you believe me?"
The old lunatic looked at the wine, then at the man who was about to die the day before, and couldn't help nodding: "Trust!"
The old lunatic rolled his eyes: "But..."
"But what?" Xiao Lanshan asked.
"But do you have any more?" The old lunatic leaned over with a shy face: "Can you be my master? I will do whatever you ask me to do. I only want wine every day!"
Xiao Lanshan's heart once again refreshed the thick skin of the old lunatic.
"No." Xiao Lanshan refused solemnly: "This wine is very precious, and it's good luck that I can get one or two bottles." Do you still want to drink it every day?How can it be!
The old lunatic pursed his lips, imitating the little girl's coquettishness: "Master, can you give me some more?"
Xiao Lanshan resisted the feeling of vomiting, turned around silently, and began to recite the "Diamond Sutra" silently.
"Cough, cough cough..." The man who had been lying dead coughed violently, Xiao Lanshan hurried over, trying to take the man's pulse, but the man squeezed his hand violently.
"You...you are..." The man's voice was hoarse, and he coughed again after saying two words.
Xiao Lanshan broke free from the man's hand, and took some water for him: "Drink it first."
The man's lips were chapped, but he refused to drink, and stared straight at Xiao Lanshan.
"This is the death row, and I'm your cellmate." Xiao Lanshan explained helplessly.
"Yo, are you awake?" The old lunatic came over and said, "Thank you my master, you would have died without him."
Master?The man looked at Xiao Lanshan, his eyes were a little gentler.
"Come on, let me feed you." The old lunatic took the water from Xiao Lanshan's hand and poured it roughly into the man's mouth.
The man coughed from choking on the water.
Xiao Lanshan couldn't stand it anymore, pushed the old lunatic, and was very dissatisfied: "I managed to save me, and you will choke to death again?"
Xiao Lanshan patted the man's back, waiting for the man to recover.
"Is it better?" Xiao Lanshan asked concerned.
"It's much better, thank you." The man looked directly at Xiao Lanshan with a touch of tenderness in his eyes.
Xiao Lanshan thought to himself that you are still a high-level npc, so why don't you take care of you?
"You're welcome." Xiao Lanshan took the man's pulse, and it was steady, so he nodded, "It's almost fine."
"Thank you." The man thanked Xiao Lanshan again, staring straight at Xiao Lanshan's face: "Can you tell me who you are? I will definitely repay you in the future."
"Oops." The old lunatic sniffed at the wine bottle: "You are like a bodhisattva crossing the river, and you still want to repay it later? If you can repay, can you get my old man out first?"
The man nodded: "When do you want to go out?"
"What?" The old lunatic's eyes lit up: "Can you really help us out?"
"Of course." The man smiled slightly: "My internal injuries are almost healed, and I can already use my internal strength."
"Internal strength?" The old lunatic looked the man up and down: "Who are you?"
"Sinking Tanxi." The man answered decently.
"Shen Tanxi? Shen..." The old lunatic suddenly realized: "Are you the eldest son of the Shen family?"
"Exactly." Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan: "I don't know if you are..."
"I'm Xiao Lanshan." Xiao Lanshan answered succinctly.
Xiao Lanshan thought that Shen Tanxi had never heard of her name. After all, Shen Tanxi had been in prison for a month, and she was also famous within this month.
"Ah, you are the divine monk of Hanguang Temple?" Shen Tanxi was slightly moved.
"How do you know me?" Xiao Lanshan was a little puzzled.
"There was a chivalrous man who came to my Shen's house and was full of praise for your medical skills. It happened that my grandfather's old injury relapsed, so I set off to find you at Hanguang Temple." Shen Tanxi smiled wryly: "I was arrested on the way .”
"Ah!" The old lunatic on the side was surprised: "Then you are really destined to meet in a death cell after thousands of miles away!"
Xiao Lanshan also smiled wryly: "I don't know how you were arrested?"
Shen Tanxi frowned slightly: "On the way down through Ganzhou, I encountered bandits robbing the people, so I summoned local heroes to fight the bandits. I didn't expect that when I was fighting with the bandits, the local officers and soldiers came and insisted that we were bandits. I was not afraid of shadows. Xie, after going to the government, they actually want to torture you!"
Both Xiao Lanshan and the old lunatic were very upset when they heard this.
"So you admit it?" The old lunatic scratched his ears.
"It's collusion between officials and bandits!" Xiao Lanshan was filled with righteous indignation.
"Yes." Shen Tanxi sighed: "In order not to hurt the heroes who went with me, I took it on myself. So here it is. Then, divine monk, how did you come here?" Shen Tanxi looked up Xiao Lanshan asked.
"Hey, I know." The old lunatic rushed ahead of Xiao Lanshan, winked and said: "Someone fell in love with my master, but I didn't expect that he would swear to the death, so he was sent here~"
Xiao Lanshan was suddenly embarrassed and did not dare to look at Shen Tanxi.What kind of nonsense is the old lunatic making up! Xiao Lanshan's high-spirited talk about repairing platforms and promoting employment has been choked back.
The cell suddenly fell silent.
"But it's fine now." The old lunatic poked Shen Tanxi with his elbow: "With Mr. Shen, who is unparalleled in the world, we can all go out."
"How to get out?" Xiao Lanshan raised her head and asked.
"Use the Shen family's unique wind-inducing palm. It is said that you are very talented at a young age, and you have already reached the seventh level. No one can control you except the old man of the Shen family?" The old lunatic made a few exaggerated gestures: " Swish a few times, kill those dogs, and we can get out."
Shen Tanxi was a little embarrassed: "That's all absurd praise from the world."
"But what if the imperial court troubles the Shen family after we go out?" Xiao Lanshan wondered.
"Hahahaha~" The old lunatic pointed at Xiao Lanshan and laughed, "You don't even know the Jianghu Shen family!"
Xiao Lanshan's eyes were full of confusion.
"It's okay if I don't know, let me tell you~Master." The old lunatic glanced at the wine bottle and immediately became serious: "The Shen family is famous for its Fengzhang Palm. Well, the Jianghu is still headed by the Shen family. The Shen family is very good at doing business. With the prestige and financial resources of the Shen family, there are now Shen family ticket offices all over the country. It can be said that the country is incomparably rich..."
"Hey, I really have vision." The old lunatic finally concluded: "I saved the eldest son of the Shen family, I have something to say."
Xiao Lanshan regretted in his heart that the love at first sight was wasted on the dog emperor.
"That's right!" The old lunatic suddenly remembered something: "Your family didn't think about saving you?"
"My family may not know about my situation. If the good man in Ganzhou has reported, then my father or the housekeeper should be on the way." Shen Tanxi smiled bitterly: "This is the first time I have been in such a situation."
"Isn't there anyone close?" The old lunatic said regretfully, "My poor master was beaten up last time, and he's no longer a human being. My heart aches for my apprentice!"
Xiao Lanshan looked at the old madman speechlessly, obviously you wanted to go out, and you still used my name!
"I will take the monk out as soon as possible." Shen Tanxi said regretfully: "I also have a few brothers in the capital, but unfortunately I can't contact them. If possible, we can leave tonight."
"Really?" Xiao Lanshan's eyes lit up.
"I never lie." Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan tenderly: "Could it be that the monk has a way?"
Xiao Lanshan smiled, stretched out a hand, a small white mouse ran out from the corner, followed Xiao Lanshan's clothes, stood in Xiao Lanshan's hand, stood up and looked proudly at the stunned two people.
"My mother, Master, you are so powerful." The old lunatic touched the little mouse curiously, and was almost bitten by the big black rat that rushed out from one side.
"This is the Mouse King." Xiao Lanshan introduced: "They have already started digging a tunnel outside, and we need someone to take care of us on the other side of the tunnel so we can escape."
Shen Tanxi looked at the two close mice and blushed for some reason: "Then ask Brother Xiao's pet for help."
Shen Tanxi tore a piece of cloth, bit his finger and wrote a few words on it. After showing it to the old lunatic and Xiao Lanshan, he rolled it up and put it on the little mouse.
"Really?" The old lunatic was full of novelty.
"No problem." Xiao Lanshan caressed the little mouse, and the little mouse grabbed Xiao Lanshan's finger and rubbed it: "Master, Dahei and I are back."
"Thanks for your hard work." Xiao Lanshan touched the side of the little mouse's newly grown eyes, and the picture was so warm that it was bubbling.
Xiao Lanshan put down the little mouse, and the little mouse ran away with the cloth on its back.
"I've heard that someone can train birds and dogs, but I didn't expect the monk to train mice." Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan.
"Don't call me a divine monk." Xiao Lanshan wanted to win Shen Tanxi's favor: "My common name is Xiao Lanshan."
"Then, Brother Xiao, I will ask you to treat my grandfather after I go out." Shen Tanxi smiled.
"It is my duty to practice medicine and save lives." Xiao Lanshan nodded.
Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan a little absent-minded, and Xiao Lanshan also looked at Shen Tanxi a little blushing.
Why didn't I realize that this man was pretty good-looking when I was treating him?
"It's really not from this world." Xiao Lanshan smiled: "Do you believe me?"
The old lunatic looked at the wine, then at the man who was about to die the day before, and couldn't help nodding: "Trust!"
The old lunatic rolled his eyes: "But..."
"But what?" Xiao Lanshan asked.
"But do you have any more?" The old lunatic leaned over with a shy face: "Can you be my master? I will do whatever you ask me to do. I only want wine every day!"
Xiao Lanshan's heart once again refreshed the thick skin of the old lunatic.
"No." Xiao Lanshan refused solemnly: "This wine is very precious, and it's good luck that I can get one or two bottles." Do you still want to drink it every day?How can it be!
The old lunatic pursed his lips, imitating the little girl's coquettishness: "Master, can you give me some more?"
Xiao Lanshan resisted the feeling of vomiting, turned around silently, and began to recite the "Diamond Sutra" silently.
"Cough, cough cough..." The man who had been lying dead coughed violently, Xiao Lanshan hurried over, trying to take the man's pulse, but the man squeezed his hand violently.
"You...you are..." The man's voice was hoarse, and he coughed again after saying two words.
Xiao Lanshan broke free from the man's hand, and took some water for him: "Drink it first."
The man's lips were chapped, but he refused to drink, and stared straight at Xiao Lanshan.
"This is the death row, and I'm your cellmate." Xiao Lanshan explained helplessly.
"Yo, are you awake?" The old lunatic came over and said, "Thank you my master, you would have died without him."
Master?The man looked at Xiao Lanshan, his eyes were a little gentler.
"Come on, let me feed you." The old lunatic took the water from Xiao Lanshan's hand and poured it roughly into the man's mouth.
The man coughed from choking on the water.
Xiao Lanshan couldn't stand it anymore, pushed the old lunatic, and was very dissatisfied: "I managed to save me, and you will choke to death again?"
Xiao Lanshan patted the man's back, waiting for the man to recover.
"Is it better?" Xiao Lanshan asked concerned.
"It's much better, thank you." The man looked directly at Xiao Lanshan with a touch of tenderness in his eyes.
Xiao Lanshan thought to himself that you are still a high-level npc, so why don't you take care of you?
"You're welcome." Xiao Lanshan took the man's pulse, and it was steady, so he nodded, "It's almost fine."
"Thank you." The man thanked Xiao Lanshan again, staring straight at Xiao Lanshan's face: "Can you tell me who you are? I will definitely repay you in the future."
"Oops." The old lunatic sniffed at the wine bottle: "You are like a bodhisattva crossing the river, and you still want to repay it later? If you can repay, can you get my old man out first?"
The man nodded: "When do you want to go out?"
"What?" The old lunatic's eyes lit up: "Can you really help us out?"
"Of course." The man smiled slightly: "My internal injuries are almost healed, and I can already use my internal strength."
"Internal strength?" The old lunatic looked the man up and down: "Who are you?"
"Sinking Tanxi." The man answered decently.
"Shen Tanxi? Shen..." The old lunatic suddenly realized: "Are you the eldest son of the Shen family?"
"Exactly." Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan: "I don't know if you are..."
"I'm Xiao Lanshan." Xiao Lanshan answered succinctly.
Xiao Lanshan thought that Shen Tanxi had never heard of her name. After all, Shen Tanxi had been in prison for a month, and she was also famous within this month.
"Ah, you are the divine monk of Hanguang Temple?" Shen Tanxi was slightly moved.
"How do you know me?" Xiao Lanshan was a little puzzled.
"There was a chivalrous man who came to my Shen's house and was full of praise for your medical skills. It happened that my grandfather's old injury relapsed, so I set off to find you at Hanguang Temple." Shen Tanxi smiled wryly: "I was arrested on the way .”
"Ah!" The old lunatic on the side was surprised: "Then you are really destined to meet in a death cell after thousands of miles away!"
Xiao Lanshan also smiled wryly: "I don't know how you were arrested?"
Shen Tanxi frowned slightly: "On the way down through Ganzhou, I encountered bandits robbing the people, so I summoned local heroes to fight the bandits. I didn't expect that when I was fighting with the bandits, the local officers and soldiers came and insisted that we were bandits. I was not afraid of shadows. Xie, after going to the government, they actually want to torture you!"
Both Xiao Lanshan and the old lunatic were very upset when they heard this.
"So you admit it?" The old lunatic scratched his ears.
"It's collusion between officials and bandits!" Xiao Lanshan was filled with righteous indignation.
"Yes." Shen Tanxi sighed: "In order not to hurt the heroes who went with me, I took it on myself. So here it is. Then, divine monk, how did you come here?" Shen Tanxi looked up Xiao Lanshan asked.
"Hey, I know." The old lunatic rushed ahead of Xiao Lanshan, winked and said: "Someone fell in love with my master, but I didn't expect that he would swear to the death, so he was sent here~"
Xiao Lanshan was suddenly embarrassed and did not dare to look at Shen Tanxi.What kind of nonsense is the old lunatic making up! Xiao Lanshan's high-spirited talk about repairing platforms and promoting employment has been choked back.
The cell suddenly fell silent.
"But it's fine now." The old lunatic poked Shen Tanxi with his elbow: "With Mr. Shen, who is unparalleled in the world, we can all go out."
"How to get out?" Xiao Lanshan raised her head and asked.
"Use the Shen family's unique wind-inducing palm. It is said that you are very talented at a young age, and you have already reached the seventh level. No one can control you except the old man of the Shen family?" The old lunatic made a few exaggerated gestures: " Swish a few times, kill those dogs, and we can get out."
Shen Tanxi was a little embarrassed: "That's all absurd praise from the world."
"But what if the imperial court troubles the Shen family after we go out?" Xiao Lanshan wondered.
"Hahahaha~" The old lunatic pointed at Xiao Lanshan and laughed, "You don't even know the Jianghu Shen family!"
Xiao Lanshan's eyes were full of confusion.
"It's okay if I don't know, let me tell you~Master." The old lunatic glanced at the wine bottle and immediately became serious: "The Shen family is famous for its Fengzhang Palm. Well, the Jianghu is still headed by the Shen family. The Shen family is very good at doing business. With the prestige and financial resources of the Shen family, there are now Shen family ticket offices all over the country. It can be said that the country is incomparably rich..."
"Hey, I really have vision." The old lunatic finally concluded: "I saved the eldest son of the Shen family, I have something to say."
Xiao Lanshan regretted in his heart that the love at first sight was wasted on the dog emperor.
"That's right!" The old lunatic suddenly remembered something: "Your family didn't think about saving you?"
"My family may not know about my situation. If the good man in Ganzhou has reported, then my father or the housekeeper should be on the way." Shen Tanxi smiled bitterly: "This is the first time I have been in such a situation."
"Isn't there anyone close?" The old lunatic said regretfully, "My poor master was beaten up last time, and he's no longer a human being. My heart aches for my apprentice!"
Xiao Lanshan looked at the old madman speechlessly, obviously you wanted to go out, and you still used my name!
"I will take the monk out as soon as possible." Shen Tanxi said regretfully: "I also have a few brothers in the capital, but unfortunately I can't contact them. If possible, we can leave tonight."
"Really?" Xiao Lanshan's eyes lit up.
"I never lie." Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan tenderly: "Could it be that the monk has a way?"
Xiao Lanshan smiled, stretched out a hand, a small white mouse ran out from the corner, followed Xiao Lanshan's clothes, stood in Xiao Lanshan's hand, stood up and looked proudly at the stunned two people.
"My mother, Master, you are so powerful." The old lunatic touched the little mouse curiously, and was almost bitten by the big black rat that rushed out from one side.
"This is the Mouse King." Xiao Lanshan introduced: "They have already started digging a tunnel outside, and we need someone to take care of us on the other side of the tunnel so we can escape."
Shen Tanxi looked at the two close mice and blushed for some reason: "Then ask Brother Xiao's pet for help."
Shen Tanxi tore a piece of cloth, bit his finger and wrote a few words on it. After showing it to the old lunatic and Xiao Lanshan, he rolled it up and put it on the little mouse.
"Really?" The old lunatic was full of novelty.
"No problem." Xiao Lanshan caressed the little mouse, and the little mouse grabbed Xiao Lanshan's finger and rubbed it: "Master, Dahei and I are back."
"Thanks for your hard work." Xiao Lanshan touched the side of the little mouse's newly grown eyes, and the picture was so warm that it was bubbling.
Xiao Lanshan put down the little mouse, and the little mouse ran away with the cloth on its back.
"I've heard that someone can train birds and dogs, but I didn't expect the monk to train mice." Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan.
"Don't call me a divine monk." Xiao Lanshan wanted to win Shen Tanxi's favor: "My common name is Xiao Lanshan."
"Then, Brother Xiao, I will ask you to treat my grandfather after I go out." Shen Tanxi smiled.
"It is my duty to practice medicine and save lives." Xiao Lanshan nodded.
Shen Tanxi looked at Xiao Lanshan a little absent-minded, and Xiao Lanshan also looked at Shen Tanxi a little blushing.
Why didn't I realize that this man was pretty good-looking when I was treating him?
You'll Also Like
-
Comfortable life in Siheyuan
Chapter 594 6 hours ago -
Siheyuan: The romantic and suave Xu Damao
Chapter 550 6 hours ago -
The eldest brother is in love, there is no cure
Chapter 310 6 hours ago -
Naruto: Max out your physical skills and surpass the Six Paths!
Chapter 143 6 hours ago -
Paranoia and fall! The world-weary young master amazes the cultivation world
Chapter 485 6 hours ago -
He is not a person at the beginning of the game.
Chapter 183 6 hours ago -
The Abandoned Daughter of the Miraculous Doctor: Killing the Demon Emperor with a Kiss
Chapter 1166 6 hours ago -
I'm a female supporting character in a bloody novel, and everyone is begging me to start a clas
Chapter 191 6 hours ago -
Zerg Predator
Chapter 168 6 hours ago -
Harry Potter: Glory Bows to Me
Chapter 309 6 hours ago