The days of being a cat in Japan

Etsuko Fujimoto's handling ability is still very good. After contacting the merchant, the manufacturer soon arranged a variety show sponsored by their brand.

When receiving the notice from Ms. Yuezi, Xu Jie couldn't help frowning slightly when he saw the name of the program on the notice.

Having this expression is not to announce that the show is not popular, on the contrary, this variety show has only been on the air for more than half a year, and the ratings in the circle are still very high.

But Xu Jie didn't like the style of the show very much. Although it was claimed to be nonsensical and funny, for the sake of the show's effect, the hosts really dared to make any jokes and dare to ask about any topic.

Because in the early days of the program's formulation, the target audience was very clear, that is, young people in their teens and twenties, and housewives who are at home and don't have much to do.

What can attract the attention of these people is of course all kinds of revelations and spoofs.

For this reason, the three hosts of this show are not only young, but they have always been known for their "dare to speak" in the circle.

Especially the host whose stage name is Da Fei, not only speaks sharply and viciously, but also has a lot of courage.

Although he is obedient offstage, once the recording of the show starts, he will often ask surprising questions that are not in the script.

Of course, such a guy would not be pleasing, but that kid Da Fei can dig up some hot topics every time, which can be said to be the main guarantee for the ratings of this show.

Therefore, the private TV station he worked in basically had an amicable attitude towards all kinds of complaints afterwards.

This kind of hosting style is of course very offensive, but Da Fei doesn't care, fame is more important to him than anything else.

This young host is actually very clear-headed. He knows that it is impossible for a second-rate private TV station like theirs to invite some big stars who are too big to be kings and queens.

Even those artists who are now popular, because they cherish their feathers, they seldom choose to participate in such nonsensical variety shows.

Those who came back to participate in their program announcements were nothing more than some outdated entertainers and some unknown [-]th-line cafes. Even if these guys were offended, it didn't matter.

So the ambitious Da Fei felt that the most important thing for him now was to be famous. With fame and money, who cares what those shabby guys are talking about.

Although these raccoon cats don't know about it, Xu Jie, who has watched several episodes of that show, still doesn't like the host's non-offline questions and conversation style.

But since the announcement has been confirmed, there is no way to change it easily.

Xu Jie didn't want to bother Ms. Etsuko too much, after all, no one would believe that cats could choose whether to participate in the show, and they would definitely think about people.

Because the recording time of the program was tonight, Miss Etsuko drove over from Kyoto to pick them up in the afternoon.

On the way back, I obviously heard that Miss Etsuko, who is hosting the style of Dafei, said involuntarily: "I didn't want to arrange this program for you, but the recent announcements of other programs with some ratings have already been announced." The recording was done in advance. Even if we go up, we can only catch up with the next week’s program recording. It’s useless and the manufacturer’s insistence, so I agreed. I’ve already watched the theme of this episode in advance. In the small game, you will be asked to answer questions after you fail. I think with Dahei's skill, those games of physical strength will definitely not be difficult for him, so you don't have to worry too much."

Xu Jie meowed a few times when he heard the words, indicating that the cat was not worried at all.

Anyway, a cat is a cat. Even if the big black cat loses its front paws by accident, it is normal for a cat to not be able to answer questions, and no one can speak cat language. Who knows what the cat is talking about?

As if seeing Xu Jie's expression, Etsuko smiled and said: "My lord, don't be so careless, those people won't be so stupid as to ask you a question about a cat. If you fail to play the game, the punishment is something else , and the questions will be answered by me.”

Meow, what, isn't that irresponsible?

It's really annoying, the cat said that those guys who are entertainment hosts, their brains react too quickly.

Little Hei Tuanzi has become very obedient since he got in the car. Although it was strange to see everything when he went out for the first time, he still remembered the words of sticking to his father.

Originally, Xu Jie didn’t want to take it with him, but recently the TV station played back the old classic programs, and he could always see the big black cat and its little dumpling on TV. He was very interested in how the parents were transformed into a small box .

Before they set off, Tuanzi told Xu Jie that he wanted to go with them.

And Xu Jie, who heard the request from the obedient kitten for the first time, was a little overwhelmed.

Meow, when you think about it, Tuanzi made this request because he wanted to know more about his father's work, so let the child go and have a look, it's just to broaden his horizons.

Lihuamao, who has never been willing to admit that he dotes on children, but has always done so, thinks so.

Afterwards, Little Hei Tuanzi boarded Ms. Fujimoto's SUV with the two big cats.

After coming to the program group, Xu Jie met several guests who made an announcement with them this time in the dressing room.

It's no surprise that they are all a little famous, or once famous and now outdated announcement artists.

These artists are very kind to others, and they will greet each other if they know each other or don't know each other after meeting each other.

While everyone was putting on makeup, the assistant of the production team sent everyone the script to be recorded today.

Ms. Fujimoto took the script from her assistant brother, and sat on a chair in the corner of the dressing room to read to the cats.

From time to time, people would come over and ask Xu Jie to take pictures or ask Xu Jie to sign them. As long as Xu Jie made reasonable and normal requests, most of them would satisfy them.

From the crowds who came here in an endless stream, it can be seen that Xu Jie's popularity is still undiminished. Even the guests who came to participate in the announcement at the same time will politely call them teachers.

Little Hei Tuanzi, who was always protected by Xu Jie, turned his head and looked around. After more than half an hour, the kitten was no longer interested in these humans who kept coming to ask for its paw prints.

Mi, Dad, these human beings are weird, why do we come here?

Li Huamao said with tears in her heart, "Because your father was blinded by money for a while, and his paws took a lot of money from the manufacturer."

Little Hei Tuanzi, who has lived in human society for a period of time, knows what money is. Those colorful papers with villains printed on them can be exchanged for food, toys and medicines for cats from humans.

These things are really important to animals, so Tuanzi tilted his head to look at his father, and then swooped up to lick it.

Mi, dad is the best, he can always get things from humans that other animals can't get.

Xu Jie has to donate some money to the Small Animal Rescue Center every month, and also uses his identity as a little fat man to shop online to make up for the doctor's efforts to treat stray animals.

Of course, it will also buy some newest flavors of rations, and some cushions that look soft and comfortable to lie on.

In the eyes of the kitten, its father is omnipotent. If he wants anything, he just needs to move his paw on the tablet computer.

For the admiration of his son, Xu Jie puffed out his chest high, because of his hard work, at least the life of the animals in the city where he lives is much easier.

The script sent by the program team didn't contain much content, but simply gave today's theme and program flow.

After reading all the above content, Ms. Yuezi rubbed Xu Jie's round hairy head and said, "You will be responsible for playing the game happily in a while, and I will answer the questions raised by the host. Don't worry, Although Da Fei's mouth is a bit cheap, but he still knows how to measure it anyway, and he won't really touch You Lei when he sees it, otherwise no one would dare to come to his show, and this is why he has still The reason why I can live comfortably."

Xu Jie wagged his tail indifferently when he heard the words, thinking that everyone was just watching the kitten matter.

The program team wanted to use the excitement to increase the ratings, and the manufacturer also wanted to use the excitement to promote themselves. Who really cares about how the two cats live.

The big black cat lying next to them let out a big mouth in boredom. It has lived with the little raccoon for more than a year, and it has long been used to noisy creatures like humans.

Now facing the camera, video camera, flash and other things again, it can already be very calm and calm.

Meow, anyway, those guys with the clicks are just a bunch of guys who need to take pictures of cats in exchange for a living, so there is nothing to care about.

The raccoon cat who was being purred by Ms. Etsuko suddenly stood up and jumped onto Etsuko's lap, and pressed a few times on the desk with its paw.

Seeing this, Ms. Etsuko lowered her head and took a closer look, and found that what Lihuamao pressed were some dialogue questions in the script.

? ? ? , What does the Great Sage mean? Could it be that he told me to be careful when answering questions?

Hey, no, in addition to pressing the question, it also pressed the name of the sponsor.

After guessing and guessing, Ms. Yuezi finally guessed what Xu Jie meant. It turned out that it was to ask Yuezi to talk less about their cats when answering questions, and try to lead the topic to the sponsor.

After understanding the cat's thoughts, Ms. Etsuko said that there was no problem. As for the host who didn't get the breaking news, would she be unhappy?

Who cares if they have the ability to go to the sponsor to protest and see if the manufacturer will blame the spokesperson for their efforts to promote the business, er, not a cat.

They had just discussed with each other, when the little assistant over there came over to the dressing room and urged, "Teachers, the recording of the show is about to start, please go to the studio."

The guests got up and followed the assistant brother to the studio. The cats and Ms. Etsuko did the same.