[Quick Transmigration] Like magic

Chapter 84 The Party Sausage

The author has something to say: "Sausage Party"

The more times you travel, you will always encounter one or two unimaginable things. When a sausage swaggers and speaks in front of Hu Yao, Hu Yao probably knows that this is another very magical world.

"Hey, my old man, why are you so sad all the time!" Sausage A asked Hu Yao.

Hu Yao turned her head silently, otherwise he would always have the urge to swallow sausage A.

Seeing that Hu Yao ignored him, Sausage A quickly went to chat with other food.

This time, Hu Yao became a sausage through time travel. He is now in a supermarket, surrounded by a group of foodies who can run, dance, talk and sing.

After being stunned for a while, Hu Yao regained his composure, the universe is extremely magical, maybe this is the world ruled by food.But looking at the production dates and formula ingredients on those packaged foods, Hu Yao denied this guess.The traces of artificial production on these lively foods are too obvious.

In this supermarket, not only food is a life with independent consciousness, but also other commodities, such as toothpicks and dish soap.

But Hu Yao is very curious, why the shelves where the goods are placed are not alive?Why aren't the lights on the ceiling alive?How do the rules of this world determine which commodities should be given vitality?

Is it only the goods on the shelves of this supermarket that are alive?If so, that would be too sad.

The products in the supermarket are very simple, and their greatest wish is to be bought back.Because there is an ancient legend circulating among these commodities, human beings are the supreme beings, and the commodities taken away by them will enter the heaven and enjoy the supreme glory.

The merchandisers firmly believed in this legend, and Hu Yao, who was an insider, didn't know how to remind them.

The source of this ancient legend can no longer be verified, but when humans see these alive and kicking commodities, won't they really be frightened crazy?Or is it that humans in this world are used to this kind of thing?

Hu Yao soon learned the truth of the matter. It turned out that people in this world could not perceive the actions and conversations of the products. The movement of the products was just rolling off the shelves accidentally in the eyes of human beings.

Hu Yao calmly started his leisurely life as a sausage, but before that, he had to confirm his status as the ruler in this supermarket.

Hu Yao immediately notified other products: "Benhu will be the king of this supermarket in the future. Who agrees? Who opposes?"

All the commodities passed the opposing opinions unanimously, and the rumors that were invincible all over the world quickly made them pass the affirmative opinions unanimously.

Hu Yao finally unified the supermarkets and became the first in the history of the universe to unlock the Supermarket King achievement... Sausage!

Hu Yao sat on his throne with a pensive expression on his face. He, the king of the supermarket, could not eat or drink in the face of a room full of snacks. Is it too cold at the heights!

Seeing Hu Yao's attitude, Miss Bread quietly asked the other sausages: "What is that SB sausage doing sitting on the trash can?"

The sausages all looked like "we don't know that idiot", pretending not to hear Miss Bread's question.

The merchandisers think that Hu Yao is an idiot, but it is actually quite normal.These commodities do not need to eat and drink, and there is no requirement for living space, so the commodities in the supermarket are basically in a state of absolute peace.Hu Yao suddenly wants to engage in class antagonism, of course he will be labeled an idiot.

Hu Yao doesn't care much about the idea of ​​these commodities. If he doesn't unify this place, how can he jointly resist human invasion?

These commodities probably don't know what the human beings they regard as gods will do to them after taking them away. Hu Yao doesn't mind tearing the bloody truth to them at all.

Hu Yao held his first group meeting after he became the ruler of the supermarket. The content of the meeting was only one - to publicize the harm of human beings to commodities.

"Humans will chew you all in their mouths!" Hu Yao said to all the food.

"Humans will tear your packaging!" Hu Yao said to all other products.

All commodities refuse to believe the nonsense that human beings are the supreme beings. This legend has been circulating for many years. How could the supreme beings harm mere commodities like them?

Hu Yao smiled sarcastically. Human beings thought that gods must belong to the camp of kindness?But will the behavior of gods change because of human thoughts?When gods want to do evil, can human beings have the ability to stop them?

Likewise, will human behavior be changed by the thought of these commodities?

Hu Yao can't change the beliefs of these commodities for the time being, but he can make them agree with him on the surface.Hu Yao didn't care what they were thinking, as long as they could temporarily achieve unity on the surface, that was enough.Hu Yao ordered the merchandisers to set up various deadly traps in the supermarket, waiting for ignorant humans to step into them.

A bottle of mysterious tequila suddenly appeared, intending to stop Hu Yao from doing anything wrong.

Hu Yao glanced at Tequila: "I'll give you 3 minutes to find a reason that can convince me, or I'll smash your bottle right away!"

Tequila was shocked, this sausage is unreasonable!Now he regrets suddenly appearing in front of this sausage, can he do it again with NG?

Seeing Hu Yao's eyes eager to smash the wine bottle, Tequila said everything decisively.

Hu Yao was a little disappointed, thinking he could find an excuse to have a drink.

Tequila confides everything he knows to Hu Yao.In fact, a long time ago, the products in this supermarket knew what would happen to them after they were taken away by humans, and every product was terrified when facing humans.

But the commodities are completely unable to compete with human beings. Humans don’t even know that these commodities have independent consciousness. The commodities can only pray in an atmosphere of sadness and despair not to be bought by humans.

Later, Tequila and several other veteran commodities jointly created a beautiful lie for the commodities in this supermarket. They claimed that human beings are God, and the commodities taken away by them will enter heaven.

As time goes by, this lie is gradually regarded as the truth, and every commodity spends every day in a happy atmosphere, instead of worrying all day long as before.

"They can't escape the fate of being destroyed by human beings at all. If that's the case, why not let them maintain the last bit of happiness before they die?" Tequila said calmly.

Hu Yao pondered for a while, and used lies to paralyze herself in the face of an irresistible and powerful enemy. Just to gain a little spiritual comfort, she respected the enemy as God.This kind of self-deception, why did Tequila speak so righteously when he said it?

Hu Yao continued to direct the merchandisers to set up traps, it was not his character to sit and wait for death, so what if he didn't have the strength to fight against the enemy?Anyway, you are going to die, even if you can only hurt a hair of the opponent before dying, you must let the enemy feel this desperate determination!

……

The morning sun shines through the windows onto the shelves of the supermarket, and the products are already very tired, because they have been directed by the Hu Damo all night.

Now there are all kinds of traps in the whole supermarket. The products that set up the traps silently prayed to the human beings for their crimes. They were just forced by the big devil and set the traps as a last resort. I hope that human beings will not blame them.

For commodities, human beings are like gods, and Hu Yao's behavior is blasphemy, which makes all the commodities in the supermarket very disturbed.

The administrator of the supermarket walked in first, and the expressions of these products were invisible to human eyes. He just stepped into the trap without warning, and then hung up.

"Move his body away!" Hu Yao calmly ordered.

It's a pity that no one has heard Hu Yao's words now, and all the commodities are boiling, because they actually killed God!Human beings who were regarded as gods by them were killed so easily!

Some commodities directly became crazy because of the collapse of faith, some commodities couldn't bear to look directly at the administrator's corpse, and some commodities showed fire in their eyes.Hu Yao quickly stabilized the order, ordering those sane commodities to dispose of the corpses as soon as possible!

The emotions of the commodities gradually stabilized. After witnessing several human beings who walked into the supermarket and were killed by traps, most of the commodities accepted this fact.

If human beings suddenly discover one day that the gods they have revered all their lives will be easily killed by them in seconds, how will human beings treat the gods?

The answer couldn't be more obvious, humans will definitely slaughter all the gods!

The products in this supermarket are like human beings who have discovered how to kill the gods. They are in a state of panic and excitement, and have forgotten that they regarded human beings as the supreme existence last night.

Hu Yao directed the merchants to pile up the corpses neatly outside.

One day later, the biggest supernatural event in human history broke out. A certain supermarket suddenly turned into a haunted house, and no one who stepped into the supermarket survived.

After investigating the surveillance video, it was discovered that there are many traps in the supermarket, but the ones who set the traps turned out to be the products on the shelves!

All scientists and supernatural lovers all over the world are very interested in this matter, and they gather in this horrible supermarket from thousands of miles away.

The owner of the supermarket clamored to increase the charges and planned to develop the place into a tourist attraction.

The supermarket was quickly occupied by government agencies, and a group of relevant staff wearing biochemical suits slowly opened the door of the supermarket.

Piu!Several front staff were killed in seconds.

Everyone at the scene immediately activated the highest level of vigilance. This may be the first time in human history to face supernatural forces directly!

Numerous satellite surveillance cameras were aimed at this small supermarket, and drones carrying cameras were also hovering in the sky.

In order to reduce unnecessary losses, the relevant departments intend to control the robot to enter the supermarket to explore the situation.

"What to do, there are too many humans outside!" Tequila said with some horror.

The anthropomorphic products in the supermarket can only rely on the most primitive hand-to-hand combat and setting traps to defeat some human beings. There is almost no chance of winning against the heavily armed people outside!

Hu Yao looked calm, it's time to show the true power of this demon!Bursts of black air rose from behind Hu Yao, Hu Nala, the God of Darkness, was ready to rule the world!

Piu!A white light fell, the world was reset, and Hu Yao disappeared.

"Hey, guys, what the hell is going on here!" Sausage A asked in disbelief. He remembered that he was following Boss Hu and preparing to have a big fight with the group of heavily armed people. Why did he suddenly Back to a few days ago?

Tequila shook her head, this situation is completely unexplainable now, could it be that time has gone backwards?But why do they still remember things before going back in time?Why has Boss Hu become such a fool now?

Silly white sweet sausage B faced the questioning eyes of the merchants, and couldn't utter a word of explanation. He felt like he had experienced a dream. In the dream, his body was completely out of control, and he made all kinds of unimaginable things. things.

Seeing that there was nothing to ask about the products, I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

A certain Coke asked: "What should we do next? Do we still set traps to kill humans like before?"

Most of the commodities passed this proposal. They hadn't seen the fighting power of humans before the time reset, so they were full of confidence in themselves and felt that killing humans was nothing more than that.

Tequila tried to dissuade, but was ignored.

The same trap was set again, and the administrator who stepped into the supermarket died again.

The merchandisers shouted excitedly, even without Boss Hu, they can still kill humans!

Piu!The world suddenly fell into a stillness, motionless like a photo, and the expressions and thoughts of the products were all frozen.

……

"Is this broken computer broken? Why is it so slow when playing a movie?" A certain otaku murmured to himself with an unhappy expression, and kept clicking the mouse trying to refresh the webpage while talking.

It's a pity that the movie that was refreshed again got stuck again at the same point in time, and the otaku boy was so sulky that he... stopped watching this movie in a fit of rage!

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