His Royal Highness is very tired [Comprehensive fairy tale]

Although Neptune likes to be flooded with water, and the Devil likes to burn with fire, the two people who are incompatible with water and fire sometimes have surprisingly consistent hobbies—for example, the second favorite magic is thunder and lightning.

That day, the brave and the others will never forget the numb feeling of being electrocuted in the fire and in the water.The feeling of electrification in water, electrification in fire, and electrification everywhere is so sour!

"Go to hell, you bastard!" The king of the sea and the devil who were fighting in the air roared again at the same time, "I'm going to feed you to the dog!!!"

Not far away, the shepherd dog kept in the royal palace started trembling and foaming after hearing this sentence. It didn't want to eat either of these two things!

His Royal Highness: "Don't be afraid, guy." His Royal Highness comforted the shepherd dog, "Don't worry, I won't let you eat such a disgusting thing."

'The two idiots simply died together. ’ His Royal Highness thought, ‘It just so happens that I can remarry too…’

"No, it's remarriage!" His Royal Highness hurriedly said, "It's remarriage!"

Shepherd Dog: "Woof?" Why did His Royal Highness suddenly say such a sentence?

"Go back to sleep." His Royal Highness patted the dog's head, "Fortunately, they still know how to build a barrier or something, so it won't hurt ordinary people."

After receiving the order, the shepherd dog stopped trembling its legs and foaming at its mouth, and just wobbled back to the kennel.

"Don't worry too." His Royal Highness said to the servants gathered around him, "The palace is now protected by the barrier set up by the king of the sea and the devil, so it should be fine. If you are really upset, you can leave the palace. But I can't guarantee your safety on the road."

The staff headed by Tom expressed their willingness to stay in the palace for no other reason—His Royal Highness is a very safe existence.

His Royal Highness nodded in satisfaction: "Very good, now I'm going to watch the battle."

"Your Highness." Tom's frown was particularly worrying, "It's too risky for you to do this."

"It's okay." His Royal Highness smiled and looked at everyone, "If I don't go, a certain demon will be very depressed."

Tom: "Huh? Usually you're not just going to distract him?"

Although the identity of the Demon King is no secret among the servants, they will be stimulated by your Highness if you come out like this.

His Royal Highness: "I think he will just scoff at your ideas."

……

"Honey, did you see it!" His Majesty the Demon King threw a fireball, "Have you seen the heroic figure of me burning off his only eyebrow!!!"

Hahahahaha, how could he not be able to protect His Highness the Prince! ! !

His Royal Highness: "When fighting, it's better to concentrate..." This guy is really worrying.

Neptune: "Hmph, before you show off your achievements, you should find a way to cover your face like a fishing net!" His Neptune's halberd is much sharper than the devil's claws.

Demon King: "..."

Neptune:"……"

"Go to hell, old thing!!!" The two old things roared and threw the fireball and the ice sword.

His Royal Highness: "Old stuff? Well..."

The devil and the sea king, who is older?

not far away

The mage is waving his magic wand to maintain the magic shield, so that his teammates can move forward smoothly; the brave and the warrior walk at the front of the team holding their weapons, and flying away from the shield range from time to time may cause damage to the shield. Ice swords and fireballs that do a lot of damage; while the assassin is sharpening his knife and preparing to complete the fatal blow to the prince.

The adventure team officially joined Zheng Zheng in the battle circle

"Sun Floer is not here, no one is healing us, so the chances are limited." The mage said to the assassin, "That is the sea king and the devil are fighting, so we are very dangerous in the battle circle, there is only one chance, if you fail in one blow, you must withdraw immediately and fight with us leave here."

"Okay." The assassin's eyes and voice were extremely firm, "Thank you, this is the last time I will be willful."

Over the past few years, the assassin has actually been reflecting on whether he should continue to wake up the assassination activities for the sake of face.Seeing his friends suffer because of his own thoughts, the assassin couldn't bear it, and finally decided—today is the last time, whether he succeeds or not, he will leave the royal city and continue his adventure journey with his partners.

"At this time!!!" The brave man whose ears were ringing from the sound effect of the skill roared, "Don't set the flag!!!"

Assassin: "..." He seems to have been taught a lesson by the brave?

He was taught a lesson by the brave man who is best at setting up flags?

Brave: "It seems a little cold?" This feeling of being stared at by something is so frightfully familiar.

"Wait for me." After staring at the brave man and sneering for a while, the assassin said.

"Don't worry!!!" The brave man with a strong desire to survive, "We will definitely wait for you to return victorious!!!"

Warrior: "Brave, don't set the flag again at this time." He was sweating coldly for the brave.

……

When the red wine bottle in his hand was unfortunately killed in the hands of flying sparks, His Royal Highness disappointedly gave up the idea of ​​drinking red wine while watching the battle.

Sure enough, it was a bit difficult for him, who is only human, to drink red wine in such an elegant way.

And when His Royal Highness was watching the battle and mourning his bottle of red wine, he saw a black figure flashing across his eyes like lightning, and the next second, an icy light flashed across...

Rose Beauty was pulled out by His Royal Highness in time and firmly blocked the assassin's Hidden Blade.

"Sure enough, you are very good at martial arts." The assassin gritted his teeth.

"I have never denied this." His Royal Highness looked at the assassin in front of him with a smile, "You are really a vengeful assassin."

Assassin: "I've never denied that."

His Royal Highness sighed helplessly: "And childish." He turned sideways to avoid the throwing knife.

"You should have found out." His Royal Highness swung his sword to defend, "Poison doesn't work on me."

"Isn't it that you have been using your fiancée to test drugs?" The assassin attacked while attacking, "Your heart is completely opposite to your appearance, dirty and despicable."

"Heh..." His Royal Highness laughed lightly, "Although you are naive and hold grudges, you are indeed sharp." It's just that your brain is not very good, so far you haven't recognized the princess as the devil.

The assassin's offensive suddenly became more fierce.

"Aren't you going to join your companions?" His Royal Highness was quite struggling, "Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to go back after setting up so many flags?"

"How do you know?!!!" The assassin was startled.Could it be that the adventure team has been infiltrated by the prince?

"Oh..." His Royal Highness sighed softly, "I don't really want to know, but..."

"The brave man's voice is really loud." His Royal Highness said, "I am here, and I can hear you clearly." He really didn't want to know.

assassin:"……"

The brave man not far away: "..." The brave man sneezed three times in a row.

His Royal Highness: "A few months ago, I also heard your doubts about me in the corridor of the hotel."

Assassin: "..." The assassin's movements suddenly slowed down.

"Do you know why I stunned you all after killing the dragon?" Seeing the confusion in the assassin's eyes, His Royal Highness said, "It's not just because your jealousy hurt me, but also because I want to save your lives." .”

Assassin: "What are you?!" How is this possible.

His Royal Highness: "The five brave men are indeed very powerful, but you can easily deal with all kinds of monsters. Can you fight against the army and the evil people?"

"If I hadn't stunned you and left with all the treasures. The kingdom of Kappa Kingdom would have killed you and monopolized all the treasures after you rescued the princess."

Assassin: "He doesn't look like that."

His Royal Highness: "My uncle who is famous in the mainland for his handsomeness and elegance - the king of the Kingdom of Edo, is also a famous tyrant."

"The wealth of the evil dragon is not only plundered from the Kappa Kingdom. It is also robbed from other kingdoms. After so many years of accumulation, the amount of wealth owned by the evil dragon is quite considerable." His Royal Highness smiled, " Moreover, you can clearly see Princess Carol's embarrassment, plus the king's vow to kill the dragon and marry the princess. Do you think the king of the Kappa Kingdom would be happy for ordinary people to marry the princess?"

Assassin: "Of course not."

"After killing the evil dragon, the wealth of the evil dragon should belong to you, and you have no interest in marrying the princess. In this way, you are a team of brave men who have wealth, fame, and excellent fighting power but are unwilling to marry the princess... "His Royal Highness's smile became brighter, "Now, do you still believe that I have been cheating you?"

Assassin: "We will not accept wealth."

His Royal Highness: "The king of the Kappa Kingdom will only think that you are retreating to advance. Don't stare at me. This is the common problem of kings-suspiciousness."

Assassin: "Dare you swear to God that you didn't deliberately humiliate us?"

"Of course, but..." His Royal Highness pointed at the two old things who were inextricably fighting, "I can't swear yet, because there are too many lightning bolts, and I'm afraid that if I accidentally get caught by their moves Hit, and my reputation will be ruined."

Assassin: "I need to think about it..." He jumped off the roof of the palace, and disappeared within a few jumps.

His Royal Highness: "What a willful assassin." He withdrew his sword.

Your Highness had a great time tonight.

……

The assassin came back after 15 minutes.

This time, he was not alone, but appeared in front of His Royal Highness with several other partners.

His Royal Highness: "Long time no see, everyone."

Soldier: "Yes, yes, long time no see." After that, the soldier smiled innocently.

Brave: "Ahahahahaha, yes, yes." Self-familiarity is his professional talent.

Mage: "Yes."

The mage nodded coldly, and then asked, "Is there any news about the pastor, His Royal Highness? He has lost contact with us for a long time." Perhaps they have always seen the prince's control over the country.

His Royal Highness gave the mage a meaningful look, and in the expectant eyes of others, he said: "I got the news that the priest appeared near the witch's house this afternoon. Just as he knocked on the door of the witch's room At that time, I heard that he was washed away by the water..."

Adventure team: "..." What kind of road is this unfolding.

Boom!

The sweeping water waves instantly drenched them all thoroughly.

"Pfft..." His Royal Highness spat, "I think the pastor should be treating the cold at the witch's house right now."

"Bah..." the assassin pulled down his mask and spat out the choked water, "We'll pick him up right away, and then we'll leave Alpha Kingdom and continue our journey."

"Your Highness, I apologize to you for my rudeness." The assassin said, "I have indeed done too much to you these days. If possible, I hope I can do something to make up for what I have done to you, and the damage done by your fiancée."

"Really?" His Royal Highness was pleasantly surprised and surprised, "Are you really willing to help me?"

Assassin: "Yes, Your Highness."

"Then, I do have a problem right now and I need someone to help me solve it, and the troublemaker is my uncle, the king of the Kingdom of Edo." His Royal Highness twisted the water, "According to reliable sources, he is going to attack the Kingdom of Alpha recently. .May I ask you to teach my uncle a lesson and give him a wound that needs to be recuperated?"

"This..." The brave man scratched his wet hair, "This is not very good."

"Okay, I promise you." The assassin said, "Please wait for the good news, Your Highness." He kicked the warrior and the brave off the roof one by one, and pulled the mage to jump down as well.

This time, the Braves completely disappeared in the Alpha Kingdom.

His Royal Highness: "Oh..."

His Royal Highness played with the wet hair sticking to his face and sighed again, "What a chaotic night."

But he doesn't feel tired.

******

"I..." the brave man galloping on the main street of Wangcheng, "what are you doing?"

An hour ago, after assassinating the prince and failing to return, the assassin not only did not leave with them, but asked them to go to see the prince together.After repeating the prince's words, the assassin led them to His Highness the prince.

Now, they who had brought back the pastor were speeding up their horses and preparing to leave the city. Seeing the assassin's appearance, they wanted to go straight to the Kingdom of Aeduo.

"What are you doing?" The assassin snorted coldly, "Of course it is..."

"Report the news that the prince intends to murder him to the king of Edo Kingdom." The mage continued, "We must not make the prince too proud."

Warrior: "Ah? What?"

Brave: "Oh? Isn't it reconciled?"

Countless question marks instantly appeared above the heads of the soldiers and brave men.

"Reconciliation? How is it possible!" the assassin said, "You don't believe the prince's nonsense, do you?"

warrior:"……"

Brave: "..."

They really believed it.

The mage shook his head helplessly: "The prince's words make sense at first glance. However, based on the location of the battle between the devil and the sea king and the recent frequent military actions of the Alpha Kingdom, it can be seen that the prince has long been in collusion with the devil, intending to get involved in the entire world. mainland."

Naturally, the wealth of the evil dragon fell into the hands of His Royal Highness and was used by him to support the army.

The brave man suddenly realized: "So we are going to inform the king of the Kingdom of Aiduo now?"

Assassin: "A child who is not good will be spanked by his uncle..." There should be a limit to fooling people, you bastard prince!

Three Empresses King Edo's Palace

"I'm X, you are a fucking cheater!!!" The assassin looked at the king who was foaming at the mouth, his limbs were twitching, and he was performing kicking exercises on the bed in the bedroom, and shouted, "Damn it!!!"

bang

The king died.

On that day, the name of the Brave Squad resounded throughout Eduo, and amidst the cheers, their heads were printed on paper and distributed in the streets.As the most active person in the team, the assassin has maintained his position as the leader of the most wanted bounty list for decades.

Since then, the name Jalapeno not only refers to the assassin who bravely assassinated the tyrant to save the people, but also refers to the tyrannical rebels and their spiritual symbol.

……

a long time later

crackle!

A little mischievous spark jumped happily from the fireplace to the carpet, and a light sizzle brought back Peashooter's thoughts.

"Then, after you reconciled with the prince, you went to Edo, and then Grandpa Jalapeno upgraded from teaching the tyrant to killing the tyrant because he couldn't bear to see Edo's people suffer?"

Seeing the boy's innocent appearance, Peashooter's eyes began to avert.

"Y-you can do that too." Peashooter smiled kindly and stroked the boy's soft hair, "Don't mention this matter in front of Jalapeno, you know?"

"Yeah!" The boy nodded vigorously, "I know, I know, masters are always low-key!"