On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Okay, I'm still joking, you are so good, how can I be willing to eat you."

Shen Heqing couldn't help but fell into deep thought, should he be grateful for this?

"By the way, what should I do with this magic cultivator?"

Jiang Haiyan squatted down, and poked curiously at the somewhat shapeless Demon Cultivator who was paralyzed on the ground. This Demon Cultivator did a lot of evil, and he deserved his fate.

Shen Heqing took out his mobile phone and said, "Let the people from the Alliance deal with the aftermath."

After the Spirit Seizing Formation is broken, the phenomenon of "ghosts hitting the wall" will naturally disappear. Once those trapped in it are freed, they will naturally publicize this strange incident. Once this incident is spread, it will definitely cause trouble For a small disturbance, in order not to expose the existence of the cultivation world, the Alliance of Cultivators can only use some means against these parties to make them forget about it.

The existence of the cultivation world cannot be exposed, this is a matter of convention in the alliance.

Jiang Haiyan squatted in front of the demon cultivator, resting his chin on Shen Heqing's phone call.

Shen Heqing's phone call was finished quickly, and after hanging up the phone, he said to Jiang Haiyan calmly: "People from the alliance will come soon."

Jiang Haiyan nodded while resting her chin: "Actually, I'm thinking about a very important thing."

very important thing?

Seeing Jiang Haiyan's rare serious expression, Shen Heqing paused for a moment, and said, "What's the matter?"

Jiang Haiyan looked very serious: "What's for dinner tonight?"

Shen Heqing: "..." He really shouldn't expect this guy to ask any thought-provoking questions.

The two looked at each other silently for a while, and after a while, Jiang Haiyan was the first to break the silence: "I want to eat Buddha and jump over the wall."

Shen Heqing: "..."

"Kung Pao chicken is also available."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan was indignant: "At least there must be meat?"

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded.

"Of course there must be meat, young man. This is your fault. Since your little boyfriend wants to eat meat, you can satisfy him. Otherwise, what if your little boyfriend runs away?"

As soon as the words fell, a man who looked like a middle-aged uncle appeared in front of them.

Jiang Haiyan looked up, and was stunned. Isn't this middle-aged uncle Zhong Pinglun, the judge of the Big Stomach Competition who always talks nonsense in a serious manner?

Zhong Pinglun was a little surprised when he saw Jiang Haiyan: "Hey, it's you?"

Shen Heqing took a step forward to stand in front of Jiang Haiyan, and said calmly to Zhong Pinglun, "You are the person sent by the alliance?" , Zhong Pinglun was also not at the scene because he went to the toilet.

Zhong Pinglun reached out his hand to stroke his beard, but he only touched a piece of smooth chin. He paused, and then put down his hand as if nothing had happened: "That's right, the old man is the person sent by the alliance to deal with the aftermath. Young people, if there is a disagreement, we will create a mess for us to clean up. You made such a big commotion just now, and people outside may have heard it."

"However, in the final analysis, everything was done by those demon cultivators. Where is the culprit this time? I have to escort him back to the alliance headquarters!"

Jiang Haiyan silently pointed to the ground.

Zhong Pinglun looked down and took a deep breath: "There are two magicians? Where is the other one!"

Shen Heqing paused and said, "There is only one demon cultivator."

Zhong Pinglun gasped: "It's impossible! Being sucked into such a state! It's clearly the work of the demon cultivator! Could it be that he himself sucked himself into such a ghostly state?"

Jiang Haiyan felt guilty for a moment.

Shen He said calmly: "He has a magic weapon that can seize souls... He should have been bitten by the magic weapon."

Zhong Pinglun clicked his tongue twice: "It's the way of heaven and reincarnation! I don't know if he thought that he would end up like this when he wantonly seized people's spiritual power!" I survived, but unless there is another adventure, the rest of my life will be no different from a disabled person.

Jiang Haiyan nodded in agreement: "Hmph! It's all retribution! You deserve it! It's your own fault!" If the demon cultivator hadn't tried to steal his spiritual power at the last moment, he wouldn't have sucked the demon cultivator in reverse, it was all the demon cultivator. Cultivate yourself.

Shen Heqing: "..."

Zhong Pinglun picked up the magic weapon that fell on the ground, studied it for a while, then put the magic weapon and the magic cultivator into the storage bag, and then sighed with emotion: "These magic cultivators have so many tricks, wait until I put this magic weapon Send it back to the Alliance Research Department to see if we can develop a low-profile version."

Jiang Haiyan blinked, wait, is there something wrong with picking up the enemy's black technology and researching it on the battlefield?

"You have made outstanding contributions to the technological development of the alliance. I will write a commendation letter to the chairman later, and I will commend you well." Zhong Pinglun said with a look of relief.

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but fell into deep thought, a group of cultivators actually talk about technology?It's not magic!

Zhong Pinglun looked down at his watch: "I'm running out of time. I have to go to work. It's a big project to clear the memories of so many people at once. Unfortunately, I'm not a group skill."

Jiang Haiyan laughed dryly: "It's better to leave."

Zhong Pinglun nodded, he was about to turn around, but suddenly stopped, then he looked at Shen Heqing, and said earnestly: "I was serious just now, since your little boyfriend wants to eat meat, you can give it to him , or be careful that he runs away with others."

Shen Heqing paused, and was about to say something, but was preempted by Jiang Haiyan: "I'm not his boyfriend."

Shen Heqing's expression was slightly cold, and he heard Jiang Haiyan continue to speak.

"I am his master."

……really.

Shen Heqing thought coldly, not at all surprised.

Zhong Pinglun was stunned for a moment, and then he said with emotion: "Young people nowadays, every day, this Prael and that Prael are really not reserved at all."

Shen Heqing looked indifferent.

After Zhong Pinglun left, Jiang Haiyan sighed towards Shen Heqing: "I finally know why he can be a regular judge of the Super Invincible Big Eater. It turned out to be through the back door, so what are you going to eat tonight?"

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, and said lightly: "I still have to go back to the meeting...you go back first."

"It's okay," Jiang Haiyan blinked, "I'll wait for you... no matter how long, I will wait for you."

Shen Heqing looked indifferent: "No need."

Jiang Haiyan opened his mouth, just about to say something, the next moment, Shen Heqing suddenly disappeared in place, the clothes he was wearing fell to the ground, but the person inside the clothes disappeared.

Jiang Haiyan squatted down as usual, stretched out his hand to remove the layers of clothes, and finally found a small white ball in the innermost layer.

The chubby dumpling was accidentally pressed upright by the mobile phone in the trouser pocket. At this time, it was turning over its furry white belly, and its four short legs were kicking around, like a little turtle that rolled over.

Jiang Haiyan held his chin and watched silently for a minute before reaching out to take out the little hamster.

The little hamster held in the palm of his hand was dazed for a few seconds before turning around silently, facing Jiang Haiyan with his furry buttocks, and covering his face with his two little paws.

Jiang Haiyan pondered, he seemed to have seen the unlovely expression on the little hamster's furry face?

Jiang Haiyan took the hamster essence in his palm and rubbed it to refresh himself, and then stuffed the limp hamster essence into the chest pocket of his T-shirt with satisfaction.

Then he turned around and went back to the second floor with the hamster essence in his mouth.

When Jiang Haiyan walked to the door of the box, he heard the people inside talking.

"What's going on? I seemed to have fallen asleep just now? I'm dizzy now..."

"I fell asleep too, and it seems that I'm still in a deep sleep...but why did we sleep for so long?"

"I seemed to have a very strange dream just now..."

"I fell asleep somehow... what dream did you have?"

"Can not remember……"

Jiang Haiyan knocked on the door, and it took a while for someone to open the door.

While rubbing her temples, Wu Manli said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I slept too deeply just now, and now I feel a little dizzy...Why are you? What's the matter?"

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "I'm here to find Shen Heqing."

"Shen Heqing?" Wu Manli was taken aback, "He's not here, he's going..." Where did he go?

Wu Manli frowned slightly. She vaguely remembered where Shen Heqing had gone, but at this moment she couldn't remember it. When she tried to think about it, her head would hurt.

Jiang Haiyan blinked his eyes, it seems that Zhong Pinglun's forgetfulness is quite easy to use, he nodded: "He's not here... It's fine if he's not here, I mean, I'm here to help him ask for leave, and he suddenly There is something urgent, so let's go first."

Wu Manli stared at Jiang Haiyan in a daze, and then said "oh" after a while.

"That's it," Jiang Haiyan smiled slightly, "Then I'll go first, I wish you a happy meeting."

Wu Manli hesitated for a moment: "Wait... Who are you to him?"

Jiang Haiyan: "Master."

Wu Manli was stunned for a moment: "What? I didn't hear clearly..."

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "People who live together."

Wu Manli understood: "Are you his tenant?"

Jiang Haiyan was about to say that he was my tenant, when a certain rat who was being talked about behind his back suddenly poked its head out of his chest pocket.

Wu Manli was instantly stunned: "Oh, so cute, is this your pet?"

Jiang Haiyan puffed up her chest and said confidently, "Yes, I am his master."

"It's so cute, can I touch it?"

Jiang Haiyan tactfully refused: "My Shushu doesn't like being touched by others... especially my sister, even though he is a little male mouse."

"Why?" Wu Manli froze for a moment.

Jiang Haiyan pondered for a moment, then said meaningfully: "Probably because it is a gay mouse."

Wu Manli: "..."

The rat who was turned gay: "..."

Until Jiang Haiyan's back completely disappeared, Wu Manli still couldn't recover from the gay rat's cold joke, and she didn't recover suddenly until someone passed by her and touched her shoulder.

But when she subconsciously touched the jade necklace around her neck, she suddenly froze.

... The jade pendant she had been wearing for more than ten years broke into pieces.

After Jiang Haiyan greeted Wu Manli, she took her little hamster and prepared to go home.

Now that the Spirit Seizing Formation was broken, the passage was unimpeded. He went out of the Wonton noodle shop smoothly, and saw a dozen or so people who didn't know the truth standing at the door.

The dozen or so people looked blank, with "Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?" expression.

"I remember that I was ready to go home just now, why did I come back in the blink of an eye..."

"Why am I here? I'm obviously going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables?"

"Why did I seem to fall asleep standing up?"

"You too?"

"Is it the same for you?!"

Everyone said in unison: "What a hell!"

Jiang Haiyan touched the hamster essence on his chest and wondered: "Can the Cultivators Alliance recover? This method of clearing memory doesn't seem to work."

Shen Heqing grabbed the edge of Jiang Haiyan's pocket with his small paws, and tried to stand up straight: "There is no way, even if the memory can be cleared, but the time cannot be reversed. Without such a long period of memory, everyone will notice something is wrong."

Jiang Haiyan was whimsical: "Then can't we forge a memory?"

Shen Heqing snorted coldly: "Everyone's experience, environment, and three views are different. It is not easy to forge a memory for a person that he will never suspect, let alone so many people."

"Then what if it arouses the suspicion of those humans? Wouldn't that expose the existence of the cultivation world?"

"Continue to erase his memory."

Jiang Haiyan was speechless for a while, then heard Shen Heqing continue to say: "Or absorb him into the world of comprehension."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Why?" What kind of rhythm is this?Brainwashing is not enough to attract people... Is the Cultivator Alliance a dark force or a pyramid scheme organization?

Shen Heqing explained solemnly with a small face: "The spells used by the comprehension world to clear the memory of mortals are similar to hypnosis or suggestion. The hypnosis of mortals does not work for mortals with strong willpower. Similarly, the spells for clearing memory are effective for those with strong spiritual power. It's not very useful for mortals."

"Among mortals, there are naturally cultivation seedlings with extraordinary aptitude. It's not like they didn't enter the realm of cultivation because of this before. This is also a kind of chance."

Jiang Haiyan was speechless for a moment, what is this instant sense of "young man, look at your bones, I have a copy of Tathagata God's Palm that I want to pass on to you"?

So the world of comprehension is really a pyramid scheme, right?

Just as Jiang Haiyan lowered his head to talk to Shen Heqing, a voice suddenly sounded hesitantly.

"and many more……"

Jiang Haiyan looked up, and found that the person who called him was the suspicious man with dark glasses who was still tightly wrapped up on a hot day he had seen before, and immediately raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter?"

The man in the sunglasses paused for a moment, and said falteringly, "No, it's nothing, I just think you look familiar, like a friend of mine... Have we met somewhere before?"

Jiang Haiyan: "Hey, this way of striking up a conversation is so old-fashioned."

"No, no, I don't want to strike up a conversation with you," the man in sunglasses stammered, "I just..."

Jiang Haiyan said expressionlessly, "I refuse."

"I, I, I just... I just think you look familiar..." The tone of the man in the sunglasses became weaker and weaker.

"Handsome guy, it's outdated to use this kind of old meme to strike up a conversation these days. You have to be innovative in striking up a conversation. You should go back and practice hard."

"I'm sorry..." The man in the sunglasses scratched his head in embarrassment, turned around and left as if his butt was on fire.

Jiang Haiyan looked at the back of the man in the sunglasses leaving, touched his chin and asked Shen Heqing: "This is what you said about the strange bones... Ah, no ordinary person with extraordinary aptitude? Do you want to catch up and teach him the palm of the Tathagata?"

Shen Heqing: "..."

Xiao Xianyou was a little confused.

Just now when he found out that the young man was missing, his heart was like a cold cellar, but when he was at a loss, he suddenly found that the phenomenon of those ghosts hitting the wall disappeared inexplicably.

He can finally go out.

After Xiao Xianyou got out of trouble, he immediately wanted to find those people and tell them about this matter, but when he found those people, he found that they didn't seem to remember him anymore.

When he excitedly told those people that they were finally out of trouble, those people who had been in trouble with him looked at him with crazy eyes, as if they saw an unreasonable lunatic popping out of nowhere.

——Of course, if you suddenly see a suspicious man who is completely wrapped up in airtight running up to you and shouting excitedly: "We can finally go out! We are out of trouble!"... probably will Take this man for a lunatic.

Just like everyone was unable to get out for no reason just now, now everyone has somehow forgotten about it...except him.

What the hell is going on?

What happened to this world?

Just when Xiao Xianyou was at a loss, he suddenly met a person—Zhong Pinglun, one of the four judges of Super Invincible Big Eater.

As a loyal fan of the Super Invincible Big Eater, he even forgot his situation at this moment, he was hesitating whether to go up and ask for an autograph, but Zhong Pinglun suddenly walked towards him.

"There's still a single person... I'm exhausted, I have to ask those old guys to give me a raise when I go back! If I don't get a raise, I won't do it!"

Xiao Xianyou felt that his worldview had been challenged like never before.

Zhong Pinglun rolled up his sleeves and said to him with a smile: "Young man, have you seen something you shouldn't have seen? Forget what should be forgotten. How do you say that... People who know more The sooner you die, seeing your thick eyebrows and big eyes, you probably don't want to die young at a young age, right?"

Xiao Xianyou: "..."

Just when he was completely dazed, Zhong Pinglun raised his hand and placed it on his forehead. The next moment, he felt that the memory in his mind was gradually blurring...

"Don't worry, it won't hurt, it will be over soon..."

When Xiao Xianyou came back to his senses, Zhong Pinglun had disappeared.

He stood there blankly, his mind was muddled, as if something was missing...

But it didn't take long for him to recover from this trance state, and the memories that should have disappeared also resurfaced.

At this moment, Xiao Xianyou saw that young man again.

The young man who suddenly disappeared suddenly reappeared without any change in his body.

He looked at the young man from a distance, and for some reason, he had a strong impulse, he felt that the young man might be the same as him...

Yet again he was disappointed.

At this moment, Xiao Xianyou was standing under the sun, but suddenly felt chills all over his body.

He thought of Zhong Pinglun's words and actions just now, and vaguely felt that this world seemed a little different from his phenomenon...

What the hell is going on in this world?