When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

Qin Yi was drunk.

Drunk and dizzy.

When he toasted Mao Jixiang, Mao Jixiang watched him raise his head and poured all the wine on his face.

……

Super heroic.

Mao Jixiang was stunned.

This time, no matter how Qin Yi said that he was not drunk, Tang Yutian insisted on sending him back to the room on the second floor.

"Excuse me."

After Tang Yutian finished speaking, he put the wine glass on the table, and then took a dry towel from the tray held by the waiter to wipe it for him.But Qin Yi didn't realize it, he blinked, and the water droplets on his eyelashes smudged to the side.He frowned unhappily, turned his face to avoid the towel in Tang Yutian's hand, and whispered, "I...I still want to drink."

Mr. Tang looked around curiously, hooked Qin Yi's chin, turned his face back, and then gently wiped it for him, but the words that came out of his mouth were not so gentle: "Drink a fart, go up, wash your face yourself .”

Qin Yi held on for a while, but was still taken away. If you didn't look carefully, you wouldn't be able to see that his steps are a little vain.

Tang Yutian had seen how bad his drinking capacity was.

About half a year ago, he helped him change the name on his ID card to his real name.

Holding the ID card, Qin Yi was both surprised and joyful, ran three extra laps during the exercise that night, drank some wine after dinner, said it was to celebrate his rebirth, and said a few words repeatedly Words that people don't understand.

When he's drunk... he's more open than usual.

If he wasn't afraid that drinking too much would be bad for his health, Tang Yutian really hoped to get this man drunk every night, and then press him on the bed and bully him fiercely.

Perhaps alcohol is like an aphrodisiac to Qin Yi...

Tonight was no exception.

Tang Yutian left all the guests present just to take him upstairs to wash his face.

Mao Jixiang was terrified by this library-themed wedding at first, but now he came back to his senses, especially when he saw Tang Yutian's domineering, elegant and very pretentious walking posture when he was carrying Qin Yi, and then looked at the surrounding lights and festoons, all eyes were red Chinese style decoration.

He tugged at Bai Yu's sleeves, and said to the man who seemed to be attending a funeral, "If we get married...where would you choose?"

There seemed to be some other expressions on Bai Yu's paralyzed face, and he asked coldly, "Where do you want to be?"

Mao Jixiang's thoughts come and go quickly, and now he is more obsessed with another question: "When Tang Yutian gave you a toast just now, I wanted to say, can you be gentler? This is a wedding, not a funeral... From now on I will If you are unlucky and can't think about it, with you...with you...do you want to have this expression all the time?"

Before he finished talking, Bai Yu cut it off neatly: "I promise you."

"What?"

"Aren't you proposing to me?"

"..."

"Ask for Mao's marriage, I just want to spread out. You promised me before that we will maintain this illegal cohabitation relationship until I am admitted to graduate school."

Mentioning this, Bai Yu's expression became even colder, and he put down his glass: "According to your IQ, I don't think I can wait until this day."

After Mao Jixiang failed the postgraduate entrance examination last time, the system confessed everything to him.Then he locked himself in the room for about two or three days, and when he came out again, he was like a normal person, and he was a little proud: Thanks to me... I saved all mankind!

Otherwise, once this virus breaks out, it is uncertain what will happen, such as the epidemic, how many medical staff have been sacrificed, and the city is full of storms.

Death can be let go, but in Mao Jixiang's heart, there is one thing that he can never let go of.

Ok.

That is the postgraduate entrance examination.

So he hooked up with Bai Yu, and said with pride: "Brother Bai, whenever I enter the graduate school, we will get the certificate at that time!"

Bai Yu went out of his way to have a heart-to-heart talk with Tang Yutian for this reason. The two men chatted on the phone like they were discussing business, and they fought back and forth. In the end, Tang Yutian said, "Isn't it easy to let him live?"

"But I don't want to do this without telling him."

However, Bai Yu, who had sworn at the beginning that he didn't want to do this kind of thing without telling Mao Jixiang, was now thinking very seriously about how much money to give the examiner at someone else's wedding.

The second floor.

Tang Yutian helped Qin Yi to the edge of the sink, and turned on the faucet for him, then went to the balcony and called Hong Bao, asking him to maintain order downstairs.He and Qin Yi probably won't be able to go down here for a while, and they have to feed him some hangover soup, otherwise they might not be able to do things like undress in public.

Who knew that he hadn't been on the phone for a few minutes, and when he returned to the bathroom, the person who should have wiped his face obediently was standing under the shower, and the water flowed down his head, soaking his whole body.

The suite on the second floor was specially ordered by Tang Yutian to be used as a dressing room. The bathroom structure is also very simple, with several sides of transparent glass enclosing a shower space.

... This idiot ran in somehow.

Qin Yi took off his coat, and now he was wearing a white shirt, which was drenched in water.His hair was wet and dripping down. Through the glass door, Tang Yutian had a clear view of his body that was trying to hide under his clothes.

From the neck down, there is a thin collarbone and a slender waistline.

As a result of insisting on exercising, my physique has improved, but I can't see any big difference in body shape, but at least I got rid of the word sick and weak.

Tang Yutian turned his eyes away and coaxed: "Turn off the water and come out."

Qin Yi ignored him, he couldn't listen to anything now, he just felt a little hot...

Probably because the wet clothes felt uncomfortable against his body, he bent down again and began to take off his pants.

Tang Yutian waited for three seconds before looking back, and saw Qin Yi stretching his little butt and pulling down his trousers—that pair of hand-made trousers, which took more than a month to make, was being mercilessly taken by him at the moment trampled underfoot.

Tang Yutian frowned and stepped forward, opened the glass door, and the water splashed on him.

cold.

He was really a little angry at this moment, but after thinking about it, it was a happy day anyway, it was fine for his wife to be stupid, he had to stay rational.

However, when Qin Yi took off his trousers, his white thighs were exposed, and his shirt was tightly attached to his body to outline his figure. He even opened his arms towards him tremblingly and said, "Honey, I'm cold."

Um?Did we mention the word rational just now?

No sense, you are wrong.

Tang Yutian's eyes darkened instantly.

He folded the cuff up in two, then took two steps forward, and hugged him.

Qin Yi's body was cold, especially the wrists hooking his neck were cold.

Tang Yutian held his waist with one hand, and reached for the switch of the shower with the other to turn off the water.

The person in his arms couldn't be more tightly attached to him, as if growing on him, and most of Tang Yutian's clothes were wet by him.

"Idiot," Tang Yutian said while taking two steps back, the person in his arms followed him, backed to the door, he pulled a big towel and covered Qin Yi's head, spit out the second half In other words, "What are you trying to do by doing this, to seduce me?"

Qin Yi had buried her head in his arms, but when she heard this, she suddenly raised her head again. The towel half covered his forehead, but it didn't cover his star-like eyes that seemed to be shining.

Tang Yutian kept his mouth shut, and resignedly raised his hand to wipe his hair. When the hair was almost wiped, he reached out to unbutton Qin Yi's chest.

Qin Yi was quiet for a while, seeing that Tang Yutian was silent, cold fingers climbed up from his waist and gently pulled at his tie: "Are you angry?"

Tang Yutian didn't speak.

Qin Yi tugged at the tie again.

Only then did Tang Yutian say slowly, "Yes, angry."

Then when Qin Yi began to bite his lower lip helplessly, his thoughts changed again: "What did you call me just now?"

"what?"

"I won't be angry if I yell a few more times."

Qin Yi's head was slightly shaken by his rubbing, he blinked, and obediently called: "Old...husband?"

Facts have proved that rice can be eaten indiscriminately, but the husband can't shout indiscriminately.

Qin Yi was a little drunk at first, but Tang Yutian pressed him on the bed until he sobered up.

After he woke up, he recalled very clearly half an hour ago that he not only rubbed against Tang Yutian stickily and called her husband several times, but also pushed him onto the bed...then...and rode on it.

He rode on Tang Yutian's body and rubbed back and forth, and after the rubbing was over, he bent down and lay down between the man's legs to kiss him...

Impossible, such a shameful thing must not have been done by him!

Qin Yi was pinched and kissed by Tang Yutian from the beginning to the script, which made her turn red, and now she became completely hot.

Tang Yutian didn't pay attention that much, he was buried in Qin Yi's body, only felt that the legs of the man under him were looser around his waist.

He bowed his head to give Qin Yi a long and wanton kiss, finally bit his lower lip lightly, held his slender ankle to prevent him from sliding down, and murmured hoarsely: "Tired?"

Qin Yi could only groan indistinctly, and the eyes were as wet as fog.

Tang Yutian squeezed his ankle hard: "Why don't you clamp it properly, and want to sit up and move by yourself?"

……

It's fine if he doesn't say it, but when he said it, Qin Yi's mind was filled with the embarrassing scene just now.He was sitting on Tang Yutian's body, with his hands supporting his waist... rising and falling with him.

So Qin Yi could only keep wrapping his legs around his waist, then closed his eyes, raised his head slightly and gasped for air.

He felt Tang Yutian's fingertips rubbing vaguely on his jaw, sliding down his Adam's apple, and finally strangled his throat with one hand!

The force Tang Yutian used was not heavy, but Qin Yi still trembled sensitively.

"From today onwards, you are the wife I am marrying, and the whole world knows that you are mine." Tang Yutian leaned down and pressed against his ear. With this posture, the place where the two are closely connected is also deepened, " For the rest of your life, your name will be confused with the three characters Tang Yutian."

After he finished speaking, Qin Yi opened his eyes. As he raised his head, the moment he opened his eyes, he was shaken by the large ceiling hanging from the ceiling, making his eyes hurt.The pupils contracted for a while, and then the dots of light gradually dissipated, and Tang Yutian's face—the face that was no longer indifferent and full of lust was engraved in his eyes again.

Qin Yi let go of the hand that was tightly clutching the bed sheet, covering his, his voice was a little broken, a little intermittent, but very firm.

"It's an honor, the rest of my life... please give me more advice."

The author has something to say: This is a bowl of innocent meat.

Recently, I have become so innocent.