When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

It's another autumn.

Just after the cruel postgraduate entrance examination, Mao Jixiang walked out of the school dejectedly.

Before going to the exam, in order to prevent the students around him from seeing his actual age, he deliberately rummaged through the box to find out the old high school uniform.

"This...isn't it a bit too tender?" Qin Yi was sitting in the living room drinking tea, and was surprised when he glanced up inadvertently, "Mr. Mao, you may be more eye-catching when you dress up like this."

The two of them live very close to each other now, separated by a small road.Bai Yu and Tang Yutian probably thought that these two people passed through the same place after all, and they didn't want their wives to be too lonely, so now they would visit each other from time to time.

At this moment, Mao Jixiang was standing in the porch, rubbing his new hairstyle, with his bangs covering his eyes, thinking he was youthful and invincible, and asked Qin Yi: "Do I look like the kind of girl who doesn't do much in school and has good grades?" Okay, and a talented handsome guy who skipped grades at a young age?"

Qin Yi shook his head frankly.

Mao Jixiang was silent for half a minute and then suddenly realized: "Forget it, you don't understand fashion."

Thinking about the status of his allies in the fashion industry, Mao Jixiang felt a little more balanced.

Before he left, he rubbed against Qin Yi's body for a long time: "Let me change my luck, please help me, this intellectual, please protect me..."

Qin Yi was still holding the teacup in his hand, and was hugged tightly face to face, and his arms froze in mid-air.

After Mao Jixiang went crazy, he slowly moved the tea cup back to his mouth, took a sip, and then said earnestly: "Check the questions carefully, the teacher likes to set traps, so you must analyze rationally, and you can't take it for granted... Be careful, don't panic, let go of the questions you don't know how to do, and use your time reasonably..."

Your friend, Teacher Qin is already online.

Mao Jixiang listened carefully and kept these words in his heart verbatim.

So when he took the exam, he combined Qin Yi's method with a foreign genius named Juan Fu, handed out the test paper, read the question from the beginning to the end, and put his hands together...thumb against chin, index finger Point between the eyebrows.

Close your eyes and think.

……

Fell asleep.

The moment he walked out of the examination room, he felt the despair of handing in a blank paper.

Outside the examination room, fish and dragons were mixed together, probably because he exuded the air of a loser, so he was entangled as soon as he went out.The man was dressed in black, with the neckline turned up to cover most of his face, and he spoke in a local accent when he spoke: "Hey, my friend, do you want a copy of the postgraduate entrance examination answers? It's three hundred for a copy, and it's guaranteed."

"No need," Mao Jixiang said with a sullen face, stroking his youthful and beautiful bangs, and looked at him sideways, "Does it look like I need to retake the exam next year?"

"……picture."

"..." Mao Jixiang was too embarrassed to say, damn it, I actually think so too.

"I failed the exam." As soon as he got home, his negative emotions exploded, he even forgot to change his shoes, ran to the study and squatted in front of Bai Yu, "Super smash, unprecedented smash."

If it was the past, Bai Yu would definitely tell him, 'Don't take the exam, you won't pass the exam, let's get married quickly'.

However, today's white thighs are different, and he actually gave him a frighteningly stiff smile: "No, you are great, you have to believe in yourself."

...?

what?

Bai Yu continued to smile stiffly: "Don't worry about grades, do you know how hard you work?"

Am I... working hard?

Mao Jixiang was confused by his praise.

And more importantly, today's Bai Yu is so scary.

"Are... are you, are you laughing at me with magical techniques?"

Mao Jixiang, who didn't know that Bai Yu paid the examiner to get married early, was immersed in Bai Yu's "magical ridicule" all day long and couldn't extricate himself.

The next day, Mao Jixiang opened his eyes in fear, hoping that the man who said to him with a smile, "How hard have you worked hard, you will pass the exam" will disappear completely.

however……

Magicism is immortal.

"I made breakfast for you," he opened his eyes, and Bai Yu's face appeared in front of him in a magnified shape. "Your favorite fried egg."

Mao Jixiang: "...Did you cook specially?"

"To celebrate the end of your postgraduate entrance examination."

……

tell me!Tell me what's wrong with the world!

Mao Jixiang was about to yell in the early morning: Labor and management have handed in nothing!Vain roll!Stop congratulating me!I don't work hard!I put the exam to sleep!

People who can fail will not easily admit that they have failed.

In the end, he just had an expression of humiliation... He lifted the quilt and let Bai Yu give him a good morning kiss with ease, then went into the bathroom to brush his teeth, wash his face and shave.

After breakfast, Bai Yu pushed him into the room for him to change.

Mao Jixiang slammed the door firmly: "...What do you want to do? What exactly do you want to do?"

Bai Yu wrapped the scarf around him gently: "After the exam, I'll take you out to relax."

Well, there are still rewards.

Mao Jixiang was fidgeting, as if the child who got the bottom of the exam was regarded by his parents as the top scorer in the college entrance examination...

The car slowly stopped at a familiar place.

Bai Yu opened the door for him: "Here we are."

amusement park.

According to this vulgar taste, Bai Yu must be looking up dating strategies on the Internet again.

But what made him feel psychologically balanced was that his allies and Mr. Tang were also there.

When Tang Yu got out of the car, his expression was so colorful. After Qin Yi got off, he slammed the car door: "You just picked this shitty place?"

Bai Yu was not to be outdone: "Otherwise, according to what you said, go to the casino?"

Mao Jixiang jumped up for joy: "The casino is good! Is it Las Vegas... Let's go to Macau?!"

The honest people's teacher frowned tightly: "..."

Seeing the subtle change in his wife's expression, President Tang immediately changed his words: "The amusement park is good, it's good, and it's actually good to climb mountains... isn't it baby?"

"..."

So these four people who were completely incompatible with the amusement park walked inside wearing windbreakers, especially Tang Yutian was wearing sunglasses, and there were eight bodyguards behind him.

After 10 minutes, Qin Yi and Mao Jixiang finally couldn't help themselves, and asked the two men beside them: "... who is he?"

The 'he' they refer to is a round-faced man who walks in front, waving a small red flag in his left hand, holding a trumpet in his right hand, and a megaphone hanging around his waist.

Facing his wife's question, Bai Yu was silent for a while.

This is someone he hired, and he doesn't know what to say...a mercenary?

With a cold face, Tang Yutian took advantage of his IQ250 and said word by word: "Guide."

Qin Yi: "..."

Tang Yutian added another sentence: "Amusement park tour guide."

They can't be blamed either. People of their status receive the best treatment no matter where they go. The word tour guide has never appeared in their dictionary.

Mao Jixiang hooked Qin Yi's neck, and he didn't know how to evaluate these two people. Thousands of words merged into one sentence: "...Damn it."

The weather was fine, cloudless, and the streets were covered with fiery red leaves.

The four of them acted like idiots, following the little red flag in front and listening to the round-faced man explain the origin of the carousel.

"A carousel or merry-go-round playground motor game, that is, a large rotating platform with seats decorated as wooden horses and moving up and down for tourists to ride. The earliest recorded merry-go-round appeared in the Byzantine Empire... about 1860 The first appeared in Europe a steam-propelled carousel..."

Tang Yutian listened carefully, then turned around, took off his sunglasses, revealed those sharp eyes, and asked Qin Yi: "Want to sit up?"

Qin Yi: "No, thank you."

Bai Yu led Mao Jixiang to the front of the Ferris wheel: "This looks good...Maomao, try it?"

"..."

Mao Jixiang: Goodbye, this bloody place, you stupid idiots, I can't stay any longer.

This shitty day passed quickly, and Mao Jixiang licked his cone and waved to his allies: "Bye bye, don't pass it by now, be careful on the road."

Qin Yi wanted to say, aren't we going along the way...

Then he stared dumbfounded at Mao Jixiang running across the road at a sprint speed of [-] meters, shouting: "Goodbye to this world, let me calm down alone."

Bai Yu didn't even close the car door, and ran to the opposite side of the street to catch Mao Jixiang, who still didn't forget to lick the cone while running.

As a result, when Qin Yi got into the car, he saw that Tang Yutian hadn't turned on the ignition for a long time, so he asked a little strangely: "What's wrong?"

Holding the steering wheel in his hand, Tang Yutian said in a muffled voice for a long time, "Isn't this date very bad today?"

When he said this, Qin Yi finally realized.

After the two of them got together, they really haven't gone out on dates much, and running every evening doesn't count.Qin Yi himself is not the kind of person who likes to go out to play, if he can, he would rather stay at home every day, sip tea and read a book.

Although it's lively outside, the excitement belongs to others.

Looking at Tang Yutian and recalling today's whole day's schedule, Qin Yi suddenly smiled.

He laughed, his ascetic intellectual eyes bent into little moons.

"No," he covered Tang Yutian's hands, two pairs of equally good-looking but different temperament hands overlapped, "As long as I'm with you, I'm very happy."

But Bai Yu's side didn't have such a warm atmosphere.

Mao Jixiang swallowed the cone in two gulps, puffed his cheeks and said, "Brother, please stop using magicism as a weapon to attack me physically and mentally."

Bai Yu didn't know what he was talking about.

"I will definitely work hard and study hard, and I will definitely pass next time," Mao Jixiang recalled the black-clothed boy at the door who had 'wrapped 300 yuan', and then vowed, "Really, give me one last chance. "

Bai Yu stepped forward and took him into his arms: "Don't make trouble, go home."

In this way, ten days passed without incident.

The score is out.

Bai Yu took the initiative to check the score for him, and the man looked at the beautiful score on the screen and said, "That's great..."

Mao Jixiang: "Damn it... can you pass the test for nothing?"

In the end, Mao Jixiang chose to include the word "postgraduate entrance examination" in the top ten unsolved mysteries of his life, which is still the first.

The author has something to say: Codewords on the train ╭(╯ε╰)╮The last chapter is extra.

I originally planned to write a few more chapters, and then I felt that the explanation was almost the same.

Let's see you next time~

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