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The author has something to say: the movie "Rebirth in Seven Days"

"Master, my son seems to be haunted by a ghost, please help me!" The woman cried in front of the young ghost exorcist.

The ghost exorcist master had an inscrutable expression on his face, he kept counting with his fingers, and he seemed to be muttering something, and he said after a while: "Oh, I'm afraid the hexagrams on Mr. Ling's body are difficult to understand~"

The woman understood in seconds, and immediately promised the master that as long as he can save her son, how much money he wants is not a problem!

The young exorcist master smiled, and after finishing this vote, maybe the money for instant noodles in the next six months will be settled.

In fact, the ghost exorcist master was originally an atheist, but later he experienced some things, and now he is not sure whether there are ghosts or not.

The ghost exorcist is not sure whether ghosts exist or not, but it is certainly true that the ghost exorcist does not exorcise ghosts.

The ghost exorcist master is a liar, but he has learned a little psychology before. With his first-class business skills and some tricks to pretend to be ghosts, clients who are stupid and rich think that he really knows how to exorcise ghosts.

The ghost exorcist master carefully selects gullible clients and guarantees that he will not overturn.The woman in front of her who is eager to love her child is the favorite customer group of the ghost exorcist master. Worrying about the child will make her lose her calmness and judgment ability, so it is easier for the ghost exorcist master to take advantage of it.

According to the previous experience of the ghost exorcist master, the phenomenon of children being haunted by ghosts is probably because the child pretends not to go to school. The ghost exorcist master knows how to deal with such children.

It's a pity that the exorcist master guessed wrong this time, and he encountered a big trouble.

This time, the woman who invited the ghost exorcist master was a rich wife. She recently discovered that something was wrong with her son. The six-year-old child was always talking to himself at home.When the woman asked who the child was talking to, the son pointed to the air around him and told her that a little brother was playing with him.

The woman took her son to see a psychiatrist, but the doctor only said that there was nothing wrong with the child, because the child's other behaviors were normal, and only when he was at home would he say that the little brother came out to play with him again, the psychiatrist just said Parents are advised to spend more time with their children.

The woman suspected that there were dirty things around her son, so she invited the ghost exorcist master to help.

The ghost exorcist master listened to her for a long time, thinking that the situation this time should be that the child lacked the company of his family, so he imagined a little brother.Otherwise, the child wanted to attract the attention of the parents and said so on purpose.

As a virtuous liar, the ghost exorcist master still has to go through the process. After pretending to go around the little boy's room, the ghost exorcist master directly asked the child: "Where is the little brother who played with you?"

The child told him innocently: "He is standing behind you and looking at you."

The ghost exorcist master disdainful, the brat who runs the train with his mouth full deserves a beating!

The ghost exorcist master decided to have an in-depth communication with this child, and it would be best to make him realize how much trouble his behavior has caused the parents.

The ghost exorcist master had already finished the draft, but the child was the first to speak: "My little brother said that he wants to chat with you alone, let me avoid it for a while!"

The little boy ran out of the room after speaking, and closed the door by the way.

The exorcist master sneered, this brat must be afraid that he would expose the lie, that's why he came up with so many tricks!

The ghost exorcist wanted to go out of the room, but found that the door couldn't be pushed open. The ghost exorcist once again wanted to beat the brat, but suddenly a snort came from behind him.

Master Exorcist's scalp felt numb in an instant, and he turned back stiffly, only to see that there was an extra little brother in the room, and it was a little brother floating in mid-air.

"It's impossible, you're violating Newton's first law!" the ghost exorcist muttered in a broken voice.

A Piao Hu rolled his eyes, and he still called himself a master of exorcising ghosts with such a mental quality?

"What are you muttering about there!" Hu Yao asked coldly.

The ghost exorcist master heard the words, and after 0.01 seconds, the blood in the ghost exorcism master seemed to flow back into his brain. For the rest of his life, when he recalled this moment, he only felt that he had done the most correct thing in his life. move.

The exorcist master suddenly fell to the ground: "Brother, I am actually your half-brother who has been separated for many years!"

"Stop making friends with me!" Hu Yao said with a speechless face.

The ghost exorcist master has undergone a reshaping of his worldview at this moment. Facts have proved that his ability to resist blows is still very strong, and he did not faint because of seeing a ghost.

Hu Yao sneered, it was because Benhu maintained the image of an ordinary human being when he showed up, if he turned into a stinking corpse, it was guaranteed that that dead liar would never want to see ghosts again for the rest of his life.

Seeing that the ghost could communicate, the master of exorcism slowly became more courageous, and begged Hu Yao to show mercy and stop pestering that child, and more importantly, don't let Hu Yao smash his signboard as a master of exorcism.

Hu Yao pondered for a while, when he crossed over, he should have possessed the little boy, but at that time the little boy was still breathing, so Hu Yao saved him casually.

The parents of the little boy had a little relationship problem recently, so they neglected the little child at home, so that the little boy who was playing alone at home was almost in danger.

Of course, there is no problem with this swindler wanting Hu Yao to leave here.

The ghost exorcist master was delighted, he never expected to meet a good ghost who could communicate with him for the first time seeing a ghost!

Hu Yao frowned: "Don't be too happy, as the price, I need your body."

The ghost exorcist covered his chest with his hands, and said with a look of fear, "I'm a straight man!"

Hu Yao squinted at the dead liar, and beat him up sharply.

The exorcist master left the little boy's house with a wound on his face. The little boy's mother was very surprised and said, "Master, the wound on your face..."

The master exorcising ghosts said calmly that he had spent ten years of his skills to ask the ancestor master to have a fight with the evil spirits. He might have to practice in seclusion in the future, and he would never be able to exorcise ghosts again.

The woman was so moved that she wanted to double the reward of the master, but the master refused with stern words, but his heart seemed to be bleeding!That ghost was attached to him, and he didn't want his image to be damaged any more.

The exorcist master left the little boy's house, and said hesitantly: "Brother, can you come out, I always feel a little weird."

Hu Yao replied directly: "Yes, but we'll have to wait until I get to your house. It's easy to scare others by showing up on the road."

Master Exorcist continued to communicate with Hu Yao, asking and answering questions along the way, successfully being regarded as a psychopath.

The exorcist master returned to his residence, just in time to see a new resident in his residential area, and the new resident lived in a famous haunted house nearby, but no one told him the truth now.

There was a murder case in that room a few years ago. A remedial teacher tried to misbehave with a pair of twin sisters, but was killed instead, but the twins also committed suicide in the room.Later, rumors of ghosts spread here.

The exorcist master went straight to his home, and greeted his neighbors a few times along the way.

Hu Yao asked with some doubts: "Don't they know that you are a master of exorcising ghosts? Why didn't they come to you to solve the problem of the haunted house?"

Master Exorcist sighed, ashamed to say, in fact, the neighbors here may have seen him as a liar, but we are all neighbors, Master Exorcist is usually kind to people, those people did not expose him.

"Then you are really lucky." Hu Yao responded calmly.In his impression, most people wish for others to have a bad time. He didn't expect this dead liar to meet a group of simple and kind people in the market.

The ghost exorcist master smiled. In fact, the relationship between the neighbors here is just ordinary. The affairs of the ghost house have nothing to do with others. Who wants to meddle in their own business?

There are two real Taoist priests in this residential building, one is Ah You who sells glutinous rice downstairs, and the other is Ah Jiu. Both of them are middle-aged people with some Taoism, and they have lived here for a long time. Neighbors They also know their identities, but they have nothing to do with themselves, so no one has paid attention to the two female ghosts in that room.

There is a crazy woman named Ah Feng and her albino child, Xiao Bai, barely survived in the corridor by relying on the leftovers from the neighbors.

Ah Feng and Xiao Bai are the wife and children of the beast who intended to rape the twin girls back then.It's a pity that the man died, but their orphans and widows have to pay for it.

Ah Feng was immediately driven crazy by that incident, and Xiao Bai could only wander around here with her.

In fact, there are many ghosts in this building. Hu Yao knows that this is a world with ghosts, but the density of ghosts in this building is too high.

The Taoist priest named Ah Jiu downstairs is about to die. He survives by raising little ghosts, and the Taoist priest named Ah You occasionally entertains ghost guests.

The new user who moved into the haunted house caused a disturbance that day. He wanted to hang himself on Southeast Branch, but was possessed by a ghost. Fortunately, Ayou arrived in time and rescued the new resident.

The exorcist master also took a look at the excitement from a distance, but when he knew that the new resident's name was Xiaohao, he was completely stunned.

Hu Yao was eating snacks at Master Exorcist's house, and then saw Master Exorcist come back from the outside with a disheveled face.The exorcist master no longer cared about why Hu Yao, a ghost, could eat. His mind was now full of the new user's name.

After a while, the exorcist master glanced at Hu Yao who was still eating and drinking, and couldn't help but said, "Don't you want to ask me why I am so lost?"

Hu Yao glanced at him, her eyes had fully expressed her meaning.

The corners of the ghost exorcist's eyes twitched, he really didn't miss any old feelings, it seems that the snacks he contributed were wrongly paid after all!Although Hu Yao didn't want to hear it, the exorcist master still wanted to say that he was full of worries now, and if he didn't say anything else, he might be going crazy.

The ghost exorcist master whispered in Hu Yao's ear for a long time. Although most of the content was entered by Hu Yao's left ear and right ear, he still grasped the crux of the problem - this world is actually a movie, the whole movie The plot of the movie is the hallucination of the hero before his death.

As for the fact that Master Exorcist is a time traveler, how he died in his previous life, and how he remembered this movie through Xiaohao's name just now, these things were classified as meaningless information by Hu Yao.

The ghost exorcist master babbled for a long time, his voice was a little hoarse, but he found that Hu Yao was still chewing potato chips, the master was a little depressed, and couldn't help but said: "You still don't realize the seriousness of the problem!"

Hu Yao glanced at him, and then there was nothing else.The universe is amazing, and it's not uncommon for a movie to evolve into a world.

The master of ghost exorcism had to seriously remind Hu Yao: "99% of the plot of this movie is the hallucination of a dead zombie actor before death, you heard clearly, we are living in someone's hallucination world now !"

The master of exorcism is very anxious. According to the development of the plot, the magic Taoist Ajiu will refine a very powerful zombie in a short time, and the protagonist Xiaohao will die with the zombie, but these are the hallucinations of the protagonist before committing suicide That's all, he just wasn't willing to let the popular zombie movies go silent. Before he died, he hoped that zombies really existed in this world.

But the traveler, Master of Exorcism, is in the protagonist's hallucination world. If the protagonist's hallucination ends, will this world be destroyed?The exorcist master doesn't want the second life he picked up to be lost inexplicably.

After hesitating for a while, the ghost exorcist master gradually became firmer in his eyes: "I want to stop the development of the plot. As long as the plot is stuck, this world will definitely not disappear!"

Hu Yao saw the face of the exorcist master who was eager to try, so he had to pour cold water on him in time.

According to the exorcist master, this world is divided into two layers, the real world where the protagonist Xiao Hao lives and the world that Xiao Hao hallucinated before his death.The ghost exorcist and Hu Yao were in the hallucination of Xiaohao before his death. The ghost exorcist thought that the plot would not let the illusion go shattered, and the illusion world would not be destroyed.

But at this time, Xiaohao has already committed suicide, and his death is inevitable. Even if the exorcist master disrupts the plot in the illusion world, how can he ensure that this illusion will continue to exist after Xiaohao dies!

The ghost exorcist master was beaten to pieces by Hu Yao's words. Is he going to sit here and wait to die?

The ghost exorcist master was in a state of despair for several days, but he soon reaffirmed his belief: "I don't know where the future of this world will go. Maybe a little person like me can't affect the destruction or continuation of a world. But I don't want to sit still, I hope that the last moment of my life will be a struggle rather than a hopeless death!"

It was rare for Hu Yao to look squarely at the ghost exorcist master. He did not expect a magic stick to have such ideological awareness. Hu Yao helped the ghost exorcist master once and wiped out all the zombies and ghosts that will appear in this residential building in the future. Lost.

The ghost exorcist master was full of surprises, what the hell is the origin of this ghost I brought back!

Immediately, Master Exorcist's attitude towards Hu Yao became a hundred times more respectful than before, and occasionally he would try to find out what Hu Yao was coming from.

Facing the question from the Ghost Exorcist, Hu Yao only said, "Let me tell you a story."

The exorcist master immediately moved a small bench, intending to listen carefully to Hu Yao's story about himself.

Hu Yao sighed, and told a story in a gentle voice——

Once upon a time, there was a loving couple. The husband was called the most handsome, and the wife was called the most beautiful. They lived happily together.But one day, the most beautiful suddenly died of illness, leaving only the most handsome living alone in the world, and not long after the most handsome died of depression.

After death, the most handsome man became a ghost, but he did not find the most beautiful soul, so he just wandered around the world, looking forward to reuniting with the most beautiful soul one day.

Hu Yao looked at Master Exorcist firmly, and said, "Did you understand the story I told?"

The face of the exorcist master immediately showed empathy. Although the story is clichéd and boring, the ghost in front of him is probably the most handsome in the story.The most handsome and most beautiful names are just made up, but they are probably just pseudonyms!

The strange name does not prevent the exorcist master from flattering him at all. The exorcist master immediately said that this relationship is so poignant and romantic, and the most handsome will definitely find the most beautiful one!

Hu Yao laughed: "I didn't expect that a random story I made up would move you so much. I can't see that I still have such a talent, hahahahahaha!"

The head of the ghost exorcist went down for a second, and he made up...a ​​story?

Seeing Hu Yao laughing and staggering, Master Exorcist soon realized that he had been tricked. Why the hell did he suddenly feel itchy and wanted to beat someone up?

Hu Yao is still laughing, this is the power of authority, even if what he said is a lie full of loopholes, there will still be people who are willing to believe it, and will find all kinds of excuses in their hearts to fill the loopholes.

The joyful atmosphere lasted until the sky suddenly became dark. Hu Yao glanced at the sky through the window, fearing that the day would never light up again.

The ghost exorcist master also noticed the change in the sky, and the light was decreasing a little bit, just like the afterglow that gradually dimmed after a match was burned out.

The darkness quickly engulfed the world, and the last gleam of dim light concentrated on Xiao Hao's body. Xiao Hao seemed to have noticed something, and the last ray of light disappeared.

The hallucinatory world collapsed quickly after Xiaohao's death, and both Hu Yao and the exorcist master disappeared in the darkness.

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The exorcist master woke up again and found himself time-traveled again!But this time he seems to have traveled to the ancient world, once familiar with the second time, he quickly accepted his situation.

In this world where scientific knowledge is not popularized, the ghost exorcist feels that his career has a more suitable soil, so he decides to return to his old profession.

After a while, the reputation of the ghost exorcist master spread like wildfire.

"Master, my daughter seems to be haunted by a ghost, please help me!" A middle-aged lady cried and begged in front of the ghost exorcist master.

The exorcist master took a look at the lady's attire, immediately forgot about other business, and immediately followed the lady back to eliminate harm for the people.

In fact, the ghost exorcist master is still a liar, but people in this ancient world are better at fooling.The ghost exorcist master thought that this time it would be the same as before, but he didn't expect that he would encounter huge troubles.

"Xiaosheng is the most handsome and has met the master. Dare I ask if the master is here to expel me?" The most handsome floated in front of the ghost exorcist and asked politely.

The world view of the ghost exorcist collapsed again. When he was exorcising ghosts for the lady's daughter, this male ghost who claimed to be the most handsome suddenly appeared!

The name of the fucking male ghost is actually the most handsome!The ghost exorcist tremblingly asked about the origin of the most handsome man. When the clichéd and boring story came to his ears again, the ghost exorcist felt that he was about to have a heart attack.

The multiverse is so miraculous that a story made up by a ghost can actually evolve into a world!