monster study

On weekend afternoons, on the outskirts of the city, at Mount Huanxi.

The mountain is not high, but there are clouds and mist.A winding path winds up, hidden in the clouds and mist, and the green trees, red fruits, and birds fluttering past all seem so unreal.

It looks like a fairy mountain.

"That's evil spirit." Shang Si took Lu Zhifei's hand and walked up slowly, "There is a lost trace array on the mountain, which can prevent humans from entering by mistake."

Lu Zhifei nodded, and followed closely beside Shang Si so as not to get separated.Taibai Taihei poked his head out of Lu Zhifei's sweater hat, lying on Lu Zhifei's shoulders from left to right, looking around curiously.

Originally, this time, Shang Si planned to take no one with him, and live a rare two-person world with Lu Zhifei.But Taibai and Taihei couldn't help but roll around at home, and wanted to come out to play.As soon as Lu Zhifei softened, he brought them out together.

The more Shang Si thought about it, the angrier he became, and he gave the two little fat guys a hard look.But the little fat man rubbed his ass against Lu Zhifei, so he didn't care about him.

"I know I know I am wrong, do you think there will be a lot of delicious food later?"

"There will be."

"Can I drink alcohol then?"

"You can drink a little."

……

The soft and waxy voice of a child and the clean and cold voice of a teenager resounded alternately on the path in the forest, slightly dispelling the mist, revealing the true face of the mountain forest.The ghostly aura is lingering but there is no cold feeling as expected, but there are sporadic voices in the forest from time to time, making people wonder whether it is a passing rabbit stepping on a branch, or a mischievous little monster curiously looking at the strange man who suddenly broke in. people.

Shang Si and Lu Zhifei came late, so they didn't meet anyone at the foot of the mountain, but the more they went up, the more lively it was.Conversations came from the clouds from time to time, there were human voices, and some incomprehensible monster language. After a while, Lu Zhifei saw a faint figure in front of him.

Some still maintained their human shapes, while others showed their original shapes in all kinds of strange ways. They gathered in twos and threes and walked up.Leather shoes, clogs and bare fur feet made different footsteps on the ground, intertwined with laughter, and were carried away by the mountain haze.

There are even many incorporeal spirits that are rarely seen in ordinary times. Their Taoism is deep enough, they have broken away from their bodies, and they are walking forward half-floating along the mountains and haze.This kind of elves always looks extremely good, combining the beauty of humans and the mystery of elves, either charming or pure.

Shang Si's coercion was unique, even if he restrained himself deliberately, the monsters noticed his arrival immediately, and stopped to say hello to him.Lu Zhifei stood quietly beside Shang Si, and as a human being mixed into the group of monsters, it didn't cause much splash.

On the one hand, he specifically told Shang Si to keep a low profile before coming here.On the other hand, the monsters were frightened by Shang Si's coercion, so they didn't dare to ask more questions.

However, there were still one or two little monsters who were ignorant of the world, pulling the corner of the big monster's clothes, and innocently asked: "Who is that? Fairy boy?"

fairy boy?Upon hearing this, a few monsters who got closer quietly looked at Lu Zhifei a few times—isn't it, she is white and clean, with a little cinnabar between her eyebrows, very similar, very similar.

Everyone turned their attention to Lu Zhifei one after another, which made Lu Zhifei unexpected.And Taibai Taihei didn't understand his low-key heart at all, poked his head out happily, clenched his fists and proudly echoed: "Yes, yes, it's a fairy boy!"

"Lu Lu is a fairy boy! It's so pretty!"

"Wow—" The little monster who just asked this question couldn't help but look at Lu Zhifei's eyes, he was really a fairy boy.Others also joined in, especially a man in a suit and leather shoes who was holding a gift in his hand, he was called a lotus flower with a tongue.Before the others could say a few words, he boasted Lu Zhifei so much that there was nothing in the sky and the earth without a trace.

In short, only such an outstanding person deserves to stand by Si Ye's side.

Lu Zhifei touched his nose, and quickly wiped off some goosebumps.From the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of Shang Si, and he didn't seem to take it too seriously, but the corner of his mouth that turned up indicated that he must be very useful.

Lu Zhifei silently stood aside, but as soon as his foot moved, he bumped into something.He quickly looked down, and saw a little monster wearing a red double-breasted wedding gown and a black cap, looking at him with a gong in his hand.When he shook his head, the two tassels hanging from the hat also shook.

This is... a squirrel?

"Let's go, let's go, the bride is coming!" The squirrel knocked on the gong, speaking Mandarin with a strange accent.

Oh, Lu Zhifei suddenly remembered that the couple who got married this time were a pair of squirrel demons who hadn't transformed yet.He immediately stepped aside, the squirrel glanced at him, and was about to say why there are humans infesting here, but Shang Si glanced over, he trembled uncontrollably, and then ran away beating the gong.

"Here comes the bride! Here comes the bride! Make room, everyone!"

The atmosphere of joy spread on the mountain road, and the monsters all stuck their heads out to see the bride, which is no different from humans.A snake demon was squeezed into the woods, but couldn't get out no matter what, suddenly stretched its neck out of anger, walked around the branches above its head, passed through the branches and leaves, and swung to the side of the road.

A monster was standing over there stretching its neck to watch, and suddenly found that there was an extra head on top of its head, so it jumped to the middle of the road in fright.

The snake demon giggled at him, and the monster became angry with embarrassment. The two sides were about to fight when the team to see off the bride finally arrived.

A group of squirrels came along the mountain road with gongs and drums, all of them were beaming in wedding robes.There were four of the strongest ones behind, carrying a sedan chair the size of an ordinary cardboard box, walking in the middle of the line with sex.On the top of the sedan chair was a big red flower tied with a red ribbon, and the fiery red petals swayed along with the sedan chair, creating an indescribable sense of joy.

Lu Zhifei looked down at the small wedding procession passing by his feet, thinking that he had come to Lilliputian, which was very magical.

He opened his eyes slightly, and the sunlight reflected in his eyes, which were rarely bright.The squirrel bridesmaid with a flower basket just happened to walk past Lu Zhifei. Seeing her beautiful self in Lu Zhifei's eyes, she couldn't help reaching out and grabbing a handful of petals and throwing them towards Lu Zhifei with a smile.

While the petals were floating, the monsters followed the procession to see off their relatives and walked slowly towards the villa halfway up the mountain.About half an hour later, the slower squirrels finally arrived in front of the villa with their sedan chairs.

The villa is an ancient villa with white walls and black tiles. There are four big characters written in vermilion on the plaque at the door—Huanxi Villa.

Shang Si raised his head and glanced at it, and the old habit of commenting came back again, "The writing is bold, but it was not enough time to finish the writing. But it seems that the writing is several years ago, I don't know if it has improved now."

It must be a good word to make Shang Si praise it.But who wrote this?Lu Zhifei couldn't help but think of the legendary owner of Huanxi Villa.What is it like for a human being who can gain a foothold among monsters?

However, until the wedding banquet started, Lu Zhifei did not meet the legendary owner of the villa.Occasionally, some guests will mention him, and there is a lot of exploration in the words. Anyway, you say the same thing, I say the same thing, and everyone says the same thing.

Everyone seems to know what the real owner of the villa looks like, but none of them know.

According to the customs of monsters, the wedding banquet lasted from night to midnight, so guest rooms were prepared for everyone in the villa.Shang Si was aiming at this point, so he happily brought Lu Zhifei to the wedding banquet, and by the way, sent away Wu Qiang Qiang who was also going to attend.

The villa under the moonlit night, what a place to talk about love.And with so many guests, it is absolutely, shouldn't, and impossible to have extra rooms vacant in the villa.

The fact is exactly the same, when Lu Zhifei hugged the two drunk chubby guys and was about to rest, the waiter of the villa smiled and told him that they had no extra guest room except for one luxury VIP room left.

Lu Zhifei looked at the row of apparently empty unlit rooms, was silent for a few seconds, then turned his head and asked Shang Si: "The last one?"

Shang Si shrugged innocently, put his hands in his sleeves, "What do you think I am doing? How about we go back to the study now?"

The two chubby guys heard that they were going back to the study while they were half asleep and half awake, and immediately lied to their bodies, "If you don't go back, you won't go back! You still have to drink, you still have to drink wine...Come on, cheers!"

Lu Zhifei looked down, the two of them didn't open their eyes at all, they were talking in sleep.At this moment, his butt pouted, turned over and snored again in Lu Zhifei's arms.

Just one room, it's midnight, and Lu Zhifei doesn't want to bother.

Seeing that he agreed, the waiter happily took out the key and opened the room.Then he stretched out his hand to support the hat, covered the sharp corners of his head, smiled and made a gesture of invitation, "Welcome to the Yaochi Suite, I wish you a pleasant night."

Happy, of course happy.Shang Si was even happier when he saw that there was only one bed in the room.And Lu Zhifei didn't make any effort to take a shower, and after the shower, he didn't say that he was going to sleep on the sofa or on the floor, and went to bed naturally.

Then he glanced at Shang Si casually, "Aren't you going to take a shower?"

"I'll go right away." Saying that, Shang Si turned and went into the bathroom, thinking to himself: My Yuanyuan is so bold that she actually asked me to take a bath.

What Shang Si didn't see was that Lu Zhifei quietly clenched the hand of the quilt.And lying under the quilt was a little fat man who had been washed smooth and tender, and was suddenly grabbed by Lu Zhifei, who was stretching out his short legs and struggling in his sleep, "Ah...I shit...I can't drink anymore ...Um...I'm about to piss..."

Lu Zhifei quickly let go of him, lifted the quilt and lay down straight.

The moon is as cool as water, and the faint chill is mixed in the elegant fragrance burning by the bedside, soaking into the heart.

Listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, Lu Zhifei suddenly remembered the ancient costume movie he had seen before. The concubine whose brand was turned over would be sent to take a bath, then wrapped naked into a clean bedding and rolled into spring rolls, and then carried by the eunuchs Then, send it to the dragon bed.

He felt like that spring roll now, a straight, fragrant spring roll.

While thinking wildly, Lu Zhifei's cell phone rang suddenly - it was the notification tone of WeChat.

Normally, Lu Zhifei would never pay attention to it.But today he needed to do something to calm down, so he picked up his phone again.

The Lord of the Land sent a message to Lu Zhifei and asked him: Today is the [-]th day. It is a good day to worship the Lord of the Land. Have you sacrificed yet?

Lu Zhifei was sure that this wording and sentence must have been sent in groups.Then click into the circle of friends to see, and it is true.Every [-]th day of the Lunar New Year, the Lord of the Earth will popularize science on the necessity of offering sacrifices to the Lord of the Earth, and then call on everyone to perform sacred sacrificial activities.

But it was already midnight, so Lu Zhifei automatically ignored this group message.However, it didn't take long before Digong No. [-] sent a new message "Have you sacrificed yet?"

Lu Zhifei had no choice but to reply him.

Deer doesn't know: it's past midnight, now it's sixteen.

Di Di Gong No. [-]: It doesn't matter, sincerity leads to success.

Deer doesn't know: I'm not at home, so it's not convenient for offering sacrifices.

Land God No. [-]: I know, you are in Happy Mountain.There are a full range of sacrificial items in the villa, you can borrow them from them.

Seeing this sentence, Lu Zhifei was shocked, and the feeling of drunkenness dissipated in an instant, and even Shang Si was temporarily forgotten by him.Happy mountain?How does the Lord know that he is now on Mount Huanxi?

Lu Zhifei looked around subconsciously, as if there was an eye staring at him in the dark.

However, it was quiet all around, and under the quiet night sky, even the laughing and noisy sounds of monsters in the front yard seemed far away.

Deer don't know:? ? ?

Land Lord No. [-]: Don't be nervous, I am Land Lord, of course I know everything that happened on this land.

Lu Buzhi: Then do you know why the flowers are so red?

Land God No. [-]: Well, I am also in Happy Mountain, so I know.