[Comprehensive] I am exactly the same as the villain

Taoyuan Township and Hell are really very different, blue sky, white clouds, birds singing and flowers fragrance, Ishihara Hiiragi looked at Taoyuan Township with some surprise: "This is Taoyuan Township, it is so different from other places..."

"Of course, it's hell after all."

"Of course, it's heaven after all."

kindness?two voices?Ishihara Hiiragi raised his head and saw a man coming out of the house at the end of Taoyuan Township. The man was wearing white clothes, looked at Ishihara Hiiragi back and forth with some frivolous eyes, and sighed: "What, thanks to my high interest Come here, thinking that the living soul who strayed into hell will be a lovely girl."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand again: "It's a pity that I'm not a girl, but please take care of me. I'm Bai Ze who lives here, and I'm a very kind person, completely different from that evil ghost over there." .”

Ishihara Hiiragi also hurriedly reached out his hand and held it together with the other party: "Please give me your advice! Is Bai Ze... the divine beast Bai Ze that represents auspiciousness?"

"Oh, you know?" Bai Ze's expression looked a little surprised, and Ishihara Hiiragi nodded: "Because I encountered some things before, I have paid attention to this topic. Although most of them still have a little understanding, but Mr. Bai Ze Very famous."

"Oh, just call me Bai Ze casually." Bai Ze looked very happy: "That's right, I am Bai Ze, who represents the auspicious symbol, and that evil ghost who lives in hell and is full of malice. There's an essential zone-"

The mace passed through Ishihara Hiiragi's ear and directly hit Bai Ze's chest, interrupting the opponent's words and sending him flying.

Still maintaining the state of talking to Bai Ze just now, Ishihara Hiiragi turned his head stiffly, and looked at the culprit, Mr. Ghost Lantern, as if nothing had happened: "Is this... all right?"

Why did Mr. Ghost Lantern beat the auspicious animal? !Wouldn't he be punished by heaven or something... Ah, Mr. Ghost Lantern is already a ghost, so the punishment of heaven should not be counted on him.But... even if ghosts can escape the punishment of heaven, can they beat the beasts at will? !

Ah, speaking of which, this guy has already done something to his boss, King Yan Mo...

Just when Ishihara Hiiragi was constantly refreshing his cognition of the horror of the ghost of hell, Bai Ze had already stood up from the ground, and with difficulty removed the mace that the ghost lamp threw on him, reflecting the level of the beast. physical fitness.Ishihara Hiiragi saw it in his eyes, and felt that the other party still had a sense of getting used to it.

Bai Zepi glanced at the ghost lamp with a smirk, turned around and said to Ishihara Hiiragi: "It really is an evil spirit—I said this little brother, you must be careful, maybe you will wake up one day , I found myself tied up by some evil spirit and put in a hot oil pan!"

It was obvious that Bai Ze didn't want to deal with the ghost lantern anymore, so he turned his back to the ghost lantern and said to Ishihara Hiiragi, "So...Ishihara Hiiragi, right?" After getting a clear answer from Ishihara Hiiragi, Bai Ze continued: "As ordered by King Yan Mo , I, Bai Ze, will take you back to the human world from Taoyuan Township directly. I heard that you were brought to hell by the incense of returning souls? , I almost never saw it again."

As Bai Ze was speaking, he was overheard by the ghost lamp. He walked over, picked up his mace, lifted it up, and smashed it directly on Bai Ze's shoulder: "Let's talk about it first, I've ordered the Resurrection Incense Well, it’s impossible to give it to you.”

"It hurts—" Bai Ze gritted his teeth and moved a few steps away, moved his shoulders, and stared after he was far away from the ghost lamp: "Hey, it belongs to this little brother, I just It’s all about collecting the rewards that you should have. Besides, who does the Returning Soul Incense belong to? It should be decided by the current owner of the Returning Soul Incense, brother Ishihara Hiiragi! You evil ghost!”

"The agreement made before should be fulfilled, otherwise you will go to hell after death. You white pig."

Ishihara Hiiragi felt a little redundant, and couldn't find a suitable opportunity to interrupt the battle between the two of them.

I don't know whether to say that their relationship is good or not.Judging from the current situation, they are all arguing like this and even started to fight. It should be a bad relationship.And just two people, one is a ghost, the other is a divine beast, and the differences in races are so different, the relationship can't get better...

However, the kind of back and forth, one sentence after another, inexplicably makes people feel that there is a little bit of weird tacit understanding between them.

"That..." Time passed by, Ishihara Hiiragi still found a gap between the two of them talking, "If you burn the soul-returning incense, it may really burn out." · "Ahhh , Sorry, once I meet this person, I can't suppress the disgust in my heart. I can't help but want to punch that disgusting thing opposite, but now is not the time to do such things, let's go, The soul-returning incense is much more important than that disgusting thing opposite."

The ghost lamp pointed at Bai Ze, not wanting to see him very much.

"Disgusting, you bastard! If it wasn't for King Yan Mo's request and his interest in the Resurrection Incense, I wouldn't want to meet a ghost like you!"

Bai Ze was so angry that he turned his face to one side, ran to the other side of Ishihara Hiiragi, and grabbed his arm: "Brother, you see, he is such a terrifying evil spirit, even a divine beast that symbolizes auspicious omens The evil spirits who will bully you!"

Ghost Lantern didn't even look at Bai Ze: "A primary school student who can only sue."

Ishihara Hiiragi who was caught in the middle like a sandwich didn't dare to say a word.

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to talk to you. Speaking of which, if you return to the present world from Taoyuan Township, you don't have to go through the troublesome procedure of hell. Just go straight down. I can send my little brother home soon. "Bai Ze smiled and called Ishihara Hiiragi to come over with him. As for the ghost lamp, he will follow up anyway.Of course, it's better not to keep up.

In addition to the large peach trees and the hut where Bai Ze lives in Taoyuan Township, there are also white rabbits with turbans on their heads that can be seen everywhere.However, after experiencing "the rabbit in hell cut off a person's tongue with pliers", the shadow caused by this incident made Ishihara Hiiragi no longer dare to underestimate the rabbit here.

Maybe the rabbits here will also cut off human fingers with pliers.

Bai Ze explained as he walked: "Most souls reincarnate back to the present world through Huangquan. Hell and Taoyuan Township are also connected through Huangquan. The body that is still alive will die directly. Instead of returning, it is better to say that it will be reincarnated as another person."

As Bai Ze was talking, he suddenly stopped talking and let Ishihara Hiiragi go to the front, while he wrapped his arms around his waist from behind.Ishihara Hiiragi was agitated, scared by the sudden enthusiasm and did not dare to move. In his body stiff, Ishihara Hiiragi only listened to Bai Ze said: "Although it will be a little bit scary, after all, it is not a formal procedure... But I will I've been holding you all this time, so please don't worry...then, we're going back to the present world~"

The wind howled in my ears.

Ishihara Hiiragi finally understood what this sentence meant.

Ishihara Hiiragi screamed with tears in the face of the wind, and screamed enough of the horrors that could not be screamed in hell when he fell crazily.

Pushed and jumped from Taoyuan Township by Bai Ze, almost frightened Ishihara Hiiragi to death... In other words, if he died in the state of a living soul, then he might be able to go back to hell with the ghost lamp to work as an errand. After death, work and Life is settled... Ishihara Hiiragi thought at the moment of coma.

"Ah, that's great, there are still a lot of shapes left!"

"This time it's just a special case for you."

"It's really long-winded!! I said that this is my reasonable reward!"

When Ishihara Hiiragi woke up and opened his eyes, what he saw was the ceiling of his own home, not too familiar, but definitely much more intimate than the unfamiliar hell.

He breathed a sigh of relief silently in his heart, and made up his mind that he would never touch anything related to bungee jumping again in this life.

At this time, he suddenly heard the voices of Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze, and he wanted to move his body, but was startled by the sudden soreness all over his body.Not to mention raising his hand, even with his eyes open at this moment, Ishihara Hiiragi felt tired and flustered.

The ghost lamp was the first to discover Ishihara Hiiragi who had woken up, and condemned Bai Ze with a conscience: "Really, can't we use a gentler way? Although it looks like a beast on the outside, the inside is just like your painting, just look at it." I feel like I'm going to be cursed."

"Anyway, I have to dance. If it's a girl, I'll change back to my original shape and let her ride on my back and send it back slowly." Bai Ze replied in a good mood while holding the soul-returning incense.

Bai Ze... is a divine beast after all, so it's okay to just admit the difference and treat him differently like this?And it's sexist!He is also too fragile to be human if he doesn't know that Domi will be scared when he jumps from a high altitude. As a beast, please protect me well!

Ishihara Hiiragi felt that he never wanted to see these two again in this life, or in other words, he never wanted to see these two together again in this life. For some reason, he just felt that if the two were together, nothing good would happen!

He tried his best to raise his arm and waved: "Anyway, thank you Mr. Ghost Lantern and Mr. Bai Ze. I really can't entertain you two in my state today. Go slowly."

"That's right. After all, I played around in hell. Please take a good rest. I have indeed accepted the incense of returning souls. When we meet next time, maybe we will become colleagues."

"Go to hell after death, wow, you are indeed an evil spirit! Next time if you encounter something good, don't forget me, Bai Ze, and I will bring you immortal peaches and golden pills that can live long as thank you." !"

Mr. Ghost Lantern, let alone the fact that we will meet again in at least 60 years, is it too early to say this?Bai Ze-jun, even if I really found something good, how can I inform you in Taoyuan Township?Die again?

"Then, please take care of yourself—" Gui Deng said, and opened the door of Ishihara Hiiragi's house first.

Standing outside the door were two children who were about to ring the doorbell.