[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

Ever since she put on Kotomine's gorgeous vest, Ada felt that she had a lot of bad tastes.

For example, the peculiar hobby for spicy mapo tofu, for example, for digging other people’s wounds with words, for example... Now when you see the small words "I don't want to hear the setting" flashing across Bruce's face, She became very eager to talk about the setting.

Don't resist, the more you resist, the more excited I am.jpg

Why is this so?Ada couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Well, it must not be my fault, it's all because of this waistcoat's character of being happy when seeing other people's pain, everything is Ma Po's fault (pun intended).

Thinking of this, Ada stuffed another large spoonful of mapo tofu into her mouth.

After whetting Batman's appetite with the sentence "The Holy Grail may have been twisted", she changed the subject very maliciously.

"Compared to these, a group of contestants were eliminated last night. Assassin's (Assassin) Master (Master), Lars O. Gu was killed by his own Servant (Servant)." Ada looked at it with satisfaction There was a look of astonishment on Bruce's face, "He summoned the assassin who killed the assassin, that is the old man in the mountain who specialized in judging assassins, after he determined that Lars had fallen, the heroic spirit condemned him. Without the Master (master) as the anchor point connecting the present world, the Servant (slave) quickly returned to the place where he came from. On the first night, a pair of masters and slaves were eliminated, which is rare in the Holy Grail War. s efficiency."

And the English man who had come with Bruce—whom Ida knew now—Sherlock Holmes suddenly spoke up and entered their conversation subtly.

"Excuse me, ma'am, why did you tell us this information?" He quickly but not rudely looked at her, "As far as I know, the organization you are in has always been based on the principles of containment, control, and protection , You should take an observational attitude towards the Holy Grail, a universal wish-granting machine. As a supervisor who should be on a neutral and objective standpoint, I am very curious about the reason why you have been providing all kinds of information to my Master unconditionally."

Facing the questions of the world-renowned consulting detective, and sitting at the table with the world's number one detective, double the detective does not bring double the fun.Ada took a deep breath in her heart, knowing that it was time to test her acting skills.

It's okay, she thought bitterly, she has read all the fate series, she is super familiar with the setting of the moon, and it's time to use the information asymmetry to fool the heroic spirits!Think about it, how exciting it is to use the moon settings to fool the heroes of the moon!

"This is to prevent the Holy Grail from being used by evil people." Her tone was as calm as that of Kotomine Kirei who coaxed children (boys) in church, "The Holy Grail is a universal wish-making machine. There is no right or wrong. What kind of wish it will fulfill depends on what kind of wish the person who gets it has. Even if you make a wish to it "destroy the world" or "kill half of mankind", this wishing machine will simply fulfill it .So we have to choose someone who can get the Holy Grail."

Her eyes fell on Batman, and her tone was firm.

"Instead of letting those who can use the Holy Grail to do evil get it, it's better to choose those who can use it rationally, don't you think, Mr. Wayne?"

Bruce Wayne looked at her fixedly, as if he was going to cut her entire soul open with his eyes. After a few seconds, he showed a smile that didn't have much of a smile.

"It's really my honor." He made a Brucey baby tone, "I didn't expect to get such a preference. It seems that I really have to work hard."

"I'll do my best to get you the Holy Grail, Mr. Wayne."

Ada said lightly, a malicious smile appeared on her face.

"So, I will explain to you the rules of the Holy Grail War in depth, detail, and seriousness."

Bruce Wayne: "..."

Don't you really think this setting is a bit too much?

He took a deep breath like a team player who didn't want to memorize the rule book.

"Please." Bruce smiled.

Batman isn't afraid of a rule book of any kind, even if it feels like a million words.

But Sister Kotomine didn't get the chance to continue explaining the setting.

Because Red Robin's call happened to come in at this time.

"Bruce." Tim's voice sounded on the other end of the phone, "I found the trace of the new Heroic Spirit."

His tone was heavy as if he had spotted Poison Ivy kissing Dick.This gave Bruce a bad feeling in his heart.

"How did you find out?"

Tim let out a long sigh that seemed to take his lungs out: "Because I watched TV, Bruce."

Even half a Gotham away, Bruce could hear Tim's inner exhaustion in Tim's voice.

"The spirit was on TV, with Harley Quinn. No cover-up."

Bruce stood up quickly, walked quickly to the cashier of the Chinese restaurant, exchanged a charming smile and a banknote for TV permission, and quickly switched to the news channel.

On the TV screen, he saw Harley Quinn, who was smiling brightly at the camera and making a V letter with one hand, and the famous TV producer who was choked in her arms and was sweating profusely. A staff member with a terrified face in the background... and a girl with gorgeous red hair who looked about fourteen or five years old.

The girl had a childish face and was dressed in a gothic kilt dress... with a pair of curly and sharp dragon horns growing on her head, and a slender dragon tail dangling behind her.With her slender fingers painted red, she was holding a trident that looked like a microphone stand for some reason, and she was facing the camera with her head up high.

Well, Bruce is no longer wondering why Tim thinks this man is a Heroic Spirit.

...Is this anything other than a heroic spirit, sister of the sea king?

"They kidnapped the TV producer and the entire film crew to hold a concert in Gotham's largest square." Tim's voice was very serious, "No matter what they want to do, Dick and Jason have already rushed over, hoping to Stop them both."

"Have you found out who this new Heroic Spirit is?" Bruce's voice also sank.

"There are too few clues, and there are no characters who can match."

Ada twitched the corners of her mouth - no, if it was this Heroic Spirit, then what she wanted might be very simple, she might just want to make her debut in the C position in Gotham.

"I'm Elizabeth Bathory—this time as a Lancer!"

The heroic spirit of the spearman on the TV declared his real name neatly.She raised her chin proudly, and there was an aristocratic and proud smile on her beautiful face, but she didn't look annoying at all, but instead added luster to her intimidating complexion.

"The goal is to become the best idol in the world! Next, let's indulge in my singing!"

Both Bruce and Tim frowned deeply when they heard the name Elizabeth Bathory.It seems that he is comparing the oil portrait in his memory with the girl with dragon horns and dragon tail in front of him, and he is deeply confused by the huge difference between the two images.

In stark contrast to them, Ada covered her face in a way that didn't fit the image of Sister Kotomine.

- It's over.

What's even worse is that, judging by the way the clown girl shouted "Come on Liz! You can do it!" and clapped vigorously, this time Elizabeth Bathory's master has no intention of stopping her at all. .

"I think you'd better get there as soon as possible."

Ada persuaded with the last conscience.

"Otherwise something very, very terrible is bound to happen."

Probably recalling the rumor of Elizabeth Bathory's "Bloody Countess" who "likes to bathe in the blood of girls", Bruce didn't stay any longer, and quickly disappeared from Ada's sight.

Ada watched them go with pity.Draw a cross on the chest.

"May God bless you, Amen."

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Let me tell you a story about a girl.

Elisabeth Bathory, the famous bloody countess of Hungary, is a world-famous murderer who "likes to bathe in the blood of young girls to maintain her beauty".When she manifests as a Lancer, she will appear as the youngest 14-year-old girl who has not committed those crimes.

The earliest appearance was in the game "Fate/EXTRACCC". It belongs to the small boss in the early stage. It appeared with an extremely cruel image. It set up a torture room to torture the students of the protagonist, and squeezed their blood and vitality to maintain their peak state. Cruel and selfish And willful little witch.

When she first appeared on the stage, Elizabeth Bathory was originally a dark character like her own legend, sadistic and bloodthirsty, likes to torture others, a chaotic and evil follower who just wanted to use blood to maintain her beauty... Originally, That should be the case.

But in the middle of the development of the game, Elizabeth gradually revealed her true nature and became a comedian girl with love brain, kitchen killer, and virgin attributes.Gradually from the role of bully to the role of being bullied.

When she was teased and teased by the other three veteran drivers because of her DT attribute exposure, she looked so pitiful.

Ada still can't forget the famous scenes shared by the three lines in the CCC game, the Nero line, the Tamamo front line, and the Gilgamesh line.

When the three veteran drivers, Yingling, saw through Elizabeth's virginity, and Elizabeth was still trying to hide her experience...

Nero · Unisex · Licentiousness · Famous fool · Claudius: "I understand, I understand. When I was young, I also thought that telling dirty jokes was considered an adult."

Yu Zaoqian, Disastrous Concubine of the Nation, Destroyed Five Dynasties, Nine-Tailed Fox with White-faced Golden Retriever: "You said you have a lot of experience? Then you must be familiar with the poses of █ and ███ and ███! Hey!" Why are you blushing? Why are you stuttering? I haven't said ████ yet!"

Gilgamesh never reserved daughters for mothers and never reserved sons for fathers bullying boys and girls The oldest second-hand king: "Hahahahahaha! I give you the honor of looking up at the perfect body of this king——Hero Wang (A·U·O)·CASTOFF!!!”

...So, at the beginning of the scene, the left face was written with arrogance, and the right face was written with cruel and fierce capitals on her forehead.Because of the painful experience in CCC, Elizabeth has grown and repented, and has become a sensible and well-behaved anti-heroic spirit.

As the saying goes, the blackening is ten times stronger, and the whitening is three points weaker. After the whitewashing, Elizabeth’s strength has not weakened, but there has been a huge dislocation in the setting—she has been running wildly on the avenue of comedians ever since. back.

And this comedian setting has been implemented in the game "Fate/Grand Order", making Elizabeth the main comedian in FGO.

This big comedian seems to have continued into this Holy Grail War without any surprise.

But comedian doesn't mean harmless.

Elizabeth's comedian has three main elements.

First, cooking is epic and unpalatable. The blood-red wife bento she made is hell, even robots will die if they eat it;

Second, she dreams of becoming (or she thinks she is) the number one idol in the world.

"I have a dream - I want the world to hear my singing!" by Elizabeth Bathory

Generally speaking, the wishes of Servants, especially those that seem childish and innocent, will be scoffed at by the Master.

But I don’t know if it’s because Elizabeth’s luck has finally increased beyond the normal luck value of Lancer (lancer). This time, she met the master whose brain waves are in harmony with her—Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn.

The vitriol-soaked supervillain was moved to tears after hearing his Servant's dream.

"I will grant your wish!"

Harley Quinn held the Servant's hand very moved.

The girl's wish was fully supported by the Master.

This seems to be a predestined meeting, everything looks so beautiful, as beautiful as some inspirational music games for idols, showbiz themed girl comics, Jinjiang Jinbang entertainment novels... the general dream unfolds.

But there is a very crucial question here.

It is also the third element (in a sense, the biggest element) set by Elizabeth comedians.

—Elizabeth Bathory sings very badly.

It is the level of destruction.is a disaster.It is an anti-army treasure.People with a little bit of aesthetics will faint on the spot when they hear it, and pigs will climb out and jump off the building after hearing it.

In short, others sing for money, but she sings for life.

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I don't know if it's a coincidence or not, but when Batman and his Robins arrived, Elizabeth Bathory had just started singing.

It's just a song.

At the moment when the song that pierced the brain and made the spine tremble in the sound waves sounded, everyone present felt that their skulls were blown away by the song that made the soul tremble, and their brains were pulled out and thrown to the ground. Turning on the strong spin-drying mode in the front-loading washing machine instantly made my mind go blank.

Literally, at that moment, Batman saw hell.

"The last song, Shanda will kill you!"

"The last song, let's watch (charm) grandly!"

"The hottest pop song in the Servant world, let me sing it to you!"

"This is mine, the Blood Witch!"

"laaaa"