The days of being a cat in Japan

Xu Jie found that there are really a lot of idlers on the Internet, especially when watching other people's excitement, then all kinds of ghosts and snakes really appear.

The group photos sent by the little fat man didn't play the role that Xu Jie hoped they would play at all, but made the discussion on the Internet more and more intense.

The cihuamao, who became more and more angry, took a deep breath to calm down, and then carefully browsed everyone's messages with a sullen face.

It soon discovered that as long as Mo and Xiao Hei Tuanzi appeared in the same photo, those guys on the Internet were like bulls attracted by the red cape, blind to everything else.

After discovering this, Xu Jie had an idea in his heart.

In the meantime, it purposely searched for a few photos, in which there were only itself and Tuanzi, without Mo's big black cat.

Because most of these photos were secretly taken by the little fat man while they were not paying attention, so the camera sense of the cats in it is not good.

Xu Jie, who was not satisfied with this, in order to let everyone see clearly, Cihuamao specially called the kitten over, threw the big black cat out, and asked the little fat man to give it and Tuanzi a close-up photo.

After finishing taking the photos, Jiantai quickly edited them and sent them to his account together with the previous pictures selected by Xu Jie.

These newly released pictures quickly attracted many clicks and views.

But the strange thing is that more than ten minutes have passed, and there is not a single comment on the Internet, and the silence is terrifying.

This kind of 'desert' which was different from the fiery heat before made the little fat man a little nervous, he was afraid that this was the calm before the storm.

Xu Jie was also a little uncertain about this situation, but he still waited calmly.

Finally, after a period of silence, someone spoke first.

First floor: I just took a closer look at the new pictures released by Dasheng and Dahei teacher's little shit shovel officer, and I discovered a very scary thing.

Second floor: Is what you found on the first floor the same as what I found?If it is, please don't say it, I have to slow down for too much stimulation.

Third Floor: What did you find?It's wrong to deceive yourself and others, so let's talk about it quickly and let's discuss it together.

Fourth floor: Did you see those new pictures upstairs?If you still ask this question after reading it, then you have to go out to an ophthalmologist tomorrow to have your eyesight checked.

Fifth Floor: I'm on the third floor, I don't take such personal attacks, what's wrong with my short-sightedness without glasses?I was at home and didn't go out.

Sixth floor: This is the fourth floor, I apologize to the buddy on the third floor.You hurry up and take out the glasses and look at the photo again, it's really scary.No wonder that kid's mantra when watching Conan is that there is only one truth, but when the truth really appeared, I couldn't believe my eyes.

Seventh floor: I really don't understand what you guys are afraid of, isn't it just a photo of a raccoon cat and a little black cat.Even if the distance is closer, it looks like a raccoon cat with a big head, at most it's just funny, what's your reaction?

Eighth Floor: That’s right, hahaha, that fat raccoon cat is so funny, its double chin pops out when you look closely.Hahahaha, the yellow-brown cat's eyes of the apricot core can't be seen unless you look carefully, and the little black cat, with big eyes, looks so cute.But why do I feel that the little black cat's eyes look so familiar?

Ninth floor: Upstairs, you turn your eyes back and look at the fat raccoon with double chins.

Tenth floor: ...Damn, what did I see, that little black cat's eyes are exactly the same as those of Teacher Dasheng!Exactly the same! ! !

Eleventh Floor: Hey, finally someone said it, I thought I was wrong just now.After clicking on the picture, I watched it several times, and even brought all my roommates over. The conclusion was the same, it was so similar.

Twelfth floor: It's not just an image, it's a scaled-down version of Dasheng teacher's yellow-brown almond-shaped eyes, not bad at all.

The thirteenth floor: I just re-read all the pictures posted by the shit shovel officer, and found that apart from the fur color and body shape, the kitten’s eyes, ears and head shape are too similar to Teacher Dasheng up.

Fourteenth Floor: Ah~~~~ Really, after careful comparison, I found that the little black cat is more like Teacher Dasheng in the details. Is this trying to challenge my three views?

Fifteenth Floor: If I remember correctly, both Teacher Dasheng and Teacher Dahei belong to the public, right?So what is going on with this kitten that looks like a big black cat and a raccoon cat?

The sixteenth floor: Don’t be scary on the upper floor. Although I don’t read much, I also know that it is impossible for the same sex to have offspring. I don’t need a biology teacher to teach this. Anyone with a normal IQ can know it.

Seventeenth Floor: So the one who cheated was Teacher Dasheng or Teacher Dahei?

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Eighteenth floor: I really don't understand now...

Nineteenth Floor: Why do you guys always suspect that the cat is cheating?Obviously Jiantai has already said that the kitten was picked up by Teacher Dasheng and Teacher Dahei.

[-]th Floor: That is, seeing the kitten's fur is black, you all insist that it was Dahei who cheated when he came.Now that the cat’s eyes are found to be the same as those of the Dasheng teacher, you suspect that the Dasheng teacher is cheating, please be honest, did you feed the cat?Or do you guys simply not have that kind of thing?

Floor 21: Oh, I picked it up.I picked up a kitten with the same coat color as a big black cat, with eyes, head shape and ears like a raccoon cat.This luck, I am too.

22nd floor: Can the one upstairs stop describing that kitten like that?Why do I hear the cold wind blowing from my back?

Floor 23: Shake hands, I am the same, now there is still cold sweat on my forehead that I haven't wiped off.

Floor 24: How about giving the three of them a DNA test, and if the results come out, will it be clear who is cheating?

Floor 25: This is a good idea. I agree. If you can’t get a cat, where do you go to do it?

Floor 26: People would go to the hospital, or the technical department at the police station, but cats can’t do it, right?

Floor 27: Don’t be ridiculous upstairs, if you send the cat to that kind of place for DNA testing, the DNA will be printed out. Be careful, the nurse sister will remember you, and you will get several injections on your ass when you are sick in the future.

Floor 28: For animals, the Department of Animals should have this kind of technology, otherwise, the agricultural colleges of those well-known universities in Kyoto can almost do it.

Floor 29: Let the agricultural college of our university go upstairs. Our technology is used to confirm the species of animals and plants, not to prove gossip to cats.Do you think our university's laboratory is a place, a gossip stall on the street?

The [-]th floor: The animal department is a government agency, so it doesn't care about such non-governmental matters. It's the same as if a person wants to be firm in person, he has to go to the hospital instead of the technical department of the police.

Floor 31: I said let’s not scare ourselves here. Those are two male cats, so it’s just that two cats picked up a kitten that looks like Teacher Dasheng and Teacher Dahei. What’s the matter? big deal.

Floor 32: That's right, it's just that Dasheng and Dahei teacher have a good heart and raised a kitten, so there's nothing to make a fuss about.

Floor 33: I feel relieved after seeing this, I can sleep well tonight.

Floor 34: Oh, I still don't believe it.How can there be a cat in this world that doesn't steal fish, this has nothing to do with other things.As for why the kitten looks like a big black cat and a raccoon cat, it's very simple, because their mutual aesthetics are like this, so it's strange that the cheating object will have similar aesthetics?

Floor 35: Those guys who can't see the good of others are here again, alas, too much jealousy is a disease, go to the psychiatrist to have a look.

Floor 36: Who are the upstairs talking about?You are willing to praise the stinky feet of two cats, and you are not allowed to talk to others.

Floor 37: Who am I talking about?Named?If you have a guilty conscience and are willing to bump into it, you can still wrong others.

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Although they continued to quarrel upwards, I suspect that because Xiao Hei looks alike on both sides, although there are still sounds of cats cheating, they are much less than before.

Fatty and Xu Jie, who had been paying attention to the development of the situation all the time, secretly breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this, thinking that this turmoil would slowly pass over time.

But it didn't take long for their idea to pop up when the landline of Fujimoto's house at the entrance rang.

Because he came out in such a hurry, the little fat man who didn't even wear slippers heard the sound and ran over to answer the phone on his fat feet.

This call was made by Etsuko Fujimoto. She asked her nephew to change the phone to speakerphone, and at the same time called Xu Jie to listen together.

After the little fat man complied, Fujimoto Etsuko said on the phone: "I think you have seen the rumors on the Internet, the sponsors called me just now, and they said that they were negative about the sudden emergence of Dasheng and Dahei. —The news is very dissatisfying. But this cover news brought you more than all bad things, at least it made you popular on the Internet again. The sponsors want to use this storm to get you on the show a few times , so that there is an opportunity for you to clarify the misunderstanding on the spot, and by the way, promote their products."

The corners of Xu Jie's mouth twitched a few times when he heard the words, and his admiration for these businessmen who jumped at the chance was almost full of admiration.

Seeing that the cats didn't reply after I finished speaking, Etsuko Fujimoto on the other side of the phone continued to ask: "My lord, do you agree? It is stipulated in the contract that you should cooperate with the manufacturer to promote this item when necessary."

Xu Jie sighed in his heart when he heard the words, and said that the 1500 million yen was really hard to get.

But after all, the money has already been taken, and the contract has already been signed, so Xu Jie thought about it and meowed at the phone.

Etsuko Fujimoto heard the sound and asked: "My lord, do you agree? The cry means that you will only participate in one program, right? If you don't make a sound, I guessed it right. Okay, I will discuss it with the manufacturer. , when the program is confirmed, I will notify you and the big black hair."

After confirming the attitude of the cats, Etsuko Fujimoto hung up the phone and began to discuss with the manufacturer the specific details of the cats' appearance on the show.