[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

The world of Dick Grayson fell in love this instant.

This kind of thing happened to Dick is very normal.He was originally a man who was very easy to fall in love with girls at first sight.As a cash boy who knew how to please girls before he was ten years old and started dating girls when he was twelve or thirteen, Dick Grayson has always followed his instincts in courting girls.

不管女朋友的老爹是一个可以一拳揍断他肋骨的警察局长亦或是女朋友本人是一个流落地球的外星公主，都无法阻挡迪克·格雷森追求爱情。

The identity of the heroic spirit is not an obstacle.

There was one thing Dick didn't realize himself, but there was consensus among his ex-girlfriends.

—that is, Dick Grayson is a person who is extremely easy to be carried away by the atmosphere.

Most of the time, when Dick went to find them, he didn’t actually intend to have anything to do with them, but sometimes the atmosphere is so good, the hormones are so fluttering, the sexual tension is so attractive... Then no matter what happens to Dick Very logical.

It's the same this time.

At the moment of life and death, a cute beautiful girl jumped out to block the knife for him, and the beauty saved the hero, and later helped them defeat Lancer (lancer) Elizabeth Bathory.

Seeing the girl Rider (cavalryman) who called herself "Astolfo" wielding a long sword and fighting, Dick's heart beat wildly.

She is so cute.

He thought dizzily.

Love makes people lose their minds.

Love also gives people endless power.

Big perk to Nightwing.

Nightwing swung the electric shock stick and jumped up, blocking Harley Quinn's sudden attack.

"Hey, Harley, can you calm down a little?" Dick tried to persuade the already stunned Harley Quinn, "I know it's a good thing to pursue your dreams, but—"

But you also have to pay attention to reality, you can't become a super idol if you sing so badly!Though you want the world to hear your songs - but the world has done something wrong to hear this.It will die, maybe all human beings will be wiped out because of this terrible song!

Dick didn't get a chance to say those words, however, because Harry had already thrown an elbow into his face that would have broken the bridge of his nose.

"No but!" Harley Quinn said angrily, "I will definitely make Liz's dream come true! Anyone who hinders the girl's wish will die!"

"..."

Dick, big failure of persuasion.

Then we can only fight.

In the end, with the assistance of Holmes, Batman's main attack, and Astolfo's "one touch and fall" joint attack, Lancer Elizabeth Bathory retreated with hatred.

In the golden light of the disappearance of the heroic spirit, the subdued Harley Quinn and the defeated Elizabeth looked at each other with tears in their eyes, held each other's hand tightly, and said a sincere farewell like the closest partner.

"Although I temporarily retreated on the way to the top this time, I am very happy..." Elizabeth tried not to let tears fall, and held the hand of the clown girl more forcefully, "I have met a true friend. Halle is the best manager I've ever met and a great friend!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... I had a good time." Become the world's number one super idol!"

"Whoa whoa whoa Harley—"

"Liz whoa whoa—"

Harley Quinn and Lancer parted ways while crying, the scene was extremely sad and touching, just like the sensational scene of the Oprah show, even the Arkham guards and GCPD police officers who came to arrest Harley Quinn were caught by this scene The scene that showed the girl's miraculous love and friendship moved me to tears.

Dick glanced at Batman who had started to close his eyes and kneaded the center of his brows, and quickly blinked away the tears that were about to well up in his eyes.

Jason rested his forehead with one hand, and summed up the current situation with a precise complaint: "What is this all about?"

"Nightwing." Batman ignored his master and servant who were still reluctantly saying goodbye in the golden light, and turned his attention to his first Robin, "You summoned a heroic spirit?"

"Yes!" Rider jumped over, making a big V on his face in a lively and cute way, "My name is Astolfo, and my job title is Rider (cavalryman). Nice to meet you!"

Batman was completely unmoved: "Astolfo? One of Charlemagne's twelve warriors?"

"What, what? Have you heard my legend? I'm so happy!" Astolfo smiled with a crooked canine tooth, "To celebrate this, Master, let's go eat delicious food together!"

Batman: "..."

What is the causal relationship between your two sentences?

In fact, Batman certainly knows about Astolfo's lore.

Among the Twelve Warriors of Charlemagne, Astolfo hardly left any particularly powerful anecdotes. Rather, although he is a rather interesting figure in the legend, most of the anecdotes left behind are weak ones. .Among the many rumors, what caught Batman's attention the most was that he once flew to the moon in order to retrieve his best friend's rationality. Although he brought back his best friend and his own rationality with the bottle of rationality, after that, his own rationality Evaporated again.

"I wonder, is that rumor about your rationality evaporating true?"

Batman's voice sank slightly.

If that rumor is indeed true, then, he thought, he might have to reconsider the actual combat application of this heroic spirit.

According to Batman's cognition, no matter what the other party's personality is, irrationality means endless trouble and danger.

"Is rationality evaporating?" Astolfo nodded his lips with one hand, thought for less than a second before abandoning the thought without hesitation, "It's okay! Although irrationality is indeed dangerous, but there is no rationality." Things that can only be understood! So no problem!"

"........."

Batman just felt his head throbbing.

What made him even more headache was Dick's smile at Astolfo.

"Is there no reason? It sounds very interesting." Dick, who has obviously been brought into the rhythm of rational evaporation by Astolfo, touched his chin and said, "I heard that you have been to the moon, what is interesting on the moon something?"

"There are a lot!" Astolfo said here, his eyes sparkled, "Everything lost on the ground can be found on the moon, and the process of flying to the moon is also very exciting! If it is not for the evaporation of reason If you don’t, I’m afraid I won’t be able to go to the moon, because I’ll be scared, hehehe.”

Dick looked more and more excited: "Really, it makes me want to go to the moon once."

"If the Master wants to go, you can go at any time." Astor Foo excitedly said something very scary, "Do you want to go, Master? If you want to go, I will call the eagle over now—"

"Unfortunately, not for the time being." Dick coughed dryly under Batman's disapproving gaze, "Well, they have other things to discuss, how about I take you to play somewhere else? Although I don't I live here, but I've lived in this city for many years, and I know where the fun is."

"Okay, okay!"

Astolfo's disposition in this regard was like that of a child, who jumped up excitedly when he heard something interesting, and hooked Dick's shoulder very familiarly.

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go, Master! GO!"

Suddenly being held by someone's arm, Dick blinked, and when he lowered his head, he saw Astolfo's cute and beautiful smiling face, which made the deer in his heart hit harder.

"Okay, go, go!"

Dick, who was knocked dizzy by the bumped deer, directly ignored Batman's disapproving gaze, and walked outside with Astolfo in high spirits, completely oblivious to his brother's complicated gaze on him.

When the backs of Dick and his Servant disappeared at the end of the square with their shoulders shoulder to shoulder, Jason Todd finally withdrew his mocking gaze with a hint of pity, and looked at his adoptive father.

"If I remember correctly..." The literary youth who had read poetry (?) said with a complex expression, "Astolfo, one of Charlemagne's Twelve Warriors, is a male knight, right?"

Batman nodded slowly: "Yes."

Damian, who claims to have a doctorate in literature, let out a sneer from his nasal cavity: "I'm still a knight with rumors of women's clothing."

Jason's expression became more and more complicated: "...Yeah."

He looked at his elder brother with more pity.

Is there anything more tragic than the beautiful girl that the elder brother fell in love with at first sight is a boy who wears women's clothes?

some.

That is, the eldest brother is a straight man of steel, straight and straight.

—Take care, Dick.

Jason made a cross for Dick in his heart, and took out his phone to record the video.

Well, the next decade has fodder to mock Dickie Bird.

Jason was very Batman, thinking brotherly love.

……

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As I said before, Dick is a man who is easily carried away by the atmosphere.

And Dick and Astolfo have a great atmosphere, too good to be true.

So, logically, after Dick took Astolfo to the cinema and happily watched a popcorn movie together, their atmosphere gradually slipped into a dangerous direction.

"I said, Astolfo..."

Dick thought about whether this was too fast, and held out his hand to Astolfo.

"...do you like this movie?" Considering that this was their first day meeting, Dick finally chose a relatively safe topic.

"I like it." Astolfo stuffed popcorn into his mouth and nodded vigorously, "The heroine is very cute! If I meet her, I will pursue her too!"

Dick faintly felt that something was wrong: "Uh, do you like girls, Astolfo?"

"Huh? Gender doesn't matter!" Astolfo said confidently.

Dick had just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Astolfo's next sentence.

"Although I'm a boy! Of course I like cute girls!"

The deer in Dick's heart died instantly.

The author has something to say:

All members of the Batman are straight men of steel.

When I read the FA novels, I really fell in love with Astolfo at first sight.He is so cute!Super super cute!

PS: There are still a lot of things at home recently, and I am also in a bad state. I really can’t worry about typing. I may not be able to write [-] words in the past few days... I will find a chance to make up when my relatives are gone on Sunday (sigh) .

Really Sorry.