His Royal Highness is very tired [Comprehensive fairy tale]

At first, there was only one area without jungle.He didn't care, but was immersed in the joy of being adored by his daughters, because he knew that sooner or later the jungle would grow thick again;

Then, not only did the barren land in his eyes not become dense again, but it became more and more barren and began to spread.By the time he realized the seriousness of the problem, the Mediterranean had already taken shape in just a few months;

Finally, Gobi desertification is irreversible.He finally doesn't have to worry about the desertification of the vegetation on his head, because now he should worry about the spread of desertification on his chest/armpit hair/beard and various other parts!

Now, the sea king's golden crown stands proudly and stubbornly on the Gobi, shining with the top of his head...

Neptune: "#%@￥@%￥￥￥@#@￥!" The proud king cursed a certain demon who stole his daughter's collection of art from his light bulb!

He is at odds with the Demon King!

Witch: "Listen to me, hair growth medicine can't go wrong!" She pulled her skirt up to her knees, trying to save the newly made skirt.

The feeling of being soaked in the water below the knees is so frightening that it makes people want to cry!

Seeing her new furniture being rotted and rotted by the sea foam, the witch's heartache couldn't be more painful.However, she has nothing to do with the existence that created this chaos. Even if she is a witch, she is very kind to the last god. Didn't you see that her calf submerged in the sea has already started to tremble uncontrollably!

Although Neptune is bald, he is still a noble god, and the coercion released inadvertently is enough to deter human beings including the witch.

"I knew I should have rejected Neptune's request to make hair growth medicine," the witch thought, "I should have rejected the temptation of money and jewelry." '

Who would have thought that after taking the medicine, Neptune not only failed to green the desert, but no grass grew!

Neptune: "I hope your eloquence is good enough to touch my heart, otherwise..." I knew he would have trained a few more wizards and witches on the bottom of the sea, so it wouldn't be as embarrassing as it is now.

Since the exile of the most powerful witch in the seabed, the magic world of the entire seabed kingdom has been in a state of depression.And for the sake of face, Aquaman didn't dare to ask the witch and witch under the sea to make medicine for him.

Neptune overturned the car gloriously.

Witch: "I understand, I understand!" She is the best at winking.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty..." the witch flattered, "Did you bring any potion? I want to check to see if the potion conflicts with other substances in the sea."

"This request is reasonable." Neptune said, "Take it." A delicate medicine flew to the witch's hand immediately.

"This is..." The witch looked at the black-purple liquid flowing in the bottle, sweating coldly, "It shouldn't be this color."

Her potion, although the brewing process and ingredients are disgusting, but the color is very passable.After the hair growth medicine is boiled out, it will only be a clear and pure purple, not this vicious color that is still bubbling with black bubbles.

Neptune: "Continue to check."

The witch immediately pulled out the cork and took a deep breath: "This potion is wrong."

Neptune: "Witch, my daughter asked for it for me. Are you implying that my daughter wants to murder their father?"

His daughters would not be such vicious fish!

Witch: "Your Majesty, how could I have wronged the princesses!" The witch swore, "Please allow me to think about it carefully and see if there is a mistake in the cooking process!"

Neptune snapped his fingers in satisfaction, and the water level lowered a bit.

The witch heaved a sigh of relief. She was not in danger of life for the time being, and her mind was much better. After thinking about it carefully, a light bulb suddenly flashed above the witch's head...

The light bulb snapped on!

"I remember that not long ago, when I was brewing medicine, His Royal Highness and His Majesty the Demon King came to visit my house. I was talking to His Highness the Prince at that time, and I only remembered that His Majesty the Demon King was wandering around the medicine cabinet and the medicine pot." The witch.

Neptune: "Devil King?!!!"

The angry Neptune slapped the handle of the chair and stood up. Just as the wood shattered, the water level in the witch's house suddenly rose, rose, and rose again...

Witch: "Your Majesty...cough, puff!" The witch was instantly submerged above her head, temporarily lost her ability to speak, and could only hold her breath.

At the same time, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in." The angry Neptune restrained his anger.

As a king, he really shouldn't lose his composure too much. Thinking of this, the sea water slowly receded.

creak

When the door was pushed open a crack, the sea water poured out instantly, accompanied by a male voice screaming, the witch instantly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Rapunzel is not back!

Neptune: "..." I seem to have gotten into trouble?

Witch: "Your Majesty, I'll go and see who the unlucky guy is first." The witch bit her lip and walked out cheerfully holding back a smile.

……

"Wet, □□..." These were Sun Floer's first words after waking up.

Witch: "Oh, hooligan!" The witch folded her arms nervously, her skirt was so close to her body, it was so annoying!

"Fuck, rascal!" These were Sun Floer's second words after waking up.

Neptune:"……"

Haiwang glanced at his Guolu chest, and snorted coldly with disdain.The Hai people never disdain human rules and regulations, they are free and easy with their nature!

"So, what are you doing?" This was Sun Floer's third sentence after waking up.

Witch: "..."

Neptune:"……"

So until the assassin's wound healed automatically, he couldn't see Sun Floer.

……

When the sun set again and the moonlight filled the earth, in the royal city of the Alpha Kingdom, a man healed his wounds, and a non-human male stopped applying the potion.

At different places and at the same time, the two males slowly showed a smile on their faces and said this sentence - "Let's go, go to the palace!"

And the people who were in the same room with them also started to tremble, and prayed in their hearts...

His Royal Highness: "Ha Qiu!"

His Majesty the Demon King: "Ha Qiu!"

His Royal Highness: "You have a cold too?"

His Majesty the Demon King: "I don't think I have a cold, but..." the Demon King rubbed his nose, "This should be the third time I have sneezed since I was born. When I sneezed the first two times, I was either injured or enchanted. "

His Royal Highness: "I understand." His Royal Highness poured himself a cup of tea, "That is, you may be hurt."

His Majesty the Demon King: "Maybe, probably, maybe."

His Royal Highness: "Then why don't you leave the study?" It's definitely not something that an ordinary human can resist if he can be supported by a demon.

His Majesty the Demon King: "Honey, you are too cruel to me!"

His Majesty the Demon King angrily slapped the table to protest: "As my fiancée, you not only don't play OOXX, XXOO, OXOX, and XOXO with me, but you also don't play jumping X, leather X, cat ears, and cat tails with me, and you don't even accompany me Goblins fight..."

Seeing that His Royal Highness is still planning to put down his documents and take a look at him, His Majesty the Demon King became more and more emotional: "You still use cold violence, hot violence and other kinds of violence against me from time to time. If you are as good-tempered as I am for a long time, you will also be violent." Chilling!"

His Royal Highness: "What?"

His Royal Highness raised his head in surprise and asked, "Is the devil's heart hot? I thought your heart would be as cold as your blood."

"That's not the point!!!" His Majesty the Demon King, "Although our hearts are indeed as cold as blood, that's not what it means to be cold!"

His Royal Highness: "Okay, okay, I understand, I just describe, describe..." His Highness covered the documents on the table with his hands to prevent them from being splashed by the devil's spittle, and comforted him, "Calm down, I'm still waiting for you." There are documents that have not been processed."

On the eve of enthronement, His Highness the Prince was already so busy that he wished he could practice sex skills and work together.

His Majesty the Demon King: "Is now the time to read documents? Shouldn't it be the time to exercise in bed?!!!"

His Royal Highness: "You are so spoiled." His Royal Highness pushed the teacup in front of His Majesty the Demon King helplessly, "Have a cup of tea."

His Majesty the Demon King: "Don't try to change the subject!" He ordered him to drink a cup of tea in one gulp.

five seconds later

His Royal Highness: "It seems that he was indeed poisoned." He patted the demon king who was about to raise his paw to scratch it, "If you don't want to disfigure your face, you'd better not scratch it."

His Majesty the Demon King who started to rash again: "I hate human beings..."

Before the words □□ could be uttered, a bolt of lightning broke through the window and shot towards His Majesty the Demon King. The Demon King who was developing a rash calmly took the thunder and lightning and looked out of the window with disdain: "So it's you!"

Unexpectedly, his old friend would visit at this time.

"Hmph..." Neptune descended slowly from the sky, hovered outside the window and snorted coldly, "Look at your distressed appearance, you have so many disgusting rashes all over your body, demons are indeed fragile creatures."

"Heh..." The Demon King stretched out his restless claws and scratched at his body, "It is true that human beings are easily sensitized to us, but no matter how allergic we are, the phenomenon of land desertification will not appear on our bodies."

The demon king showed nostalgia: "I really miss the sea king whose hair, beard and chest hair can be connected together!"

Countless wells popped out on the top of Haiwang's bald head.

"Really?" The Ocean King smiled angrily, "I also miss the demon king who was handsome and flawless back then."

Numerous tic tac toes also exploded on the forehead of the demon king who just scratched himself until his face was blooming.

"Go to hell!!!" Neptune and Demon King roared at the same time.

"Ah!" His Royal Highness said happily, "It's exciting to watch."