When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

The wedding of Tang Yutian and Qin Yi was held in... the ocean of knowledge.

—It was a very, very large library.

Mao Jixiang will always remember this day, he reluctantly served as the best man as an ally's natal family.

Although it is a library, it has also been transformed by a wedding company, and it has become a wedding banquet with the theme of "reading".

fantastic.

It couldn't have been more amazing.

Everyone dressed up to participate in this unprecedented wedding.However, many people were stopped by the reception at the door.

The receptionist bent down slightly and made a standard gentleman's posture. The white gloves on his hands were particularly conspicuous. He said softly but firmly: "Please show your study card."

"..." Mao Jixiang felt that he might have made a mistake.

But behind the receptionist, there is a photo of Qin Yi and Tang Yutian cuddling together hanging brightly on the wall, not to mention that in the photo, the two of them stretched out their hands and bent down like idiots, posing together in a heart shape. The font reads: happy knot.

Hey, what a taste.

Mao Jixiang looked away from the photo with a miserable face, and then asked the receptionist: "What study card? Didn't I show the invitation card?"

The hospitality attitude was very strong: "I'm sorry, the invitation card alone is useless, besides--please take a good look, it is clearly written on the invitation card, please be sure to bring your study card. This study card, we will also send it in the invitation card. "

He clearly remembered that when he received the invitation, it was in an envelope.As for the envelope... He opened it and threw it away, not caring whether there was any student card inside.

Under the guidance of the hostess, Mao Jixiang squinted his eyes and saw clearly the last line of small characters on the third page of the invitation.

——Without a student card, no entry is allowed.

Mao Jixiang looked back, and he insisted: "I'm just here to attend a wedding."

"Please show your school card."

"..."

"Do you know who this person is, my buddy." Mao Jixiang pointed to the stupid photo from the air, and then pointed to himself, "I'm still the best man today...Young man, you are very courageous, dare to stop me."

"You will not be allowed to enter without a study card, thank you for your cooperation."

This man didn't listen to what he said, and Mao Jixiang couldn't argue with him in full view, so he had to step aside first.

He's really, really complicated.

What kind of shit, can you guys get married in peace and order, and follow the routines of these intellectuals.

Bai Yu went back to the garage to pick up the congratulatory gifts, and it would take another five or six minutes to come back.

It's all because when they got out of the car, Mao Jixiang touched his crotch with his hands, and then was held in the car by Bai Yu and taught him a lesson.When the two came out, they forgot all the congratulatory gifts they had prepared.It wasn't until Mao Jixiang saw Si Jiabei passing by carrying a large box that he remembered it and asked Bai Yu to go back and get it.

Mao Jixiang was stopped outside and couldn't enter the infield, so he just stood obediently and waited for Bai Yu to come back.

Waiting to be bored, he suddenly had an epiphany - why didn't he call his allies?

Isn't he stupid if he doesn't go through the back door?

However, when a phone call was made, the person who answered the phone was Tang Yutian.

"..." Mao Jixiang was very tired, "Where is Qin Yi?"

Tang Yutian stood outside the door, the mobile phone in his hand was the one that Qin Yi used to smash him in anger just now.Thinking of the idiot halfway through taking off his clothes when he was changing his dress, he found that the man who should have turned his back was leaning against the door and staring at him unabashedly, and then threw his phone at him with his backhand.

He raised his hand and grabbed it in his hand, thinking, his wife's temper...

Quite exciting.

So he came back to his senses, and said a few perfunctory words to Mao Jixiang: "What about changing clothes, what can I do for him?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the other side started chattering non-stop, and Mao Jixiang was full of chattering skills: "Hey, I just want to ask a question, what the hell is a student card? You can just get married and do it in the library-I I watched from the outside just now, the inside is really scary, are we here to eat or to eat books, and I didn’t pay attention to this study card at all, can you ask the little brother at the door to let me in directly? I am Best man..."

Tang Yutian replied quickly and firmly: "No."

"...can you tell me why?"

"Because reading makes people progress."

"You ask Qin Yi to answer the phone."

"That's what he said."

"You let him answer the phone!"

"Hang up, goodbye."

Standing at the entrance of the hall, Mao Jixiang completely collapsed: "If you continue to do this, you will lose a handsome best man!"

Tang Yutian's hands that were about to put down the phone paused.

Mao Jixiang thought he could successfully walk through the back door, so Mr. Tang impatiently threw two words at him: "Make up."

What?

However, no matter how much he "crooked" to the phone, he still couldn't get a response.

Damn, he came to be the best man purely for abuse, right?

At this time, relying on his keen sense of hearing, he heard a man with a local accent nearby yelling, "How do you fill out this form? I don't know how to write it."

Mao Jixiang looked to the right, he was a well-known upstart in City A.

The lady at the front desk patiently taught him: "We need to fill in an answer sheet for the replacement of the student card. The meaning of this question is to ask you how to evaluate Marx's "Das Kapital". You only need to write a few comments."

The gold chain around the nouveau riche's neck was gleaming, and his rough voice became louder and louder: "How do I know, what's the matter with the horse, I don't read books, how can I write."

"What are you looking at, why don't you go in?"

Mao Jixiang was watching the situation over there, and the next second, his back fell into a warm embrace.

Bai Yu put his arms around him, lowered his head and kissed his hair.Then I heard Mao Jixiang ask him without thinking: "Do you know how to evaluate Marx's "Das Kapital"?"

Bai Yu: "..."

It was too bumpy in the middle, but they made up the card in the end.But the nouveau riche was even more miserable. He sneaked out of the library to search for answers, and then memorized a bunch of things that no one said. When he went back to the front desk, the front desk gave him another Unfamiliar answer sheet: "Sorry sir, the one just now has already been answered."

……

Anyway, the wedding went on as usual.

Mao Jixiang visited the dressing room and saw his allies sitting on chairs and taking deep breaths.

"You're okay, don't be nervous, it's going to be a knife anyway." Mao Jixiang patted his shoulder, feeling that thin little shoulder was trembling even without his pat.

Hmm... prenuptial phobia?

Mao Jixiang brought him a cup of hot water casually: "You are so shocked..."

Then he saw his usually calm ally turn around, put on some makeup but because of his good foundation, his face was flushed with makeup, and he said to him, "I'm so excited."

Mao Jixiang shook his hands uncontrollably twice.

Excited?

Qin Yi is dressed very formally today - designed by a famous designer, the custom-made suit fits him just right. The style and tailoring do not highlight his thin body, but make him look extraordinarily tall and straight.

His hair was not very long in the first place, so the hair stylist simply applied some pomade on him to give him a concave shape, and didn't make much trouble. Anyway, everyone's focus will definitely be on Qin Yi's face.

With impeccable facial features, his eyes were cold but surprisingly bookish.

Qin Yi tremblingly picked up the glass of water he handed over, bowed his head and took a sip, his lips were slightly wet, he unconsciously stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick it, and then said: "Well, I'm so excited, I'm afraid that when the time comes I can't control my emotions."

Some people who are usually careless will be afraid and nervous before getting married.But Qin Yi is just the opposite.

When he opened his eyes this morning, he saw Tang Yutian sleeping next to him, with the man's arms across his waist... Although his hair was messy, the quilt was not covered properly, and it barely covered his waist.Looking up, there are a few attractive abdominal muscles, and the outline of the face still looks a little cold even when he is asleep.

The mood is very complicated, many emotions are clustered together, anyway, all in all, I am very excited.

Excited, he took the initiative to straighten Tang Yutian's messy hair, and then the man suddenly half-opened his eyes, sleepily, and strangled Qin Yi's wrist with one hand: "Huh?"

Qin Yi didn't immediately shrink into the quilt and pretend to be asleep as usual, instead, he took the initiative to lean forward, getting close to Tang Yutian's body, and gently rubbed the tip of his nose against his neck twice.

Tang Yutian let go of his hand, rubbed the back of his head instead, and stroked him like Qin Yi would touch that stupid cat: "It's three o'clock in the morning, and it's still dark. Baby, are you begging me?"

No matter how he flirts, Qin Yi just leans against him.

Tang Yutian was aroused by him in the middle of the night, but he and Qin Yi would have the most important wedding in their lives tomorrow morning, so he could only take two steps back resignedly, but Qin Yi came over again.

After a few times, Tang Yutian was about to fall out of bed if he retreated again, so he simply turned over and pressed on Qin Yi's body to frighten him with the upright little Yutian.

however……

Qin Yi blushed unexpectedly, didn't push him or say 'Don't do this, Mr. Tang', but took the initiative to put his hands in from the edge of his underwear, holding the thing lightly or heavily and kneading.

There seemed to be a fire in Tang Yutian's mind, and everything burned with a bang.

"So did you do it?" Mao Jixiang poured himself a glass of water to suppress the shock, and continued, "Comrade Qin Xiao, you are very good and suitable for marriage."

Of course, he didn't make it to the last step. In Tang Yutian's words: You are so small, let me fuck you a few times, can you still get up tomorrow and marry me.

The wedding went smoothly. Although there were guests from all walks of life in a mess, it wasn't that kind of warm and small wedding, but this arrangement also had Tang Yutian's own intentions.

He wished the whole world knew who his wife was.

However, the more important thing is to let them know that in City A, his wife - this usually unknown teacher is the boss.

Under Qin Yi's insistence, their wedding was postponed until Qin Yi became financially independent, that is, after he found a job.Fortunately, he passed the examination very quickly and did not keep Tang Yutian waiting too long. After passing the examination, he secretly opened the back door for his wife, so the work went smoothly.

Because Qin Yi's working hours were earlier than his, and the school's first morning reading class started at [-]:[-], so Tang Yutian insisted on changing the company's commuting hours to maintain a [-]% synchronization rate with his wife.

Now the study room has been transformed into two desks, Tang Yutian works, and Qin Yi approves test papers and makes lesson plans.

Sometimes Tang Yutian got tired of reading documents, and would go to help his wife to approve homework, complaining about these stupid students.

I remember the funniest time when a child in the class confessed his love to Qin Yi in his homework, which made Tang Yu very angry.

"What is Teacher Qin, I like you so much?" Tang Yutian turned back and glanced at the cover of the baby, "Fan Pingping? Male or female?" The handwriting looked like a boy.

"It's just for fun, kid." Qin Yi didn't pay much attention, but Tang Yutian went to his school the next day. When he was in class, Tang Yutian was still waving at him from the window.

That posture... almost barged in and asked with a sneer, who is Fan Pingping.

Before he could think about it for a long time, Tang Yutian knocked on the door and was about to lead him on the red carpet to the stage.

Before Qin Yi left, taking advantage of Tang Yutian's absence, he raised his head and poured himself a few sips of wine.

As a result, he was very cooperative throughout the wedding without being shy.Tang Yutian put a ring on him, Qin Yi narrowed his eyes, looked at the man in front of him through the strong lights on the stage, looked at the man in front of him, somehow, he took the initiative to hook Tang Yutian's neck and kissed him.

The audience was boiling.

Mao Jixiang's 'yoooo' was especially loud, his hands were almost swollen, and he admired this kind of ally who became so unrestrained during marriage from the bottom of his heart.

Tang Yutian's eyes darkened, and he allowed Qin Yi's little tongue to sweep a few times indiscriminately. After pushing the wedding ring in, he turned against the guest, fierce and presumptuous.

He tasted the scent of wine between Qin Yi's lips and teeth.

After the kiss, the next step is for the two to step down to toast.

Tang Yutian opened his eyes, the lights on the stage really dazzled his eyes.

Especially the person next to him, he thought proudly in his heart... why is his wife so dazzling.

When toasting, according to what Tang Yutian told him before, he only needs to take a sip, and it's better not to drink at all, but to pretend to sip the cup.

But Qin Yi is three points drunk now, every time he makes a toast, he drinks more boldly than Tang Yutian, and directly suffocates the best red wine as if it were a second pot.

After being bored several times, Tang Yutian had no choice but to grab his wine glass.

As a result, during the next round of toasting, Qin Yi tilted his head at him: "Then what should I drink?"

Tang Yutian said with a cold face, "Drink the air."

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