[Comprehensive] I am exactly the same as the villain

"Here we are, this is where King Yan Mo of Hell works."

The ghost lamp brought Ishihara Hiiragi to a gate, and before opening the door, he said to Ishihara Hiiragi quite seriously: "King Yan Mo is very busy, and this time I have granted you permission to come here for the development of hell. See Yan Mo Dawang, please be careful not to be rude."

Ishihara Hiiragi nodded earnestly. That is King Yan Mo who can only be seen after death. At the same time, he felt that Mr. Guideng's reminder was a bit redundant. Who would dare to be presumptuous in front of King Yan Mo?

"Lord Yan Mowang, I'm coming in."

The heavy door was slowly pushed open by the ghost lamp, a ray of light shone on Ishihara Hiiragi's face, Ishihara Hiiragi squinted his eyes under the sudden light, what kind of terrifying scene would he see? In the modern picture scroll, the scene where King Yan Mo is throwing ghosts into the frying pan?

When Ishihara Hiiragi was thinking wildly, guessing what a terrible ghost he might see later, there was a wail from inside the door: "Ghost Lamp Lord! You are finally back, come and help me, there are too many files to read It's over!"

The door was finally fully opened, and Ishihara Hiiragi half-opened his eyes. He saw a huge man sitting directly in front of him, holding documents, crying and yelling at Mr. Ghost Lamp.

what is this?

Ishihara Hiiragi couldn't understand at all, the rumored King Yan Mo had this kind of virtue?

Looking at the ghost lamp at the side again, he seemed to be completely used to it, and sighed: "I just left for ten minutes..."

Ghost Lantern prolonged the last word, and then Ishihara Hiiragi only heard a loud bang, his heart skipped a beat, and he felt the whole room tremble.Ishihara Hiiragi came back to his senses, his eyes shifted slightly, and he saw a huge mace stuck on the wall behind King Yan Mo.

And King Yan Mo was covering his cheeks and crying: "It's too much, Lord Ghost Lantern! This king's face is broken!"

Could it be that Mr. Ghost Lantern threw it out! ?

No, no, it is absolutely impossible, because no matter how you look at it, Mr. Ghost Lantern is a subordinate of King Yan Mo, and the subordinates use violence against their superiors, and the boss is still the King Yan Mo of hell. The result of doing so is definitely not simple. Just being fired is enough, and Mr. Ghost Lantern must know this truth too!

Then Ishihara Hiiragi watched as the ghost lamp stepped forward, pulled out the mace from the wall, put it on his shoulder, turned his head to look at King Yan Mo, and cast a murderous shadow on his face: "I What are you doing while you're away, can you give me a perfect answer."

Hey - there are evil spirits here! Σ(°△°|||) Seeing Yan Mo Wang holding his head and crying for Mr. Ghost Lamp's forgiveness, Ishihara Hiiragi clutched his heart that was kicking and jumping, and finally understood why Mr. Ghost Lamp had emphasized that there should be no disrespect The place.

Seeing Lord Yan Mowang like this, it is really difficult not to be rude...

"Forget it, let's put these things aside for the time being." Seeing Yan Mo's faltering look, Gui Deng could only sigh, and turned to look at Ishihara Hiiragi: "Yan Mo's king, he is just Tang Tang The dead person that Gua told me about suddenly appeared, Ishihara Hiiragi. It is the soul of a stranger. Because he wanted to find the lost memory, he used the soul-returning incense. For some reason, the soul-returning incense was sent to hell. I I want to ask Lord Yan Mowang to check his information and send him back to the present world."

"It's not impossible, wait... Where is the power cord of my computer?"

Ishihara Hiiragi stood powerlessly at the door, King Yan Mo found out that a person still needs to use a computer in his life... This is not the hell he knows!What to do, I can no longer feel the slightest awe of hell.

Yan Mowang finally plugged in the power cord to the computer, and his broad fingers tapped on the slightly petite notebook.

"Ah?" Lord Yan Mo suddenly let out a strange exclamation: "There is no record about him in hell."

"No record?" Ghost Lantern frowned, "How is this possible, but anyone who lives in this world should have his whole life recorded, how could there be no records about him?"

Hearing this, Ishihara Hiiragi seemed to have understood something, he hesitated for a moment, and then asked: "Well, is it because my original name is not this?"

"It doesn't matter too much. Even if it's a birthday made up by others, it's still part of you, so...it's really strange." King Yan Mo tapped back and forth on the notebook with his broad fingers with a headache, and finally He looked helplessly at the ghost lamp.

Sure enough, he came from another world.

Now it can be confirmed that it is not a series of symptoms of amnesia caused by the impact of the brain, he is indeed a person from another world.After all, King Yan Mo in hell said that there is no record of him in hell, so there should be no better explanation except that he is not from this world.

"It's such a headache... Ghost Lantern, can I trouble you to go to the real world to find out about this, Ishihara Hiiragi?" King Yan Mo closed his notebook, with a worried face on his face: "The people who are still alive are on the roster of hell. No record, it's not a small problem."

"I see, I have to send him back anyway." Ghost Lamp nodded.

After leaving the workplace of King Yan Mo, Ishihara Hiiragi followed the ghost lamp and continued to walk on the land of hell. The scenery continued to change subtly along the way. The only thing that remained unchanged was the painful wailing of the dead and the land stained with bright red blood.

No matter how... Yan Mo looks like a person, it is true that this place is hell.

Maybe I noticed the curiosity in Ishihara Hiiragi's eyes. The ghost lamp is like a tour guide at this time, leading Ishihara Hiiragi to appreciate the history and culture of hell...

"Today's world is divided into this world, heaven and hell. Hell is subdivided into 270 deployments. The residents here have been living a peaceful life here. However, the population exploded after the war, and the number of deaths increased to even hell. It’s like the trams in the morning rush hour and the evening rush hour... In order to keep up with the rhythm of the world, a lot of changes have taken place here in the past few hundred years, and there are many more convenient and quick punishment methods.”

Ghost Lantern brought up a new method of punishment, which reminded Ishihara Hiiragi of Miss Rabbit whom he had just met.It is said that hell’s means of punishing sinners is like 3 minutes of instant noodles, is this really good...

The ghost lamp continued: "It's just that our side is very slow to keep pace with the times. Up to now, we are still using the punishment methods handed down from ancient times, such as pouring oil into the pan and pulling out the tongue... These are used to punish the soul. , we just accelerated the speed of punishment. In addition, there are various funding problems, the population is increasing rapidly, and there is a serious shortage of hell jailers. Tsk, the king Yan Mo who leads here is so virtuous..."

Ah, just now I frankly said bad things about King Yan Mo.

"Because it's a living soul, if you want to return to the present world, you need to leave Taoyuan Township. Although I don't really want to see that guy, but if it's for the fragrance of returning to the soul, I can bear it a little bit." Ghost Lantern led Ishihara Hiiragi, while While speaking, he put on an expression of disgust for something——Wow, Ishihara Hiiragi glanced at the face of Ghost Lamp, and he thought that Mr. Ghost Lamp's murderous disgust would only appear when facing King Yan Mo Show it.

After only a sneaky glance, Ishihara Hiiragi looked away.

It's terrible!

But when it comes to Taoyuan Township, it should be a place like heaven. What kind of patience is needed in that kind of place?Isn't patience required here in hell?Ah, speaking of the kingdom of heaven, it is probably the place where angels or gods live. In this case, the ghosts in hell may really need to be patient...

"I still don't understand why there is such a depraved place like Taoyuan Township in this world. It is because life is so stable that those young people who are uneducated and incompetent in this world are indifferent and boring. , boredom, high pressure and other reasons to become criminals. These people will cause us a lot of trouble after death! I really hope that the young people now live as a conscientious and strong-bearing person from the bottom of my heart. .”

The ghosts in hell are actually advising people to be kind...

"Ah, speaking of it, since there is no record in hell, you can't be reincarnated after death. How about staying in hell and working? The welfare of our jailers here is very good. Although it's tiring, it's okay. The method, after all, there are billions of human beings on the earth now, plus the more and more frequent exchanges with other countries in recent years... But it is precisely because of this that you can still go abroad on business trips. Wombats are nice."

The koala is very nice. What Mr. Ghost Lantern said means that he has already been there, and he has been in close contact with it!

"I don't like human beings very much. After all, I have to see them as the dead sooner or later, and I have to personally judge their crimes, but..." Ghost Lantern stopped in front of the gate of Taoyuan Township, and turned to look at Ishihara Hiiragi : "I don't really hate you."

Until I walked to Taoyuan Township with Mr. Ghost Lantern, Ishihara Hiiragi was still puzzled by this sentence. Could it be that he was full of a friendly aura towards non-human beings?It seems that Nuliang-kun also came to strike up a conversation that time...

Could it be that...the reason why I can't get along with Edogawa and Haibara is because both of them are ordinary human beings through and through! ?

Thinking of the vigilance they had never hidden when they faced him so far, Haibara was better, as if he already believed that he was not the bad guy, but Edogawa... Ishihara Hiiragi had a kind of despair that wanted to cry: I am in this life Is there any possibility of developing a good friendship with Edogawa?

No no no, there are still!Didn't Haibara say that as long as he doesn't do bad things and makes Edogawa completely believe in his innocence and innocence, he will become friends with him!Ishihara Hiiragi thought about it, and instantly went through a series of occupations that can become a good person in his mind.

Policemen, judges, doctors, lawyers, firefighters... which one is the most favorable to Edogawa?