monster study

"Who are you worshiping?" Lu Zhifei glanced at Ma Yanyan's phone screen and asked.

"Worship God!" Ma Yanyan mysteriously opened that person's circle of friends to show Lu Zhifei, "I heard it from a girl in school, this is very effective! Do you know Qian Xiaoxiao in the next class? She worships Then you won the lottery!"

Whether it works or not Lu Zhifei doesn't know, he only knows that Ma Yanyan's taste is getting more and more peculiar.He looked at the person's profile picture and name, and was very curious, "Digong? Didn't you worship some constellation expert before?"

"Oh, we are Chinese, of course we must support domestic production."

This reason was so powerful that Lu Zhifei was speechless.Ma Yanyan said again: "Really, it's very effective, do you want to try it?"

Lu Zhifei was noncommittal, and glanced at the circle of friends of the land lord.They are all about traveling today, avoiding breaking ground, or some emotional tips, Feng Shui common sense, and the business is quite extensive.

Just why is it a land lord?Little White Dragon, Erlang God, Taibai Jinxing, and the Four Heavenly Kings, don't they sound awesome?Another handsome avatar would definitely attract more fans than this kind old man with a gray beard.Just as he was thinking, the Lord of the Land replied.

Land Lord: Sir, I am not Yuelao.If you are capable, go to Yuelao, why are you asking me.

"This land has a big temper." Lu Zhifei looked at Ma Yanyan seriously.

"That's right." Ma Yanyan felt a trace of anger, and immediately counterattacked with all ten fingers flying.

Lu Zhifei expressed helplessness, "Perhaps when he asks you to buy some amulets, your temper will improve."

"Amulet? No, he doesn't want money. He just said something. I hope that after the wish is fulfilled, the person who made the wish can go to the Earth Temple on the outskirts of the city to fulfill the wish. It's quite straightforward, and I believe it."

No, you already believed it, boy.

Lu Zhifei shook his head and put the matter behind him.After all, no matter how bad Ma Yanyan is, her IQ is basically online, and she will not give money to scammers easily, nor will she go to the wild haystacks on the outskirts of the city to fulfill her wish.

However, what Lu Zhifei never expected was that after a few days, the land lord would take the initiative to add him.But the person who came to add him was not the official account that Ma Yanyan was chatting with, but a private account, but they all had the same profile picture of an old man with a white beard, and their names were all called Tudigong.

Lu Zhifei didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but a day later, another Landlord No. [-] came.

Lu Zhifei still ignored it, because he really had no wish to ask others for help.However, after Didi Gong No. [-], another Di Di Gong No. [-] came.

After the number three came a number four.

Lu Zhifei looked at the string of friend applications from Landlord One, Two, Three, Four, Five, and Six, and couldn't help but wonder if the entire Landlord family had come to add him as friends?

Oh no.

Lu Zhifei saw that it was written in the verification information - it was me.still me.

So, before Digong No. [-] appeared, Lu Zhifei reluctantly accepted his friend application and asked him questions.His reply was quick and very clear.

Landlord: Recently, several people have come to me to ask for marriage, and they are all from you.One of them was male.Do you want to get to know each other first and then make friends?

Deer doesn't know: ...

I don't know the deer: Why does the land care about marriage?

Landlord: I don't know either, probably because Yuelao has lost his hair.

Deer Ignorance: Every time you help someone match, do you always find them one by one?

Landlord: Yes.If you want, I can push their WeChat to you.Number one is warm and generous, while number two is shy...

Lu Zhifei couldn't help sighing in his heart, this is really a good matchmaker in the new era, the conscience of the official account.

"What are you looking at?" Shang Si leaned over from behind the sofa, rubbed his cheek against Lu Zhifei's soft black hair, and wrapped his arms around his shoulders, like a big lazy cat.However, when his eyes flicked across the screen of the phone, Shang Si turned serious instantly, "Who is this?"

"A land lord who works part-time as a matchmaker." Lu Zhifei said.

Shang Si raised his eyebrows, "I think he's just a trickster, and I'm still the Jade Emperor."

Lu Zhifei smiled, "I think he is very sincere. You see, he also gave a detailed introduction to everyone and attached photos. Even the boys are not left behind, and he is very professional."

"Oh." Shang Si put on a cold face, and stretched out his hand to swipe on the screen, "This makeup is too thick. This nose bridge is not straight enough. This... tsk, how can you fall in love with different genders. And this one just looks incompatible with you ..."

Shang Si disgusted the past one by one, and poked and poked his fingers on the screen with such force that Lu Zhifei felt that he wanted to poke the people on the screen to death.

Lu Zhifei held his finger in time and looked up at him, "Okay, I'll reject him now, okay?"

But Shang Si still had a stinky face, raised his eyebrows and raised his chin slightly, and snorted coldly. The 1.9-meter-five big man takes jealousy for granted, and the size of the vinegar jar is probably proportional to his height.

Lu Zhifei knew that if he didn't coax him well today, there would be no end to it.So he shook his fingers, looked straight into his eyes, and asked, "What about this?"

In an instant, one, two, three, four little fat guys in grass skirts beat the flower drum in Shang Si's heart.The way Lu Zhifei shook his hand while holding one of his fingers was really... so straight to the heart.

However, Shang Si put on a serious face, "No, no sincerity."

"What is your so-called sincerity?" Lu Zhifei asked with folded arms.

"You show me your heart."

Comparing?Lu Zhifei remembered the popular way of comparing hearts on the Internet recently, and made a one-handed comparison, "Is this so?"

Shang Si shook his head, "It needs to be bigger."

The bigger one, the one with two hands?Lu Zhifei was a little hesitant, but since Shang Si asked for it, it was just a little shameful, so Lu Zhifei followed suit.

However, Shang Si still shook his head, "It needs to be bigger."

Lu Zhifei: "Don't push yourself too far."

Shang Si blinked and blinked, "Ah, I remember you also have a grass support club, how many members does it have?"

"Okay, just this time." Lu Zhifei compromised, "I'm not going to make an example."

Shang Si smiled triumphantly, then took out his cell phone and turned on the camera.

Lu Zhifei immediately regretted it, "Are you naive?"

"I'm naive." In order to be able to take pictures, Shang Si confessed.

Lu Zhifei had no choice but to warn him repeatedly not to upload to Moments, and then under Shang Si's constant urging, he raised his hand above his head hesitantly, showing a big heart.

"Turn your head a little, just smile." Shang Si also made a lot of requests.

Lu Zhifei put down his hands resolutely, with a calm expression like Shen Zang when he first came to the study.However, Shang is quick with four hands, and the photo of Lu Zhifei raising his hands to show his heart has been permanently archived.Although he looks calm in the photo, this can be regarded as a kind of... cute contrast?

Anyway, Shang Si thought it was very pretty, how could he send out such photos to share with others?

When others see it, they want to goug their eyes.

Shang Si always felt that he was a kind-hearted person, and in order to praise himself, he decided to hug Yuanyuan and kiss him.So Lu Zhifei, who was just about to leave, was caught off guard by Shang Si who gagged him again.One of the two was kneeling on the sofa, with his hands on the back of the sofa, and the other was standing behind the sofa. The wind was blowing the newly installed moon-white floor-to-ceiling curtains in the living room. The picture was fresh and beautiful.

Xiao Qiao, who was still walking by alone today, sighed sincerely when she saw this situation, "Fuck."

The next day, Lu Zhifei went to class.He was burying himself in drawing the design draft, when Ma Yanyan approached mysteriously and said, "Zhifei, can you accompany me to buy clothes later?"

"Didn't you just buy clothes?" Lu Zhifei asked.

"I want to buy something more mature this time." Ma Yanyan twitched, "It's that... that me... I'm going on a date on Friday."

Dating?This Lu Zhifei didn't know, "With whom?"

"A freshman student. Let me tell you, that land fair is really super effective. I worshiped him a few times, and my wish came true!" Ma Yanyan was full of surprise.

"A freshman junior?"

"Yeah!" Ma Yanyan hurriedly showed the photo to Lu Zhifei, "Look, I met her on the basketball court, and the slam dunk pose is super super super super handsome!"

Lu Zhifei was silent for three seconds, and said, "I think what you need is not mature clothes, but a pair of height-enhancing insoles."

Ma Yanyan immediately grabbed Lu Zhifei's hand, "Then why don't you go shopping with me."

"Okay, I'll accompany you. Then call Tong Jiashu, he is also on the basketball team, maybe he knows that junior sister."

Ma Yanyan was happy, and then praised the land lord, "Although he has a bad temper, he is still very good, and he is really super effective. Do you know if you are wrong? He also knows that you have a date!"

That's what I told him, boy.

Lu Zhifei thought of the land lord who diligently sent out various tips and various blessing runes in Moments every day, and couldn't help asking: "Then are you going to pay back your wish?"

"Fulfill your wish?" Ma Yanyan thought for a while, and said, "It's so far away. I've checked the location, and it's in the wilderness. I'll thank him on the phone, and just send him a red envelope."

Hearing what he said, Lu Zhifei didn't say anything more.But he knows that there is no wish in the world that can come true?If so, unless that land lord is really a god.

Ma Yanyan was handsome, and it was not a small probability that a girl would date him.However, on the one hand, Lu Zhifei felt that the land owner didn't seem like someone who relied on this kind of marketing to gain attention, so when Shang Si came to pick him up from school, he asked a lot.

Shang Si said: "The land is also a god, how can there be a god alive now?"

"Why? Shouldn't gods be stronger than monsters?"

Shang Si thought for a while and replied: "This is actually a natural change, just like dinosaurs are powerful, but they are still extinct. The number of monsters is now very small, especially after the war, because there are no monsters. With the strong reproductive ability of human beings, coupled with the increasingly scarce vitality of the world, extinction is a matter of time."

This sounds a little sad, but Lu Zhifei is a rationalist, "According to you, human beings will eventually perish?"

Shang Si put on the sunglasses and handed the helmet to Lu Zhifei, "Maybe, but rebirth in nothingness sounds good, doesn't it?"

Lu Zhifei thought for a while, this proposition was too big for him to answer for a while.

Shang Si scratched the tip of his nose and said with a smile: "Don't talk about this issue, I received a wedding invitation today, and I will take you there in two days to enjoy the joy."

The wedding invitation Shang Si received was naturally not from human beings.And the place where the monsters hold the wedding banquet is not in the human hotel. In order to have fun, the monsters like to gather in the villa on the outskirts of the city to have fun.

The name Huanxi Mountain was also given by monsters, and it is only spread in the demon world.There is a Huanxi Villa on Huanxi Mountain, which specializes in hosting all kinds of demon banquets. The owner of the villa is said to be a human being, and a pseudo-mother who likes to wear cheongsam.

Of course, it is said that Wu Qiangqiang said these things, and neither Shang Si nor Lu Zhifei had seen them with their own eyes.